Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 28, 2012, 08:51:08 pm

Title: I Have Had Enough of Your Shit
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 28, 2012, 08:51:08 pm
All of you...From ECH running around being all reasonable and shit, to Junkenstien beating the mortal shit out of tourists.  You People are OUT OF FUCKING CONTROL, and I for one will not stand for it.

GARBO!  STOP repressing men! 

NIGEL!  STOP being so plural.

SEMAJ!  STOP posting so much.

PIXIE!  STOP fucking about with the controls.  You're gonna break something important.

CAIN!  STOP being right all the damn time!  This century isn't about studied and accurate responses!

ECH!  STOP

FREAKY!  Poutine is NOT a verb!

STELLA!  STOP telling Texans that they're people!

LMNO!  STOP...Um, no...You just keep doing your thing, man.

I think we've all had enough of this shit.  So everyone SHUT UP until Triple Zero comes back and sorts this shit out.  It's a sad day when we have to rely on Belgians for negotiated settlements.
Title: Re: I Have Had Enough of Your Shit
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 28, 2012, 08:54:25 pm
ALTY!  PUT THAT DOWN THIS INSTANT!
Title: Re: I Have Had Enough of Your Shit
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 28, 2012, 08:55:38 pm
WAFFLE!  DON'T PUT THAT IN YOUR MOUTH!
Title: Re: I Have Had Enough of Your Shit
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on August 28, 2012, 09:01:52 pm
Sorry, I was so pissed off with the GOP I forgot about Louisiana, and New Orleans.

On becoming a feminist rain goddess my targeting has got worse, because I pressed "give all the assholes a bad time" 3 times and then the rage struck, I thumped the controls and the button got stuck in the "on" position.

At least I've got more than a personal vendetta against Phoenix now..
Title: Re: I Have Had Enough of Your Shit
Post by: The Half-Eaten Waffle on August 28, 2012, 09:03:07 pm
WAFFLE!  DON'T PUT THAT IN YOUR MOUTH!


BUT It loOKS SO TASTY
Title: Re: I Have Had Enough of Your Shit
Post by: Salty on August 28, 2012, 09:03:18 pm
ALTY!  PUT THAT DOWN THIS INSTANT!

But I made it myself.
Title: Re: I Have Had Enough of Your Shit
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 28, 2012, 09:10:29 pm
Sorry, I was so pissed off with the GOP I forgot about Louisiana, and New Orleans.

On becoming a feminist rain goddess my targeting has got worse, because I pressed "give all the assholes a bad time" 3 times and then the rage struck, I thumped the controls and the button got stuck in the "on" position.

At least I've got more than a personal vendetta against Phoenix now..

Try turning it off and on again.
Title: Re: I Have Had Enough of Your Shit
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 28, 2012, 09:11:02 pm
WAFFLE!  DON'T PUT THAT IN YOUR MOUTH!


BUT It loOKS SO TASTY

DO YOU KNOW WHERE THAT'S BEEN?  Because I do, and I'm gonna be sick.
Title: Re: I Have Had Enough of Your Shit
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 28, 2012, 09:11:26 pm
ALTY!  PUT THAT DOWN THIS INSTANT!

But I made it myself.

It's also illegal in your "state".
Title: Re: I Have Had Enough of Your Shit
Post by: The Half-Eaten Waffle on August 28, 2012, 09:15:18 pm
WAFFLE!  DON'T PUT THAT IN YOUR MOUTH!


BUT It loOKS SO TASTY

DO YOU KNOW WHERE THAT'S BEEN?  Because I do, and I'm gonna be sick.


IT LOOKS LIKE IT HAS SPICES ON IT! I WANNA EAT IT
Title: Re: I Have Had Enough of Your Shit
Post by: Freeky on August 28, 2012, 10:54:36 pm
FREAKY!  Poutine is NOT a verb!

I'LL KEEP USING POUTINES AS A VERB UNTIL MY DEMANDS ARE MET!
Title: Re: I Have Had Enough of Your Shits
Post by: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on August 28, 2012, 11:14:17 pm
HEY, I ONLY SAID THAT TO ONE GUY, AND HE WAS BORN IN SALINAS
Title: Re: I Have Had Enough of Your Shit
Post by: Juana Go? on August 28, 2012, 11:28:13 pm
OPPRESSORS MUST KNOW HOW IT FEELS, ROGER!
Title: Re: I Have Had Enough of Your Shit
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 28, 2012, 11:33:18 pm
OPPRESSORS MUST KNOW HOW IT FEELS, ROGER!

ARG!  THE MIGHTY HIGH HEELS OF THE OPPRESSOR ARE ON MY NECK! 
Title: Re: I Have Had Enough of Your Shit
Post by: The Dark Monk on August 28, 2012, 11:33:51 pm
Mmmm, spicy oppressive poutine....
Title: Re: I Have Had Enough of Your Shit
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 28, 2012, 11:34:35 pm
Mmmm, spicy oppressive poutine....

