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Principia Discordia => Aneristic Illusions => Topic started by: babyjesus on July 08, 2016, 03:00:12 pm

Title: War on Cops
Post by: babyjesus on July 08, 2016, 03:00:12 pm
This is terrible.

The Berning Man Army has declared war on cops and who knows how far this will escalate before the blue blowback begins.

This could spark civil unrest on a wide scale, resembling an insurgency replete with suicide bombings as a tactic if global trends materialize here as they have elsewhere.

:speechless:
:popcorn:
Title: Re: UNLIMITED ZEROHEDGE APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: babyjesus on July 08, 2016, 03:06:59 pm
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Black Power Political Organization Takes Responsibilty For Murdering 5 Dallas Cops

http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2016-07-08/black-power-political-organization-takes-responsibilty-murdering-5-dallas-cops

that is their actual name, BPPO, aka #blackpower! and #blackknights!

This is a powder keg.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED ZEROHEDGE APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: babyjesus on July 08, 2016, 03:08:32 pm
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"Sniper Assassins Take Down Five Police Officers! And More Will Be Assassinated In The Coming Days! Do You Like The Work Of Our Assassins? Get Your Own Sniper Rifle And Join Our Thousands Of Sniper Assassins Worldwide In The Fight Against Oppression!"

removed from their facebook page
Title: Re: UNLIMITED ZEROHEDGE APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: babyjesus on July 08, 2016, 03:10:48 pm
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According to Dallas Police Chief David Brown, who said that during the exchange of gunfire with the suspect, he made the following announcement: "The suspect said he was upset about Black Lives Matter," said Brown, who is black. "He said he was upset about the recent police shootings. The suspect said he was upset at white people. The suspect stated that he wanted to kill white people, especially white officers."

http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2016-07-08/dallas-shooter-upset-about-black-lives-matter-wanted-kill-white-people-especially-wh

They be comin for your guns now and they ain't takin shit this time!
Title: Re: UNLIMITED ZEROHEDGE APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Junkenstein on July 08, 2016, 03:14:34 pm
Remove this shit from the thread please.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED ZEROHEDGE APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: babyjesus on July 08, 2016, 03:14:43 pm
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Just hours after the latest mass shooting event in Dallas, one which claimed the most police officer lives since September 11, moments ago the US Capitol was placed under a lockdown possibly due to a gun on the campus. As the Hill reports, Rep. Dennis Ross (R-Fla.) told The Hill that a staffer was seen in the building with a firearm. 

Time to turn DC into a "green zone" and quadruple the security for President elect Trump.

We might need more than one wall after all......
Title: Re: UNLIMITED ZEROHEDGE APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: babyjesus on July 08, 2016, 03:25:26 pm
Guns don't kill people, social media kills people.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED ZEROHEDGE APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: babyjesus on July 08, 2016, 04:16:49 pm
really strikes me that this happened in the city that assassinated JFK by a gunman named Micah X Johnson, US Army. http://heavy.com/news/2016/07/micah-xavier-x-johnson-dallas-police-shooting-sniper-gunman-shooter-suspect-name-identified-photos-facebook-video/

It reminds me of Malcom X and his Ballot or the Bullet philosophy. It reminds me of unfinished and unresolved issues from the 60s civil rights era coming back to life in an altered state.

It has been simmering for the last 50 years, but this nation was born on fire and it will forever be a nation in flames. You reap what you sow.



Title: Re: UNLIMITED ZEROHEDGE APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: babyjesus on July 08, 2016, 06:19:09 pm
]quote]Manhunt Underway In St. Louis Suburb After Police Officer Shot In The Neck - Live Feed[/quote]

http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2016-07-08/manhunt-underway-st-louis-suburb-after-police-officer-shot-neck

that didn't take long.......
Title: Re: UNLIMITED ZEROHEDGE APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: babyjesus on July 08, 2016, 10:44:21 pm
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4 Shot, 1 Killed After Black Gunman Fires At Passing Cars On Tennessee Highway, Targeting Police, Whites

Case in point, the latest incident in what increasinly more are calling an all out race war was reported moments ago by AP who said that 37-year-old Lakeem Keon Scott, who is black, opened fire indiscriminately at passing cars and police on a Tennessee highway. He later told investigators he was angry about police violence against African-Americans. One woman died and three others, including one police officer, were injured in the rampage.

http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2016-07-08/one-dead-after-black-gunman-shoots-passing-cars-tennessee-highway-targeting-police-w

That is 5 cops killed, 8 more injured along with several white civilians in one 24 hour period.

