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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: iSPEAKonlyFORthe23 on December 21, 2012, 09:32:10 pm

Title: Hi Im New
Post by: iSPEAKonlyFORthe23 on December 21, 2012, 09:32:10 pm
Just recently came across Discordianism and fell instantly in love. So hi to everyone else who is somewhat likeminded, I hope to get to know you guys better in the time coming.
Title: Re: Hi Im New
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 21, 2012, 09:34:16 pm
Just recently came across Discordianism and fell instantly in love. So hi to everyone else who is somewhat likeminded, I hope to get to know you guys better in the time coming.

Hey there, new guy!
Title: Re: Hi Im New
Post by: AFK on December 21, 2012, 11:38:48 pm
Welcome, out of curiousity, how did you come across Discordianism.  I think it's helpful for us to have an idea for the different entry points.
Title: Re: Hi Im New
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on December 21, 2012, 11:46:52 pm
Hello there.
Title: Re: Hi Im New
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on December 22, 2012, 12:34:12 am
Greetings, new person! Good thing you fell in love with Discordia, because Discordia loves you too. It loves you to death.

Also, check out the pool on the roof. :)
Title: Re: Hi Im New
Post by: Eater of Clowns on December 22, 2012, 12:38:15 am
Just recently came across Discordianism and fell instantly in love. So hi to everyone else who is somewhat likeminded, I hope to get to know you guys better in the time coming.

Your wish is MY command!

M. Nigel Salt is a poaching lobbyist and donates huge sums of money to Canadian warlords.

Rev. What's-His-Name is a lumberjack who invented his own instrument out of foie gras and plays it atop towering redwoods.

Pippa Twiddleton is the hermaphroditic sibling of a girl who married into NAMBLA royalty.

Cainad invented a new kind of sous vide that cooks only with chemical burns from industrial drain cleaner.
Title: Re: Hi Im New
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 01:06:36 am
Just recently came across Discordianism and fell instantly in love. So hi to everyone else who is somewhat likeminded, I hope to get to know you guys better in the time coming.

Your wish is MY command!

M. Nigel Salt is a poaching lobbyist and donates huge sums of money to Canadian warlords.

Rev. What's-His-Name is a lumberjack who invented his own instrument out of foie gras and plays it atop towering redwoods.

Pippa Twiddleton is the hermaphroditic sibling of a girl who married into NAMBLA royalty.

Cainad invented a new kind of sous vide that cooks only with chemical burns from industrial drain cleaner.

EoC, you are the bane of my existence.
Title: Re: Hi Im New
Post by: Richter on December 22, 2012, 01:37:27 am
Hello, I am a liar.
Title: Re: Hi Im New
Post by: Eater of Clowns on December 22, 2012, 02:18:21 am
Just recently came across Discordianism and fell instantly in love. So hi to everyone else who is somewhat likeminded, I hope to get to know you guys better in the time coming.

Your wish is MY command!

M. Nigel Salt is a poaching lobbyist and donates huge sums of money to Canadian warlords.

Rev. What's-His-Name is a lumberjack who invented his own instrument out of foie gras and plays it atop towering redwoods.

Pippa Twiddleton is the hermaphroditic sibling of a girl who married into NAMBLA royalty.

Cainad invented a new kind of sous vide that cooks only with chemical burns from industrial drain cleaner.

EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Twid, I don't even have sigs or avatars enabled but FUCK IF THAT'S NOT GOING IN MINE.

Hello, I am a liar.

Richter is was formed from the ball sweat of Prometheus when the fire of the gods proved too hot for his crotch.
Title: Re: Hi Im New
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 02:24:59 am
Just recently came across Discordianism and fell instantly in love. So hi to everyone else who is somewhat likeminded, I hope to get to know you guys better in the time coming.

Your wish is MY command!

M. Nigel Salt is a poaching lobbyist and donates huge sums of money to Canadian warlords.

Rev. What's-His-Name is a lumberjack who invented his own instrument out of foie gras and plays it atop towering redwoods.

Pippa Twiddleton is the hermaphroditic sibling of a girl who married into NAMBLA royalty.

Cainad invented a new kind of sous vide that cooks only with chemical burns from industrial drain cleaner.

EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Twid, I don't even have sigs or avatars enabled but FUCK IF THAT'S NOT GOING IN MINE.

Hello, I am a liar.

Richter is was formed from the ball sweat of Prometheus when the fire of the gods proved too hot for his crotch.

It's all good man  :lulz:
Title: Re: Hi Im New
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 02:28:25 am
If I wasn't already attached to being called Twid, I'd just abandon it altogether, but you let me know as soon as I showed up, and nigh 3 years later, you're still doing it, and I respect your dedication to mocking my handle.  :)
Title: Re: Hi Im New
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on December 22, 2012, 02:38:45 am
Your wish is MY command!

M. Nigel Salt is a poaching lobbyist and donates huge sums of money to Canadian warlords.

Rev. What's-His-Name is a lumberjack who invented his own instrument out of foie gras and plays it atop towering redwoods.

Pippa Twiddleton is the hermaphroditic sibling of a girl who married into NAMBLA royalty.

Cainad invented a new kind of sous vide that cooks only with chemical burns from industrial drain cleaner.

