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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Doktor Howl on October 21, 2014, 05:50:26 pm

Title: NIGEL, I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS. (lots of pics warning)
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 21, 2014, 05:50:26 pm
(http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2014-10/17/15/enhanced/webdr02/enhanced-31144-1413572710-33.jpg)

(http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2014-10/17/15/enhanced/webdr11/enhanced-25047-1413572732-7.jpg)

(http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2014-10/17/15/enhanced/webdr11/enhanced-27091-1413572731-21.jpg)

(http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2014-10/17/15/enhanced/webdr08/enhanced-4628-1413572732-16.jpg)

(http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2014-10/17/15/enhanced/webdr01/enhanced-11992-1413572732-16.jpg)

(http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2014-10/17/15/enhanced/webdr08/enhanced-4112-1413572733-19.jpg)

(http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2014-10/17/15/enhanced/webdr01/enhanced-9450-1413572731-6.jpg)

(http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2014-10/17/15/enhanced/webdr10/enhanced-31663-1413572733-1.png)

(http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2014-10/17/15/enhanced/webdr04/enhanced-11952-1413572734-10.jpg)

(http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2014-10/17/15/enhanced/webdr01/enhanced-5292-1413572736-39.jpg)

Title: Re: NIGEL, I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS. (lots of pics warning)
Post by: Scott The Cuck on October 21, 2014, 05:57:39 pm
HAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
Title: Re: NIGEL, I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS. (lots of pics warning)
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 22, 2014, 07:00:49 am
 :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: For some reason, the first one is my favorite.
Title: Re: NIGEL, I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS. (lots of pics warning)
Post by: Doktor Howl on November 03, 2014, 03:16:47 pm
(https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10676336_10152574718488089_1676191797483349538_n.jpg?oh=d8be3e3a196f6a7740880ffaba1d86b6&oe=54D552E2)

WTF!  WTF!
Title: Re: NIGEL, I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS. (lots of pics warning)
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 03, 2014, 03:18:21 pm
 :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

That's just genius.
Title: Re: NIGEL, I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS. (lots of pics warning)
Post by: Chelagoras The Boulder on November 03, 2014, 05:03:31 pm
that's brilliant fucking marketing, that is.
Title: Re: NIGEL, I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS. (lots of pics warning)
Post by: Doktor Howl on November 03, 2014, 07:58:24 pm
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/8952_912532760135_2724382628177508801_n.jpg?oh=276b5a562ede4476dc3abd3d0b61ff8e&oe=54F56248&__gda__=1424078237_2bc9976bdb009037c7ffab964774a50c)
Title: Re: NIGEL, I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS. (lots of pics warning)
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 04, 2014, 02:28:02 am
Oh my.  :lulz:
Title: Re: NIGEL, I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS. (lots of pics warning)
Post by: Doktor Howl on November 04, 2014, 02:41:26 am
Oh my.  :lulz:

It's like I fell through a wormhole and everything is DUMB.  The GOP is gonna take the senate, someone's stealing silverware from single mothers, and advertisers are DELIBERATELY FUCKING WITH ME.
Title: Re: NIGEL, I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS. (lots of pics warning)
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 04, 2014, 02:58:01 am
Wait wait wait I have an image for this...

(https://funstuffpeoplesendme.files.wordpress.com/2014/10/dumbrella.jpg)
Title: Re: NIGEL, I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS. (lots of pics warning)
Post by: Doktor Howl on November 04, 2014, 03:03:34 am
Wait wait wait I have an image for this...

(https://funstuffpeoplesendme.files.wordpress.com/2014/10/dumbrella.jpg)

I don't have a dumbrella.  I am woefully unprepared, and I have nobody to blame but myself.
Title: Re: NIGEL, I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS. (lots of pics warning)
Post by: Roly Poly Oly-Garch on November 05, 2014, 05:37:52 pm
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/8952_912532760135_2724382628177508801_n.jpg?oh=276b5a562ede4476dc3abd3d0b61ff8e&oe=54F56248&__gda__=1424078237_2bc9976bdb009037c7ffab964774a50c)

I spied this one in Colby, Kansas--Jesus the wheat hippie:

(https://c2.staticflickr.com/8/7030/6737862489_c53f55dcd6_z.jpg)
Title: Re: NIGEL, I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS. (lots of pics warning)
Post by: Doktor Howl on November 05, 2014, 05:39:48 pm
Do you have to sacrifice people to him to make the crops grow?   :eek:
Title: Re: NIGEL, I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS. (lots of pics warning)
Post by: Roly Poly Oly-Garch on November 05, 2014, 05:57:39 pm
Do you have to sacrifice people to him to make the crops grow?   :eek:

What the pic doesn't show is the swarms and swarms of biting flies churning around ground level. No sacrifice. Wheat-Hippie-Jesus takes what's his!
Title: Re: NIGEL, I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS. (lots of pics warning)
Post by: Doktor Howl on November 05, 2014, 06:02:23 pm
Do you have to sacrifice people to him to make the crops grow?   :eek:

What the pic doesn't show is the swarms and swarms of biting flies churning around ground level. No sacrifice. Wheat-Hippie-Jesus takes what's his!

WHJ is terrifying.   :eek:
Title: Re: NIGEL, I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS. (lots of pics warning)
Post by: Junkenstein on November 05, 2014, 06:52:45 pm
That thing raises so many questions, I don;t even know where to start.

Title: Re: NIGEL, I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS. (lots of pics warning)
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 05, 2014, 08:25:29 pm
Do you have to sacrifice people to him to make the crops grow?   :eek:

WHJ is not only the best thing since sliced bread, he IS the sliced bread.
Title: Re: NIGEL, I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS. (lots of pics warning)
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on November 05, 2014, 10:07:36 pm
Do you have to sacrifice people to him to make the crops grow?   :eek:

WHJ is not only the best thing since sliced bread, he IS the sliced bread.

 :argh!: :lulz:
Title: Re: NIGEL, I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS. (lots of pics warning)
Post by: Trivial on November 05, 2014, 10:58:26 pm
It just makes me think o/' Big butter Jesus, sweet cream Jesus, Country Fresh Jesus, Oleo Lord. o/'
Title: Re: NIGEL, I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS. (lots of pics warning)
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 06, 2014, 12:44:23 am
The Lord of the Field is strikingly Old World pagan.
Title: Re: NIGEL, I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS. (lots of pics warning)
Post by: Doktor Howl on November 12, 2014, 05:53:29 pm
(https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/10306392_526478890789747_6203947045902942863_n.jpg?oh=abdf924a4a67d774666459bf2564f8ee&oe=54EE369B)
Title: Re: NIGEL, I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS. (lots of pics warning)
Post by: LMNO on November 12, 2014, 06:25:23 pm
Still, in certain contexts, valid advice.
Title: Re: NIGEL, I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS. (lots of pics warning)
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 13, 2014, 03:30:09 am
Still, in certain contexts, valid advice.

 :lulz: Absolutely.
Title: Re: NIGEL, I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS. (lots of pics warning)
Post by: Doktor Howl on November 25, 2014, 08:07:49 pm
(https://scontent-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10730870_10205131989961021_8099498465330016179_n.jpg?oh=65b294f17e5d2af4a62dee7a1a9dcca5&oe=5508AF90)

"Chicken flavor"

I'm so alone.
Title: Re: NIGEL, I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS. (lots of pics warning)
Post by: Demolition Squid on November 25, 2014, 08:23:41 pm
That's just... wow.  :eek:
Title: Re: NIGEL, I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS. (lots of pics warning)
Post by: Doktor Howl on November 25, 2014, 08:25:43 pm
That's just... wow.  :eek:

This sort of thing is better evidence than the last election that the world is insane.