War on Cops is clearly on. Lets see whom if anybody can settle things down.

Do we have any respected leaders anymore?
Title: Re: UNLIMITED ZEROHEDGE APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: babyjesus on July 08, 2016, 11:18:59 pm
If Senseless Violence Continues, America Will Be A Total Police State In No Time

exactly, the Big Blue BlowBack.

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While we don’t know who the police murderers in Dallas were, or their motivations, we do know one thing. Their actions will unquestionably have several very counterproductive and dangerous outcomes.

1. Further divide the country in general.

 2. Further the already wide distrust between the police and the general public.

 3. Increase the likelihood of more violence, and the eventual imposition of a total police state in America.

Either the people who committed the murders had the above goals in mind, or they were just stupid, violent criminals who didn’t have the meager sophistication necessary to understand the extremely negative implications of their actions.
or they were just pissed and voting with their long rifles.

http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2016-07-08/if-senseless-violence-continues-america-will-be-total-police-state-no-time

The unintended consequences of the emerging War on Cops will that the cops fight back and win. They always win, cuz the people are skeered. States exist because they monopolize the use of force. Force is their strong suit and those who oppose them will end up disarmed, crossing check points and subject to law enforcement running roughshod across the law with no restraint.

I tells ya this now: This upcoming election is gonna be a show for the ages!

WORD!
Title: Re: UNLIMITED ZEROHEDGE APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: East Coast Hustle on July 09, 2016, 04:15:23 am
Dude, stop spamming links to zerohedge. I can tell when someone's just trying to drive traffic to a site and I won't tolerate it. Consider this your one warning.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED ZEROHEDGE APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: babyjesus on July 09, 2016, 06:19:48 am
Dude, stop spamming links to zerohedge. I can tell when someone's just trying to drive traffic to a site and I won't tolerate it. Consider this your one warning.

You can't have liberty and security, the two are mutually exclusive.

But you can have liberty and death at once, although only momentarily. Que Sera!
Title: Re: UNLIMITED ZEROHEDGE APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Freeky on July 09, 2016, 06:44:45 am
Dude, stop spamming links to zerohedge. I can tell when someone's just trying to drive traffic to a site and I won't tolerate it. Consider this your one warning.

You can't have liberty and security, the two are mutually exclusive.

But you can have liberty and death at once, although only momentarily. Que Sera!

Do you do lots of drugs, by any chance?
Title: Re: UNLIMITED ZEROHEDGE APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: PoFP on July 09, 2016, 01:32:18 pm
Dude, stop spamming links to zerohedge. I can tell when someone's just trying to drive traffic to a site and I won't tolerate it. Consider this your one warning.

You can't have liberty and security, the two are mutually exclusive.

But you can have liberty and death at once, although only momentarily. Que Sera!

 :ohboy:
Title: Re: UNLIMITED ZEROHEDGE APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: East Coast Hustle on July 09, 2016, 03:40:42 pm
Dude, stop spamming links to zerohedge. I can tell when someone's just trying to drive traffic to a site and I won't tolerate it. Consider this your one warning.

You can't have liberty and security, the two are mutually exclusive.

But you can have liberty and death at once, although only momentarily. Que Sera!

You're a bit dim, aren't you? The two are only mutually exclusive if you rely on someone else for your security.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED ZEROHEDGE APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: babyjesus on July 09, 2016, 03:50:10 pm
Dude, stop spamming links to zerohedge. I can tell when someone's just trying to drive traffic to a site and I won't tolerate it. Consider this your one warning.

You can't have liberty and security, the two are mutually exclusive.

But you can have liberty and death at once, although only momentarily. Que Sera!