Dude! :argh!: State secrets, what the fuck man?
Title: Re: Hi Im New
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 22, 2012, 05:50:13 am
I see we have another special flower that can't use the intro thread. 

Also, punctuation.

Someone throw this one in the chipper.  Then everyone else jump in after him.  Then shut up.
Title: Re: Hi Im New
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on December 22, 2012, 05:57:05 am
Sorry Roger, no can do. The year 2012 ends in a little over a week, and we haven't made quota on the number of newbies we're required to Be NiceTM to.

Also, the chipper is out of commission again. Turns out you CAN'T feed more than 3 teabaggers in at once and expect it to function smoothly.
Title: Re: Hi Im New
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 06:03:03 am
I see we have another special flower that can't use the intro thread. 

Also, punctuation.

Someone throw this one in the chipper.  Then everyone else jump in after him.  Then shut up.

Wait, no. Let him get the gun report and the batteries for the chemlights first.
Title: Re: Hi Im New
Post by: Phox on December 22, 2012, 06:25:58 am
Hello new person. Don't let the jackals get to you. They are, after all, beloved of Anubis.
Title: Re: Hi Im New
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 06:27:06 am
Hello new person. Don't let the jackals get to you. They are, after all, beloved of Anubis.

We wouldn't want a certain coppertop on a disco ball to get indigestion.
Title: Re: Hi Im New
Post by: iSPEAKonlyFORthe23 on December 22, 2012, 03:02:50 pm
Welcome, out of curiousity, how did you come across Discordianism.  I think it's helpful for us to have an idea for the different entry points.

I read about it on the internet!
Title: Re: Hi Im New
Post by: iSPEAKonlyFORthe23 on December 22, 2012, 03:05:44 pm
I see we have another special flower that can't use the intro thread. 

Also, punctuation.

Someone throw this one in the chipper.  Then everyone else jump in after him.  Then shut up.

Not stickied.

Also, your face.
Title: Re: Hi Im New
Post by: iSPEAKonlyFORthe23 on December 22, 2012, 03:06:29 pm
Just recently came across Discordianism and fell instantly in love. So hi to everyone else who is somewhat likeminded, I hope to get to know you guys better in the time coming.

Your wish is MY command!

M. Nigel Salt is a poaching lobbyist and donates huge sums of money to Canadian warlords.

Rev. What's-His-Name is a lumberjack who invented his own instrument out of foie gras and plays it atop towering redwoods.

Pippa Twiddleton is the hermaphroditic sibling of a girl who married into NAMBLA royalty.

Cainad invented a new kind of sous vide that cooks only with chemical burns from industrial drain cleaner.

That'a all good and nice, but who do I speak to about toppling governments? :D
Title: Re: Hi Im New
Post by: AFK on December 22, 2012, 03:08:06 pm
Sorry, FictionPuss isn't here anymore.
Title: Re: Hi Im New
Post by: Eater of Clowns on December 22, 2012, 03:09:31 pm
Just recently came across Discordianism and fell instantly in love. So hi to everyone else who is somewhat likeminded, I hope to get to know you guys better in the time coming.

Your wish is MY command!

M. Nigel Salt is a poaching lobbyist and donates huge sums of money to Canadian warlords.

Rev. What's-His-Name is a lumberjack who invented his own instrument out of foie gras and plays it atop towering redwoods.

Pippa Twiddleton is the hermaphroditic sibling of a girl who married into NAMBLA royalty.

Cainad invented a new kind of sous vide that cooks only with chemical burns from industrial drain cleaner.

That'a all good and nice, but who do I speak to about toppling governments? :D

On purpose or by accident?
Title: Re: Hi Im New
Post by: iSPEAKonlyFORthe23 on December 22, 2012, 03:19:35 pm
Just recently came across Discordianism and fell instantly in love. So hi to everyone else who is somewhat likeminded, I hope to get to know you guys better in the time coming.

Your wish is MY command!

M. Nigel Salt is a poaching lobbyist and donates huge sums of money to Canadian warlords.

Rev. What's-His-Name is a lumberjack who invented his own instrument out of foie gras and plays it atop towering redwoods.

Pippa Twiddleton is the hermaphroditic sibling of a girl who married into NAMBLA royalty.

Cainad invented a new kind of sous vide that cooks only with chemical burns from industrial drain cleaner.

That'a all good and nice, but who do I speak to about toppling governments? :D

On purpose or by accident?

Definitely on purpose.

Also are there any people here with ties to the content mafia? I'm currently starting work on a KLF-type project,
and I'd rather not deal with the annoying stuff like promotion, if possible.
Title: Re: Hi Im New
Post by: Reginald Ret on December 22, 2012, 03:32:18 pm
I see we have another special flower that can't use the intro thread. 

Also, punctuation.

Someone throw this one in the chipper.  Then everyone else jump in after him.  Then shut up.

Not stickied.

Also, your face.
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,32829.420.html
Not only is it stickied, its name starts with INTRODUCTIONS.
Title: Re: Hi Im New
Post by: iSPEAKonlyFORthe23 on December 22, 2012, 03:35:43 pm
I see we have another special flower that can't use the intro thread. 

