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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Prince Glittersnatch III on September 03, 2010, 03:40:31 am

Title: The Twilight fad has finally been taken to its logical conclusion
Post by: Prince Glittersnatch III on September 03, 2010, 03:40:31 am
Bask in its glory.

http://tantusinc.com/mm5/merchant.mvc?Screen=pROD&Store_Code=TD&Product_Code=VAMP

Title: Re: The Twilight fad has finally been taken to its logical conclusion
Post by: Brotep on September 03, 2010, 03:50:22 am
 :lulz:

I think they could have just skipped straight to this and done without the books and movies.
Title: Re: The Twilight fad has finally been taken to its logical conclusion
Post by: Lies on September 03, 2010, 05:23:55 am
This actually has been around a while now...ever since it started getting popular...
Title: Re: The Twilight fad has finally been taken to its logical conclusion
Post by: Freeky on September 03, 2010, 07:16:55 am
 :|
Title: Re: The Twilight fad has finally been taken to its logical conclusion
Post by: Nast on September 03, 2010, 07:19:57 am
All's well that ends well, even if that means dildoes.
Title: Re: The Twilight fad has finally been taken to its logical conclusion
Post by: President Television on September 03, 2010, 07:28:51 am
I remember a thread about this last year. It's still very horrormirthy.
Title: Re: The Twilight fad has finally been taken to its logical conclusion
Post by: Nast on September 03, 2010, 07:31:03 am
It's clever marketing. Surely those fangirls must be awful lonely.
Title: Re: The Twilight fad has finally been taken to its logical conclusion
Post by: Phox on September 03, 2010, 07:33:52 am
I need to buy me one of those and then tell all the fangirls why they will be sorely disappointed....
Title: Re: The Twilight fad has finally been taken to its logical conclusion
Post by: Nast on September 03, 2010, 07:36:24 am
I need to buy me one of those and then tell all the fangirls why they will be sorely disappointed....

Because it doesn't sparkle in the sunlight?
Title: Re: The Twilight fad has finally been taken to its logical conclusion
Post by: Don Coyote on September 03, 2010, 07:41:28 am
I need to buy me one of those and then tell all the fangirls why they will be sorely disappointed....

Because it doesn't sparkle in the sunlight?

cuz it's lifeless and/or ice fucking cold?
Title: Re: The Twilight fad has finally been taken to its logical conclusion
Post by: President Television on September 03, 2010, 07:43:52 am
I need to buy me one of those and then tell all the fangirls why they will be sorely disappointed....

Because it doesn't sparkle in the sunlight?

cuz it's lifeless and/or ice fucking cold?

That's actually a feature.  :horrormirth:
Title: Re: The Twilight fad has finally been taken to its logical conclusion
Post by: Thurnez Isa on September 03, 2010, 07:45:31 am
I'm not sure how successful this would all be though. IMO one of the main appeals to the twilight series is that it allows people to buy what is basically a soft erotic novel without actually having to buy a soft erotic novel. Ranging from soft core porn for abstinence freaks to basically a Harlequin novel for people embarrassed about buying a Harlequin novels.
Title: Re: The Twilight fad has finally been taken to its logical conclusion
Post by: Thurnez Isa on September 03, 2010, 07:46:24 am
that and no where do the advertise that it is made out of 168% angst
Title: Re: The Twilight fad has finally been taken to its logical conclusion
Post by: MMIX on September 03, 2010, 09:17:05 am
 . . . the comments - they killed me

MMIX: is dead
Title: Re: The Twilight fad has finally been taken to its logical conclusion
Post by: tyrannosaurus vex on September 03, 2010, 06:41:35 pm
sad news:

<me> : HAHA LOOK AT THIS IT'S HILARIOUS!
<mrs. vex> : oh. seriously?
<me> : yeah... i thought it was funny.
<ms. vex> : you know, christmas is coming up...

:facepalm:
Title: Re: The Twilight fad has finally been taken to its logical conclusion
Post by: Adios on September 03, 2010, 07:25:01 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dompotjTeIA

 :lulz:
Title: Re: The Twilight fad has finally been taken to its logical conclusion
Post by: LMNO on September 03, 2010, 07:26:47 pm
sad news:

<me> : HAHA LOOK AT THIS IT'S HILARIOUS!
<mrs. vex> : oh. seriously?
<me> : yeah... i thought it was funny.
<ms. vex> : you know, christmas is coming up...

:facepalm:


COLD COCK IN THE KEISTER.
Title: Re: The Twilight fad has finally been taken to its logical conclusion
Post by: Golden Applesauce on September 03, 2010, 08:15:02 pm
It has a "unique blend of 100% silicone."  Wouldn't that not be a blend at all?
Title: Re: The Twilight fad has finally been taken to its logical conclusion
Post by: Freeky on September 03, 2010, 08:30:25 pm
It has a "unique blend of 100% silicone."  Wouldn't that not be a blend at all?

Either there are different kinds of silicone, or  :lulz: !
Title: Re: The Twilight fad has finally been taken to its logical conclusion
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on September 03, 2010, 09:09:36 pm
I told the GF I was going to get her one of those and surprise her with it next time she went to the freezer - she'd open the door and see it sitting there waiting. I expected her to not be excited by the idea . . .
Title: Re: The Twilight fad has finally been taken to its logical conclusion
Post by: Prince Glittersnatch III on September 03, 2010, 11:21:48 pm
It has a "unique blend of 100% silicone."  Wouldn't that not be a blend at all?

The blend is the Glitter.
Yes, it sparkles in the Sun.
Title: Re: The Twilight fad has finally been taken to its logical conclusion
Post by: Brotep on September 04, 2010, 04:08:37 am
One hopes the glitter is just on the inside of it.

Glittersnatch would be a rather unfortunate condition, if a halfway decent troll name.
Title: Re: The Twilight fad has finally been taken to its logical conclusion
Post by: Prince Glittersnatch III on September 04, 2010, 05:55:20 am
One hopes the glitter is just on the inside of it.

Glittersnatch would be a rather unfortunate condition, if a halfway decent troll name.

I have a new name