You're a bit dim, aren't you? The two are only mutually exclusive if you rely on someone else for your security.

any kind of real security demands that you forfeit some or all liberty.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED ZEROHEDGE APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on July 09, 2016, 03:59:44 pm
There is no "real" security. I'll see your six point locking mechanism and raise you a thermonuclear warhead  :lulz:
Title: Re: UNLIMITED ZEROHEDGE APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: PoFP on July 09, 2016, 04:15:41 pm
There is no "real" security. I'll see your six point locking mechanism and raise you a thermonuclear warhead  :lulz:

I think he means the nuclear warhead would be a form of security, which of course would be rendered moot by another 100 years of Global Warming, or an asteroid.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED ZEROHEDGE APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on July 09, 2016, 06:20:51 pm
Is my point. Security is a degree of scale. There is no absolute. Which kinda fucks with his Liberty for Security theory. Liberty for security may well be the pitch that government inc are making and sure as fuck they'll take their payment in advance but that doesn't make it any less bullshit. I'm with ECH - I got plenty of both, go sell snake oil somewhere else.  8)
Title: Re: UNLIMITED ZEROHEDGE APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: babyjesus on July 09, 2016, 06:22:43 pm
Meet the cute little drone that nuked the Dallas sniper:

http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2016-07-09/due-process-drone-was-used-blow-us-citizen-without-trial-week

I love the handle!

If I wonder about this extrajudicial assassination at all I wonder "why a bomb?"

Why not a smoke bomb or pepper spray, or even live wasps released onto the sniper?

I think the answer is pretty simple. DON"T KILL FUCKING COPS!

Cops in the US have always gone after cop killers intending to kill them, rather than take them alive. And they do it manhunt style with all the fixins.

They have to maintain a state monopoly on the use of force.

I fought the law, and the law won. Duh!
Title: Re: UNLIMITED ZEROHEDGE APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Salty on July 09, 2016, 06:43:42 pm
ZEROHEDGE ZEROHEDGE ZEROHEDGE ZEROHEDGE ZEROHEDGE ZEROHEDGE ZEROHEDGE ZEROHEDGE ZEROHEDGE ZEROHEDGE ZEROHEDGE ZEROHEDGE ZEROHEDGE ZEROHEDGE ZEROHEDGE ZEROHEDGE ZEROHEDGE ZEROHEDGE ZEROHEDGE ZEROHEDGE ZEROHEDGE ZEROHEDGE ZEROHEDGE ZEROHEDGE ZEROHEDGE ZEROHEDGE ZEROHEDGE ZEROHEDGE ZEROHEDGE ZEROHEDGE ZEROHEDGE ZEROHEDGE ZEROHEDGE ZEROHEDGE ZEROHEDGE ZEROHEDGE ZEROHEDGE ZEROHEDGE ZEROHEDGE ZEROHEDGE ZEROHEDGE ZEROHEDGE
Title: Re: UNLIMITED ZEROHEDGE APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: babyjesus on July 09, 2016, 06:44:05 pm
Is my point. Security is a degree of scale. There is no absolute. Which kinda fucks with his Liberty for Security theory. Liberty for security may well be the pitch that government inc are making and sure as fuck they'll take their payment in advance but that doesn't make it any less bullshit. I'm with ECH - I got plenty of both, go sell snake oil somewhere else.  8)

actually the fact that there is no absolute security only strengthens my point. But as you progress up any scale of security from 0 to infinity you likewise lose liberty en route.

Title: Re: UNLIMITED ZEROHEDGE APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: babyjesus on July 09, 2016, 06:46:35 pm
to put this in perspective:  "We are all Palestinians now", or if you prefer "first they came droning Waziristanians and I said nothing because I wasn't Waziristani"