TDM, YOU GO WASH YOUR HANDS THIS SECOND.

And next time, DO THAT SHIT IN PRIVATE.
Title: Re: I Have Had Enough of Your Shit
Post by: tyrannosaurus vex on August 28, 2012, 11:37:03 pm
OPPRESSORS MUST KNOW HOW IT FEELS, ROGER!

ARG!  THE MIGHTY HIGH HEELS OF THE OPPRESSOR ARE ON MY NECK! 

This does not sound like oppression at all.
Title: Re: I Have Had Enough of Your Shit
Post by: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on August 28, 2012, 11:42:22 pm
IF I POUTINE TEXAS, WILL IT GO AWAY?
Title: Re: I Have Had Enough of Your Shit
Post by: The Dark Monk on August 28, 2012, 11:48:32 pm
Mmmm, spicy oppressive poutine....

TDM, YOU GO WASH YOUR HANDS THIS SECOND.

And next time, DO THAT SHIT IN PRIVATE.
But...but....he did it too!
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/CkCf7iA9wo638oyhEcOnKhHdo1_400.jpg)
Title: Re: I Have Had Enough of Your Shit
Post by: SuuCal on August 29, 2012, 12:41:12 am
Mmmm, spicy oppressive poutine....

TDM, YOU GO WASH YOUR HANDS THIS SECOND.

And next time, DO THAT SHIT IN PRIVATE.
But...but....he did it too!
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/CkCf7iA9wo638oyhEcOnKhHdo1_400.jpg)

Okay, Vladimir Poutine is superior to Putin on the Ritz. There, I said it.
Title: Re: I Have Had Enough of Your Shit
Post by: Richter on August 29, 2012, 01:55:34 am
                            I've got something to PUTIN you.
                                                             /
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/CkCf7iA9wo638oyhEcOnKhHdo1_400.jpg)
Title: Re: I Have Had Enough of Your Shit
Post by: SuuCal on August 29, 2012, 01:57:53 am
OHGODDAMNIT.

 :lulz:
Title: Re: I Have Had Enough of Your Shit
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 29, 2012, 02:01:00 am
                            I've got something to PUTIN you.
                                                             /
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/CkCf7iA9wo638oyhEcOnKhHdo1_400.jpg)

 :lulz:
Title: Re: I Have Had Enough of Your Shit
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 29, 2012, 02:58:56 am
WE CAN'T STOP

WE CAN'T

I SWEAR.
Title: Re: I Have Had Enough of Your Shit
Post by: The Wizard on August 29, 2012, 05:27:54 am
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SEMAJ!  STOP posting so much.

Too much time on my hands, what can I say?

Title: Re: I Have Had Enough of Your Shit
Post by: Freeky on August 29, 2012, 05:30:48 am
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SEMAJ!  STOP posting so much.

Too much time on my hands, what can I say?

SWEET JESUS FUCK, IT'S SEMAJ! HE'S ALIVE HOOORAAAAY!
Title: Re: I Have Had Enough of Your Shit
Post by: The Wizard on August 29, 2012, 05:33:58 am
Hey, Freeky.  :D
Title: Re: I Have Had Enough of Your Shit
Post by: The Wizard on August 29, 2012, 05:39:00 am
Sorry for the long absence. Some personal shit happened, and well...yeah.

Either way, I'm back and glad for it.
Title: Re: I Have Had Enough of Your Shit
Post by: Freeky on August 29, 2012, 05:43:16 am
NO YUO CANNOT HAZ PERSONAL SHIT IF IT MAEKS YUO LEAVE PEEDEE :argh!:

I hope everything came out bearable in the end, anyway. Personal shit can suck. Glad to see you again. :)
Title: Re: I Have Had Enough of Your Shit
Post by: The Wizard on August 29, 2012, 05:46:01 am
It did. I had some penance to do, but everything's more or less worked out.
Title: Re: I Have Had Enough of Your Shit
Post by: Freeky on August 29, 2012, 06:04:17 am
Good to hear. :)
Title: Re: I Have Had Enough of Your Shit
Post by: President Television on August 29, 2012, 05:19:03 pm
Semaj is back? Cool.
Title: Re: I Have Had Enough of Your Shit
Post by: Don Coyote on August 29, 2012, 05:40:38 pm
SWEET AND SOUR JESUS ON TOAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: I Have Had Enough of Your Shit
Post by: Juana Go? on August 29, 2012, 05:46:15 pm
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SEMAJ!  STOP posting so much.

Too much time on my hands, what can I say?
Semaj! Dude! Good to see you around again!
Title: Re: I Have Had Enough of Your Shit
Post by: The Wizard on August 29, 2012, 07:17:15 pm
 :thanks:
Title: Re: I Have Had Enough of Your Shit
Post by: Freeky on August 30, 2012, 06:36:29 am
I <3 Semaj.