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Title: ITT: You give me terrible ideas for waffles
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on April 30, 2013, 04:14:29 am
Tomorrow waffle night will be upon me again. Previous waffle nights have featured such fare as:

     * Waffled chicken patties (cooked chicken + breadcrumbs + egg)
     * Waffled black bean burgers (black bean burger recipe, waffled)
     * Waffled hash browns
     * Womlettes
     * Waffled burgers (not interested in doing that again, too messy)
     * Waffle biscuits
     * Radish waffle (smells terrible cooking)
     * Avocado and sundried tomato waffle


So, what horrors should I unleash this time? No fish, no shellfish, and nothing crazy expensive, please.
Title: Re: ITT: You give me terrible ideas for waffles
Post by: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on April 30, 2013, 04:20:24 am
Another veggie burger recipe - generally sauteed in olive oil but I'm curious if it waffles, so if you do it let me know what happens:

2 tablespoons ground pecans or cashews (or both)
 3/4 cups seasoned (or plain) bread crumbs
 1/2 small onion (minced)
 1 clove garlic (minced)
  red or orange sweet bell pepper
 1/4 cup minced mushrooms
 1 or 2 hot chilis
 hoisin sauce to taste
  cup cooked rice (white, brown, wild, whatever you like)
 salt & black pepper to taste
 2 tablespoons potato flakes or 1 egg to bind
Title: Re: ITT: You give me terrible ideas for waffles
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 30, 2013, 05:08:05 am
Pizza waffle. Either use the waffle as the base for a pizza or mix the pre-cooked meat into the batter and top with sauce and cheese.


Title: Re: ITT: You give me terrible ideas for waffles
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 30, 2013, 07:19:24 am
Waffle tacos
Falafelwaffles
Chocowaffles
Cornbread waffles
Latke waffles
Title: Re: ITT: You give me terrible ideas for waffles
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on April 30, 2013, 11:27:09 am

Falafelwaffles


saying felafelwaffle is making me giggle
Title: Re: ITT: You give me terrible ideas for waffles
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on April 30, 2013, 02:25:11 pm
Okay, definitely going to try the falafelwaffle and pizza, trying to figure out how on earth to make a tacowaffle work :?
Title: Re: ITT: You give me terrible ideas for waffles
Post by: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on April 30, 2013, 03:09:14 pm
Canned salmon croquet waffles. 
Potted meat sandwiches, smushed into waffles.
Hey, you asked for terrible.
Title: Re: ITT: You give me terrible ideas for waffles
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on April 30, 2013, 03:14:58 pm
Canned salmon croquet waffles. 
Potted meat sandwiches, smushed into waffles.
Hey, you asked for terrible.

potted meat -> spam?
Title: Re: ITT: You give me terrible ideas for waffles
Post by: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on April 30, 2013, 03:52:57 pm
Worse, in some ways. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Potted_meat_food_product
Title: Re: ITT: You give me terrible ideas for waffles
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 30, 2013, 04:58:10 pm
Okay, definitely going to try the falafelwaffle and pizza, trying to figure out how on earth to make a tacowaffle work :?

Make the waffle out of masa dough, put taco toppings on it.
Title: Re: ITT: You give me terrible ideas for waffles
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 30, 2013, 04:58:50 pm

Falafelwaffles


saying felafelwaffle is making me giggle

It had a similar effect on me when I typed it.  :lol:
Title: Re: ITT: You give me terrible ideas for waffles
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on April 30, 2013, 06:09:34 pm
Okay, preliminary plan for tonight:
     - Regular waffles with breakfast sausage or bacon (for boring people)
     - Roasted pepper waffles topped with grilled peppers, onions, and sausage
     - Pizza waffles: tomato paste, parmesan cheese, and chopped pepperoni chunks in batter, topped with melted italian cheese blend
     - Falafelwaffles: http://www.epicurious.com/recipes/food/views/My-Favorite-Falafel-231755
     - Fruit and nut waffles: dried mixed fruit with chopped walnuts, topped with apricot jam
Title: Re: ITT: You give me terrible ideas for waffles
Post by: Salty on April 30, 2013, 06:19:26 pm
Melt jolly ranchers, use as syrup.

