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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 29, 2009, 01:37:07 am

Title: I'm reprinting those fucking T-shirts
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 29, 2009, 01:37:07 am
This time they will be printed in safety orange on a super gay shade of lapis blue. These are American Apparel men's and girlie T's, and they will be about $12 each this time since I'm not going the el cheapo route. They cost about $4-$5 to ship domestically, and I'll be asking actual shipping costs this time since I'm not rolling in dough anymore.

Here's what I'm asking of you.

If you want one, PM me the size you want, and your address. Even if I already have your address, I want it again, to avoid a volley of last minute "I lost your address" PMs. I am ordering ONLY what people request, so I won't have any extras at all.

If a lot of people want shirts, they will be cheaper because I'll get a discount on printing. I will PM your total including exact shipping when they're ready to ship, and I take Paypal, money order, or personal check.









Title: Re: I'm reprinting those fucking T-shirts
Post by: BADGE OF HONOR on July 29, 2009, 01:46:29 am
Oh hells yeah.
Title: Re: I'm reprinting those fucking T-shirts
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on July 29, 2009, 02:40:39 am
orange on blue?


oooooooooh.  :sad:

Sorry Nigel, maybe next round. Mr Squid already has a blue on red shirt that hurts my ears when he wears it.
Certain colors really fuck with me in a way they shouldn't.
Title: Re: I'm reprinting those fucking T-shirts
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on July 29, 2009, 02:55:06 am
Well, obviously I'm going to have to know what font they'll be in.
Title: Re: I'm reprinting those fucking T-shirts
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on July 29, 2009, 03:03:09 am
PMING  :fap: and my dad wants one too  :lulz: when i got my other one he was like HAY WHY DIDNT YOU ORDER ME ONE  :argh!:
Title: Re: I'm reprinting those fucking T-shirts
Post by: Iason Ouabache on July 29, 2009, 05:39:40 am
Well, obviously I'm going to have to know what font they'll be in.

ARIAL!!!!
Title: Re: I'm reprinting those fucking T-shirts
Post by: Jenne on July 29, 2009, 05:47:33 am
PMING  :fap: and my dad wants one too  :lulz: when i got my other one he was like HAY WHY DIDNT YOU ORDER ME ONE  :argh!:

Your dad gets the supercool dude award.

Nigel, how far up do the sizes go again?
Title: Re: I'm reprinting those fucking T-shirts
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 29, 2009, 08:04:11 am
Here: 

http://www.companycasuals.com/EvolTwinPrinting/b.jsp?id=1009402&parentId=1009267
http://www.companycasuals.com/EvolTwinPrinting/b.jsp?id=1010659&parentId=1009267
Title: Re: I'm reprinting those fucking T-shirts
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on July 29, 2009, 08:17:49 am
AH. ok ignore my second pm plz  :lol:
Title: Re: I'm reprinting those fucking T-shirts
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on July 29, 2009, 08:45:33 am
PS YOUR COLOR CHOICES ARE MOST EXCELLENT IMO!
Title: Re: I'm reprinting those fucking T-shirts
Post by: Jenne on July 29, 2009, 02:50:32 pm
Quote from: The Lord and Lady O
Here:  

http://www.companycasuals.com/EvolTwinPrinting/b.jsp?id=1009402&parentId=1009267
http://www.companycasuals.com/EvolTwinPrinting/b.jsp?id=1010659&parentId=1009267

PM forthcoming
Title: Re: I'm reprinting those fucking T-shirts
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 29, 2009, 05:48:09 pm
Awesome!