The ghost of John Belushi is not amused!
Title: Re: UNLIMITED ZEROHEDGE APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Salty on July 09, 2016, 06:49:16 pm
to put this in perspective:  ZEROHEDGE ZEROHEDGE ZEROHEDGE ZEROHEDGE ZEROHEDGE ZEROHEDGE ZEROHEDGE ZEROHEDGE ZEROHEDGE ZEROHEDGE ZEROHEDGE ZEROHEDGE ZEROHEDGE ZEROHEDGE ZEROHEDGE ZEROHEDGE ZEROHEDGE ZEROHEDGE ZEROHEDGE ZEROHEDGE ZEROHEDGE ZEROHEDGE ZEROHEDGE ZEROHEDGE ZEROHEDGE ZEROHEDGE ZEROHEDGE ZEROHEDGE ZEROHEDGE ZEROHEDGE ZEROHEDGE ZEROHEDGE ZEROHEDGE ZEROHEDGE ZEROHEDGE ZEROHEDGE ZEROHEDGE ZEROHEDGE ZEROHEDGE ZEROHEDGE ZEROHEDGE ZEROHEDGE
Title: Re: UNLIMITED ZEROHEDGE APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Salty on July 09, 2016, 06:50:42 pm
So, do you have *any* thoughts of your own, or do you just regurgitate useless shit *all* the time?
Title: Re: UNLIMITED ZEROHEDGE APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 09, 2016, 07:04:26 pm
Will you quit spamming your stupid blog

Nobody cares.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED ZEROHEDGE APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 09, 2016, 07:05:32 pm
So, do you have *any* thoughts of your own, or do you just regurgitate useless shit *all* the time?

I suspect he's one of the stupid authors of the lame blog he keeps spamming links to.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED ZEROHEDGE APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: PoFP on July 09, 2016, 07:09:10 pm
Is my point. Security is a degree of scale. There is no absolute. Which kinda fucks with his Liberty for Security theory. Liberty for security may well be the pitch that government inc are making and sure as fuck they'll take their payment in advance but that doesn't make it any less bullshit. I'm with ECH - I got plenty of both, go sell snake oil somewhere else.  8)

Oh, yes. Sorry, I was specifying a proposed distinction in the first part of my statement, and agreeing with you in the next part. Kinda made it seem like I was disagreeing all the way around.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED ZEROHEDGE APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: babyjesus on July 09, 2016, 08:22:42 pm
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Two Houston Police Officers Kill Gunman Who Aimed At Cops While Obama Tries To Talk Down Social Divide

According to ACB13, two Houston officers shot and killed an armed man on the city's south side early this morning. Police says the officers involved were wearing body cameras and they each fired multiple shots.

Houston Police Department officials say the shooting happened on Cullen near Ward around 12:40am. Officers say they saw a man with a revolver standing in the road. There were two officers in one vehicle and they asked the man to put the revolver down. Police say a witness also asked him to drop the weapon. Officers say instead of dropping the gun, the man raised his weapon pointing it in the air. He then lowered it and pointed it at the two officers.

http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2016-07-09/latest-shooting-two-houston-police-officers-kill-gunman-who-aimed-gun-cops
Title: Re: UNLIMITED ZEROHEDGE APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Freeky on July 09, 2016, 08:25:09 pm
Are you aware that the bias in every snippet of zerohedge quote you post is sensationalist and hysterical?
Title: Re: UNLIMITED ZEROHEDGE APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: PoFP on July 09, 2016, 08:31:35 pm
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Two Houston Police Officers Kill Gunman Who Aimed At Cops While Obama Tries To Talk Down Social Divide

According to ACB13, two Houston officers shot and killed an armed man on the city's south side early this morning. Police says the officers involved were wearing body cameras and they each fired multiple shots.

Houston Police Department officials say the shooting happened on Cullen near Ward around 12:40am. Officers say they saw a man with a revolver standing in the road. There were two officers in one vehicle and they asked the man to put the revolver down. Police say a witness also asked him to drop the weapon. Officers say instead of dropping the gun, the man raised his weapon pointing it in the air. He then lowered it and pointed it at the two officers.

http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2016-07-09/latest-shooting-two-houston-police-officers-kill-gunman-who-aimed-gun-cops

 :tldr:
Title: Re: UNLIMITED ZEROHEDGE APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Prelate Diogenes Shandor on July 09, 2016, 09:55:17 pm
really strikes me that this happened in the city that assassinated JFK by a gunman named Micah X Johnson, US Army. http://heavy.com/news/2016/07/micah-xavier-x-johnson-dallas-police-shooting-sniper-gunman-shooter-suspect-name-identified-photos-facebook-video/

It reminds me of Malcom X and his Ballot or the Bullet philosophy. It reminds me of unfinished and unresolved issues from the 60s civil rights era coming back to life in an altered state.
"altered state" as in "modified" or as in "tripping balls"?
Title: Re: UNLIMITED ZEROHEDGE APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Prelate Diogenes Shandor on July 09, 2016, 10:09:53 pm
Hold on... They had him holed up, trapped with nowhere to go, and no one was in immediate danger... so they just up and killed him?