IT MAKES NO SENSE.
Title: Re: NIGEL, I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS. (lots of pics warning)
Post by: The Invisible Man on November 25, 2014, 08:26:34 pm
That's just... wow.  :eek:

This sort of thing is better evidence than the last election that the world is insane.

IT MAKES NO SENSE.

It's beginning to seem like definitive proof that a god of some sort exists.  A god who hates our fucking guts.
Title: Re: NIGEL, I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS. (lots of pics warning)
Post by: Doktor Howl on November 25, 2014, 08:29:15 pm
That's just... wow.  :eek:

This sort of thing is better evidence than the last election that the world is insane.

IT MAKES NO SENSE.

It's beginning to seem like definitive proof that a god of some sort exists.  A god who hates our fucking guts.

I've been saying that since 2002.   :lulz:
Title: Re: NIGEL, I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS. (lots of pics warning)
Post by: The Invisible Man on November 25, 2014, 08:29:51 pm
That's just... wow.  :eek:

This sort of thing is better evidence than the last election that the world is insane.

IT MAKES NO SENSE.

It's beginning to seem like definitive proof that a god of some sort exists.  A god who hates our fucking guts.

I've been saying that since 2002.   :lulz:

This is why you are my personal Holy Man.  I just learn real slow like.
Title: Re: NIGEL, I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS. (lots of pics warning)
Post by: Junkenstein on November 25, 2014, 08:31:31 pm
What's the problem? It's just Vegetarian Ham chicken. Tastes like pork, made from turkey.
Title: Re: NIGEL, I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS. (lots of pics warning)
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 26, 2014, 03:11:21 am
(https://scontent-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10730870_10205131989961021_8099498465330016179_n.jpg?oh=65b294f17e5d2af4a62dee7a1a9dcca5&oe=5508AF90)

"Chicken flavor"

I'm so alone.

 :lulz: I have seen that in person. In fact, one of my housemates used to buy it.
Title: Re: NIGEL, I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS. (lots of pics warning)
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 26, 2014, 03:12:44 am
What's the problem? It's just Vegetarian Ham chicken. Tastes like pork, made from turkey.

Makes sense; turkeys are basically vegetables.
Title: Re: NIGEL, I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS. (lots of pics warning)
Post by: LMNO on November 26, 2014, 12:12:36 pm
What's the problem? It's just Vegetarian Ham chicken. Tastes like pork, made from turkey.

Makes sense; turkeys are basically vegetables.

These kinds of posts are why I can never leave PD.

 :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Title: Re: NIGEL, I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS. (lots of pics warning)
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 26, 2014, 01:55:43 pm
 :lol:
Title: Re: NIGEL, I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS. (lots of pics warning)
Post by: Doktor Howl on December 03, 2014, 03:47:15 pm
(http://www.abovetheaether.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/jesus_light_switch.jpg)

NOT ONLY DID SOME DUMBFUCK THINK THIS UP, SOME OTHER DUMBFUCK APPROVED IT.

I am so alone.
Title: Re: NIGEL, I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS. (lots of pics warning)
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on December 03, 2014, 03:52:58 pm
(http://www.abovetheaether.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/jesus_light_switch.jpg)

NOT ONLY DID SOME DUMBFUCK THINK THIS UP, SOME OTHER DUMBFUCK APPROVED IT.

I am so alone.

You can tell they saw the problem, too, because they put Jesus behind the switchplate rather than in front where his arms clearly indicate he should be.
Title: Re: NIGEL, I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS. (lots of pics warning)
Post by: Doktor Howl on December 03, 2014, 03:57:50 pm
(http://www.abovetheaether.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/jesus_light_switch.jpg)

NOT ONLY DID SOME DUMBFUCK THINK THIS UP, SOME OTHER DUMBFUCK APPROVED IT.

I am so alone.

You can tell they saw the problem, too, because they put Jesus behind the switchplate rather than in front where his arms clearly indicate he should be.

JESUS GLORY HOLE.

STOP.  JUST STOP.
Title: Re: NIGEL, I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS. (lots of pics warning)
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 03, 2014, 03:58:59 pm
(http://www.abovetheaether.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/jesus_light_switch.jpg)

NOT ONLY DID SOME DUMBFUCK THINK THIS UP, SOME OTHER DUMBFUCK APPROVED IT.

I am so alone.

AND I THINK TO MYSELF, WHAT A WONDERFUL WORLD.
Title: Re: NIGEL, I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS. (lots of pics warning)
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 03, 2014, 04:00:02 pm
(http://www.abovetheaether.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/jesus_light_switch.jpg)

NOT ONLY DID SOME DUMBFUCK THINK THIS UP, SOME OTHER DUMBFUCK APPROVED IT.

I am so alone.

You can tell they saw the problem, too, because they put Jesus behind the switchplate rather than in front where his arms clearly indicate he should be.

Thus inventing the pedophile Jesus glory hole.
Title: Re: NIGEL, I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS. (lots of pics warning)
Post by: LMNO on December 03, 2014, 05:40:48 pm
I'd fap to it.

P3nt would fap to it.
Title: Re: NIGEL, I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS. (lots of pics warning)
Post by: Doktor Howl on December 14, 2014, 04:44:30 am
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/p370x247/10404146_10152717875751187_3848556484710838278_n.jpg?oh=794f1a57a806d59720d4331132bb4865&oe=550F11DD&__gda__=1430681446_a9f51643fee7a8b179b0a62c159f5603)
Title: Re: NIGEL, I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS. (lots of pics warning)
Post by: President Television on December 14, 2014, 02:37:26 pm
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/p370x247/10404146_10152717875751187_3848556484710838278_n.jpg?oh=794f1a57a806d59720d4331132bb4865&oe=550F11DD&__gda__=1430681446_a9f51643fee7a8b179b0a62c159f5603)

I'd buy it.
Title: Re: NIGEL, I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS. (lots of pics warning)
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 14, 2014, 03:51:55 pm
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/p370x247/10404146_10152717875751187_3848556484710838278_n.jpg?oh=794f1a57a806d59720d4331132bb4865&oe=550F11DD&__gda__=1430681446_a9f51643fee7a8b179b0a62c159f5603)

Oh HELL yeah.
Title: Re: NIGEL, I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS. (lots of pics warning)
Post by: Doktor Howl on December 22, 2014, 02:34:50 pm
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/1510767_684701014976050_1726056732522729730_n.jpg?oh=86711c59c993a4470bb39174a57737c4&oe=54F92FBB&__gda__=1426303008_5f94616514f29e85c4cbdb55cf7cc67a)
Title: Re: NIGEL, I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS. (lots of pics warning)
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 22, 2014, 02:36:12 pm
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/1510767_684701014976050_1726056732522729730_n.jpg?oh=86711c59c993a4470bb39174a57737c4&oe=54F92FBB&__gda__=1426303008_5f94616514f29e85c4cbdb55cf7cc67a)

I just what what WHAT

!
Title: Re: NIGEL, I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS. (lots of pics warning)
Post by: Doktor Howl on December 26, 2014, 06:32:03 am
(https://scontent-b-pao.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/960233_662797710491197_1574138569569567329_n.jpg?oh=766233ffdbbca596e3031051bd3472f2&oe=55410BBF)

:crankey:
Title: Re: NIGEL, I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS. (lots of pics warning)
Post by: Chelagoras The Boulder on December 26, 2014, 06:33:06 am
i dunno what you're talking about. That's quality advertising right there :D
Title: Re: NIGEL, I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS. (lots of pics warning)
Post by: Telarus on December 26, 2014, 08:38:18 am
 :lulz:
Title: Re: NIGEL, I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS. (lots of pics warning)
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 26, 2014, 09:04:22 pm
(https://scontent-b-pao.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/960233_662797710491197_1574138569569567329_n.jpg?oh=766233ffdbbca596e3031051bd3472f2&oe=55410BBF)

:crankey:

Oh. My.  :lulz:
Title: Re: NIGEL, I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS. (lots of pics warning)
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 27, 2014, 04:28:10 pm
Dok, you just can't make this shit up.

(http://s25.postimg.org/5h1tzi49r/2014_12_27_08_18_16.jpg)
Title: Re: NIGEL, I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS. (lots of pics warning)
Post by: Doktor Howl on January 06, 2015, 07:46:35 pm
(https://fbexternal-a.akamaihd.net/safe_image.php?d=AQDF_EQIeOH_O-WA&w=158&h=237&url=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FaMQJn22.jpg&cfs=1&upscale=1)
Title: Re: NIGEL, I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS. (lots of pics warning)
Post by: Eater of Clowns on January 06, 2015, 08:09:11 pm
(https://fbexternal-a.akamaihd.net/safe_image.php?d=AQDF_EQIeOH_O-WA&w=158&h=237&url=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FaMQJn22.jpg&cfs=1&upscale=1)

Wait.

Wait, guys I didn't get my December 32nd.

What happened to my December 32nd, guys? Where is it?



...guys?    :sad:
Title: Re: NIGEL, I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS. (lots of pics warning)
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 06, 2015, 09:27:29 pm
(https://fbexternal-a.akamaihd.net/safe_image.php?d=AQDF_EQIeOH_O-WA&w=158&h=237&url=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FaMQJn22.jpg&cfs=1&upscale=1)

 :lulz: :horrormirth: :horrormirth:
Title: Re: NIGEL, I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS. (lots of pics warning)
Post by: Pæs on January 12, 2015, 10:15:23 pm
(https://fbexternal-a.akamaihd.net/safe_image.php?d=AQDF_EQIeOH_O-WA&w=158&h=237&url=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FaMQJn22.jpg&cfs=1&upscale=1)

Wait.

Wait, guys I didn't get my December 32nd.

What happened to my December 32nd, guys? Where is it?



...guys?    :sad:

December 32 2014

I don't know what happened. Today I woke up, expecting it to be a new year and it just wasn't. I sat up this morning, rubbing my eyes and trying to convince myself I was awake, reached for my phone to see if I'd missed anything while asleep and there it was, December 32 2014.

There was a brief segment about it on the morning news, barely more than a passing nod to the year's failure to end and a little giggle for a joke about how children born today are going to have a hell of a time figuring out when their birthday is next year. I guess it's an extra day of holiday as I'm due back at work Jan 5th. Must be like a leap-year thing. Guess we'll see what happens tomorrow.

December 33 2014

I guess we need more than a day to sort this thing out. I talked to Ben from work and he said he was at a New Years party on the 31st and found the countdown really awkward. Everyone went through the usual rigmarole of starting at ten and working their way down but everyone started to look around uncomfortably as they reached three... two... Ben says a couple of people left the room at this point, everyone knew something was up. One... followed by an even split of people leaving the party to go home and people emptying their vessels and starting on a new one.

Oh, and the eggs have expired.

December 35 2014

Ben called and said he'd spoken to the boss. We're still on track to start work Jan 5th and not a day before. Can't go messing with client bookings when we're not sure how many days notice we're giving them of the change, he said, so looks like I'm staying at home watching Christmas reruns on the telly. Apparently you're allowed to keep playing those until the end of December.
Title: Re: NIGEL, I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS. (lots of pics warning)
Post by: Pæs on January 12, 2015, 10:15:51 pm
It was either that or starting a story about EGGS THAT NEVER EXPIRE  :eek:
Title: Re: NIGEL, I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS. (lots of pics warning)
Post by: Junkenstein on January 12, 2015, 10:17:31 pm
Who said stop?
Title: Re: NIGEL, I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS. (lots of pics warning)
Post by: Pæs on January 12, 2015, 10:23:20 pm
Nobody. Figured I'd add some commentary while I decided whether I liked the direction.
Title: Re: NIGEL, I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS. (lots of pics warning)
Post by: Junkenstein on January 12, 2015, 10:24:52 pm
Well, I for one, am very interested to know what's going to be going on around 40th December. I'd bet shit's getting strange by then.
Title: Re: NIGEL, I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS. (lots of pics warning)
Post by: LMNO on January 12, 2015, 11:25:43 pm
I love the throw away bit, "The eggs have expired."
Title: Re: NIGEL, I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS. (lots of pics warning)
Post by: Eater of Clowns on January 12, 2015, 11:31:04 pm
Paes you are on FIRE.
Title: Re: NIGEL, I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS. (lots of pics warning)
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 12, 2015, 11:37:33 pm
Best possible follow-up.  :lulz:
Title: Re: NIGEL, I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS. (lots of pics warning)
Post by: Pæs on January 13, 2015, 01:52:05 am
December 36 2014

Today I received an envelope postmarked December 53. While my rational mind tells me that I am the victim of a fairly mild prank - and this is certainly the sort of thing I would expect from Ben or in fact any of my other colleagues -, I must admit here, to myself, that I am somewhat shaken. I cannot tell what has my nerves so rattled. It should not be the date. Even were this situation to continue for so many days, nobody seems particularly concerned; we are all certain that the powers that be have the matter in hand. Nor should it be the content of the letter, which reads to me as equal parts triviality and nonsense. On a scrap of notepaper, a joint shopping and todo list with some small commentary and some absently added geometric doodles.

Quote
milk, eggs, bread, tp, eggs
important

remember to call marv and ask about causality leakage b/c otherwise we'll be doing this forever
don't forget the eggs they are ESSENTIAL

sorry to do this to you

Triviality and nonsense but it has me rattled. I'm sure it will pass. Otherwise life continues as usual. What's going to happen to the pay cycle is unclear but I've savings enough to draw on for some time, so long as I replace them as soon as cashflow resumes. Less seriously, I am uncertain what to do with grocery items due to expire in early January! Until now I've been winging it but I'll need to determine a system sooner or later. Here's hoping things are resolved before it comes to that.
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Post by: LMNO on January 13, 2015, 02:17:49 am
Aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh!


riffriffriffriffriffriffriffriffriffriffriffriffr iffriffriffriffriffriffriff
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Post by: Pæs on January 13, 2015, 02:23:12 am
Seriously, somebody riff, I have no grand scheme for this thing  :lol:
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Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on January 13, 2015, 02:40:17 am
December 37 2014

The news is airing some alarmist bullshit about birth and death statistics. Irresponsible, if you ask me. They keep telling everyone to stay calm but it comes out like a shriek, like an incompetent Aunt making the baby cry. They don't even have a reasonable argument. There have been plenty of births and deaths since the 31st. Who cares about C-sections and violence?
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Post by: Doktor Howl on January 13, 2015, 03:11:00 am
Paes owns internet.   :lulz:
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Post by: Eater of Clowns on January 13, 2015, 04:02:47 am
December 38 2014

I can't find Paul. I called Cheryl about it and she said he's been around. She put him on the phone and everything but it was just a bunch of static. I told him to meet me down at the Corner Cafe at noon for lunch, if he could hear me. I sat at a little table by the window and waited for him a half hour or so before I finally ordered my club sandwich. The waitress was acting funny. She kept saying "y'all" and pausing a while, like she was expecting something, then looking confused and embarrassed. Paul never showed up. I can't help but think back to about a week ago. "See ya next year!" he said. The sandwich was alright.
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Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 13, 2015, 04:04:58 am
I like where this is headed.
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Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on January 13, 2015, 04:43:25 am
December 39 2014

There was a jumper on the bridge today. Girl, maybe a teenager, it was hard to tell. I don't normally walk that way but I was wandering and there she was. There was a crowd around her already, I didn't want to get in the way. I tried to stop by the bank but they were closed. I don't know why I thought they'd be open, most places are closed. Just retail and food places, and you can tell the people working there aren't happy about being called in. I called up Ben and asked if he thought we'd get paid for the down time. He tells me "it's only been eleven days, calm down," and the phone cuts out. He must have been mistaken, it's been eight days.
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Post by: Doktor Howl on January 28, 2015, 02:43:44 am
(https://scontent-a-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/10917417_658755044247927_3033206518484389641_n.jpg?oh=caf3163482cebc54b06168e1cc8675f3&oe=55278727)

:crankey:
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Post by: Chelagoras The Boulder on January 28, 2015, 03:42:10 am
I'd like to believe this lead to an avalanche of people paying for gas in checks
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Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 28, 2015, 06:41:13 am
YOU KNOW, I CAN'T EVEN EXCEPT WHATEVER.
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Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 28, 2015, 06:42:59 am
WHICH REMINDS ME

(http://cf.geekdo-images.com/images/pic1677721.jpg)
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Post by: LMNO on January 30, 2015, 02:49:31 pm
My FaceBook feed is weird.

(https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-sEfzpndfOcU/VMuZwrFCMUI/AAAAAAAABuE/Lwp0vn_1CnY/w486-h660-no/FB%2BFeed.jpg)
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Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 30, 2015, 03:52:34 pm
UUUNNNNNNNGH
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Post by: Roly Poly Oly-Garch on January 30, 2015, 04:01:56 pm
WHICH REMINDS ME

(http://cf.geekdo-images.com/images/pic1677721.jpg)

That answers THAT!
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Post by: Doktor Howl on February 05, 2015, 03:45:10 am
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/s526x395/10377612_10205719712413715_1136791575268228446_n.jpg?oh=c63db8c4c79a0877b3ad52996eee2672&oe=556B4AD4&__gda__=1433052042_955880a641380dd4d3dda9999dc20b26)
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Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 05, 2015, 06:59:21 am
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/s526x395/10377612_10205719712413715_1136791575268228446_n.jpg?oh=c63db8c4c79a0877b3ad52996eee2672&oe=556B4AD4&__gda__=1433052042_955880a641380dd4d3dda9999dc20b26)

 :lol: Why. How can they not know?

They know.
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Post by: Doktor Howl on February 10, 2015, 02:45:26 am
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/10425030_1175699865792798_5443974846725487379_n.jpg?oh=4bd1a8b15d07360a219491ba84e49170&oe=558F9A5E&__gda__=1435620053_cc957ee2972b9895c4b1486cccb10b0c)
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Post by: Eater of Clowns on February 10, 2015, 03:53:06 am
There's something off about that road and how it appears to be swallowing the truck.
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Post by: Doktor Howl on February 10, 2015, 04:00:19 am
There's something off about that road and how it appears to be swallowing the truck.

What, you don't have carniverous roads out East?
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Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 10, 2015, 06:59:06 am
BUTT DRUGS

FINALLY, CONCLUSIVE PROOF OF BUTT-PHARMING!
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Post by: Junkenstein on February 10, 2015, 09:40:49 am
One stop Jenkem suppliers.
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Post by: Eater of Clowns on February 10, 2015, 01:04:37 pm
There's something off about that road and how it appears to be swallowing the truck.

What, you don't have carniverous roads out East?

 :crankey:
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Post by: Doktor Howl on February 10, 2015, 02:19:53 pm
There's something off about that road and how it appears to be swallowing the truck.

What, you don't have carniverous roads out East?

 :crankey:

Did I write that?   :sad:
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Post by: Eater of Clowns on February 10, 2015, 02:29:18 pm
There's something off about that road and how it appears to be swallowing the truck.

What, you don't have carniverous roads out East?

 :crankey:

Did I write that?   :sad:

 :lulz:

I thought it was just me posting while tired, but I really can't figure out what's up with that road. The crosswalk disappears halfway through the street, there's a hard line of black and grey, dry and wet. The store facade has a strip of darker brick at the bottom that disappears at the point the road changes.

I mean, I know it's shoop but why is this shoop disturbing me so. IT'S WRONG. IT'S SO VERY WRONG.
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Post by: Doktor Howl on February 10, 2015, 03:11:44 pm
There's something off about that road and how it appears to be swallowing the truck.

What, you don't have carniverous roads out East?

 :crankey:

Did I write that?   :sad:

 :lulz:

I thought it was just me posting while tired, but I really can't figure out what's up with that road. The crosswalk disappears halfway through the street, there's a hard line of black and grey, dry and wet. The store facade has a strip of darker brick at the bottom that disappears at the point the road changes.

I mean, I know it's shoop but why is this shoop disturbing me so. IT'S WRONG. IT'S SO VERY WRONG.

I was talking about my spelling.  I AM SO ASHAMED.   :cry:
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Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 10, 2015, 04:09:18 pm
There's something off about that road and how it appears to be swallowing the truck.

What, you don't have carniverous roads out East?

 :crankey:

Did I write that?   :sad:

 :lulz:

I thought it was just me posting while tired, but I really can't figure out what's up with that road. The crosswalk disappears halfway through the street, there's a hard line of black and grey, dry and wet. The store facade has a strip of darker brick at the bottom that disappears at the point the road changes.

I mean, I know it's shoop but why is this shoop disturbing me so. IT'S WRONG. IT'S SO VERY WRONG.

Not a shoop, a composite image from a Google cam, probably taken on two different days. If you spend enough time in Google Street View you see a lot of these.

Butt Drugs is real. So very real.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYYdF0zcuSI



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Post by: Eater of Clowns on February 10, 2015, 05:22:26 pm
There's something off about that road and how it appears to be swallowing the truck.

What, you don't have carniverous roads out East?

 :crankey:

Did I write that?   :sad:

 :lulz:

I thought it was just me posting while tired, but I really can't figure out what's up with that road. The crosswalk disappears halfway through the street, there's a hard line of black and grey, dry and wet. The store facade has a strip of darker brick at the bottom that disappears at the point the road changes.

I mean, I know it's shoop but why is this shoop disturbing me so. IT'S WRONG. IT'S SO VERY WRONG.

Not a shoop, a composite image from a Google cam, probably taken on two different days. If you spend enough time in Google Street View you see a lot of these.

Butt Drugs is real. So very real.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYYdF0zcuSI

Good to know, thanks!
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Post by: Doktor Howl on February 11, 2015, 12:14:21 am
(https://scontent-b-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/1463199_1171611906201594_5414597416574438269_n.jpg?oh=8169936ffc1ce7fdb742cae06f627f43&oe=558E78C5)
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Post by: Eater of Clowns on February 11, 2015, 01:12:18 am
(https://scontent-b-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/1463199_1171611906201594_5414597416574438269_n.jpg?oh=8169936ffc1ce7fdb742cae06f627f43&oe=558E78C5)

Hahaha look at that stupid idiot and his triangular neck. MORON.
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Post by: Richter on February 11, 2015, 02:02:17 am
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/91/Burnside_Fountain_-_Worcester%2C_MA_-_DSC05765.jpg/640px-Burnside_Fountain_-_Worcester%2C_MA_-_DSC05765.jpg
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Post by: Doktor Howl on February 11, 2015, 02:39:18 am
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/91/Burnside_Fountain_-_Worcester%2C_MA_-_DSC05765.jpg/640px-Burnside_Fountain_-_Worcester%2C_MA_-_DSC05765.jpg

Turtlefuckers.  :crankey:
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Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 11, 2015, 05:41:28 am
(https://scontent-b-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/1463199_1171611906201594_5414597416574438269_n.jpg?oh=8169936ffc1ce7fdb742cae06f627f43&oe=558E78C5)

Well you know, I wasn't GOING to. But.
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Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 11, 2015, 05:42:22 am
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/91/Burnside_Fountain_-_Worcester%2C_MA_-_DSC05765.jpg/640px-Burnside_Fountain_-_Worcester%2C_MA_-_DSC05765.jpg

Well now, that shit DIDN'T turn me on, but sculpture porn. Maybe I should sue.
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Post by: Doktor Howl on February 19, 2015, 07:39:38 pm
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/1795494_10152903288056773_4135865916926444241_n.jpg?oh=76053166a672307be190530a2d2d99d3&oe=554E05DA&__gda__=1431443850_e8ce608fdf22f0c070d8e248f2d9e856)
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Post by: The Half-Eaten Waffle on February 19, 2015, 07:55:32 pm
(https://scontent-b-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/1463199_1171611906201594_5414597416574438269_n.jpg?oh=8169936ffc1ce7fdb742cae06f627f43&oe=558E78C5)

I'm wondering what the hell happen to make these guys put that warning label on there.
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Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 19, 2015, 11:45:37 pm
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/1795494_10152903288056773_4135865916926444241_n.jpg?oh=76053166a672307be190530a2d2d99d3&oe=554E05DA&__gda__=1431443850_e8ce608fdf22f0c070d8e248f2d9e856)

 :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :horrormirth:
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Post by: Doktor Howl on February 24, 2015, 12:45:58 am
(https://scontent-sjc.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/1891170_10152239524711489_1084881190_n.jpg?oh=61b8070d6e202f249c251ff95dbb6eb0&oe=558764FF)
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Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 24, 2015, 01:17:22 am
(https://scontent-sjc.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/1891170_10152239524711489_1084881190_n.jpg?oh=61b8070d6e202f249c251ff95dbb6eb0&oe=558764FF)

No no no no no WHAT??? How did THAT make it past business name registration?  :lulz:
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Post by: Pæs on February 24, 2015, 02:34:41 am
Eighteenth Moon, Third Quarter of the Snows, the Year of December three thousand two hundred and Fifty two

I rise from bed and dress.

Before I leave my quarters, I kneel on the hard sandstone floor and praise the Eighth Sigil adorning my door, offering my morning repetitions.

"Many days hath December,
No other can we remember.
Still we recall the fifty-third day,
our failure then, and why we pray.
Kneeling and reverential,
We forgot the eggs, they were essential."


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Post by: Doktor Howl on February 24, 2015, 03:14:36 am
(https://scontent-sjc.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/1891170_10152239524711489_1084881190_n.jpg?oh=61b8070d6e202f249c251ff95dbb6eb0&oe=558764FF)

No no no no no WHAT??? How did THAT make it past business name registration?  :lulz:

Maybe it's the guy's NAME.
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Post by: Eater of Clowns on February 24, 2015, 03:21:23 am
Eighteenth Moon, Third Quarter of the Snows, the Year of December three thousand two hundred and Fifty two

I rise from bed and dress.

Before I leave my quarters, I kneel on the hard sandstone floor and praise the Eighth Sigil adorning my door, offering my morning repetitions.

"Many days hath December,
No other can we remember.
Still we recall the fifty-third day,
our failure then, and why we pray.
Kneeling and reverential,
We forgot the eggs, they were essential."


 :lulz:
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Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 24, 2015, 09:33:31 pm
(https://scontent-sjc.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/1891170_10152239524711489_1084881190_n.jpg?oh=61b8070d6e202f249c251ff95dbb6eb0&oe=558764FF)

No no no no no WHAT??? How did THAT make it past business name registration?  :lulz:

Maybe it's the guy's NAME.

 :horrormirth:
Title: Re: NIGEL, I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS. (lots of pics warning)
Post by: Doktor Howl on March 10, 2015, 04:34:02 am
(http://i.imgur.com/ZkQyOs1.jpg)
Title: Re: NIGEL, I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS. (lots of pics warning)
Post by: The Wizard Joseph on March 10, 2015, 11:40:40 am
(http://i.imgur.com/ZkQyOs1.jpg)

Just  :horrormirth:  :horrormirth:

I tried to piece out the text below the pic. Sounds like Glory Hole is the name of a shelter. Who da fuk names a shelter Glory Hole? Bound for Glory I get, but bound for Glory Hole?
 :horrormirth:

 Father Blue there is in no way being extra creepy by using some poor plant to spread his 'holy' water.
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Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 10, 2015, 07:49:06 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/ZkQyOs1.jpg)


 :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: WHAT?????
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Post by: Doktor Howl on March 10, 2015, 09:32:19 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/ZkQyOs1.jpg)


 :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: WHAT?????

IT'S ALL THE FUTURE I EVER NEEDED.  AND THEN SOME.
Title: Re: NIGEL, I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS. (lots of pics warning)
Post by: Doktor Howl on March 12, 2015, 05:17:11 pm
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/11046477_864429880266823_4521368425192091295_n.jpg?oh=57320963c2e4750a2f2aea508403294d&oe=557107AC)
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Post by: LMNO on March 12, 2015, 05:19:12 pm
[requia]

Actually, broccoli rabe is/was commonly also known as broccoli rape. 

[/requia]
Title: Re: NIGEL, I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS. (lots of pics warning)
Post by: Doktor Howl on March 13, 2015, 02:41:55 pm
NOT AN ISOLATED INCIDENT

(https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/10150739_10153101628861768_4379926376473758104_n.jpg?oh=3be6ec4c658c9b8b91f4e7e71bf5a623&oe=55826687&__gda__=1438060754_f303ca33eba1e89a128a43e6df396b09)
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Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 13, 2015, 02:57:16 pm
It's true! It's a member of the turnip family, brassica rapa, and is also called rampion, which you may remember the pregnant mother from Rapunzel craving. Rapunzel is yet another name for it.
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Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 13, 2015, 02:57:55 pm
NOT AN ISOLATED INCIDENT

(https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/10150739_10153101628861768_4379926376473758104_n.jpg?oh=3be6ec4c658c9b8b91f4e7e71bf5a623&oe=55826687&__gda__=1438060754_f303ca33eba1e89a128a43e6df396b09)

Is that the same place?

It reeks of Canada.
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Post by: Doktor Howl on March 13, 2015, 04:43:04 pm
NOT AN ISOLATED INCIDENT

(https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/10150739_10153101628861768_4379926376473758104_n.jpg?oh=3be6ec4c658c9b8b91f4e7e71bf5a623&oe=55826687&__gda__=1438060754_f303ca33eba1e89a128a43e6df396b09)

Is that the same place?

It reeks of Canada.

No, it's the UK.  You can tell from the misery leaking out of the masonry.
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Post by: The Wizard Joseph on March 13, 2015, 06:12:06 pm
NOT AN ISOLATED INCIDENT

(https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/10150739_10153101628861768_4379926376473758104_n.jpg?oh=3be6ec4c658c9b8b91f4e7e71bf5a623&oe=55826687&__gda__=1438060754_f303ca33eba1e89a128a43e6df396b09)

Is that the same place?

It reeks of Canada.

No, it's the UK.  You can tell from the misery leaking out of the masonry.

That and the sign has a tyop.

 :p
Title: Re: NIGEL, I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS. (lots of pics warning)
Post by: MMIX on March 13, 2015, 06:53:56 pm
NOT AN ISOLATED INCIDENT

(https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/10150739_10153101628861768_4379926376473758104_n.jpg?oh=3be6ec4c658c9b8b91f4e7e71bf5a623&oe=55826687&__gda__=1438060754_f303ca33eba1e89a128a43e6df396b09)

Is that the same place?

It reeks of Canada.

No, it's the UK.  You can tell from the misery leaking out of the masonry.

That and the sign has a tyop.

 :p

If it wasn't for the tyops we couldn't communicate at lla
Title: Re: NIGEL, I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS. (lots of pics warning)
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 13, 2015, 07:31:26 pm
NOT AN ISOLATED INCIDENT

(https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/10150739_10153101628861768_4379926376473758104_n.jpg?oh=3be6ec4c658c9b8b91f4e7e71bf5a623&oe=55826687&__gda__=1438060754_f303ca33eba1e89a128a43e6df396b09)

Is that the same place?

It reeks of Canada.

No, it's the UK.  You can tell from the misery leaking out of the masonry.

 :lulz:
Title: Re: NIGEL, I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS. (lots of pics warning)
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 13, 2015, 07:35:57 pm
NOT AN ISOLATED INCIDENT

(https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/10150739_10153101628861768_4379926376473758104_n.jpg?oh=3be6ec4c658c9b8b91f4e7e71bf5a623&oe=55826687&__gda__=1438060754_f303ca33eba1e89a128a43e6df396b09)

Is that the same place?

It reeks of Canada.

No, it's the UK.  You can tell from the misery leaking out of the masonry.

That and the sign has a tyop.

 :p

I've heard that some of those Canuckistaners spell things funny too, out of some perverse misplaced loyalty to the inbred fuckers who left them in those frozen wastelands to die.
Title: Re: NIGEL, I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS. (lots of pics warning)
Post by: Doktor Howl on March 13, 2015, 07:43:39 pm
I've heard that some of those Canuckistaners spell things funny too, out of some perverse misplaced loyalty to the inbred fuckers who left them in those frozen wastelands to die.

I don't base my spelling on that of a former iron curtain nation.
Title: Re: NIGEL, I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS. (lots of pics warning)
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 13, 2015, 07:50:22 pm
I've heard that some of those Canuckistaners spell things funny too, out of some perverse misplaced loyalty to the inbred fuckers who left them in those frozen wastelands to die.

I don't base my spelling on that of a former iron curtain nation.

Good man. Not like the rest of your former countrymen. I've heard that some of them even speak French.
Title: Re: NIGEL, I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS. (lots of pics warning)
Post by: Doktor Howl on March 13, 2015, 08:09:07 pm
I've heard that some of those Canuckistaners spell things funny too, out of some perverse misplaced loyalty to the inbred fuckers who left them in those frozen wastelands to die.

I don't base my spelling on that of a former iron curtain nation.

Good man. Not like the rest of your former countrymen. I've heard that some of them even speak French.

Yeah, that's the single-helix set.
Title: Re: NIGEL, I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS. (lots of pics warning)
Post by: Doktor Howl on March 17, 2015, 07:34:18 pm
DOES NOBODY STOP - EVEN FOR A MOMENT - AND THING ABOUT SHIT?

(https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/11046799_1076949328986300_3987065837731431403_n.jpg?oh=a1e455cbaba5a6cb9fa1b8f735b1d016&oe=557AC11E&__gda__=1433526561_bc963c4149c7f05c0c27e2deb4d050f8)
Title: Re: NIGEL, I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS. (lots of pics warning)
Post by: The Wizard Joseph on March 17, 2015, 08:26:22 pm
DOES NOBODY STOP - EVEN FOR A MOMENT - AND THING ABOUT SHIT?

(https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/11046799_1076949328986300_3987065837731431403_n.jpg?oh=a1e455cbaba5a6cb9fa1b8f735b1d016&oe=557AC11E&__gda__=1433526561_bc963c4149c7f05c0c27e2deb4d050f8)
:eek:
Apparently not often.

You know there's also a safety issue here. What if you're so lost in you moment with life sized plaster Jesus that you forget that his healing hands are over your head when you stand up? How do you press a liability case against the divine?
Title: Re: NIGEL, I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS. (lots of pics warning)
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 18, 2015, 04:00:02 am
DOES NOBODY STOP - EVEN FOR A MOMENT - AND THING ABOUT SHIT?

(https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/11046799_1076949328986300_3987065837731431403_n.jpg?oh=a1e455cbaba5a6cb9fa1b8f735b1d016&oe=557AC11E&__gda__=1433526561_bc963c4149c7f05c0c27e2deb4d050f8)

 :lulz:

No. They don't.
Title: Re: NIGEL, I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS. (lots of pics warning)
Post by: Khezef on March 18, 2015, 08:52:11 am
(http://i603.photobucket.com/albums/tt112/ausador/1209421267938_jpg_5Broflposters_com.jpg)

and one more truth

(http://cdnimg.visualizeus.com/thumbs/30/51/humor,creation,flood,funy,god,ark-305191f87986a7d3cf1ea69d69bb83b6_h.jpg)

Title: Re: NIGEL, I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS. (lots of pics warning)
Post by: Doktor Howl on March 20, 2015, 08:12:10 pm
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/1511377_10151947497637827_131542828_n.jpg?oh=6e17dae75711fdbe55016cb1b4212247&oe=55B91FDC&__gda__=1433537031_2734a3fc5e43fab18a33807184461f48)
Title: Re: NIGEL, I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS. (lots of pics warning)
Post by: Cain on March 21, 2015, 06:58:17 am
I know some snake owners who would kill for that much mice at that price.
Title: Re: NIGEL, I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS. (lots of pics warning)
Post by: Doktor Howl on March 24, 2015, 01:43:16 am
(https://scontent-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/11066522_1024205737607149_2508909003223286329_n.jpg?oh=044fbc77fa9386ac4176944855cfae0c&oe=557DEE17)
Title: Re: NIGEL, I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS. (lots of pics warning)
Post by: The Wizard Joseph on March 24, 2015, 03:15:28 pm
(https://scontent-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/11066522_1024205737607149_2508909003223286329_n.jpg?oh=044fbc77fa9386ac4176944855cfae0c&oe=557DEE17)

But what if it's open in an unending Lovecraftian scream? :hm:
Title: Re: NIGEL, I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS. (lots of pics warning)
Post by: Doktor Howl on March 25, 2015, 03:27:47 am
(https://scontent-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/11066522_1024205737607149_2508909003223286329_n.jpg?oh=044fbc77fa9386ac4176944855cfae0c&oe=557DEE17)

But what if it's open in an unending Lovecraftian scream? :hm:

Then welcome to

EVERY

DAY

OF

MY

LIFE.
Title: Re: NIGEL, I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS. (lots of pics warning)
Post by: Doktor Howl on March 26, 2015, 04:14:41 pm
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/11081226_10203940322970937_601523331874463847_n.jpg?oh=5a81f3f6efd28df46c8fe2a24c3deab2&oe=5578B20A)
Title: Re: NIGEL, I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS. (lots of pics warning)
Post by: LMNO on March 26, 2015, 05:05:48 pm
(http://cdn.meme.am/instances/250x250/60599674.jpg)
Title: Re: NIGEL, I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS. (lots of pics warning)
Post by: Cain on March 26, 2015, 05:08:51 pm
Libety would be a great drag queen stage name.
Title: Re: NIGEL, I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS. (lots of pics warning)
Post by: LMNO on March 26, 2015, 05:25:50 pm
Calling it now:  "Libety Belle" is my new drag name.
Title: Re: NIGEL, I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS. (lots of pics warning)
Post by: Cain on March 26, 2015, 05:27:00 pm
Performing These Boots Are Made For Walkin'
Title: Re: NIGEL, I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS. (lots of pics warning)
Post by: LMNO on March 26, 2015, 05:32:44 pm
Performing These Boots Are Made For Walkin'
"(Eurodance Remix)"
Title: Re: NIGEL, I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS. (lots of pics warning)
Post by: Junkenstein on March 26, 2015, 11:01:34 pm
Performing These Boots Are Made For Walkin'
"(Eurodance Remix)"

Ahem

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNbYv5iJTeY
Title: Re: NIGEL, I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS. (lots of pics warning)
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 31, 2015, 04:17:34 am
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/1511377_10151947497637827_131542828_n.jpg?oh=6e17dae75711fdbe55016cb1b4212247&oe=55B91FDC&__gda__=1433537031_2734a3fc5e43fab18a33807184461f48)

 :lulz:
Title: Re: NIGEL, I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS. (lots of pics warning)
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 31, 2015, 04:18:44 am
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/11081226_10203940322970937_601523331874463847_n.jpg?oh=5a81f3f6efd28df46c8fe2a24c3deab2&oe=5578B20A)

I CAN'T EVEN TELL WHAT THEY WERE TRYING TO SAY.
Title: Re: NIGEL, I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS. (lots of pics warning)
Post by: Doktor Howl on April 13, 2015, 09:23:29 pm
(https://scontent-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/11159524_968107139880574_7730004306568731838_n.jpg?oh=2f53118e94249f7fa59a9c7f98106862&oe=55983D5A)
Title: Re: NIGEL, I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS. (lots of pics warning)
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 13, 2015, 09:47:49 pm
 :lulz:
Title: Re: NIGEL, I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS. (lots of pics warning)
Post by: Doktor Howl on April 14, 2015, 08:55:03 pm
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/p480x480/20692_10152731019061674_802132580183571637_n.jpg?oh=c6536bccf19b549c59959321d5749540&oe=55E5D860&__gda__=1441040579_5dc7eae4a9cfd6848c9696263b8a3b77)
Title: Re: NIGEL, I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS. (lots of pics warning)
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 15, 2015, 06:07:03 am
 :lulz: I am beginning to think that some of these are the result of disgruntled, underpaid employees saying FUCK IT.
Title: Re: NIGEL, I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS. (lots of pics warning)
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 23, 2015, 06:22:20 am
(https://i.warosu.org/data/ck/img/0046/70/1375059861074.jpg)
Title: Re: NIGEL, I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS. (lots of pics warning)
Post by: Doktor Howl on April 23, 2015, 05:11:04 pm
(https://i.warosu.org/data/ck/img/0046/70/1375059861074.jpg)

 :lulz:
Title: Re: NIGEL, I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS. (lots of pics warning)
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 27, 2015, 06:44:03 am
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BkZqqJzCYAA3MHU.jpg)
Title: Re: NIGEL, I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS. (lots of pics warning)
Post by: Meunster on April 27, 2015, 04:31:38 pm
(https://i.warosu.org/data/ck/img/0046/70/1375059861074.jpg)

http://www.kelownanow.com/news/news/National_News/15/04/21/Town_of_Tisdale_Considers_Changing_Its_Slogan

Was wondering the story behind it. Had to google.
Title: Re: NIGEL, I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS. (lots of pics warning)
Post by: Doktor Howl on May 05, 2015, 12:13:33 am
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BkZqqJzCYAA3MHU.jpg)

 :lulz:

BUT THEN THIS HAPPENED:

(https://scontent-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/13409_843719219016684_1437004017967764115_n.jpg?oh=fa2723905816056a5073731d88abcf5b&oe=55C56422)
Title: Re: NIGEL, I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS. (lots of pics warning)
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 05, 2015, 12:42:21 am
YES THEY ARE, SVETLANA. YES, THEY ARE. :lulz:
Title: Re: NIGEL, I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS. (lots of pics warning)
Post by: Doktor Howl on May 07, 2015, 06:55:55 am
(https://scontent-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtf1/v/t1.0-9/11063727_1114968595185015_1181493084772579639_n.jpg?oh=47eb06ad32d942d176c34073db5f75b4&oe=55CD12DE)
Title: Re: NIGEL, I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS. (lots of pics warning)
Post by: Doktor Howl on May 18, 2015, 09:27:07 pm
(http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/rapes-you-van.jpg)
Title: Re: NIGEL, I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS. (lots of pics warning)
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 20, 2015, 02:58:11 am
(http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/rapes-you-van.jpg)

:facepalm:
Title: Re: NIGEL, I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS. (lots of pics warning)
Post by: Doktor Howl on May 20, 2015, 05:56:08 pm
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xta1/v/t1.0-9/11152686_10206862245936852_9101003287247089749_n.jpg?oh=e6a8c5317a343ae65fdb575bbce7299d&oe=55FC537D)
Title: Re: NIGEL, I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS. (lots of pics warning)
Post by: Doktor Howl on June 02, 2015, 10:55:08 pm
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xat1/v/t1.0-9/11377313_10153332102701054_4017764701544067738_n.jpg?oh=29275718281be4d1c71d109674407e7a&oe=55F1F84F)
Title: Re: NIGEL, I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS. (lots of pics warning)
Post by: Emo Howard on June 02, 2015, 11:19:10 pm
I've had that. It's not bad, actually.

The thought crossed my mind to put a package into the rotary vending machine at work, but I wussed out.
Title: Re: NIGEL, I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS. (lots of pics warning)
Post by: Doktor Howl on June 12, 2015, 03:27:01 am
(https://scontent-lax1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/1888674_1592081447747908_3563267831030806824_n.jpg?oh=7eb23121c0afb1022681c6c49faf61aa&oe=55F0A2CD)

I am told this is real.

ETA:  Is real.

http://www.yellowpages.com/fayetteville-nc/camel-tow
Title: Re: NIGEL, I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS. (lots of pics warning)
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 12, 2015, 03:32:51 am
(https://scontent-lax1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/1888674_1592081447747908_3563267831030806824_n.jpg?oh=7eb23121c0afb1022681c6c49faf61aa&oe=55F0A2CD)

I am told this is real.

ETA:  Is real.

http://www.yellowpages.com/fayetteville-nc/camel-tow

 :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

Keep it classy, Fayetteville.

(My grandmother was from there, BTW.)
Title: Re: NIGEL, I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS. (lots of pics warning)
Post by: President Television on June 12, 2015, 07:33:13 pm
(https://scontent-lga1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtf1/v/t1.0-9/11393276_649686438502348_18200602814387666_n.jpg?oh=83501668b799299f471390b0ee9822d5&oe=55FEF881)
Title: Re: NIGEL, I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS. (lots of pics warning)
Post by: Dubya on June 13, 2015, 01:48:10 am
(https://scontent-lga1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtf1/v/t1.0-9/11393276_649686438502348_18200602814387666_n.jpg?oh=83501668b799299f471390b0ee9822d5&oe=55FEF881)

Put down the girl and come out with your tentacles up!

:lulz:
Title: Re: NIGEL, I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS. (lots of pics warning)
Post by: Doktor Howl on June 16, 2015, 03:17:53 am
(https://scontent-lax1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10929214_1599912883559497_3677135490194850559_n.jpg?oh=91628d6e2711203a2b58998cba81b360&oe=56321005)
Title: Re: NIGEL, I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS. (lots of pics warning)
Post by: LMNO on June 16, 2015, 05:23:56 am
Hold on, that one makes complete sense.
Title: Re: NIGEL, I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS. (lots of pics warning)
Post by: Doktor Howl on June 16, 2015, 06:28:27 am
Hold on, that one makes complete sense.

I didn't expect them to say it out loud.

I feel as if I'm standing on my head.
Title: Re: NIGEL, I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS. (lots of pics warning)
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 16, 2015, 08:09:44 am
(https://scontent-lax1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10929214_1599912883559497_3677135490194850559_n.jpg?oh=91628d6e2711203a2b58998cba81b360&oe=56321005)

PERFECT.
Title: Re: NIGEL, I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS. (lots of pics warning)
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 02, 2015, 04:26:42 am
(https://scontent.fsnc1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtp1/v/t1.0-9/11698567_10153448346528514_9111555216688531273_n.jpg?oh=337b3b885b0e4e0794bd606425799372&oe=5621E2CC)

MISS AMERICA WAS NOT AVAILABLE FOR COMMENT.
Title: Re: NIGEL, I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS. (lots of pics warning)
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 20, 2015, 03:32:17 pm
(http://i1142.photobucket.com/albums/n603/bobbysgirl777/Blog%20reviews/DSC08664_zpsea722858.jpg)
Title: Re: NIGEL, I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS. (lots of pics warning)
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 02, 2015, 05:22:58 am
Oh, Goddammit.

(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xat1/v/t1.0-9/11800036_10207108481340467_1098919082180295162_n.jpg?oh=235fdd3014a045b1b6b795264609fb4c&oe=56432AF3)
Title: Re: NIGEL, I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS. (lots of pics warning)
Post by: LMNO on August 03, 2015, 06:24:26 pm
Arkansas man complains the NBC logo was changed to rainbow colors because of the gays, freaks out. (http://www.queerty.com/arkansas-man-freaks-out-at-nbc-rainbow-logo-but-the-joke-is-on-him-20150629?utm_source=bb82&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=nbcrainbow&ts_pid=2)
Title: Re: NIGEL, I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS. (lots of pics warning)
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 03, 2015, 07:08:56 pm
Oh, Goddammit.

(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xat1/v/t1.0-9/11800036_10207108481340467_1098919082180295162_n.jpg?oh=235fdd3014a045b1b6b795264609fb4c&oe=56432AF3)

This is exactly the best thing ever. Ever.
Title: Re: NIGEL, I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS. (lots of pics warning)
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 03, 2015, 07:10:34 pm
Arkansas man complains the NBC logo was changed to rainbow colors because of the gays, freaks out. (http://www.queerty.com/arkansas-man-freaks-out-at-nbc-rainbow-logo-but-the-joke-is-on-him-20150629?utm_source=bb82&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=nbcrainbow&ts_pid=2)

 :lulz:
Title: Re: NIGEL, I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS. (lots of pics warning)
Post by: Meunster on August 04, 2015, 03:29:12 am
Arkansas man complains the NBC logo was changed to rainbow colors because of the gays, freaks out. (http://www.queerty.com/arkansas-man-freaks-out-at-nbc-rainbow-logo-but-the-joke-is-on-him-20150629?utm_source=bb82&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=nbcrainbow&ts_pid=2)

 :lulz:

What other companies have rainbows in their logo? 
I want to duplicate this.
Title: Re: NIGEL, I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS. (lots of pics warning)
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 16, 2015, 12:18:18 am
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/11863478_10106561874612523_8372607314119564211_n.jpg?oh=b8342544564cff68167adab17771d92f&oe=5678CB9C)
Title: Re: NIGEL, I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS. (lots of pics warning)
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on August 16, 2015, 09:58:41 pm
omg  :lulz:
Title: Re: NIGEL, I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS. (lots of pics warning)
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 16, 2015, 10:29:53 pm
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/11863478_10106561874612523_8372607314119564211_n.jpg?oh=b8342544564cff68167adab17771d92f&oe=5678CB9C)

OH MAN. OH MAN, OH MAN.
Title: Re: NIGEL, I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS. (lots of pics warning)
Post by: Chelagoras The Boulder on August 18, 2015, 11:14:47 pm
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/11863478_10106561874612523_8372607314119564211_n.jpg?oh=b8342544564cff68167adab17771d92f&oe=5678CB9C)
:lulz:
Title: Re: NIGEL, I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS. (lots of pics warning)
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 27, 2015, 04:55:33 am
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/11960180_10150827483844945_876807615985574669_n.jpg?oh=cba30d36ab129d431cc71303076adfc9&oe=566B93F4)
Title: Re: NIGEL, I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS. (lots of pics warning)
Post by: LMNO on August 27, 2015, 02:53:17 pm
There go my nipples again.
Title: Re: NIGEL, I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS. (lots of pics warning)
Post by: Don Coyote on August 27, 2015, 08:55:12 pm
Wouldn't play with.

Her deck is obviously





Stacked
 :putin:
Title: Re: NIGEL, I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS. (lots of pics warning)
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 27, 2015, 11:19:11 pm
Wouldn't play with.

Her deck is obviously





Stacked
 :putin:

:tgrr:
Title: Re: NIGEL, I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS. (lots of pics warning)
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 03, 2015, 05:00:49 am
STOP.  JUST STOP.

(https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/11058637_10207220000956882_882133249257825516_n.jpg?oh=00f2ff4e9b2e788b2a1f98911297d1ec&oe=567D4659)
Title: Re: NIGEL, I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS. (lots of pics warning)
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 18, 2015, 04:17:42 am
STOP.  JUST STOP.

(https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/11058637_10207220000956882_882133249257825516_n.jpg?oh=00f2ff4e9b2e788b2a1f98911297d1ec&oe=567D4659)

 :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Title: Re: NIGEL, I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS. (lots of pics warning)
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 20, 2015, 03:55:02 am
Okay, who wants to blow spidey up?

(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/11425216_464629490380222_1176686199108012024_n.jpg?oh=90f733088bdb58f3b7e6be66f0df2175&oe=56887CA2)
Title: Re: NIGEL, I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS. (lots of pics warning)
Post by: Nast on October 20, 2015, 04:54:35 am
I don't want to get web-shot in my hair.
Title: Re: NIGEL, I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS. (lots of pics warning)
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 20, 2015, 03:02:17 pm
 :lulz:
Title: Re: NIGEL, I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS. (lots of pics warning)
Post by: rong on October 21, 2015, 01:58:28 am
(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2015/10/funny-signs-random-strange-29.jpg?quality=100&strip=info&w=600)
Title: Re: NIGEL, I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS. (lots of pics warning)
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 22, 2015, 03:17:16 am
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtp1/v/t1.0-9/12118988_1504067356570479_5282893725847837673_n.jpg?oh=d7d37a6d320eeaa713bf8b7743dede50&oe=56CD9CA2)
Title: Re: NIGEL, I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS. (lots of pics warning)
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 22, 2015, 03:08:55 pm
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtp1/v/t1.0-9/12118988_1504067356570479_5282893725847837673_n.jpg?oh=d7d37a6d320eeaa713bf8b7743dede50&oe=56CD9CA2)

Wow

Talk about full service!
Title: Re: NIGEL, I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS. (lots of pics warning)
Post by: rong on October 23, 2015, 02:03:18 am
in a tattoo shop bathroom, i saw a sign that said 

"employees must wash hands.  if unable to locate an employee, feel free to wash your own hands"

i chuckled
Title: Re: NIGEL, I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS. (lots of pics warning)
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 29, 2015, 03:41:11 am
(https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xlf1/v/t1.0-9/11012090_1028866720478660_8169531172235466001_n.jpg?oh=1edbd9281d273f2deeaa7b669926274e&oe=56CF9861)
Title: Re: NIGEL, I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS. (lots of pics warning)
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 02, 2015, 06:00:55 pm
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfl1/v/t1.0-9/11214374_541985682616427_8539812954600746718_n.jpg?oh=11986f932f92c3fbb774b526dc6e89c0&oe=57206CFC)
Title: Re: NIGEL, I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS. (lots of pics warning)
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 02, 2016, 05:07:50 am
(https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xal1/v/t1.0-0/s480x480/12376779_1153062004712264_5008945618933641784_n.jpg?oh=c028f9064fcac1cb046240b493445662&oe=5757B22B)
Title: Re: NIGEL, I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS. (lots of pics warning)
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 14, 2016, 08:16:45 pm
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-0/p480x480/12814207_923195064442470_9166933621785089459_n.jpg?oh=ed7e66f7be5c86846eeddfd33dd09852&oe=5790197D)