Yes, the colors should be mind-numbing together. I completely sympathize with Squiddy not being able to look at them.
Title: Re: I'm reprinting those fucking T-shirts
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on July 29, 2009, 06:39:52 pm
 :lulz:

Some colors together do this to me
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VIvMrUx4YFI&feature=related

and it smells like burning toast/electronics
Title: Re: I'm reprinting those fucking T-shirts
Post by: Jenne on July 29, 2009, 06:45:48 pm
Quote from: The Lord and Lady O
Here: 

http://www.companycasuals.com/EvolTwinPrinting/b.jsp?id=1009402&parentId=1009267
http://www.companycasuals.com/EvolTwinPrinting/b.jsp?id=1010659&parentId=1009267

PM forthcoming

(um...unblockage of pm's...?  pretty please?)
Title: Re: I'm reprinting those fucking T-shirts
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on July 29, 2009, 06:49:23 pm
hey nigel on the Girl Ts Lapis isnt listed as a color so are they a different blue?
Title: Re: I'm reprinting those fucking T-shirts
Post by: Eve on July 29, 2009, 06:50:33 pm
Bummer--I'd order one if I wasn't so poor. :(
Title: Re: I'm reprinting those fucking T-shirts
Post by: Template on July 29, 2009, 09:11:50 pm
What's on the shirt?
Title: Re: I'm reprinting those fucking T-shirts
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 30, 2009, 12:17:55 am
They look like this:
(http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj261/anonymouslyevil/IMGP1881.jpg)

Jenne, yes! I will right away.

Fred, crap, they are supposed to be available in the same colors DAMMIT. I really wanted Sea Blue anyway, maybe I can have them order them.

It will be SOME kind of darkish blue.
Title: Re: I'm reprinting those fucking T-shirts
Post by: Payne on July 30, 2009, 12:21:11 am
I would order one if the Eve bewbs were included.

And if I had money for it.
Title: Re: I'm reprinting those fucking T-shirts
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 30, 2009, 12:22:57 am
OK, Lapis is confirmed. They are available in Lapis according to the updated awesome list the printer gave me.
Title: Re: I'm reprinting those fucking T-shirts
Post by: Triple Zero on July 30, 2009, 12:39:23 pm
They look like this:

(http://img239.imageshack.us/img239/8509/eveptero.jpg)


fixed!!!
Title: Re: I'm reprinting those fucking T-shirts
Post by: LMNO on July 30, 2009, 01:13:40 pm
I'm with Payne: Hawt lesbians need to be included in my order.
Title: Re: I'm reprinting those fucking T-shirts
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on July 30, 2009, 05:00:21 pm
000 hurted my eyes  :aww:
Title: Re: I'm reprinting those fucking T-shirts
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 30, 2009, 05:16:17 pm
They look like this:

(http://img239.imageshack.us/img239/8509/eveptero.jpg)


fixed!!!

:mittens:

Beautiful!
Title: Re: I'm reprinting those fucking T-shirts
Post by: Eve on July 30, 2009, 08:46:12 pm
Wow, that blue is awfully blue.  :eek:


In retrospect, I wish I'd actually smiled in that pic.
Title: Re: I'm reprinting those fucking T-shirts
Post by: Hoopla! on July 30, 2009, 08:48:43 pm
Well, obviously I'm going to have to know what font they'll be in.

I laughed so hard I'm now pissing blood.


Constantly.  It's rather disconcerting, actually.
Title: Re: I'm reprinting those fucking T-shirts
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on July 30, 2009, 08:53:08 pm
DOES SHIRT COME WITH BOOBS?
Title: Re: I'm reprinting those fucking T-shirts
Post by: Eve on July 30, 2009, 08:54:14 pm
BYOB, Rog
Title: Re: I'm reprinting those fucking T-shirts
Post by: Roaring Biscuit! on July 30, 2009, 08:57:59 pm
how did these come about originally?
Title: Re: I'm reprinting those fucking T-shirts
Post by: Miley Spears on July 30, 2009, 11:13:15 pm
DOES SHIRT COME WITH BOOBS?
how did these come about originally?

I'm glad you asked. A boob, aka a breast, is the upper ventral region of an animalís torso, particularly that of mammals, including human beings. The breasts of a female primateís body contain the mammary glands, which secrete milk used to feed infants.

And that's why God made breasts!

Of course Goddess made them to be sucked, fondled and drooled over.
Title: Re: I'm reprinting those fucking T-shirts
Post by: Thurnez Isa on July 30, 2009, 11:20:25 pm
Nonsense
Boobs are just females trying to grow penises
on their chests
/
/
(http://www.historycentral.com/bio/people/images/frued.gif)
Title: Re: I'm reprinting those fucking T-shirts
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 31, 2009, 03:13:42 am
how did these come about originally?

