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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 27, 2011, 01:44:21 am

Title: This is why I wish the humans would all drown themselves.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 27, 2011, 01:44:21 am
(http://i476.photobucket.com/albums/rr126/TGRR/Image1-2.jpg)

(http://i476.photobucket.com/albums/rr126/TGRR/dance.gif)

(http://i476.photobucket.com/albums/rr126/TGRR/Image2-1.jpg)

I'm going to do this until you all get off my planet.  If you really loved me, you'd jump today.
Title: Re: This is why I wish the humans would all drown themselves.
Post by: Juana on February 27, 2011, 02:00:38 am
:lulz:
Title: Re: This is why I wish the humans would all drown themselves.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 27, 2011, 02:11:43 am
(http://i476.photobucket.com/albums/rr126/TGRR/DIRTY_phpDUd1EJ.jpg)
Title: Re: This is why I wish the humans would all drown themselves.
Post by: Requia ☣ on February 27, 2011, 02:13:37 am
(http://i476.photobucket.com/albums/rr126/TGRR/Image1-2.jpg)

10$ says he has wolf in his screenname, even though he wears a tiger suit.
Title: Re: This is why I wish the humans would all drown themselves.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 27, 2011, 02:16:26 am
(http://i476.photobucket.com/albums/rr126/TGRR/idiot5.jpg)
Title: Re: This is why I wish the humans would all drown themselves.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 27, 2011, 02:20:01 am
(http://i476.photobucket.com/albums/rr126/TGRR/Idiot4-787613.jpg)
Title: Re: This is why I wish the humans would all drown themselves.
Post by: Jasper on February 27, 2011, 02:21:49 am
AAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHH!!!!

:asplode:
Title: Re: This is why I wish the humans would all drown themselves.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 27, 2011, 02:22:14 am
(http://i476.photobucket.com/albums/rr126/TGRR/QuitComplainingAboutYourJ_6-709807.jpg)
Title: Re: This is why I wish the humans would all drown themselves.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 27, 2011, 02:25:56 am
(http://i476.photobucket.com/albums/rr126/TGRR/ATT86843-731404.jpg)
Title: Re: This is why I wish the humans would all drown themselves.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 27, 2011, 02:31:50 am
(http://i476.photobucket.com/albums/rr126/TGRR/caraccident.jpg)
Title: Re: This is why I wish the humans would all drown themselves.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 27, 2011, 02:36:49 am
(http://i476.photobucket.com/albums/rr126/TGRR/hummer_vs_school_bus.jpg)
Title: Re: This is why I wish the humans would all drown themselves.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 27, 2011, 02:40:43 am
And then people wonder why I am sometimes less than social.  Why I hate human beings with the fire of a thousand suns.  I am told I am a prick, that I don't respect peoples' opinions enough when they post Yoko Ono bullshit and come crying to me because they broke both legs using the toaster. 

No.  I am not going to listen to shit like that.  Each and every one of you should shoot your genitals off, and stop inflicting this shit on me and this very planet.  YOUR GENES AREN'T ACTUALLY NECESSARY.  TRUST ME ON THIS ONE.  NO, GODDAMMIT, DON'T TAKE MY FUCKING PILLS I NEED THAT SHIT...
Title: Re: This is why I wish the humans would all drown themselves.
Post by: Prince Glittersnatch III on February 27, 2011, 02:50:35 am
(http://i476.photobucket.com/albums/rr126/TGRR/Idiot4-787613.jpg)

Im not sure what Im looking at here.
Title: Re: This is why I wish the humans would all drown themselves.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 27, 2011, 02:52:11 am
3rd degree burns on someone's arse.
Title: Re: This is why I wish the humans would all drown themselves.
Post by: Juana on February 27, 2011, 03:09:32 am
:x
Title: Re: This is why I wish the humans would all drown themselves.
Post by: BadBeast on February 27, 2011, 03:10:52 am
(http://i748.photobucket.com/albums/xx128/ChuckFukmuk/3dfd780a-1f3f-4f2e-ad93-96f575b7860a.jpg)

And here's one who is getting the fuck off the planet,

(http://i748.photobucket.com/albums/xx128/ChuckFukmuk/randoms-wed-cool-41-e1278711855479.jpg)


(http://i748.photobucket.com/albums/xx128/ChuckFukmuk/only_in_japan_04.jpg)
Title: Re: This is why I wish the humans would all drown themselves.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 27, 2011, 03:11:45 am
:x

You'll never know how that happened, same as I won't ever know how Dom broke both legs using the toaster.

