Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Dysfunctional Cunt on September 08, 2011, 08:24:12 pm

Title: 1001 Reasons to LOVE This Century....
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on September 08, 2011, 08:24:12 pm
I'll start.....

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v487/Siochain/47432e65.jpg)
Title: Re: 1001 Reasons to LOVE This Century....
Post by: Cramulus on September 08, 2011, 08:36:32 pm
JESUS CHRIST those people need a back bra  :lulz:




My submission: The philosophical ponderings of Soulja boy

(http://www.judiciaryreport.com/images/soulja-boy-7-29-11-2.jpg)

Soulja boy off in this hoe
 Why me crank it?
 Why me roll?
 Why me crank that soulja boy
 Then super man that hoe?


what an introspective nightmare ... why does he crank it? why does he roll? Why does he do what he does?

Why do any of us do anything?

What constitutes our identity? What makes me me?

these are the philosophical questions Soulja Boy presents to us. These are the spiritual crisises of our age, the most important questions of the century.
Title: Re: 1001 Reasons to LOVE This Century....
Post by: Sita on September 08, 2011, 08:46:18 pm
I'll start.....

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v487/Siochain/47432e65.jpg)
And people wonder why I don't wear anything backless anymore (and my back looks better than those).
There is a size limit for spaghetti straps and backless tops, people :roll:
And if there isn't, there should be.
Title: Re: 1001 Reasons to LOVE This Century....
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on September 08, 2011, 08:47:54 pm
JESUS CHRIST those people need a back bra  :lulz:




My submission: The philosophical ponderings of Soulja boy

(http://www.judiciaryreport.com/images/soulja-boy-7-29-11-2.jpg)

Soulja boy off in this hoe
 Why me crank it?
 Why me roll?
 Why me crank that soulja boy
 Then super man that hoe?


what an introspective nightmare ... why does he crank it? why does he roll? Why does he do what he does?

Why do any of us do anything?

What constitutes our identity? What makes me me?

these are the philosophical questions Soulja Boy presents to us. These are the spiritual crisises of our age, the most important questions of the century.


:spittake:

jesus cram I about peed myself.  I asked the boys to explain that song to me once and they just laughed and laughed.  I think it is teenager code....
Title: Re: 1001 Reasons to LOVE This Century....
Post by: Cramulus on September 08, 2011, 09:03:52 pm
(http://media.katu.com/images/110111_Soulja_Boy.jpg)

It's the kind of postmodern nightmare that would have kept Nietzsche up at night.

Why do any of us crank it? What makes us roll?

If we are the sum of our actions,
--- and defined by our actions,
--- --- how do we relate to actions we do not identify with?

In his powerful tour de force Crank Dat, Soulja Boy joins the tradition of Sartre and Deleuze in exploring his alienation from his own actions, nay, his own identity.
Title: Re: 1001 Reasons to LOVE This Century....
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on September 08, 2011, 09:07:38 pm
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand there goes another keyboard..........

CRAM YOU DAMNULUS!!!!!




I am so fucked.  I have to go find one to steal.
Title: Re: 1001 Reasons to LOVE This Century....
Post by: Cramulus on September 08, 2011, 09:12:57 pm
btw, I fucking lost it this morning when you suggested that chick at TCC should name her kid Christian Blue Winterhawk.  :lol:
Title: Re: 1001 Reasons to LOVE This Century....
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on September 08, 2011, 10:22:21 pm
btw, I fucking lost it this morning when you suggested that chick at TCC should name her kid Christian Blue Winterhawk.  :lol:

I couldn't seem to help myself....  You know how this stuff goes.
Title: Re: 1001 Reasons to LOVE This Century....
Post by: Epimetheus on September 09, 2011, 01:51:17 am
I thought it was Watch me crank it, etc.
Title: Re: 1001 Reasons to LOVE This Century....
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on September 09, 2011, 01:56:33 am
I thought it was Watch me crank it, etc.

So it's word pron? :lulz:
Title: Re: 1001 Reasons to LOVE This Century....
Post by: Kai on September 09, 2011, 03:57:54 am
I thought it was Watch me crank it, etc.

So it's word pron? :lulz:

I thought, with all those references to superman, robocob soulja boy (obviously GI Joe), supersoaker, etc, it was talking about boyhood heroes and play.
Title: Re: 1001 Reasons to LOVE This Century....
Post by: Don Coyote on September 09, 2011, 04:02:19 am
I thought it was Watch me crank it, etc.

So it's word pron? :lulz:

I thought, with all those references to superman, robocob soulja boy (obviously GI Joe), supersoaker, etc, it was talking about boyhood heroes and play.

I'm pretty sure that it is all a reference to ejaculating onto a woman's back then sticking the sheets to it, like she is wearing a cape.
Title: Re: 1001 Reasons to LOVE This Century....
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 09, 2011, 04:19:43 am
Why I love this century:

(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3341/3447900770_8902106744_z.jpg)

"Give me liberty, not your debt."

But I also want roads, a huge military, and foreign adventurism.  For free.
Title: Re: 1001 Reasons to LOVE This Century....
Post by: AFK on September 09, 2011, 01:30:35 pm
And I'm pretty sure those Bald Eagles didn't put themselves on the Endangered Species list, which allowed them to continue to exist.