Also, punctuation.

Someone throw this one in the chipper.  Then everyone else jump in after him.  Then shut up.

Not stickied.

Also, your face.
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,32829.420.html
Not only is it stickied, its name starts with INTRODUCTIONS.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I believe that is racist.
Title: Re: Hi Im New
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on December 22, 2012, 03:50:50 pm
 :noob:
Title: Re: Hi Im New
Post by: Reginald Ret on December 22, 2012, 04:51:36 pm
I see we have another special flower that can't use the intro thread. 

Also, punctuation.

Someone throw this one in the chipper.  Then everyone else jump in after him.  Then shut up.

Not stickied.

Also, your face.
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,32829.420.html
Not only is it stickied, its name starts with INTRODUCTIONS.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I believe that is racist.
Hey, it's not called the BLACK Iron Prison for nothing.

/hides
Title: Re: Hi Im New
Post by: AFK on December 22, 2012, 05:01:54 pm
Why would you STOOP so low? 
Title: Re: Hi Im New
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 06:11:22 pm
 regret and RWHN -:lulz:

When you say toppling the government, do you mean government in the sense that an American would say it or that a Brit would say it? Half the time when a Brit says government, they actually mean administration. But those Brits can't speak English and don't know the difference, of course. So do you speak English or not?
Title: Re: Hi Im New
Post by: iSPEAKonlyFORthe23 on December 22, 2012, 09:28:30 pm
regret and RWHN -:lulz:
Rotary World Help Network?
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When you say toppling the government, do you mean government in the sense that an American would say it or that a Brit would say it? Half the time when a Brit says government, they actually mean administration. But those Brits can't speak English and don't know the difference, of course. So do you speak English or not?

I mean government. I have a new system to put into place. And I speak abstract, mostly.
Title: Re: Hi Im New
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 09:33:52 pm
regret and RWHN -:lulz:
Rotary World Help Network?

Yes

Quote
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When you say toppling the government, do you mean government in the sense that an American would say it or that a Brit would say it? Half the time when a Brit says government, they actually mean administration. But those Brits can't speak English and don't know the difference, of course. So do you speak English or not?

I mean government. I have a new system to put into place. And I speak abstract, mostly.

I see.
Title: Re: Hi Im New
Post by: Phox on December 22, 2012, 09:57:22 pm
regret and RWHN -:lulz:
Rotary World Help Network?
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When you say toppling the government, do you mean government in the sense that an American would say it or that a Brit would say it? Half the time when a Brit says government, they actually mean administration. But those Brits can't speak English and don't know the difference, of course. So do you speak English or not?

I mean government. I have a new system to put into place. And I speak abstract, mostly.
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Imma get out my pokin' stick.  :pokewithstick:
Title: Re: Hi Im New
Post by: EK WAFFLR on December 22, 2012, 10:03:12 pm
Ugh.
Title: Re: Hi Im New
Post by: iSPEAKonlyFORthe23 on December 22, 2012, 11:14:46 pm
I'm gonna leave this thread here for a little while longer just so I can identify who most of the obvious trolls and assholes here are.

Title: Re: Hi Im New
Post by: AFK on December 22, 2012, 11:18:50 pm
Well, I can save you some trouble.


Everyone.


RWHN,
a helper, but not a Rotarian.
Title: Re: Hi Im New
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 11:27:53 pm
Leave this thread here? Do you expect to delete it at some point?
Title: Re: Hi Im New
Post by: Phox on December 23, 2012, 12:06:33 am
I'm gonna leave this thread here for a little while longer just so I can identify who most of the obvious trolls and assholes here are.
You have no idea where you are right now, do you?  :lulz:
Title: Re: Hi Im New
Post by: Sano on December 23, 2012, 12:31:00 am
In the olden days people would lurk before posting on a forum in order to learn about the general feeling of the board. I recommend you do it in order to run away screaming in fear and/or disgust enjoy the wonderful peacefulness of this forum, where everything is made of butterflies and rainbows.
Title: Re: Hi Im New
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on December 23, 2012, 01:06:54 am
I'm gonna leave this thread here for a little while longer just so I can identify who most of the obvious trolls and assholes here are.

 :lulz: A far more meaningful task would be to figure out who the subtle trolls and assholes are here.


Cainad,
not subtle
Title: Re: Hi Im New
Post by: iSPEAKonlyFORthe23 on December 23, 2012, 01:11:02 am
In the olden days people would lurk before posting on a forum in order to learn about the general feeling of the board. I recommend you do it in order to run away screaming in fear and/or disgust enjoy the wonderful peacefulness of this forum, where everything is made of butterflies and rainbows.

Hah, My internet ego was forged in the depths of the the CORe, so don't expect to see me running away from here. I've seen some shit, son.
Title: Re: Hi Im New
Post by: Sano on December 23, 2012, 01:13:10 am
In the olden days people would lurk before posting on a forum in order to learn about the general feeling of the board. I recommend you do it in order to run away screaming in fear and/or disgust enjoy the wonderful peacefulness of this forum, where everything is made of butterflies and rainbows.

Hah, My internet ego was forged in the depths of the the CORe, so don't expect to see me running away from here. I've seen some shit, son.