Coat in unused coffee grounds and A-1 sauce, constrain with toothpicks and string, boil for 2 hours.
Title: Re: ITT: You give me terrible ideas for waffles
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 30, 2013, 06:26:59 pm

Falafelwaffles


saying felafelwaffle is making me giggle

It had a similar effect on me when I typed it.  :lol:

Bill O'Rielly is gonna go apeshit on some female interns now.  I hope you're happy.
Title: Re: ITT: You give me terrible ideas for waffles
Post by: Eater of Clowns on April 30, 2013, 06:55:43 pm
Melt jolly ranchers, use as syrup.

Coat in unused coffee grounds and A-1 sauce, constrain with toothpicks and string, boil for 2 hours.

Looks like this:

(http://i.imgur.com/uuhi1.jpg)
Title: Re: ITT: You give me terrible ideas for waffles
Post by: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on April 30, 2013, 07:56:51 pm
Melt jolly ranchers, use as syrup.

Coat in unused coffee grounds and A-1 sauce, constrain with toothpicks and string, boil for 2 hours.

Looks like this:

(http://i.imgur.com/uuhi1.jpg)

Are you sure that's not beer foam and beef boullion on candied sweet potatoes?

Or regurgitated stomach bile on glazed carrots?
Title: Re: ITT: You give me terrible ideas for waffles
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on April 30, 2013, 08:01:21 pm
 :horrormirth:

I do want people to come back for dinner next week...
Title: Re: ITT: You give me terrible ideas for waffles
Post by: Salty on April 30, 2013, 09:06:48 pm
Those were by far the greatest candies yams of all time

When they came out of the fridge it was just a solid, gelatinous mass with small orange bits crying out for freedom or death.
Title: Re: ITT: You give me terrible ideas for waffles
Post by: Eater of Clowns on April 30, 2013, 09:41:09 pm
Those were by far the greatest candies yams of all time

When they came out of the fridge it was just a solid, gelatinous mass with small orange bits crying out for freedom or death.

Not specified:  whose.
Title: Re: ITT: You give me terrible ideas for waffles
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on April 30, 2013, 09:45:03 pm
FALAFELWAFFLES ARE AWAY

Well, okay they're in the fridge awaiting waffling, but still  :lol:
Title: Re: ITT: You give me terrible ideas for waffles
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 30, 2013, 09:51:02 pm
FALAFELWAFFLES ARE AWAY

Well, okay they're in the fridge awaiting waffling, but still  :lol:

YES!!!
Title: Re: ITT: You give me terrible ideas for waffles
Post by: East Coast Hustle on April 30, 2013, 10:17:24 pm
I was literally just about to post "Waffalafels" in the food cart idea thread when I read this.

GET OUT OF MY BRAIN, ALL THE NIGELS.
Title: Re: ITT: You give me terrible ideas for waffles
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on April 30, 2013, 11:50:45 pm
FALAFELWAFFLES ARE AWAY

Well, okay they're in the fridge awaiting waffling, but still  :lol:

YES!!!
:lulz:

I am easily amused today...
Title: Re: ITT: You give me terrible ideas for waffles
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 01, 2013, 12:03:32 am
I was literally just about to post "Waffalafels" in the food cart idea thread when I read this.

GET OUT OF MY BRAIN, ALL THE NIGELS.

 :lulz:
Title: Re: ITT: You give me terrible ideas for waffles
Post by: Suu on May 01, 2013, 06:06:37 pm
I second tacowaffles.
Title: Re: ITT: You give me terrible ideas for waffles
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on May 01, 2013, 06:15:37 pm
I second tacowaffles.

