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Principia Discordia => Aneristic Illusions => Topic started by: LMNO on June 30, 2011, 05:52:55 pm

Title: Oh, Florida...
Post by: LMNO on June 30, 2011, 05:52:55 pm
Three Students Die after Hypnosis From Principal (http://jezebel.com/5817017/hypnosis+happy-high-school-principal-comes-under-fire-after-three-students-die)

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In a three-month period, two students killed themselves and one died in a car crash (all separate incidents) just after being hypnotized by their high school principal, George Kenney. Kenney, who has been warned by the school board multiple times in the past to stop his behavior, has already hypnotized over 75 students, staff members, and their families.

 :magick:
Title: Re: Oh, Florida...
Post by: AFK on June 30, 2011, 06:13:39 pm
Multiple times?  C'mon, in THIS economy, they surely could find another principal, that, y'know DOESN'T hypnotize students.  And if it's multiple times surely some parents have heard about this by now.  How the hell have they NOT run him out of town? 

I mean, I know there is some positive stuff that can happen with hypnotism, but I would find it a bit icky if I learned my daughter's principal was hypnotizing her. 
Title: Re: Oh, Florida...
Post by: Disco Pickle on June 30, 2011, 06:21:42 pm
REPRESENT!

I like to think the weirdness starts here and slowly makes it's way to key west via A1A. 

Fuck you Tampa/St. Pete, you only get what we let trickle down I75 and Orlando's sloppy seconds of what ever they get that slips down I4.
Title: Re: Oh, Florida...
Post by: Jenne on June 30, 2011, 07:50:56 pm
...is this the same area in Flor-EYE-duh that does that snake handling bullshit?
Title: Re: Oh, Florida...
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on June 30, 2011, 10:30:15 pm
Dont know if there is a link involved here (damn phone!) but why was the principal hypnotizing students?
Title: Re: Oh, Florida...
Post by: Suu on June 30, 2011, 10:39:12 pm
REPRESENT!

I like to think the weirdness starts here and slowly makes it's way to key west via A1A. 

Fuck you Tampa/St. Pete, you only get what we let trickle down I75 and Orlando's sloppy seconds of what ever they get that slips down I4.

OH IT'S ON LIEK RED DAWN.

NO ONE FROM JACKSONVILLE, GEORGIA GETS AWAY WITH MAKING FUN OF MY PRECIOUS TAMPA BAY AREA.

:crankey:
Title: Re: Oh, Florida...
Post by: Disco Pickle on June 30, 2011, 11:46:50 pm
REPRESENT!

I like to think the weirdness starts here and slowly makes it's way to key west via A1A. 

Fuck you Tampa/St. Pete, you only get what we let trickle down I75 and Orlando's sloppy seconds of what ever they get that slips down I4.

OH IT'S ON LIEK RED DAWN.

NO ONE FROM JACKSONVILLE, GEORGIA GETS AWAY WITH MAKING FUN OF MY PRECIOUS TAMPA BAY AREA.

:crankey:

yeah if you loved it so much, why'd you leave?

Title: Re: Oh, Florida...
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on June 30, 2011, 11:50:14 pm
Because its closer to boston which is the best place in the world.
Title: Re: Oh, Florida...
Post by: Suu on July 01, 2011, 12:02:18 am
REPRESENT!

I like to think the weirdness starts here and slowly makes it's way to key west via A1A. 

Fuck you Tampa/St. Pete, you only get what we let trickle down I75 and Orlando's sloppy seconds of what ever they get that slips down I4.

OH IT'S ON LIEK RED DAWN.

NO ONE FROM JACKSONVILLE, GEORGIA GETS AWAY WITH MAKING FUN OF MY PRECIOUS TAMPA BAY AREA.

:crankey:

yeah if you loved it so much, why'd you leave?



If you want the whole story, I'll give it to you one day via PM or chat. I didn't come to Rhode Island by free will.

Also, Sarasota is NOT Tampa/St. Pete. It's an excuse for people to live in the "metro" area but not actually in the city because they have no balls. Like Western Connecticut.
Title: Re: Oh, Florida...
Post by: Suu on July 01, 2011, 12:03:10 am
Because its closer to boston which is the best place in the world.

No.
Title: Re: Oh, Florida...
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on July 01, 2011, 12:15:24 am
Ok my jest was misplaced. Apologies.
Title: Re: Oh, Florida...
Post by: Suu on July 01, 2011, 05:17:40 pm
It's cool.

It's just...Boston was not on my destination-to-live list 10 years ago, and the fact that I ended up here makes me bitter.  :lulz: I also know that I shouldn't combine Boston/Providence into one metro area, but it really is. Like Minneapolis/St. Paul, and, remarkably, Tampa/St. Petersburg. It's the same shit and same people separated by a sea of the same suburbs. Providence just likes to "pretend" it has more culturally in common with New York, but it doesn't. It's Boston South.
Title: Re: Oh, Florida...
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on July 01, 2011, 05:23:12 pm
It's cool.