Having an "internet ego" is a good indication that you will run away. The only question is about the amount of butthurt you will leak before you do so.
Title: Re: Hi Im New
Post by: iSPEAKonlyFORthe23 on December 23, 2012, 01:15:35 am
In the olden days people would lurk before posting on a forum in order to learn about the general feeling of the board. I recommend you do it in order to run away screaming in fear and/or disgust enjoy the wonderful peacefulness of this forum, where everything is made of butterflies and rainbows.

Hah, My internet ego was forged in the depths of the the CORe, so don't expect to see me running away from here. I've seen some shit, son.



Having an "internet ego" is a good indication that you will run away. The only question is about the amount of butthurt you will leak before you do so.

You remind me of another guy at another forum. He would also keep saying the most mundane things.
Title: Re: Hi Im New
Post by: iSPEAKonlyFORthe23 on December 23, 2012, 01:18:11 am
I'm gonna leave this thread here for a little while longer just so I can identify who most of the obvious trolls and assholes here are.
You have no idea where you are right now, do you?  :lulz:

Okay, there are a couple of ways to interpret that post;

A: I'm really, really baked
B: I just walked in to the wrong alley, buster
C: ?
D: Profit

Which one is it?
Title: Re: Hi Im New
Post by: Phox on December 23, 2012, 01:19:33 am
I'm gonna leave this thread here for a little while longer just so I can identify who most of the obvious trolls and assholes here are.
You have no idea where you are right now, do you?  :lulz:

Okay, there are a couple of ways to interpret that post;

A: I'm really, really baked
B: I just walked in to the wrong alley, buster
C: ?
D: Profit

Which one is it?
All of the above, depending on which side of the cage you're on.
Title: Re: Hi Im New
Post by: iSPEAKonlyFORthe23 on December 23, 2012, 01:26:21 am
I'm gonna leave this thread here for a little while longer just so I can identify who most of the obvious trolls and assholes here are.
You have no idea where you are right now, do you?  :lulz:

Okay, there are a couple of ways to interpret that post;

A: I'm really, really baked
B: I just walked in to the wrong alley, buster
C: ?
D: Profit

Which one is it?
All of the above, depending on which side of the cage you're on.

 :lol: I bet you thought that sounded really profound. :P

Title: Re: Hi Im New
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on December 23, 2012, 01:28:00 am
 :internettoughguy:
Title: Re: Hi Im New
Post by: Pæs on December 23, 2012, 01:30:13 am
:internettoughguy:
:hiptotheinternets:

 :genius:
Title: Re: Hi Im New
Post by: Phox on December 23, 2012, 01:33:38 am
I'm gonna leave this thread here for a little while longer just so I can identify who most of the obvious trolls and assholes here are.
You have no idea where you are right now, do you?  :lulz:

Okay, there are a couple of ways to interpret that post;

A: I'm really, really baked
B: I just walked in to the wrong alley, buster
C: ?
D: Profit

Which one is it?
All of the above, depending on which side of the cage you're on.

 :lol: I bet you thought that sounded really profound. :P
Profound? Not in the least. A half-assed answer to a half-assed question, more like.
Title: Re: Hi Im New
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 23, 2012, 01:51:48 am
regret and RWHN -:lulz:
Rotary World Help Network?
Quote
When you say toppling the government, do you mean government in the sense that an American would say it or that a Brit would say it? Half the time when a Brit says government, they actually mean administration. But those Brits can't speak English and don't know the difference, of course. So do you speak English or not?

I mean government. I have a new system to put into place. And I speak abstract, mostly.

A nuclear missile detonated in the Van Allen Belt ought to take care of all of 'em.
Title: Re: Hi Im New
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 23, 2012, 01:52:50 am
I'm gonna leave this thread here for a little while longer just so I can identify who most of the obvious trolls and assholes here are.

 :? :? :?

Am I the only one having trouble parsing this?
Title: Re: Hi Im New
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on December 23, 2012, 02:08:33 am
I'm gonna leave this thread here for a little while longer just so I can identify who most of the obvious trolls and assholes here are.

 :? :? :?

Am I the only one having trouble parsing this?

I've heard of places on the Intertubes where threads get deleted, sometimes even by the person who started them. Based only on personal whims.
Title: Re: Hi Im New
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 23, 2012, 02:13:18 am
I'm gonna leave this thread here for a little while longer just so I can identify who most of the obvious trolls and assholes here are.

 :? :? :?

Am I the only one having trouble parsing this?

I've heard of places on the Intertubes where threads get deleted, sometimes even by the person who started them. Based only on personal whims.

That sounds horrible!

Man, it's a jungle out there.
Title: Re: Hi Im New
Post by: iSPEAKonlyFORthe23 on December 23, 2012, 02:37:33 am
I'm gonna leave this thread here for a little while longer just so I can identify who most of the obvious trolls and assholes here are.
You have no idea where you are right now, do you?  :lulz:

Okay, there are a couple of ways to interpret that post;

A: I'm really, really baked
B: I just walked in to the wrong alley, buster
C: ?
D: Profit

Which one is it?
All of the above, depending on which side of the cage you're on.

