Principia Discordia
Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 04, 2013, 08:11:18 pm
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http://www.invisibleoranges.com/2013/11/death-metal-english/
THANK ME LATER.
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Normal English: “Commuting to work”
Death Metal English: “TRANSPORTATION OF THE WAGEBOUND UNTO THE NEXUS OF PERPETUAL QUOTIDIAN ENSLAVEMENT”
Normal English: “This bok choy isn’t very good”
Death Metal English: “CASTIGATING THE VERDANT ISSUANCE OF THE SOILS OF JIANGNAN”
Normal English: “I need to take a nap”
Death Metal English: “RIPPED INTO THE UTTER EXHAUSTION OF THE MIDDLE DAY”
Normal English: “Thanks for explaining the train schedule”
Death Metal English: “PROFFERING GRATITUDE UPON THE CHRONOCRATION OF THE JUGGERNAUTS OF RETICULATED METALS AND FIRE”
Normal English: “You have to mow the lawn”
Death Metal English: “BRING DOWN THE SCYTHE OF GODS UPON THE NECKS OF THE GREEN-RIBBED LEGIONS AND SWEEP AWAY THEIR WRETCHED BODIES; THOU ART IMPLORED BY ME”
:spittake:
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:lol:
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Brilliant!
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Death Metal English makes everything AWESOME!
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Death Metal English makes everything AWESOME! THE LYRICAL STYLING OF DEATH METAL EXPONENTIALLY INCREASEs THE WONDER OF ALL THINGS BEYOND CONCEPTION
ftfy.
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A Facebook status of a friend a few weeks back had a few great food-inspired death metal phrases.
Bacon: YOUR THIGHS ARE ON DISPLAY IN A BURNING ROOM
Haggis: EVERYTHING THAT DEFINES YOU CAN BE MASHED INTO YOUR GUTS
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<3 this thread!
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http://www.invisibleoranges.com/2013/11/death-metal-english/
THANK ME LATER.
CHRONOREVERSING THE GRATITUDE UNTO THE TUCSONITE SPIROCHETE HOST.
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ALTERATIONS TO THE EGO PRESENTATION TO THE SUBSECTION OF THE PLANETARY NETWORK ALIGNED WITH THE PHILOSOPHICAL DISORDERING PRINCIPLE OF CHAOS HAVE BEEN MADE WITH THE SOLE EXCLUSION OF THE SANCTIFIED DESIGNATION BESTOWED UPON ME BY THE DWELLER IN THE WASTES WHICH IS RENDERED INTO THE IDIOMATIC OF DEATH METAL FROM ITS INITIATION.
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UNUBIQUOTOUS GRATIFICATIONS UPON RECEIVING THIS LITERARY MEISTERWERK
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UNUBIQUOTOUS GRATIFICATIONS UPON RECEIVING THIS LITERARY MEISTERWERK
SALUTATIONS TOWARD AND INQUISITION INTO THE STATUS OF THE PATTERNED MORNING GRAIN OFFERING.
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UNUBIQUOTOUS GRATIFICATIONS UPON RECEIVING THIS LITERARY MEISTERWERK
SALUTATIONS TOWARD AND INQUISITION INTO THE STATUS OF THE PATTERNED MORNING GRAIN OFFERING.
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
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UNUBIQUOTOUS GRATIFICATIONS UPON RECEIVING THIS LITERARY MEISTERWERK
SALUTATIONS TOWARD AND INQUISITION INTO THE STATUS OF THE PATTERNED MORNING GRAIN OFFERING.
VOMITOUS REPULTIONS TOWARDS THE FERMENTED GRAIL LIBATIONS AND QUIZZICAL EXPRESSION FACES ON THE TRUE MEANING
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DISDAIN FOR THE MASSES UPON THEIR REJECTION OF PARTICIPATION WITHIN THE CLANDESTINE SUBJECT MARKER.
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UNUBIQUOTOUS GRATIFICATIONS UPON RECEIVING THIS LITERARY MEISTERWERK
SALUTATIONS TOWARD AND INQUISITION INTO THE STATUS OF THE PATTERNED MORNING GRAIN OFFERING.
VOMITOUS REPULTIONS TOWARDS THE FERMENTED GRAIL LIBATIONS AND QUIZZICAL EXPRESSION FACES ON THE TRUE MEANING
MODERATELY ENVIOUS AM I. MY PLIGHT IS ONE OF MONETARY INDEBTEDNESS PREVAILING UPON THE SUFFICIENCY TO PROCURE AQUEOUS SOLUTIONS DERIVED FROM THE ENYEASTMENT OF AUTOTROPHS.
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Normal English: “Commuting to work”
Death Metal English: “TRANSPORTATION OF THE WAGEBOUND UNTO THE NEXUS OF PERPETUAL QUOTIDIAN ENSLAVEMENT”
Normal English: “This bok choy isn’t very good”
Death Metal English: “CASTIGATING THE VERDANT ISSUANCE OF THE SOILS OF JIANGNAN”
Normal English: “I need to take a nap”
Death Metal English: “RIPPED INTO THE UTTER EXHAUSTION OF THE MIDDLE DAY”
Normal English: “Thanks for explaining the train schedule”
Death Metal English: “PROFFERING GRATITUDE UPON THE CHRONOCRATION OF THE JUGGERNAUTS OF RETICULATED METALS AND FIRE”
Normal English: “You have to mow the lawn”
Death Metal English: “BRING DOWN THE SCYTHE OF GODS UPON THE NECKS OF THE GREEN-RIBBED LEGIONS AND SWEEP AWAY THEIR WRETCHED BODIES; THOU ART IMPLORED BY ME”
:spittake:
Vegan cooking http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eovuIfeH2k4
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Normal English: “Commuting to work”
Death Metal English: “TRANSPORTATION OF THE WAGEBOUND UNTO THE NEXUS OF PERPETUAL QUOTIDIAN ENSLAVEMENT”
Normal English: “This bok choy isn’t very good”
Death Metal English: “CASTIGATING THE VERDANT ISSUANCE OF THE SOILS OF JIANGNAN”
Normal English: “I need to take a nap”
Death Metal English: “RIPPED INTO THE UTTER EXHAUSTION OF THE MIDDLE DAY”
Normal English: “Thanks for explaining the train schedule”
Death Metal English: “PROFFERING GRATITUDE UPON THE CHRONOCRATION OF THE JUGGERNAUTS OF RETICULATED METALS AND FIRE”
Normal English: “You have to mow the lawn”
Death Metal English: “BRING DOWN THE SCYTHE OF GODS UPON THE NECKS OF THE GREEN-RIBBED LEGIONS AND SWEEP AWAY THEIR WRETCHED BODIES; THOU ART IMPLORED BY ME”
:spittake:
Vegan cooking http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eovuIfeH2k4
:lulz: This is lovely.
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OMG why did I come here in this tired state?
This shit is AMAZING!
PS- The guy in that video is a guy named Brian. He's a friend of mine. Lives a few neighborhoods over. He's super nice.
(except he doesn't drink. I don't fully trust people who don't drink)
His house is the most awesome metal shit you've ever seen.
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OMG why did I come here in this tired state?
This shit is AMAZING!
PS- The guy in that video is a guy named Brian. He's a friend of mine. Lives a few neighborhoods over. He's super nice.
(except he doesn't drink. I don't fully trust people who don't drink)
His house is the most awesome metal shit you've ever seen.
Oh man, it's a small small small small world.
Doesn't drink? Vegan? Metal?
Is he STRAIGHT-EDGE?