The masa dough will require a dedicated shopping run, but I can put that on the list for next waffle night.
Title: Re: ITT: You give me terrible ideas for waffles
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 01, 2013, 06:26:04 pm
I second tacowaffles.

The masa dough will require a dedicated shopping run, but I can put that on the list for next waffle night.

Doesn't your regular grocery store have masa? In the mexican aisle?
Title: Re: ITT: You give me terrible ideas for waffles
Post by: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on May 01, 2013, 06:27:23 pm
Or sometimes in the refrigerator section by the meat, there's masa already made up in bags.
Title: Re: ITT: You give me terrible ideas for waffles
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on May 01, 2013, 06:37:35 pm
I've never seen it, but I've also never gone looking for it.
Title: Re: ITT: You give me terrible ideas for waffles
Post by: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on May 01, 2013, 06:58:13 pm
I've never seen it, but I've also never gone looking for it.

Masa preparada for tamales. If the store carries frozen pig heads, they probably carry that. It's not frozen though, just refreigerated.

(http://cantbelieveweate.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/husk-masa.jpg)
Title: Re: ITT: You give me terrible ideas for waffles
Post by: Suu on May 01, 2013, 08:07:07 pm
Pulled pork waffles.

Because that's all on my mind right now, and I'm practically floating around the house.
Title: Re: ITT: You give me terrible ideas for waffles
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on May 01, 2013, 08:23:57 pm
Pulled pork waffles.

Because that's all on my mind right now, and I'm practically floating around the house.

I am told that pulled pork on cornbread waffles is amazing...
Title: Re: ITT: You give me terrible ideas for waffles
Post by: Suu on May 01, 2013, 08:26:59 pm
Pulled pork waffles.

Because that's all on my mind right now, and I'm practically floating around the house.

I am told that pulled pork on cornbread waffles is amazing...

OMG. I NEED TO MAKE THE CORNBREAD. THANK YOU. <3


-Suu
Is usually very thankful this board is full of wacky foodies.
Title: Re: ITT: You give me terrible ideas for waffles
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on May 01, 2013, 08:27:47 pm
Pulled pork waffles.

Because that's all on my mind right now, and I'm practically floating around the house.

I am told that pulled pork on cornbread waffles is amazing...

OMG. I NEED TO MAKE THE CORNBREAD. THANK YOU. <3


-Suu
Is usually very thankful this board is full of wacky foodies.

Also, your pork looks amazing and I wish I had the patience for slow cooking anything.
Title: Re: ITT: You give me terrible ideas for waffles
Post by: Suu on May 01, 2013, 08:31:29 pm
It is extremely hard to not open my crockpot and become a wicked fat kid right now. My boyfriend is begging for dinner, BEGGING, and this has 2 more hours to cook. I hate being home when I have something going, especially my pulled pork.
Title: Re: ITT: You give me terrible ideas for waffles
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on May 01, 2013, 10:52:19 pm
It is extremely hard to not open my crockpot and become a wicked fat kid right now. My boyfriend is begging for dinner, BEGGING, and this has 2 more hours to cook. I hate being home when I have something going, especially my pulled pork.

Time to go to the park or the bedroom and work up an appetite. :P
Title: Re: ITT: You give me terrible ideas for waffles
Post by: EK WAFFLR on June 01, 2013, 01:28:29 pm
Lutefisk waffles.
Title: Re: ITT: You give me terrible ideas for waffles
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on June 01, 2013, 05:36:34 pm
Lutefisk waffles.

Do people actually eat lutefisk or do they just torture each other with the threat? And how is that something you could do to a waffle? It's innocent, laying there on the plate, begging for delicious toppings to compliment its own awesomeness. O.o
Title: Re: ITT: You give me terrible ideas for waffles
Post by: Freeky on June 01, 2013, 10:04:36 pm
Grilled Cheese  waffles!
Title: Re: ITT: You give me terrible ideas for waffles
Post by: EK WAFFLR on June 09, 2013, 02:20:12 am
Lutefisk waffles.