It's just...Boston was not on my destination-to-live list 10 years ago, and the fact that I ended up here makes me bitter.  :lulz: I also know that I shouldn't combine Boston/Providence into one metro area, but it really is. Like Minneapolis/St. Paul, and, remarkably, Tampa/St. Petersburg. It's the same shit and same people separated by a sea of the same suburbs. Providence just likes to "pretend" it has more culturally in common with New York, but it doesn't. It's Boston South.

Yeah. It extends to Worcester too. I'd even say Manchester, but New Hampshirites are... I don't know what the hell they are or if they're even human, but they sure aren't Bostonians.  :lulz:
Title: Re: Oh, Florida...
Post by: AFK on July 01, 2011, 05:37:29 pm
It's cool.

It's just...Boston was not on my destination-to-live list 10 years ago, and the fact that I ended up here makes me bitter.  :lulz: I also know that I shouldn't combine Boston/Providence into one metro area, but it really is. Like Minneapolis/St. Paul, and, remarkably, Tampa/St. Petersburg. It's the same shit and same people separated by a sea of the same suburbs. Providence just likes to "pretend" it has more culturally in common with New York, but it doesn't. It's Boston South.

Yeah. It extends to Worcester too. I'd even say Manchester, but New Hampshirites are... I don't know what the hell they are or if they're even human, but they sure aren't Bostonians.  :lulz:

The New Hampshirites are the Vermonters who hated farming but LOVED guns. 

Title: Re: Oh, Florida...
Post by: Suu on July 01, 2011, 05:39:59 pm
Manchester is where Boston buses all the degenerates of society who don't want to pay taxes and live the lives of vagrants and GET AWAY WITH IT.

"Live free or die, motherfucker!" - Dartmouth Fett
Title: Re: Oh, Florida...
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on July 01, 2011, 06:13:14 pm
You two have just given the best sum up of New Hampshire I have ever heard

 :lulz:
Title: Re: Oh, Florida...
Post by: AFK on July 01, 2011, 06:32:48 pm
I do enjoy their White Mountains and their theme parks for young children, however. 
Title: Re: Oh, Florida...
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on July 01, 2011, 06:34:04 pm
Back on the topic, did anyone ever see why this guy was hyponotizing these kids?
Title: Re: Oh, Florida...
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on July 01, 2011, 06:37:22 pm
Back on the topic, did anyone ever see why this guy was hyponotizing these kids?

Yeah I just clicked the link now and saw this bit:

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Kenny has said that he used hypnotherapy on students to "help motivate students on school and athletics."

That's uh..... kinda weird....

Title: Re: Oh, Florida...
Post by: Freeky on July 01, 2011, 06:37:46 pm
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Kenny has said that he used hypnotherapy on students to "help motivate students on school and athletics."

Also he sells tapes and shit about it on Amazon.
Title: Re: Oh, Florida...
Post by: LMNO on July 01, 2011, 06:39:07 pm
Providence just likes to "pretend" it has more culturally in common with New York, but it doesn't.

 :spit:


Wait, really?  That's some pretty serious self-delusion, there.
Title: Re: Oh, Florida...
Post by: Suu on July 01, 2011, 06:58:59 pm
Why else would we be getting a fucking New York Yankees license plate in ADDITION to the Boston Red Sox one? Connecticut doesn't even have a Yankees plate, I think. (Do they? I could care less about anything CT.)

Why do the guidos here like to talk like they're from Brooklyn and yet have never left the fucking state?


I may not be an expert, I may not have lived here my whole life, but I've worked in all 3 cities and spend a significant amount of time between them. Providence is Boston South, but deep down, they'd rather be New York East.
Title: Re: Oh, Florida...
Post by: AFK on July 01, 2011, 07:01:27 pm
Back on the topic, did anyone ever see why this guy was hyponotizing these kids?

Yeah I just clicked the link now and saw this bit:

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Kenny has said that he used hypnotherapy on students to "help motivate students on school and athletics."

That's uh..... kinda weird....

And it all looked like it was going swell until the Football team started to strut around the field and cluck like chickens. 
Title: Re: Oh, Florida...
Post by: Suu on July 01, 2011, 07:02:19 pm
Back on the topic, did anyone ever see why this guy was hyponotizing these kids?

Yeah I just clicked the link now and saw this bit:

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Kenny has said that he used hypnotherapy on students to "help motivate students on school and athletics."

That's uh..... kinda weird....

And it all looked like it was going swell until the Football team started to strut around the field and cluck like chickens. 

:spittake:

Title: Re: Oh, Florida...
Post by: LMNO on July 01, 2011, 07:02:41 pm
Why else would we be getting a fucking New York Yankees license plate in ADDITION to the Boston Red Sox one? Connecticut doesn't even have a Yankees plate, I think. (Do they? I could care less about anything CT.)

