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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: -Kel- on February 19, 2010, 08:33:36 pm

Title: worlds collide and heaven happens
Post by: -Kel- on February 19, 2010, 08:33:36 pm
The brits put mayo on their fries, the americans use ketchup. and bickering occurs sometimes about this. BUT UTAH HAS BROUGHT YOU THE WONDERFUL AND SUBLIME FRYSAUCE!!!

(http://somedudesfrysauce.com/store/images/original.jpg)

so fucking good.



Title: Re: worlds collide and heaven happens
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on February 19, 2010, 08:34:54 pm
is that seriously ketchannaise in a bottle?
Title: Re: worlds collide and heaven happens
Post by: notathing on February 19, 2010, 08:35:03 pm
those dudes on the labels are trippin balls.

must be good.
Title: Re: worlds collide and heaven happens
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on February 19, 2010, 08:35:40 pm
 :vom:
Title: Re: worlds collide and heaven happens
Post by: -Kel- on February 19, 2010, 08:37:42 pm
:vom:

fred disaproves of the ketchup element!

i, howeven, am so full and happy to the point of naptime.
Title: Re: worlds collide and heaven happens
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on February 19, 2010, 08:38:44 pm
I'M HUNGRAY!
GIMME FOODZ!!
Title: Re: worlds collide and heaven happens
Post by: -Kel- on February 19, 2010, 08:40:46 pm
those dudes on the labels are trippin balls.

must be good.

RUB IT ON YOUR GUMS!!! HMMMM!!!!
Title: Re: worlds collide and heaven happens
Post by: Jasper on February 19, 2010, 08:42:13 pm
Cool!  What's in it?
Title: Re: worlds collide and heaven happens
Post by: Doktor Howl on February 19, 2010, 08:42:36 pm
Cool!  What's in it?

Your waistline.
Title: Re: worlds collide and heaven happens
Post by: Jasper on February 19, 2010, 08:43:59 pm
:x

I'LL TAKE THREE!
Title: Re: worlds collide and heaven happens
Post by: Eater of Clowns on February 19, 2010, 09:15:12 pm
The eurospags have it right, mayonnaise is the superior french fry condiment.  Ketchup is a bastard condiment.  I shall hate it forever.
Title: Re: worlds collide and heaven happens
Post by: Doktor Howl on February 19, 2010, 09:16:10 pm
The eurospags have it right, mayonnaise is the superior french fry condiment.  Ketchup is a bastard condiment.  I shall hate it forever.

Vinegar, you fucking spags.
Title: Re: worlds collide and heaven happens
Post by: Bella on February 19, 2010, 09:20:25 pm
OMG........I'd forgotten all about Utah frysauce. It's probably the best food ever to come from my homeland. I want some. Now!!!
Title: Re: worlds collide and heaven happens
Post by: Elder Iptuous on February 19, 2010, 09:20:56 pm
i prefer mustardayonnaise...
or failing that, mayostard...
Title: Re: worlds collide and heaven happens
Post by: Eater of Clowns on February 19, 2010, 09:22:18 pm
The eurospags have it right, mayonnaise is the superior french fry condiment.  Ketchup is a bastard condiment.  I shall hate it forever.

Vinegar, you fucking spags.

I can respect that.
Title: Re: worlds collide and heaven happens
Post by: Doktor Howl on February 19, 2010, 09:23:58 pm
The eurospags have it right, mayonnaise is the superior french fry condiment.  Ketchup is a bastard condiment.  I shall hate it forever.

Vinegar, you fucking spags.

I can respect that.

But I can't have french fries anymore. :(
Title: Re: worlds collide and heaven happens
Post by: Bella on February 19, 2010, 09:24:59 pm
The eurospags have it right, mayonnaise is the superior french fry condiment.  Ketchup is a bastard condiment.  I shall hate it forever.

Vinegar, you fucking spags.

I can respect that.