Do people actually eat lutefisk or do they just torture each other with the threat? And how is that something you could do to a waffle? It's innocent, laying there on the plate, begging for delicious toppings to compliment its own awesomeness. O.o

I love the stuff.
Wouldn't have it in a waffle though, TBH. :-p
Title: Re: ITT: You give me terrible ideas for waffles
Post by: Left on June 09, 2013, 06:41:35 am
Hot, sweet chili waffles, topped with cherry vanilla ice cream and chocolate syrup.
Title: Re: ITT: You give me terrible ideas for waffles
Post by: Salty on June 09, 2013, 06:45:42 am
Gyro Waffles.

Burrito Waffles.

Nacho Waffles.

Chilli Cheese Dog Waffles.

Frito Pie Waffles.

Manwich Waffles.

Hamburger Helper Waffles.

Taco Waffles.

TACO WAFFLES.

That's just fun to say.
Title: Re: ITT: You give me terrible ideas for waffles
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on July 09, 2013, 02:32:52 am
WAFFLE NIGHT IS COMING AGAIN!

I have Pizza flavoring and Buffalo Chicken prepped along with a new adventure, Spinach and Artichoke! What else should I unleash on the unsuspecting masses?
Title: Re: ITT: You give me terrible ideas for waffles
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 09, 2013, 02:47:51 am
Quinoa waffles

Apricot-pecan waffles

Black bean waffles

Kale waffles

Blueberry coconut waffles

Oatmeal raisin waffles

Egg & cheese waffles

Cherry chocolate chip almond waffles

Turkey & Swiss waffles

Waffles Lorraine

Rice Crispie Treat Waffles.
Title: Re: ITT: You give me terrible ideas for waffles
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on July 09, 2013, 02:58:34 am
What is a Quinoa and how to I waffle it?
Title: Re: ITT: You give me terrible ideas for waffles
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 09, 2013, 03:22:12 am
What is a Quinoa and how to I waffle it?

It is a seed that is eaten like a grain!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quinoa
Title: Re: ITT: You give me terrible ideas for waffles
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 09, 2013, 03:22:45 am
I would waffle it by cooking a cup or so of it and adding it to flour, oil, and eggs.
Title: Re: ITT: You give me terrible ideas for waffles
Post by: tyrannosaurus vex on July 09, 2013, 03:49:06 am
Make the batter from a puree of various breakfast meats.
Title: Re: ITT: You give me terrible ideas for waffles
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on July 09, 2013, 03:54:52 am
I would waffle it by cooking a cup or so of it and adding it to flour, oil, and eggs.

I started looking at how to cook quinoa and I've suddenly been hit with the urge to do quinoa and pomegranate waffles.
Title: Re: ITT: You give me terrible ideas for waffles
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on July 09, 2013, 03:56:13 am
Make the batter from a puree of various breakfast meats.

We have a person who doesn't eat pig meats, so I have to keep it chill with that stuff.

I do have some leftover pizza I could puree and put in the batter, but I think that's like a week old at this point  :|
Title: Re: ITT: You give me terrible ideas for waffles
Post by: tyrannosaurus vex on July 09, 2013, 04:00:58 am
Make the batter from a puree of various breakfast meats.

We have a person who doesn't eat pig meats, so I have to keep it chill with that stuff.

I do have some leftover pizza I could puree and put in the batter, but I think that's like a week old at this point  :|

So it's just getting to the right age.
Title: Re: ITT: You give me terrible ideas for waffles
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on July 09, 2013, 04:08:16 am
Make the batter from a puree of various breakfast meats.

We have a person who doesn't eat pig meats, so I have to keep it chill with that stuff.

I do have some leftover pizza I could puree and put in the batter, but I think that's like a week old at this point  :|

So it's just getting to the right age.