And you know what?  I don't want to know.  I'm perfectly happy living in sheer ignorance on subjects like this.  It's more pleasant that way, you know...If you don't look directly at the stupid, it can't damage your brain.
Title: Re: This is why I wish the humans would all drown themselves.
Post by: *GrumpButt* on February 27, 2011, 03:36:16 am
(http://i476.photobucket.com/albums/rr126/TGRR/Image1-2.jpg)

10$ says he has wolf in his screenname, even though he wears a tiger suit.

 :lulz:
Title: Re: This is why I wish the humans would all drown themselves.
Post by: Sister Fracture on February 27, 2011, 03:41:36 am
:x

You'll never know how that happened, same as I won't ever know how Dom broke both legs using the toaster.

And you know what?  I don't want to know.  I'm perfectly happy living in sheer ignorance on subjects like this.  It's more pleasant that way, you know...If you don't look directly at the stupid, it can't damage your brain.

It's not even like he just fractured them, it was a CLEAN BREAK. Well, two. You know what I mean...

Cannot fathom it.
Title: Re: This is why I wish the humans would all drown themselves.
Post by: Prince Glittersnatch III on February 27, 2011, 04:22:37 am
:x

You'll never know how that happened, same as I won't ever know how Dom broke both legs using the toaster.

And you know what?  I don't want to know.  I'm perfectly happy living in sheer ignorance on subjects like this.  It's more pleasant that way, you know...If you don't look directly at the stupid, it can't damage your brain.

It's not even like he just fractured them, it was a CLEAN BREAK. Well, two. You know what I mean...

Cannot fathom it.

When did this happen?
Title: Re: This is why I wish the humans would all drown themselves.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 27, 2011, 04:26:21 am
:x

You'll never know how that happened, same as I won't ever know how Dom broke both legs using the toaster.

And you know what?  I don't want to know.  I'm perfectly happy living in sheer ignorance on subjects like this.  It's more pleasant that way, you know...If you don't look directly at the stupid, it can't damage your brain.

It's not even like he just fractured them, it was a CLEAN BREAK. Well, two. You know what I mean...

Cannot fathom it.

When did this happen?

At about 2:30 this afternoon.
Title: Re: This is why I wish the humans would all drown themselves.
Post by: *GrumpButt* on February 27, 2011, 04:28:35 am
(http://netwrok.us/stuff/pricing-fail.jpg)
Title: Re: This is why I wish the humans would all drown themselves.
Post by: Sister Fracture on February 27, 2011, 04:29:53 am
:x

You'll never know how that happened, same as I won't ever know how Dom broke both legs using the toaster.

And you know what?  I don't want to know.  I'm perfectly happy living in sheer ignorance on subjects like this.  It's more pleasant that way, you know...If you don't look directly at the stupid, it can't damage your brain.

It's not even like he just fractured them, it was a CLEAN BREAK. Well, two. You know what I mean...

Cannot fathom it.

When did this happen?

At about 2:30 this afternoon.

Yes.
Title: Re: This is why I wish the humans would all drown themselves.
Post by: Eater of Clowns on February 27, 2011, 05:24:25 am
:x

You'll never know how that happened, same as I won't ever know how Dom broke both legs using the toaster.

And you know what?  I don't want to know.  I'm perfectly happy living in sheer ignorance on subjects like this.  It's more pleasant that way, you know...If you don't look directly at the stupid, it can't damage your brain.

It's not even like he just fractured them, it was a CLEAN BREAK. Well, two. You know what I mean...

Cannot fathom it.

I hear the convulsions can be pretty violent when an electric shock is delivered directly to the penis.