Though, I imagine once they saw themselves emblazoned on Rascals and toilet lids, they probably wished they were extinct. 
Title: Re: 1001 Reasons to LOVE This Century....
Post by: Cain on September 09, 2011, 01:33:46 pm
Saw this on the news this morning

Quote
Tony Blair has blamed Iranian intervention for prolonging conflicts in Iraq and Afghanistan. Regime change in Tehran would make him "significantly more optimistic" about the region's prospects, the former prime minister told The Times.

BBC News, 9th September
Title: Re: 1001 Reasons to LOVE This Century....
Post by: Cramulus on September 09, 2011, 02:11:40 pm
I thought it was Watch me crank it, etc.

No no, he's pondering ephemeral nature of identity

in no way is it a song about dancing to your own music and bangin hoes
Title: Re: 1001 Reasons to LOVE This Century....
Post by: Ps on September 09, 2011, 02:23:47 pm
I thought it was Watch me crank it, etc.

No no, he's pondering ephemeral nature of identity

in no way is it a song about dancing to your own music and bangin hoes
Cram is correct.
Title: Re: 1001 Reasons to LOVE This Century....
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on September 09, 2011, 02:59:14 pm
It tickled the hell out of me whichever it is.  :lulz:

Title: Re: 1001 Reasons to LOVE This Century....
Post by: Triple Zero on September 09, 2011, 04:57:47 pm
I submit this beautiful example of Dutch folk music:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHEFbX81XWQ

(btw the guy singing it is actually slightly ummm "simple", which doesn't make it less hilarious and beautiful and awesome that this song is actually scoring a big hit in the Dutch charts.)
Title: Re: 1001 Reasons to LOVE This Century....
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on September 12, 2011, 04:52:51 pm
I submit this beautiful example of Dutch folk music:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHEFbX81XWQ

(btw the guy singing it is actually slightly ummm "simple", which doesn't make it less hilarious and beautiful and awesome that this song is actually scoring a big hit in the Dutch charts.)

WHAT DID YOU JUST MEK ME WATCH! :argh!:
Title: Re: 1001 Reasons to LOVE This Century....
Post by: Triple Zero on September 12, 2011, 04:57:13 pm
ZANGER RINUS. HE'S AUTHENTIC AS FUCK
Title: Re: 1001 Reasons to LOVE This Century....
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 12, 2011, 04:59:19 pm
ZANGER RINUS. HE'S AUTHENTIC AS FUCK

:madbanana:
Title: Re: 1001 Reasons to LOVE This Century....
Post by: Triple Zero on September 12, 2011, 05:00:37 pm
he just wants to get it on with Romana, on his scooter.
Title: Re: 1001 Reasons to LOVE This Century....
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on September 12, 2011, 06:34:15 pm
 :horrormirth:
Title: Re: 1001 Reasons to LOVE This Century....
Post by: Luna on September 12, 2011, 11:19:42 pm
Trip broke my brainz...
Title: Re: 1001 Reasons to LOVE This Century....
Post by: Luna on September 22, 2011, 02:33:41 am
Canadian man who was abandoned by his mother at the age of 15 (mom took her OTHER son and moved away), being sued by his mother for parental support.  Mommy dearest, who hasn't been in contact with her children in decades, is demanding $750 a month from three of her abandoned children.

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/story/2011/09/19/bc-parental-support-sue-lawsuit-anderson.html
Title: Re: 1001 Reasons to LOVE This Century....
Post by: deadfong on September 22, 2011, 04:03:21 am
I submit this beautiful example of Dutch folk music:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHEFbX81XWQ

(btw the guy singing it is actually slightly ummm "simple", which doesn't make it less hilarious and beautiful and awesome that this song is actually scoring a big hit in the Dutch charts.)

You know, even though I could see that the video was only 3:47 long, it went on forever.
Title: Re: 1001 Reasons to LOVE This Century....
Post by: Luna on October 04, 2011, 11:29:53 pm
I...  Um...

I'm just gonna leave this here.

Quote
An Alabama company has come up with a way for avid hunters to go out with a bang when they die.  The cremated ashes of  loved ones can now be loaded into shotgun shells and rifle and pistol cartridges.
...
One pound of ash can be loaded into 250 shotgun shells for $850. The company also does pistol and rifle rounds.
...
The two men came up with the idea on a hunting trip several years ago when they were discussing how they would want to be buried.
I would rest in peace knowing the last thing I did was to go screaming at that turkey at 900 feet per second, Parnell said.

http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/headlines/2011/10/alabama-company-puts-human-ashes-into-ammunition/
Title: Re: 1001 Reasons to LOVE This Century....
Post by: Triple Zero on October 05, 2011, 12:14:14 am
That's kind of awesome crazy, in the sense that a really fucked up piece of horrible art can be awesome.
Title: Re: 1001 Reasons to LOVE This Century....
Post by: Juana Go? on October 05, 2011, 12:40:20 am
I would rest in peace knowing the last thing I did was to go screaming at that turkey at 900 feet per second, Parnell said.
:lulz: omg, really? Sounds like something from the Onion.
Title: Re: 1001 Reasons to LOVE This Century....
Post by: Don Coyote on October 05, 2011, 03:36:38 am
Way cooler than that bullshit artificial diamond shit from your ashes.