 :lol: I bet you thought that sounded really profound. :P
Profound? Not in the least. A half-assed answer to a half-assed question, more like.


What was half-assed about my question? There were several ways to interpret the comment. I'd say not only wasn't my question half-assed, I even made an effort outlining several different scenarios making it a fully assed question.
Title: Re: Hi Im New
Post by: iSPEAKonlyFORthe23 on December 23, 2012, 02:39:24 am
I'm gonna leave this thread here for a little while longer just so I can identify who most of the obvious trolls and assholes here are.

 :? :? :?

Am I the only one having trouble parsing this?

Leave this thread here [in it's current state] for a little while longer..

I have plans for this thread. Big plans.
Title: Re: Hi Im New
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 23, 2012, 02:57:46 am
I'm gonna leave this thread here for a little while longer just so I can identify who most of the obvious trolls and assholes here are.

 :? :? :?

Am I the only one having trouble parsing this?

Leave this thread here [in it's current state] for a little while longer..

I have plans for this thread. Big plans.

Not that part. This part:

so I can identify who most of the obvious trolls and assholes here are.

 :?


Title: Re: Hi Im New
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 23, 2012, 02:59:23 am
Oh, wait, I think I get it... you probably meant to type "who the most obvious". That makes a lot more sense.
Title: Re: Hi Im New
Post by: Salty on December 23, 2012, 03:45:21 am
I'm gonna leave this thread here for a little while longer just so I can identify who most of the obvious trolls and assholes here are.

 :? :? :?

Am I the only one having trouble parsing this?

Leave this thread here [in it's current state] for a little while longer..

I have plans for this thread. Big plans.

How big? UNLIMITED big?
Title: Re: Hi Im New
Post by: President Television on December 23, 2012, 04:24:52 am
I really want to dogpile but I think it'd be a bit hypocritical on my part. I was kind of a shitty noob.
So yeah, pool's on the roof. You'll want to talk like regular folk or shut the fuck up like I did. We're not too pretentious around these parts.
Title: Re: Hi Im New
Post by: I_Kicked_Kennedy on December 23, 2012, 04:33:28 am
I really want to dogpile but I think it'd be a bit hypocritical on my part. I was kind of a shitty noob.
So yeah, pool's on the roof. You'll want to talk like regular folk or shut the fuck up like I did. We're not too pretentious around these parts.

99.999% of the time, yes.

When there's drama, "pretentious" is the most polite way of describing the dumpster fire.
Title: Re: Hi Im New
Post by: Phox on December 23, 2012, 04:44:06 am
I'm gonna leave this thread here for a little while longer just so I can identify who most of the obvious trolls and assholes here are.
You have no idea where you are right now, do you?  :lulz:

Okay, there are a couple of ways to interpret that post;

A: I'm really, really baked
B: I just walked in to the wrong alley, buster
C: ?
D: Profit

Which one is it?
All of the above, depending on which side of the cage you're on.

 :lol: I bet you thought that sounded really profound. :P
Profound? Not in the least. A half-assed answer to a half-assed question, more like.


What was half-assed about my question? There were several ways to interpret the comment. I'd say not only wasn't my question half-assed, I even made an effort outlining several different scenarios making it a fully assed question.
Nah. If you'd been assed to look around this place in any sort of detail, you'd realize the whys and wherefores of that response. And you know, I'm going to give you some honest advice here, because, I think you deserve at least a chance. You've found your way into a very old community. Some of the members here have probably been Discordians since before you were breathing, and some of them were here before this forum was.  There is a distinct bond here, and fully developed culture with its own traditions and customs.

To be blunt, we've been around long enough to have had our fill of iconoclasm for the sake of iconoclasm. We are not impressed by any old anecdote. We have, in fact, seen zanier people than you. We have long record of success in board wars, numerous trolling expeditions and safaris, and more than a few other little trophies on our belts. We're ALL trolls and assholes. We don't really have a whole lot of patience for repeats of past failures, but new ideas are always welcome. We are bitterly divided on a number of issues. We will get pissed off at you over something. We will tear you to pieces until there's nothing left, or until you build a better you. We won't stand for shenanigans, unless their our own, and your mileage may vary. To make a long story short, we are perfectly happy to have you, but only if you check your preconceptions at the door.

Who are we?
Title: Re: Hi Im New
Post by: President Television on December 23, 2012, 04:50:20 am
We're the patient people. We'll give you fifty posts to smarten up, but chances are by the time that's done with it'll have been enough rope for you to hang yourself with. We never ban. We never delete. We will, in fact, compile the best of your antics in a thread on the front page for everyone to see. Nobody ever gets kicked out here. We see to it that they find the door of their own accord. It's no loss. Sooner or later, someone else will come around with exactly the same tired old schtick, and the cycle can begin all over again.

Who are we?
Title: Re: Hi Im New
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 23, 2012, 04:54:02 am
I see we have another special flower that can't use the intro thread. 

Also, punctuation.

Someone throw this one in the chipper.  Then everyone else jump in after him.  Then shut up.

Not stickied.

Also, your face.

Is.

http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,32829.0.html
Title: Re: Hi Im New
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 23, 2012, 04:55:53 am
Noob is either AKK or Poptard.