But I can't have french fries anymore. :(
Can you have potatoes? Because if you can, I'll shoot you a great recipe for homemade, almost fat-free french fries.
Title: Re: worlds collide and heaven happens
Post by: Doktor Howl on February 19, 2010, 09:25:31 pm
The eurospags have it right, mayonnaise is the superior french fry condiment.  Ketchup is a bastard condiment.  I shall hate it forever.

Vinegar, you fucking spags.

I can respect that.

But I can't have french fries anymore. :(
Can you have potatoes? Because if you can, I'll shoot you a great recipe for homemade, almost fat-free french fries.

PLEASE.

I can have *some* potatoes.
Title: Re: worlds collide and heaven happens
Post by: Eater of Clowns on February 19, 2010, 09:25:44 pm
The eurospags have it right, mayonnaise is the superior french fry condiment.  Ketchup is a bastard condiment.  I shall hate it forever.

Vinegar, you fucking spags.

I can respect that.

But I can't have french fries anymore. :(

I think it's rare a place does french fries well and it's always a risk ordering them, so at least you won't have to suffer through 5 awful plates of fries to find 1 passable one.

For sweet potato fries though I sincerely offer my sympathy.
Title: Re: worlds collide and heaven happens
Post by: Doktor Howl on February 19, 2010, 09:26:35 pm
The eurospags have it right, mayonnaise is the superior french fry condiment.  Ketchup is a bastard condiment.  I shall hate it forever.

Vinegar, you fucking spags.

I can respect that.

But I can't have french fries anymore. :(

I think it's rare a place does french fries well and it's always a risk ordering them, so at least you won't have to suffer through 5 awful plates of fries to find 1 passable one.

For sweet potato fries though I sincerely offer my sympathy.

Sweet potatoes are not fit for man nor beast.
Title: Re: worlds collide and heaven happens
Post by: Eater of Clowns on February 19, 2010, 09:27:55 pm
The eurospags have it right, mayonnaise is the superior french fry condiment.  Ketchup is a bastard condiment.  I shall hate it forever.

Vinegar, you fucking spags.

I can respect that.

But I can't have french fries anymore. :(

I think it's rare a place does french fries well and it's always a risk ordering them, so at least you won't have to suffer through 5 awful plates of fries to find 1 passable one.

For sweet potato fries though I sincerely offer my sympathy.

Sweet potatoes are not fit for man nor beast.

Quit that yammering!
Title: Re: worlds collide and heaven happens
Post by: Doktor Howl on February 19, 2010, 09:28:20 pm
The eurospags have it right, mayonnaise is the superior french fry condiment.  Ketchup is a bastard condiment.  I shall hate it forever.

Vinegar, you fucking spags.

I can respect that.

But I can't have french fries anymore. :(

I think it's rare a place does french fries well and it's always a risk ordering them, so at least you won't have to suffer through 5 awful plates of fries to find 1 passable one.

For sweet potato fries though I sincerely offer my sympathy.

Sweet potatoes are not fit for man nor beast.

Quit that yammering!

YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!
Title: Re: worlds collide and heaven happens
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on February 19, 2010, 09:30:27 pm
i like vinegar and mayo on my fries.

also Doc, you can slice taters, coat em in olive oil s&p and bake em at 425 till crispy and they're still good.
Title: Re: worlds collide and heaven happens
Post by: Doktor Howl on February 19, 2010, 09:43:03 pm
i like vinegar and mayo on my fries.

also Doc, you can slice taters, coat em in olive oil s&p and bake em at 425 till crispy and they're still good.

Wooooo......
Title: Re: worlds collide and heaven happens
Post by: Bella on February 19, 2010, 09:46:01 pm
i like vinegar and mayo on my fries.

also Doc, you can slice taters, coat em in olive oil s&p and bake em at 425 till crispy and they're still good.

Wooooo......