I'd recommend against eating anything toasted in that for a while.
Title: Re: This is why I wish the humans would all drown themselves.
Post by: Shub-Crackerath on February 27, 2011, 10:05:46 am
http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSujBG0b0LHtaOwX9J8ToOfngO3wgXV9UlYjFOAxZZv_ 3JqLVwocQ <<<< Linked for the sake of those at work

(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_ayPo2nmQTpw/SMm5iilDQ0I/AAAAAAAAAC4/5zMUIlJ-NaM/s320/forklift-unsafe-photo.jpg)

(http://fundapk.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/amazing-accidents-11.jpg)

If any of the pictures on this post are anyting to go by, then Roger mate, you really don't need to worry about them drowning themselves. Nine times out of ten they'll probably end their own lives in a far more interesting way than drowning.

But i definitely feel the sentiment, sometimes.
Title: Re: This is why I wish the humans would all drown themselves.
Post by: Eater of Clowns on February 27, 2011, 03:23:51 pm
Shub.  What the fuck.
Title: Re: This is why I wish the humans would all drown themselves.
Post by: Shub-Crackerath on February 27, 2011, 03:45:51 pm
Shub.  What the fuck.

I know, that top one scared the shit out of me. I hope to Christ it's a set up. Either way i feel it demonstrates undesirable qualities in the genes of those participating.
Title: Re: This is why I wish the humans would all drown themselves.
Post by: BadBeast on February 27, 2011, 04:24:46 pm
Shub.  What the fuck.

I know, that top one scared the shit out of me. I hope to Christ it's a set up. Either way i feel it demonstrates undesirable qualities in the genes of those participating.
Or at least, it demonstrates undesirable qualities in 50% of the people involved. I think the other 50% is actually dead.
Title: Re: This is why I wish the humans would all drown themselves.
Post by: Prince Glittersnatch III on February 27, 2011, 04:37:14 pm


(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_ayPo2nmQTpw/SMm5iilDQ0I/AAAAAAAAAC4/5zMUIlJ-NaM/s320/forklift-unsafe-photo.jpg)



I for one find this photo a testament to human ingenuity.
Title: Re: This is why I wish the humans would all drown themselves.
Post by: *GrumpButt* on February 27, 2011, 04:41:03 pm
(http://s2.buzzfeed.com/static/imagebuzz/web02/2009/11/20/13/people-of-walmart-31334-1258741009-28.jpg)


.............
Title: Re: This is why I wish the humans would all drown themselves.
Post by: Shub-Crackerath on February 27, 2011, 04:44:21 pm
(http://s2.buzzfeed.com/static/imagebuzz/web02/2009/11/20/13/people-of-walmart-31334-1258741009-28.jpg)




.............

Backtits???????


AWESOME!!!!!
Title: Re: This is why I wish the humans would all drown themselves.
Post by: I_Kicked_Kennedy on February 27, 2011, 05:08:11 pm
^
^
I'm thinking about fapping to it.

Just 'cause.
Title: Re: This is why I wish the humans would all drown themselves.
Post by: BadBeast on February 27, 2011, 05:48:03 pm
There are no longer words . . . . .. . ... . . . . . . . . .  :x
Title: Re: This is why I wish the humans would all drown themselves.
Post by: Shub-Crackerath on February 27, 2011, 06:03:35 pm
^
^
I'm thinking about fapping to it.

Just 'cause.

Only thinking about it???? I already got man-milk all over my keyboard.
Title: Re: This is why I wish the humans would all drown themselves.
Post by: *GrumpButt* on February 27, 2011, 06:10:34 pm
(http://mistupid.com/pictures/images/goodlockbadspot.jpg)
(http://randomstupidstuff.com/files/2008/03/stump-truck.thumbnail.jpg)

And last but not least.
(http://a11news.com/images/fat-girls-pickup-truck.jpg)
Title: Re: This is why I wish the humans would all drown themselves.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 27, 2011, 06:19:33 pm
^
^
I'm thinking about fapping to it.

Just 'cause.

Only thinking about it???? I already got man-milk all over my keyboard.

Get off my planet.

Both of you.
Title: Re: This is why I wish the humans would all drown themselves.
Post by: Shub-Crackerath on February 27, 2011, 09:06:35 pm

^
^
I'm thinking about fapping to it.

Just 'cause.

Only thinking about it???? I already got man-milk all over my keyboard.