Title: Re: Hi Im New
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 23, 2012, 04:57:40 am
Nope.  Wrong.  Another one of those Belgians.

Didn't we just have some asshole from Norway recently (Not Waffle, of course)?
Title: Re: Hi Im New
Post by: Pæs on December 23, 2012, 05:00:30 am
In the olden days people would lurk before posting on a forum in order to learn about the general feeling of the board. I recommend you do it in order to run away screaming in fear and/or disgust enjoy the wonderful peacefulness of this forum, where everything is made of butterflies and rainbows.

Hah, My internet ego was forged in the depths of the the CORe, so don't expect to see me running away from here. I've seen some shit, son.
Please don't embarrass yourself by deploying a meme. You know I'm more hip with the internets than you.
Title: Re: Hi Im New
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 23, 2012, 05:12:49 am
In the olden days people would lurk before posting on a forum in order to learn about the general feeling of the board. I recommend you do it in order to run away screaming in fear and/or disgust enjoy the wonderful peacefulness of this forum, where everything is made of butterflies and rainbows.

Hah, My internet ego was forged in the depths of the the CORe, so don't expect to see me running away from here. I've seen some shit, son.
Please don't embarrass yourself by deploying a meme. You know I'm more hip with the internets than you.

And I am more hip than both of you.  I'm so fucking hip, I have to keep telling George Clinton to get out of my space.
Title: Re: Hi Im New
Post by: daclown on December 23, 2012, 10:42:26 am
I thought this would be a good place to start to get the ropes. Hello my name darion going by gonzo chaos has holds of me. and society ahs lost touch of me for quite sum of time. please enlighten me oh wise ones.
Title: Re: Hi Im New
Post by: Lenin McCarthy on December 23, 2012, 10:47:06 am
please enlighten me
:kingmeh:
Title: Re: Hi Im New
Post by: Reginald Ret on December 23, 2012, 03:38:25 pm
I thought this would be a good place to start to get the ropes. Hello my name darion going by gonzo chaos has holds of me. and society ahs lost touch of me for quite sum of time. please enlighten me oh wise ones.
Hello darion aka gonzo.
The introduction thread has been linked twice in here, it is also stickied. Is this some kind of subtle troll where lots of newbs pretend to be unable to find the intro thread? Could be a fun drinking game: take a shot for every tim someone links you the intro thread.
What is your first language? If i may ask.
There is no unlightenment here that can be given. Around here one earns their enlightenment through reading learning and thinking.
Be welcome, the pool is on the roof. It is NOT for swimming.
Title: Re: Hi Im New
Post by: hunter s.durden on December 23, 2012, 04:26:00 pm
Hey dudes, what's going on in here?
I see we have a new user! Awesome! I always get super stoked when there's a new Discordian to welcome to the board. Naturally, I haven't read the thread, it's about 11 so I'm fairly drunk, but I can only assume that our new friend has been filled in on our many wacky jokes and memes. I really hope you enjoy your stay with us.

May the goddess fnord you, lol!  :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:


Whoops! I accidentally read a post...

I thought this would be a good place to start to get the ropes. Hello my name darion going by gonzo chaos has holds of me. and society ahs lost touch of me for quite sum of time. please enlighten me oh wise ones.

What the fuck is this piece of shit supposed to mean? I not sure I understood a single thing after "I thought", which demonstrated you had already told a huge lie within 2 words. No thinking person would consider blasting my dick with the retarded word salad that assaulted me in that second sentence unless they had some sort of grudge against me. If we could weaponize crimes against the English language, that sentence would be a WMD. The reason society lost touch with you is because is had a attend counseling after being raped by one of your "thoughts." 
Get the fuck down off of my obstacle.
Title: Re: Hi Im New
Post by: EK WAFFLR on December 23, 2012, 04:55:05 pm
Nope.  Wrong.  Another one of those Belgians.

Didn't we just have some asshole from Norway recently (Not Waffle, of course)?

I'm not an asshole? :(
Title: Re: Hi Im New
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 23, 2012, 05:20:25 pm
I thought this would be a good place to start to get the ropes. Hello my name darion going by gonzo chaos has holds of me. and society ahs lost touch of me for quite sum of time. please enlighten me oh wise ones.
Hello darion aka gonzo.
The introduction thread has been linked twice in here, it is also stickied. Is this some kind of subtle troll where lots of newbs pretend to be unable to find the intro thread? Could be a fun drinking game: take a shot for every tim someone links you the intro thread.

Gotta be something like that. Either that or they're too special to read the board or share an intro thread with everyone else.
Title: Re: Hi Im New
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 23, 2012, 05:21:42 pm
Nope.  Wrong.  Another one of those Belgians.

Didn't we just have some asshole from Norway recently (Not Waffle, of course)?

I'm not an asshole? :(

Of course you're an asshole, dear. And a terrible person!
Title: Re: Hi Im New
Post by: Phox on December 23, 2012, 07:12:09 pm
Nope.  Wrong.  Another one of those Belgians.

Didn't we just have some asshole from Norway recently (Not Waffle, of course)?