Why do the guidos here like to talk like they're from Brooklyn and yet have never left the fucking state?


I may not be an expert, I may not have lived here my whole life, but I've worked in all 3 cities and spend a significant amount of time between them. Providence is Boston South, but deep down, they'd rather be New York East.

As if.  At best, they'd be lucky to be Massapequa.
Title: Re: Oh, Florida...
Post by: Suu on July 01, 2011, 07:04:05 pm
Why else would we be getting a fucking New York Yankees license plate in ADDITION to the Boston Red Sox one? Connecticut doesn't even have a Yankees plate, I think. (Do they? I could care less about anything CT.)

Why do the guidos here like to talk like they're from Brooklyn and yet have never left the fucking state?


I may not be an expert, I may not have lived here my whole life, but I've worked in all 3 cities and spend a significant amount of time between them. Providence is Boston South, but deep down, they'd rather be New York East.

As if.  At best, they'd be lucky to be Massapequa.

I never suggested they were good at pretending.  :lulz:

Also, Massapequa? Don't flatter us. Brentwood.
Title: Re: Oh, Florida...
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on July 01, 2011, 07:04:54 pm
Back on the topic, did anyone ever see why this guy was hyponotizing these kids?

Yeah I just clicked the link now and saw this bit:

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Kenny has said that he used hypnotherapy on students to "help motivate students on school and athletics."

That's uh..... kinda weird....

And it all looked like it was going swell until the Football team started to strut around the field and cluck like chickens. 

 :lulz:
Title: Re: Oh, Florida...
Post by: Disco Pickle on August 25, 2011, 06:08:33 pm
I really hate this state and particularly this city sometimes.

http://www.news4jax.com/news/28974821/detail.html

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JACKSONVILLE, Fla. -- A teen and his mother were arrested at the Avenues Mall on Wednesday after they assaulted a security guard, according to Jacksonville police.

Police said 18-year-old Devonte Bryant and his mother, 38-year-old Tyheshi Butler, were at the mall when the security guard asked Bryant to pull up his pants.

Bryant refused, police said. They said that when he was ordered to leave the mall, he screamed an expletive and said, "I'm not pulling up my pants up or leaving this (expletive) mall. You can't do anything to me. Obama runs this country."

Police said Bryant chest-bumped the guard, and the guard took Bryant by the arm and started walking him to the door. Police said that's when Butler grabbed the guard to get her son free, and Bryant punched the guard.

There was a scuffle, and both suspects were arrested. They are charged with assaulting a law enforcement officer.
Title: Re: Oh, Florida...
Post by: Cain on August 25, 2011, 06:10:06 pm
"Obama runs this country!  Your logic is invalid!"
Title: Re: Oh, Florida...
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on August 25, 2011, 06:14:17 pm
Apparently the gentleman hasnt really been paying attention the past three years.
Title: Re: Oh, Florida...
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 25, 2011, 06:55:15 pm
Since when is a mall security guard a "law enforcement officer"?
Title: Re: Oh, Florida...
Post by: Disco Pickle on August 25, 2011, 07:01:56 pm
Since when is a mall security guard a "law enforcement officer"?

Not entirely sure but likely an off duty moonlighting.  Quite a bit of that here.  Not sure how other places are doing it but I imagine it's cheaper than Wackenhut.
Title: Re: Oh, Florida...
Post by: Epimetheus on August 27, 2011, 09:00:06 am
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Bryant refused, police said. They said that when he was ordered to leave the mall, he screamed an expletive and said, "I'm not pulling up my pants up or leaving this (expletive) mall. You can't do anything to me. Obama runs this country."

I was immediately reminded of http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XpoC7KLxjEI

Since when is a ... security guard a "law enforcement officer"?

Oh my god. This means I am a law enforcement officer. THANK YOU FLORIDA!

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In a three-month period, two students killed themselves and one died in a car crash (all separate incidents) just after being hypnotized by their high school principal, George Kenney. Kenney, who has been warned by the school board multiple times in the past to stop his behavior, has already hypnotized over 75 students, staff members, and their families.

I assume there is a secret word which will activate Zombie Soldier mode in his "patients".
Title: Re: Oh, Florida...
Post by: Cain on August 27, 2011, 05:44:33 pm
Assaulting a "law enforcement officer" shouldn't be a charge anyway.

It should just be fucking "assault".  It's not like we have "assaulting a dustbin man" charge on the books.  But, you know, gotta show the plebs that positions of authority are so special, they even get special laws to protect them.
Title: Re: Oh, Florida...
Post by: Doktor Howl on February 22, 2019, 08:36:27 pm
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime/port-richey-mayor-lucky-hes-not-dead-after-shots-fired-during-fdle-arrest/ar-BBTVaEA?ocid=spartanntp