I don't trust my fridge very much

Or hate my friends...
Title: Re: ITT: You give me terrible ideas for waffles
Post by: East Coast Hustle on July 09, 2013, 09:47:43 am
I don't think you're sufficiently committed to Sparkle Motion, Gogira.

This is SCIENCE we're talking about.
Title: Re: ITT: You give me terrible ideas for waffles
Post by: East Coast Hustle on July 09, 2013, 09:48:21 am
I think you should use whiskey instead of water or milk to make the waffle batter. Waffles that get you drunk.
Title: Re: ITT: You give me terrible ideas for waffles
Post by: Left on July 09, 2013, 11:48:16 am
I think you should use whiskey instead of water or milk to make the waffle batter. Waffles that get you drunk.
The alcohol would cook off.
...Would suggest creation of an alcoholic syrup blend for the sweet waffles.

I imagine pureeing a fruit jelly with a matching fruit liquor and lots of sugar might work.
Title: Re: ITT: You give me terrible ideas for waffles
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on July 09, 2013, 04:06:46 pm
Small children at waffle night, alcohol waffles are probably a bad idea. I was considering an anchovy waffle for the mystery one, but I think the smell will be too obvious.
Title: Re: ITT: You give me terrible ideas for waffles
Post by: tyrannosaurus vex on July 09, 2013, 05:12:27 pm
Have you guys ever had waffles


On WEEEED?
Title: Re: ITT: You give me terrible ideas for waffles
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on July 09, 2013, 05:16:13 pm
Have you guys ever had waffles


On WEEEED?

Weed makes me a paranoid mess, and that's just from second-hand exposure :(

ALSO FUCKBALLS I AM FEEDING 19 PEOPLE TONIGHT AND THERE'S STILL 3 MAYBES.
Title: Re: ITT: You give me terrible ideas for waffles
Post by: tyrannosaurus vex on July 09, 2013, 05:23:03 pm
Have you guys ever had waffles


On WEEEED?

Weed makes me a paranoid mess, and that's just from second-hand exposure :(

Yeah. Sorry, I meant to add:
(http://www.sfgate.com/blogs/images/sfgate/bronstein/2008/08/26/halfbaked4.jpg)

Quote
ALSO FUCKBALLS I AM FEEDING 19 PEOPLE TONIGHT AND THERE'S STILL 3 MAYBES.

Not so bad. One time, Enrico Salazar made "waffles" for a crowd of 5,000 people out of three fishes and two loaves of bread.
Title: Re: ITT: You give me terrible ideas for waffles
Post by: East Coast Hustle on July 09, 2013, 06:02:21 pm
I think you should use whiskey instead of water or milk to make the waffle batter. Waffles that get you drunk.
The alcohol would cook off.
...Would suggest creation of an alcoholic syrup blend for the sweet waffles.

I imagine pureeing a fruit jelly with a matching fruit liquor and lots of sugar might work.

No it wouldn't. Waffle irons don't get hot enough for long enough. Alcohol is harder to cook off than people think it is.
Title: Re: ITT: You give me terrible ideas for waffles
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 09, 2013, 07:07:22 pm
I would waffle it by cooking a cup or so of it and adding it to flour, oil, and eggs.

I started looking at how to cook quinoa and I've suddenly been hit with the urge to do quinoa and pomegranate waffles.

Quinoa is actually delicious and I like it a lot. I don't buy it anymore though, because eight bucks a pound for GRAIN is stupid. I've been cooking with millet and teff instead, I don't like either of them quite as much but they're good.
Title: Re: ITT: You give me terrible ideas for waffles
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 09, 2013, 07:08:32 pm
I think you should use whiskey instead of water or milk to make the waffle batter. Waffles that get you drunk.
The alcohol would cook off.
...Would suggest creation of an alcoholic syrup blend for the sweet waffles.

I imagine pureeing a fruit jelly with a matching fruit liquor and lots of sugar might work.

