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Principia Discordia => Techmology and Scientism => High Weirdness => Topic started by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 11, 2013, 04:14:19 pm

Title: More Florida WTF
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 11, 2013, 04:14:19 pm
http://jalopnik.com/bus-driver-charged-with-staging-fight-between-two-stude-501627929

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Sanders picked up kids from three Bartow schools – Gause Academy, Summerlin Academy, and Bartow High School – as part of her normal duties, but when she heard two young females, a 13-year-old and a 16-year-old, verbally arguing on the bus, she made the statement, “This is going to be handled today and they just need to fight.”

Sanders picked up kids from three Bartow schools – Gause Academy, Summerlin Academy, and Bartow High School – as part of her normal duties, but when she heard two young females, a 13-year-old and a 16-year-old, verbally arguing on the bus, she made the statement, “This is going to be handled today and they just need to fight.”

She ordered all of the children to get off of the bus, and told the two females – a 13-year-old Hispanic female and a 16-year-old black female – that she would give them Vaseline or baby oil to put on their faces so their faces wouldn’t get scratched during the fight.

The 13-year-old told Sanders that she did not want to fight.

 Sanders went inside her house to try to find Vaseline or baby oil and couldn’t find any. The girls then physically fought in Sanders’ front yard, as witnessed by Sanders and all of the other children who had gotten off of the bus. At least one child videotaped the fight on a cell phone. Sanders did not try to stop the fight, but stood by and watched. The girls fought until they decided to quit. Sanders then ordered all of the kids back onto the bus.

Once the bus was back in motion, the same two girls began physically fighting again. Sanders pulled the bus over and watched them fight until they were done. She did not try to stop the fight. When they were done, she told all of the kids on the bus, “What happens on the bus, stays on the bus,” and then proceeded to take them all to their bus stops.


Title: Re: More Florida WTF
Post by: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on May 11, 2013, 04:20:39 pm
Bus drivers generally despise kids anyway IME. There's some exceptions, just not enough.

This one is batshit, though.
Title: Re: More Florida WTF
Post by: Brother Mythos on July 04, 2017, 06:07:27 am
“Florida man shoots himself in the penis. And might have a bigger problem”

Bigger is not even close to the word that comes to my mind.

Here’s the link: http://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article159460374.html

This guy is dumb, even by Floriduh standards. Sending him to jail is a waste of taxpayers’ money. He’s more a danger to himself than to society.