Here is the whole tedious process, including a couple of hissy fits and some infighting: http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=15695.msg497325#msg497325
Title: Re: I'm reprinting those fucking T-shirts
Post by: Emo Howard on July 31, 2009, 03:28:58 am
...they will be about $12 each this time since I'm not going the el cheapo route. They cost about $4-$5 to ship domestically, and I'll be asking actual shipping costs this time since I'm not rolling in dough anymore.

USPS First-Class -- $2.00

http://www.usps.com/prices/first-class-mail-prices.htm

That's how I shipped t-shirts when I sold them on eBay several years ago.
Title: Re: I'm reprinting those fucking T-shirts
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 31, 2009, 03:49:25 am
...they will be about $12 each this time since I'm not going the el cheapo route. They cost about $4-$5 to ship domestically, and I'll be asking actual shipping costs this time since I'm not rolling in dough anymore.

USPS First-Class -- $2.00

http://www.usps.com/prices/first-class-mail-prices.htm

That's how I shipped t-shirts when I sold them on eBay several years ago.

Sure, $2.00 for postage if the shirt and the box it comes in totals under 8 oz, which is possible if the American Apparel shirts are a lot lighter than the Gildan T's I used last time. If they're the same weight as the last ones, a large weighs 12 oz ($2.75 postage) including the box and label, which costs me .68. I also have to pay .18 for delivery confirmation (Stamps.com requires it) unless I go to the PO to ship, which I am not going to do. So, $3.61. Larger ones that exceed the 13 oz weight limit for First Class, I will ship Priority, which is $4.80, if I can jam it into the flat-rate box. If not, I provide my own box, at .74 for that size box. W00t.

Unless you think I should just eat the cost of the box, in which case you can mail me your own and I'll ship it in that. I'll even ship it in a Ziploc freezer bag if you ask me to.

I'll be charging exact shipping costs, which means that people who order a small won't pay as much, but I'll be damned if I'm going to quote everyone $3 for shipping and then have some fucker order an XXXL and then be pissed at me when it costs $5.54 to ship. I'd rather quote high and have people be pleasantly surprised, than pissed at me.
Title: Re: I'm reprinting those fucking T-shirts
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on July 31, 2009, 03:53:19 am
makes sense
Title: Re: I'm reprinting those fucking T-shirts
Post by: Emo Howard on July 31, 2009, 04:15:22 am
I used gallon ziploc bags, inside manila envelopes.

Free boxes for priority mail is the shit, though. They sent me waaaaaay more than I ordered once, and I still have probably hundreds of them stashed in my parents' barn.

I even tried to give them back, but they wouldn't take them.
Title: Re: I'm reprinting those fucking T-shirts
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 31, 2009, 05:12:31 am
I could just ship them all Priority with the free boxes, and it would be $4.80 for everyone. Or I could go buy a bunch of freezer bags and manila envelopes just for this, and then be stuck with the extras afterward. That seems silly when I already have all these small shipping boxes right here already from my business, though.

You can usually drop extra boxes back off at the PO, if you go around back to the business door.

Given that I've been running a mail-order business for the last seven years, and has a secondary one which I sold when I got too busy, I think I have a pretty good handle on the whole "shipping" concept. Not to get pissy with you, but it is a little insulting when my whole livelihood is based on shipping to have some guy who "used to sell T-shirts on eBay years ago" try to correct my shipping estimate.

Also, you were wrong. I hate it when people are wrong.
Title: Re: I'm reprinting those fucking T-shirts
Post by: Emo Howard on July 31, 2009, 05:41:38 am
I was just making a suggestion. I don't see how that could be perceived as "insulting".

Sorry if I offended you.
Title: Re: I'm reprinting those fucking T-shirts
Post by: Miley Spears on August 01, 2009, 02:32:39 am
I was just making a suggestion. I don't see how that could be perceived as "insulting".

Sorry if I offended you.
I think here everything's perceived as insulting and offensive.
Title: Re: I'm reprinting those fucking T-shirts
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 01, 2009, 03:13:59 am
Hey, it's what I do.
Title: Re: I'm reprinting those fucking T-shirts
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 01, 2009, 03:14:31 am
I was just making a suggestion. I don't see how that could be perceived as "insulting".