No it wouldn't. Waffle irons don't get hot enough for long enough. Alcohol is harder to cook off than people think it is.

True story

I make a chocolate whiskey cake that packs a punch.
Title: Re: ITT: You give me terrible ideas for waffles
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on July 09, 2013, 08:09:36 pm
Just stopped by the store, no plain quinoa so I guess I'm cooking up the instant garlic stuff and using that. Maybe a couple cloves of garlic mixed in, because too much is not a thing.

Also on the menu: honey apricot walnut waffles.
Title: Re: ITT: You give me terrible ideas for waffles
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 10, 2013, 04:10:19 am
Haggis waffles.

Head cheese waffles.

Sous vide waffles.

More soon.
Title: Re: ITT: You give me terrible ideas for waffles
Post by: Salty on July 10, 2013, 04:12:13 am
Century Egg Wafffle
Title: Re: ITT: You give me terrible ideas for waffles
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 10, 2013, 04:17:28 am
Century Egg Wafffle

Oh, you're good.
Title: Re: ITT: You give me terrible ideas for waffles
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on July 10, 2013, 04:19:35 am
Nine of the waffle night attendees did not know that waffle night is not for normal waffles. Needless to say, their tears were delicious.
Title: Re: ITT: You give me terrible ideas for waffles
Post by: LMNO on July 10, 2013, 04:23:51 am
Have I mentioned bleu cheese and sardine waffles?
Title: Re: ITT: You give me terrible ideas for waffles
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 10, 2013, 04:26:52 am
I was trying to come with something hideous, then I came up with something AMAZING.

Vindaloo waffles.
Title: Re: ITT: You give me terrible ideas for waffles
Post by: LMNO on July 10, 2013, 04:33:02 am
Hold on... I can see that.

Which leads me to kimchee chicken waffles with schiracca.
Title: Re: ITT: You give me terrible ideas for waffles
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on July 10, 2013, 05:41:14 am
Century Egg Wafffle

Why, Alty, why?!?!  :cry:  :vom:
Title: Re: ITT: You give me terrible ideas for waffles
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 10, 2013, 05:44:42 am
Century Egg Wafffle

Why, Alty, why?!?!  :cry:  :vom:

For us, CPD.  He does for all of us.
Title: Re: ITT: You give me terrible ideas for waffles
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on July 10, 2013, 05:53:02 am
Century Egg Wafffle

Why, Alty, why?!?!  :cry:  :vom:

For us, CPD.  He does for all of us.

. . . well then why not go all out and make lutefisk and vegemite waffles? It could be an International House of Waffle Barffet.
Title: Re: ITT: You give me terrible ideas for waffles
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on July 10, 2013, 05:59:21 am
Black pudding waffles.

Pickled egg and pork hock waffles with yak butter.

Title: Re: ITT: You give me terrible ideas for waffles
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 10, 2013, 06:00:01 am
Just stopped by the store, no plain quinoa so I guess I'm cooking up the instant garlic stuff and using that. Maybe a couple cloves of garlic mixed in, because too much is not a thing.

Also on the menu: honey apricot walnut waffles.

There's such a thing as instant garlic quinoa?  :eek:
Title: Re: ITT: You give me terrible ideas for waffles
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 10, 2013, 06:01:16 am
I love these recent "more exotic" waffle suggestions. I think you need to do it. For your guests.
Title: Re: ITT: You give me terrible ideas for waffles
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on July 10, 2013, 06:01:54 am
Just stopped by the store, no plain quinoa so I guess I'm cooking up the instant garlic stuff and using that. Maybe a couple cloves of garlic mixed in, because too much is not a thing.

Also on the menu: honey apricot walnut waffles.

There's such a thing as instant garlic quinoa?  :eek:

Apparently it comes in a variety of flavors and offerings. : http://www.earthlychoice.com/easy-quinoa.html
Title: Re: ITT: You give me terrible ideas for waffles
Post by: AFK on July 10, 2013, 01:23:34 pm
Waffles without syrup.


 :o
Title: Re: ITT: You give me terrible ideas for waffles
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 10, 2013, 03:09:50 pm
Just stopped by the store, no plain quinoa so I guess I'm cooking up the instant garlic stuff and using that. Maybe a couple cloves of garlic mixed in, because too much is not a thing.

Also on the menu: honey apricot walnut waffles.

There's such a thing as instant garlic quinoa?  :eek:

Apparently it comes in a variety of flavors and offerings. : http://www.earthlychoice.com/easy-quinoa.html

Freakish!
Title: Re: ITT: You give me terrible ideas for waffles
Post by: LMNO on July 10, 2013, 04:32:59 pm
Just stopped by the store, no plain quinoa so I guess I'm cooking up the instant garlic stuff and using that. Maybe a couple cloves of garlic mixed in, because too much is not a thing.

Also on the menu: honey apricot walnut waffles.

There's such a thing as instant garlic quinoa?  :eek:

Apparently it comes in a variety of flavors and offerings. : http://www.earthlychoice.com/easy-quinoa.html

Freakish!

I dunno, I think it would be pretty good, if you threw some quinoa in.
Title: Re: ITT: You give me terrible ideas for waffles
Post by: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on July 10, 2013, 04:34:54 pm
Anchovy Sardine Waffles.
Title: Re: ITT: You give me terrible ideas for waffles
Post by: East Coast Hustle on July 10, 2013, 04:39:16 pm
I just had a terrible waffle idea (waffles rockefeller) which led to an AMAZING waffle idea (po' boy with waffles as the buns).
Title: Re: ITT: You give me terrible ideas for waffles
Post by: LMNO on July 10, 2013, 04:41:14 pm
Waffle po'boy?




 :fap2:
Title: Re: ITT: You give me terrible ideas for waffles
Post by: East Coast Hustle on July 10, 2013, 05:20:33 pm
Yeah, I think I have my mission for the day. Time to go find some crackin' fresh hood canal oysters.
Title: Re: ITT: You give me terrible ideas for waffles
Post by: Left on July 10, 2013, 08:59:55 pm
I think you should use whiskey instead of water or milk to make the waffle batter. Waffles that get you drunk.
The alcohol would cook off.
...Would suggest creation of an alcoholic syrup blend for the sweet waffles.

I imagine pureeing a fruit jelly with a matching fruit liquor and lots of sugar might work.

No it wouldn't. Waffle irons don't get hot enough for long enough. Alcohol is harder to cook off than people think it is.
Really?
...Alcohol isn't my fave anyway.
...Something I've been meaning to figure out how to make are chocolate rum balls, and those do, in fact, get you drunk.
Title: Re: ITT: You give me terrible ideas for waffles
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on July 11, 2013, 01:38:11 am
I think you should use whiskey instead of water or milk to make the waffle batter. Waffles that get you drunk.
The alcohol would cook off.
...Would suggest creation of an alcoholic syrup blend for the sweet waffles.

I imagine pureeing a fruit jelly with a matching fruit liquor and lots of sugar might work.

No it wouldn't. Waffle irons don't get hot enough for long enough. Alcohol is harder to cook off than people think it is.
Really?
...Alcohol isn't my fave anyway.
...Something I've been meaning to figure out how to make are chocolate rum balls, and those do, in fact, get you drunk.