Get off my planet.

Both of you.

(http://roddish.webng.com/get%20off%20my%20planet.jpg)
Title: Re: This is why I wish the humans would all drown themselves.
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on February 28, 2011, 03:02:15 am
 :asplode:
Title: Re: This is why I wish the humans would all drown themselves.
Post by: Cuddlefish on February 28, 2011, 01:09:13 pm
Topic delivers. 5 stars.
Title: Re: This is why I wish the humans would all drown themselves.
Post by: President Television on February 28, 2011, 04:10:14 pm
Would read again. Two thumbs up.
Title: Re: This is why I wish the humans would all drown themselves.
Post by: Precious Moments Zalgo on March 02, 2011, 03:24:50 am
(http://s2.buzzfeed.com/static/imagebuzz/web02/2009/11/20/13/people-of-walmart-31334-1258741009-28.jpg)


.............
She totally needs to call Dr. Zizlesse (http://jubal.westnet.com/hyperdiscordia/ads/nipple/nipple_surgery_2.html).
Title: Re: This is why I wish the humans would all drown themselves.
Post by: *GrumpButt* on March 02, 2011, 03:36:58 am
(http://s2.buzzfeed.com/static/imagebuzz/web02/2009/11/20/13/people-of-walmart-31334-1258741009-28.jpg)


.............
She totally needs to call Dr. Zizlesse (http://jubal.westnet.com/hyperdiscordia/ads/nipple/nipple_surgery_2.html).

Just imagine the possibilities....  Hot right?  :lulz:
Title: Re: This is why I wish the humans would all drown themselves.
Post by: ͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅ ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on March 02, 2011, 03:40:39 am
(http://s2.buzzfeed.com/static/imagebuzz/web02/2009/11/20/13/people-of-walmart-31334-1258741009-28.jpg)


.............
She totally needs to call Dr. Zizlesse (http://jubal.westnet.com/hyperdiscordia/ads/nipple/nipple_surgery_2.html).

Just imagine the possibilities....  Hot right?  :lulz:

She'll have the most erotic elbow rolls imaginable.
Title: Re: This is why I wish the humans would all drown themselves.
Post by: Luna on March 02, 2011, 03:46:20 am
(http://s2.buzzfeed.com/static/imagebuzz/web02/2009/11/20/13/people-of-walmart-31334-1258741009-28.jpg)


.............
She totally needs to call Dr. Zizlesse (http://jubal.westnet.com/hyperdiscordia/ads/nipple/nipple_surgery_2.html).

Just imagine the possibilities....  Hot right?  :lulz:

She'll have the most erotic elbow rolls imaginable.

Oh, dude...  :vom:
Title: Re: This is why I wish the humans would all drown themselves.
Post by: *GrumpButt* on March 02, 2011, 03:51:08 am
(http://s2.buzzfeed.com/static/imagebuzz/web02/2009/11/20/13/people-of-walmart-31334-1258741009-28.jpg)


.............
She totally needs to call Dr. Zizlesse (http://jubal.westnet.com/hyperdiscordia/ads/nipple/nipple_surgery_2.html).

Just imagine the possibilities....  Hot right?  :lulz:

She'll have the most erotic elbow rolls imaginable.

I vote for multiple nipples, everywhere!
Title: Re: This is why I wish the humans would all drown themselves.
Post by: Captain Utopia on March 02, 2011, 12:58:44 pm
(http://s2.buzzfeed.com/static/imagebuzz/web02/2009/11/20/13/people-of-walmart-31334-1258741009-28.jpg)


.............
She totally needs to call Dr. Zizlesse (http://jubal.westnet.com/hyperdiscordia/ads/nipple/nipple_surgery_2.html).

Just imagine the possibilities....  Hot right?  :lulz:

She'll have the most erotic elbow rolls imaginable.

I vote for multiple nipples, everywhere!

I can't help wonder what would happen if that tiny little string would snap or the knot came loose.
Title: Re: This is why I wish the humans would all drown themselves.
Post by: Luna on March 02, 2011, 01:00:35 pm
I can't help wonder what would happen if that tiny little string would snap or the knot came loose.

Odds are she'd be knocking shit off shelves.