Sorry if I offended you.

But you were WRONG

I hate it when people are wrong on the Internet.
Title: Re: I'm reprinting those fucking T-shirts
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 01, 2009, 03:20:50 am
I was just making a suggestion. I don't see how that could be perceived as "insulting".

Sorry if I offended you.

But you were WRONG

I hate it when people are wrong on the Internet.

You're gonna be busy.   :lulz:
Title: Re: I'm reprinting those fucking T-shirts
Post by: BabylonHoruv on August 01, 2009, 05:38:10 am
DOES SHIRT COME WITH BOOBS?
how did these come about originally?

I'm glad you asked. A boob, aka a breast, is the upper ventral region of an animalís torso, particularly that of mammals, including human beings. The breasts of a female primateís body contain the mammary glands, which secrete milk used to feed infants.

And that's why God made breasts!

Of course Goddess made them to be sucked, fondled and drooled over.

And for some reason humans are the only mammals with breasts.  other mammals have teats instead, and don't seem to use them in a sexual manner.

I read an article that said that this was due to our upright posture and that breasts serve as a replacement for the ass, visually.  Although not a complete replacement obviously, with the number of ass men that still exist.
Title: Re: I'm reprinting those fucking T-shirts
Post by: BADGE OF HONOR on August 01, 2009, 05:45:42 am
Elephants have breasts.
Title: Re: I'm reprinting those fucking T-shirts
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 01, 2009, 05:57:34 am
Elephants have breasts.

(http://thejournalista.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/roseanne-barr280_421085a.jpg)
Title: Re: I'm reprinting those fucking T-shirts
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on August 01, 2009, 05:58:58 am
Hey, it's what I do.

I think it's one of those things you should get to wear a badge for.
Title: Re: I'm reprinting those fucking T-shirts
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 26, 2009, 03:07:36 am
last call!
Title: Re: I'm reprinting those fucking T-shirts
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on August 26, 2009, 03:12:57 am
can i change my address i gave you or are you still non pmable
Title: Re: I'm reprinting those fucking T-shirts
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 26, 2009, 03:14:20 am
Go for it!
Title: Re: I'm reprinting those fucking T-shirts
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on August 26, 2009, 03:19:33 am
wait i just realized i dont know my address yet :D
i will on saturday!
Title: Re: I'm reprinting those fucking T-shirts
Post by: Chairman Risus on August 26, 2009, 03:21:18 am
I may have to update my address. depending on when you send out the shirts.
Title: Re: I'm reprinting those fucking T-shirts
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 26, 2009, 03:26:53 am
Everyone can send me their current address when they pay me, how about that?
Title: Re: I'm reprinting those fucking T-shirts
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on August 26, 2009, 03:30:58 am
OTAAAAAAAAAY!
Title: Re: I'm reprinting those fucking T-shirts
Post by: Jenne on August 26, 2009, 03:45:57 am
Nigel did you get my pm?
Title: Re: I'm reprinting those fucking T-shirts
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on August 26, 2009, 03:48:54 am
I sent a PM like 6 seconds before you announced that you were going to stop reading PMs, so now I'm all confused and flustered about what to do. :sad:
Title: Re: I'm reprinting those fucking T-shirts
Post by: Darth Cupcake on August 26, 2009, 03:21:38 pm
I'm with Cainaid.

Nigel, I want another sexy snazzy shirt! Can I PM you my good infos?
Title: Re: I'm reprinting those fucking T-shirts
Post by: Rumckle on August 28, 2009, 04:14:26 am
Everyone can send me their current address when they pay me, how about that?

Sounds good, think I'll be in Canada, but not certain.
Title: Re: I'm reprinting those fucking T-shirts
Post by: Miley Spears on September 04, 2009, 05:20:36 am
Is it too late to order a shirt?
Title: Re: I'm reprinting those fucking T-shirts
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 04, 2009, 05:45:59 am
I am going to read all of those PMs eventually, so don't worry! And no, I haven't yet ordered them due to being broker than usual, so order away!