There's a recipe for chocolate salty balls in my cookie thread that'll fuck you up if you have enough ;)
Title: Re: ITT: You give me terrible ideas for waffles
Post by: East Coast Hustle on July 11, 2013, 03:09:08 am
Those things were DOPE AS FUCK.
Title: Re: ITT: You give me terrible ideas for waffles
Post by: Freeky on July 11, 2013, 03:15:46 am
Potato chip waffles. Top with your choice of ketchup, mayo, mustard, whatever.
Title: Re: ITT: You give me terrible ideas for waffles
Post by: McGrupp on July 11, 2013, 03:18:06 am
Sure it's been done before, but it occurred to me that waffles + syrup + ice cream + blender = awesome waffle milkshake. Maybe blend separate so that the waffles aren't liquified, just waffle chunks. Garnish with slice of waffle.
Title: Re: ITT: You give me terrible ideas for waffles
Post by: tyrannosaurus vex on July 11, 2013, 04:45:11 am
Waffle cone waffles with waffle fries.
Title: Re: ITT: You give me terrible ideas for waffles
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 11, 2013, 05:58:15 am
Those things were DOPE AS FUCK.

Oh my god yes.
Title: Re: ITT: You give me terrible ideas for waffles
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 11, 2013, 05:58:59 am
Just stopped by the store, no plain quinoa so I guess I'm cooking up the instant garlic stuff and using that. Maybe a couple cloves of garlic mixed in, because too much is not a thing.

Also on the menu: honey apricot walnut waffles.

There's such a thing as instant garlic quinoa?  :eek:

Apparently it comes in a variety of flavors and offerings. : http://www.earthlychoice.com/easy-quinoa.html

Freakish!

I dunno, I think it would be pretty good, if you threw some quinoa in.

 :lulz:
Title: Re: ITT: You give me terrible ideas for waffles
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 11, 2013, 05:59:29 am
Yeah, I think I have my mission for the day. Time to go find some crackin' fresh hood canal oysters.

I want.
Title: Re: ITT: You give me terrible ideas for waffles
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on April 24, 2015, 09:25:18 pm
I've had waffles on the brain for a while.

Blueberry and Blue Waffles
Gotta think about ratios, might use this as a topper: http://www.food.com/recipe/blueberry-blue-cheese-dip-130573

The Green Stuff
Spinach is a must, maybe kale and mustard greens? Top it with herby butter

The "A" Waffle
Avocado, asparagus, artichoke, topped with arugula

The Bee's Knees
Honeycomb, brie and chopped walnut, garnish with edible flowers of some kind

The Fat American
Jalapeno, bacon, cheddar, top with onion strings and ranch or bbq
Title: Re: ITT: You give me terrible ideas for waffles
Post by: Reginald Ret on April 25, 2015, 09:44:04 am
I've had waffles on the brain for a while.

The Bee's Knees
Honeycomb, brie and chopped walnut, garnish with edible flowers of some kind

That sounds delicious!
Title: Re: ITT: You give me terrible ideas for waffles
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on April 25, 2015, 05:36:49 pm
The "B" Waffle
Brussels sprouts, bacon, and butternut squash. Pre-cook em' in a pan with a little oil and pepper, puree some for inside the waffle and top with the remaining chunks.

Entirely Too Herby
Fresh basil, rosemary, thyme, sage, chives, and whatever else you can get your hands on. Top with herby butter.

The New England Fall
Chopped pieces of maple candy, small pre-cooked apple pieces, top with apple butter and real maple syrup. (maybe leave out the apple chunks?)

Food Trend Bingo
Five trendy food items chosen at random (based on availability). Items may include: greek yogurt, kale, pomegranate, goji berries, acai berries, quinoa, chia seeds, wheat grass, coconut oil, etc.
Title: Re: ITT: You give me terrible ideas for waffles
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 25, 2015, 05:38:26 pm
I was planning on making a waffle breakfast this morning, but the kids are all asleep. Maybe I'll make waffles for dinner instead.
Title: Re: ITT: You give me terrible ideas for waffles
Post by: Prelate Diogenes Shandor on May 11, 2017, 09:23:17 am
Found this how-to cookig video online:

Waffle Club Sandwich (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4yfpb-RWPk)

EDIT:
And there's also this thing:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEQuwGqy4VU

EDIT:
And I've always wanted to try this:
Moon Waffles (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SO4BarQx7fI)