Yeah, or you can use PAM spray, but olive oil is best, and this is basically the recipe I was going to send you.
Only I use sea salt cuz it's better for you and tastes better, too.
Title: Re: worlds collide and heaven happens
Post by: Doktor Howl on February 19, 2010, 09:47:24 pm
i like vinegar and mayo on my fries.

also Doc, you can slice taters, coat em in olive oil s&p and bake em at 425 till crispy and they're still good.

Wooooo......

Yeah, or you can use PAM spray, but olive oil is best, and this is basically the recipe I was going to send you.
Only I use sea salt cuz it's better for you and tastes better, too.

No salt.

Other than that, doin' it Sunday. :banana:

Thanks, ladies!
Title: Re: worlds collide and heaven happens
Post by: Triple Zero on February 19, 2010, 10:01:57 pm
Mayo is useful to make other sauces. Such as GARLIC SAUCE (with some yoghurt or mint or cucumber or whatever).
Title: Re: worlds collide and heaven happens
Post by: Requia ☣ on February 19, 2010, 10:21:06 pm
Dammit Kel now I want crown burger fries  :argh!:
Title: Re: worlds collide and heaven happens
Post by: East Coast Hustle on February 20, 2010, 02:43:27 am
The eurospags have it right, mayonnaise is the superior french fry condiment.  Ketchup is a bastard condiment.  I shall hate it forever.

Vinegar, you fucking spags.

and not just ANY vinegar either. Malt vinegar or GTFO.
Title: Re: worlds collide and heaven happens
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Title: Re: worlds collide and heaven happens
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on February 20, 2010, 03:18:30 am
i like vinegar and mayo on my fries.

also Doc, you can slice taters, coat em in olive oil s&p and bake em at 425 till crispy and they're still good.

Wooooo......

Yeah, or you can use PAM spray, but olive oil is best, and this is basically the recipe I was going to send you.
Only I use sea salt cuz it's better for you and tastes better, too.

No salt.

Other than that, doin' it Sunday. :banana:

Thanks, ladies!

NONE?!?!? Not even a little? Little kosher or sea salt?
You have to have some salt don't you??
Maybe just a half teaspoon spread out over the whole pan of spuds?
Title: Re: worlds collide and heaven happens
Post by: Doktor Howl on February 20, 2010, 02:09:18 pm
i like vinegar and mayo on my fries.

also Doc, you can slice taters, coat em in olive oil s&p and bake em at 425 till crispy and they're still good.

Wooooo......

Yeah, or you can use PAM spray, but olive oil is best, and this is basically the recipe I was going to send you.
Only I use sea salt cuz it's better for you and tastes better, too.

No salt.

Other than that, doin' it Sunday. :banana:

Thanks, ladies!

NONE?!?!? Not even a little? Little kosher or sea salt?
You have to have some salt don't you??
Maybe just a half teaspoon spread out over the whole pan of spuds?

:sadbanana:
Title: Re: worlds collide and heaven happens
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on February 20, 2010, 04:36:33 pm
That is sadbanana. Very sadbanana
Title: Re: worlds collide and heaven happens
Post by: Doktor Howl on February 20, 2010, 05:20:50 pm
That is sadbanana. Very sadbanana

Blood pressure is now down to normal...or at least the high side of normal.  Dire threats have been made by that fucking quack of mine, having to do with blood pressure medication and/or insulin, for a variety of potential future sins.

I have elected to take the quack seriously.
Title: Re: worlds collide and heaven happens
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 20, 2010, 09:24:57 pm
I'm glad my hypertension is not salt-sensitive, because I love the stuff.

Title: Re: worlds collide and heaven happens
Post by: Jasper on February 25, 2010, 04:53:13 am
If I was allowed no salt, I would probably just become a fruitarian.  No point in doing that shit half-way.
Title: Re: worlds collide and heaven happens
Post by: Nast on February 25, 2010, 04:59:34 am
If I was allowed no salt, I would probably just become a fruitarian.  No point in doing that shit half-way.

But salt on fruit is good too.

:sadbanana: