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Principia Discordia => Or Kill Me => Topic started by: ivan on March 28, 2015, 10:24:48 am

Title: Toxicofragmentation
Post by: ivan on March 28, 2015, 10:24:48 am
Hello friends! Many of you are tormented by difficult memories and bad luck in your private life. This post contains a how-to guide of a tested sisterly technology aimed to fight memories and personal life.

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So, to get the result you will need a small non-ventiled room, nail lacquer (desirably of several colours) and a dissolvent (a market name is delacquer).

Take your seat and start lacquering nails, with defragmenting your memory. Put the lacquer slowly and with full concentration, draw patterns, use different colours.

If your memories don't go away, then immediately start to dissolve, without waiting until the lacquer starts to crystallize. Thoroughly wipe your nails with dissolvent and then switch to the lacquer again.

For complete disruption of neural nets it takes 2 or 3 repetitions of lacquer-dissolvend. To destroy anything personal, perform these sessions with the radio or TV turned on.

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If the memories still don't go away, then put a big plastic bag over your head when putting the lacquer.

And if you are a male and feel ashamed, use a transparent lacquer to destroy your memory.

ODD# II(c)/3,v;35Chs3181
Title: Re: Toxicofragmentation
Post by: Reginald Ret on March 28, 2015, 10:28:49 am
 :lulz:
This is genius!

I have tried and can't even remember what it was i wanted to not remember!

Who am I? Why are the walls melting? Oooh pretty dancing oily waves!

Please oh master, tell me more!
Title: Re: Toxicofragmentation
Post by: Doktor Howl on March 30, 2015, 03:14:01 pm
Hello friends! Many of you are tormented by difficult memories and bad luck in your private life.

No, I have "Bob".  The Luck Plane is mine to control.

:bob:
Title: Re: Toxicofragmentation
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 31, 2015, 03:27:23 am
I tried this, but then I woke up in an arroyo with a male prostitute stuck to my fingernails.

The good news is, I don't remember a thing. If only Jesus would stop his caterwauling about  how I have to marry him now because of what I did to him, I would be at peace with the world.
Title: Re: Toxicofragmentation
Post by: Doktor Howl on March 31, 2015, 03:46:16 am
I tried this, but then I woke up in an arroyo with a male prostitute stuck to my fingernails.


I remember that.  We wrote a song about it.
Title: Re: Toxicofragmentation
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 31, 2015, 03:49:54 am
I tried this, but then I woke up in an arroyo with a male prostitute stuck to my fingernails.


I remember that.  We wrote a song about it.

 :lol:
Title: Re: Toxicofragmentation
Post by: Doktor Howl on March 31, 2015, 03:57:14 am
I tried this, but then I woke up in an arroyo with a male prostitute stuck to my fingernails.


I remember that.  We wrote a song about it.

 :lol:

"Please Come to Tucson", with no apologies to David Loggins.