I'm not an asshole? :(
No, no, he merely meant to differentiate you from the other asshole from Norway. If he just said "another asshole from Norway", then we would have all thought "Waffles?" (and also, as i recall, Lenin, yes?) But he curtailed that by specifying he meant someone who is not you. Probably your Prime Minister.
Title: Re: Hi Im New
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on December 23, 2012, 09:17:30 pm
Nope.  Wrong.  Another one of those Belgians.

Didn't we just have some asshole from Norway recently (Not Waffle, of course)?

I'm not an asshole? :(
No, no, he merely meant to differentiate you from the other asshole from Norway. If he just said "another asshole from Norway", then we would have all thought "Waffles?" (and also, as i recall, Lenin, yes?) But he curtailed that by specifying he meant someone who is not you. Probably your Prime Minister.

Lenin, and what's that guy's name...the one who always writes stuff but never posts elsewhere.

Sepia.

Also, Waffles, you're too delightful to be an asshole. This doesn't mean you're not permitted to act like one. :lulz:

Also, for the OP, I'm more in favor of skåling than trolling, though I've done the latter here and there.
Title: Re: Hi Im New
Post by: EK WAFFLR on December 23, 2012, 09:30:48 pm
 :lulz:

I can't say I have noticed any other Norway Spags other than Sepia, Lenin and me.

And apparently, this douche.
Title: Re: Hi Im New
Post by: AFK on December 23, 2012, 11:26:52 pm
Once upon a time we had two or three Finnish spags in these parts. Must be some rule where you guys aren't allowed to be on the same board at the same time.   :lol:
Title: Re: Hi Im New
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on December 23, 2012, 11:55:58 pm
Reeducation still turns up now and again which makes me happy.
Title: Re: Hi Im New
Post by: LMNO on December 24, 2012, 01:01:45 pm
Hey dudes, what's going on in here?
I see we have a new user! Awesome! I always get super stoked when there's a new Discordian to welcome to the board. Naturally, I haven't read the thread, it's about 11 so I'm fairly drunk, but I can only assume that our new friend has been filled in on our many wacky jokes and memes. I really hope you enjoy your stay with us.

May the goddess fnord you, lol!  :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:


Whoops! I accidentally read a post...

I thought this would be a good place to start to get the ropes. Hello my name darion going by gonzo chaos has holds of me. and society ahs lost touch of me for quite sum of time. please enlighten me oh wise ones.

What the fuck is this piece of shit supposed to mean? I not sure I understood a single thing after "I thought", which demonstrated you had already told a huge lie within 2 words. No thinking person would consider blasting my dick with the retarded word salad that assaulted me in that second sentence unless they had some sort of grudge against me. If we could weaponize crimes against the English language, that sentence would be a WMD. The reason society lost touch with you is because is had a attend counseling after being raped by one of your "thoughts." 
Get the fuck down off of my obstacle.

Post wins the thread.
Title: Re: Hi Im New
Post by: iSPEAKonlyFORthe23 on January 25, 2013, 10:10:01 pm
I'm gonna leave this thread here for a little while longer just so I can identify who most of the obvious trolls and assholes here are.
You have no idea where you are right now, do you?  :lulz:

Okay, there are a couple of ways to interpret that post;

A: I'm really, really baked
B: I just walked in to the wrong alley, buster
C: ?
D: Profit

Which one is it?
All of the above, depending on which side of the cage you're on.

 :lol: I bet you thought that sounded really profound. :P
Profound? Not in the least. A half-assed answer to a half-assed question, more like.


What was half-assed about my question? There were several ways to interpret the comment. I'd say not only wasn't my question half-assed, I even made an effort outlining several different scenarios making it a fully assed question.
Nah. If you'd been assed to look around this place in any sort of detail, you'd realize the whys and wherefores of that response. And you know, I'm going to give you some honest advice here, because, I think you deserve at least a chance. You've found your way into a very old community. Some of the members here have probably been Discordians since before you were breathing, and some of them were here before this forum was.  There is a distinct bond here, and fully developed culture with its own traditions and customs.

To be blunt, we've been around long enough to have had our fill of iconoclasm for the sake of iconoclasm. We are not impressed by any old anecdote. We have, in fact, seen zanier people than you. We have long record of success in board wars, numerous trolling expeditions and safaris, and more than a few other little trophies on our belts. We're ALL trolls and assholes. We don't really have a whole lot of patience for repeats of past failures, but new ideas are always welcome. We are bitterly divided on a number of issues. We will get pissed off at you over something. We will tear you to pieces until there's nothing left, or until you build a better you. We won't stand for shenanigans, unless their our own, and your mileage may vary. To make a long story short, we are perfectly happy to have you, but only if you check your preconceptions at the door.

Who are we?

The Faggit Patrol!
Title: Re: Hi Im New
Post by: iSPEAKonlyFORthe23 on January 25, 2013, 10:12:38 pm

What is your first language? If i may ask.


Norwegian.
And thanks for the warning about the pool.
I'd appreciate it a hell of a lot more ten minutes earlier, but oh well.
Title: Re: Hi Im New
Post by: iSPEAKonlyFORthe23 on January 25, 2013, 10:15:21 pm

And apparently, this douche.

 :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Hi Im New
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on January 26, 2013, 02:04:51 am
Hey dudes, what's going on in here?
I see we have a new user! Awesome! I always get super stoked when there's a new Discordian to welcome to the board. Naturally, I haven't read the thread, it's about 11 so I'm fairly drunk, but I can only assume that our new friend has been filled in on our many wacky jokes and memes. I really hope you enjoy your stay with us.

May the goddess fnord you, lol!  :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:


Whoops! I accidentally read a post...

I thought this would be a good place to start to get the ropes. Hello my name darion going by gonzo chaos has holds of me. and society ahs lost touch of me for quite sum of time. please enlighten me oh wise ones.

What the fuck is this piece of shit supposed to mean? I not sure I understood a single thing after "I thought", which demonstrated you had already told a huge lie within 2 words. No thinking person would consider blasting my dick with the retarded word salad that assaulted me in that second sentence unless they had some sort of grudge against me. If we could weaponize crimes against the English language, that sentence would be a WMD. The reason society lost touch with you is because is had a attend counseling after being raped by one of your "thoughts." 
Get the fuck down off of my obstacle.

Post wins the thread.

How did I miss this?
Title: Re: Hi Im New
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 26, 2013, 02:53:50 am
Hey dudes, what's going on in here?
I see we have a new user! Awesome! I always get super stoked when there's a new Discordian to welcome to the board. Naturally, I haven't read the thread, it's about 11 so I'm fairly drunk, but I can only assume that our new friend has been filled in on our many wacky jokes and memes. I really hope you enjoy your stay with us.

May the goddess fnord you, lol!  :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:


Whoops! I accidentally read a post...

I thought this would be a good place to start to get the ropes. Hello my name darion going by gonzo chaos has holds of me. and society ahs lost touch of me for quite sum of time. please enlighten me oh wise ones.

What the fuck is this piece of shit supposed to mean? I not sure I understood a single thing after "I thought", which demonstrated you had already told a huge lie within 2 words. No thinking person would consider blasting my dick with the retarded word salad that assaulted me in that second sentence unless they had some sort of grudge against me. If we could weaponize crimes against the English language, that sentence would be a WMD. The reason society lost touch with you is because is had a attend counseling after being raped by one of your "thoughts." 
Get the fuck down off of my obstacle.

Post wins the thread.

How did I miss this?

I know, it should really be in the newsfeed.
Title: Re: Hi Im New
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on January 26, 2013, 04:43:45 am
It should be copypistoned into every snowflake-intro thread that's ever shat upon these fair internets.

You know how sometimes a farmer will nail crows to the fence to let the other crows know that he operates a strict - fuck crows - policy?
Title: Re: Hi Im New
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 26, 2013, 05:00:32 am
It should be copypistoned into every snowflake-intro thread that's ever shat upon these fair internets.

You know how sometimes a farmer will nail crows to the fence to let the other crows know that he operates a strict - fuck crows - policy?

Seriously. Yet, like gun restrictions in America, I doubt it would serve the purpose.
Title: Re: Hi Im New
Post by: Dildo Argentino on January 26, 2013, 06:31:23 am
Phox: "We have long record of success in board wars."

Now that should go in the newsfeed. There's plenty of funny and scatology in there, but the hilariously pathetic is underrepresented.
Title: Re: Hi Im New
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 26, 2013, 06:44:32 am
Phox: "We have long record of success in board wars."

Now that should go in the newsfeed. There's plenty of funny and scatology in there, but the hilariously pathetic is underrepresented.

You'd be the expert on that subject, eh?
Title: Re: Hi Im New
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on January 26, 2013, 04:58:55 pm
What's all this?

Oh.


More disappointment.  :sad:

Wake me up if it does something funny.
Title: Re: Hi Im New
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on January 26, 2013, 07:40:02 pm
It should be copypistoned into every snowflake-intro thread that's ever shat upon these fair internets.

You know how sometimes a farmer will nail crows to the fence to let the other crows know that he operates a strict - fuck crows - policy?

Seriously. Yet, like gun restrictions in America, I doubt it would serve the purpose.

It'd make me laugh the first couple of times. Purpose enough for me.
Title: Re: Hi Im New
Post by: Dildo Argentino on January 27, 2013, 05:42:44 pm
Phox: "We have long record of success in board wars."

Now that should go in the newsfeed. There's plenty of funny and scatology in there, but the hilariously pathetic is underrepresented.

You'd be the expert on that subject, eh?

Let's just say I'm trying to address the balance.
Title: Re: Hi Im New
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 27, 2013, 05:45:07 pm
Phox: "We have long record of success in board wars."

Now that should go in the newsfeed. There's plenty of funny and scatology in there, but the hilariously pathetic is underrepresented.

You'd be the expert on that subject, eh?

Let's just say I'm trying to address the balance.

Your efforts have been given due consideration.

 :lulz:
Title: Re: Hi Im New
Post by: Dildo Argentino on January 27, 2013, 05:59:52 pm
Phox: "We have long record of success in board wars."

Now that should go in the newsfeed. There's plenty of funny and scatology in there, but the hilariously pathetic is underrepresented.

You'd be the expert on that subject, eh?

Let's just say I'm trying to address the balance.

Your efforts have been given due consideration.

 :lulz:

I beg to disagree.  :)