Dude, we have been doing that since the 70s, that's why you (almost) never hear about jetliner hijackings in the US.

I've been hearing about them incessantly for the past 15 years
Title: Re: UNLIMITED ZEROHEDGE APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Salty on July 09, 2016, 10:10:18 pm
Somebody didn't read the forum rules/taking the freight train to Ban-Town.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED ZEROHEDGE APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Cain on July 09, 2016, 11:38:43 pm
I appreciate the way ZeroHedge shamelessly (http://streetwiseprofessor.com/?p=8947) shills for Putin (http://streetwiseprofessor.com/?p=5728), and American conspiracy theorists and rightwingers (increasingly the same thing) eat it up like morons.

What do you appreciate most about ZeroHedge?
Title: Re: UNLIMITED ZEROHEDGE APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Salty on July 09, 2016, 11:52:13 pm
May favorite thing about ZEROHEDGE is it is filled with Gold bugs and they just don't know when to stop whining.

This is great because it's a clear and precise signal that anyone can understand: these people know nothing of value.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED ZEROHEDGE APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 09, 2016, 11:58:42 pm
I think that what I appreciate the most is that its owner is trying to astroturf forums and improve their search positioning by pretending that posting links to it over and over again is somehow relevant to any conversation on PD.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED ZEROHEDGE APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 10, 2016, 12:13:38 am
Lulz

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I don't know what the Tylers did but Zero Hedge has really taken a turn for the worse. Most of the "articles" consist of a lot of low-hanging fruit combined with links to blogs that specialize in doom porn. It feels like I'm reading a tabloid than a fun but insightful non-mainstream news site. Not only that, but it seems like Zero Hedge has abandoned a lot of their libertarian principles to pander to the populist neocons that flooded the site.
https://www.reddit.com/r/Anarcho_Capitalism/comments/33yf9n/what_happened_to_zero_hedge/
Title: Re: UNLIMITED ZEROHEDGE APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 10, 2016, 12:15:48 am
More lulz

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I had plans for this evening. I really did. But then Zero Hedge has gone out of their way to be so fabulously wrong about how the world works I had to take a break to refute their latest attack of nonsense.

Note, the last time I wrote about Zero Hedge it attracted a lot of unwanted attention for them because it pointed out, fairly clearly, that they were basing their conclusions — that there are millions of unsold cars — on old pictures from an old story and, I don't know, massive doses of peyote.

http://jalopnik.com/the-latest-zero-hedge-article-on-cars-is-also-bullshit-1582410478
Title: Re: UNLIMITED ZEROHEDGE APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 10, 2016, 12:16:55 am
LOLOLOLOLOL

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If you still think after today that Zero Hedge is a reputable source for economic analysis, you are no progressive.  You are a Ron Paul gold standard austerity-loving lunatic.
http://www.dailykos.com/story/2012/10/5/1140520/-Zero-Hedge-has-gone-BLS-truther-Why-does-anyone-still-take-them-seriously
Title: Re: UNLIMITED ZEROHEDGE APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 10, 2016, 12:18:50 am
Snert

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ZeroHedge, perhaps the greatest merchant of misinformation on silver in the world is at it again with a post today entitled “Physical Silver Surges to Record 30% Premium over Spot, In Backwardation”. As one who deals in precious metals on a day-to-day basis, that was news to me. Today I was seeing 100oz bars trading for less than 4% over spot, maple leaf and phils for 8.5% over and eagles for 11%. That’s retail - size transactions would be at a discount to those prices. If one were interested in junk or scrap silver, the price would be even less. Silverware can be had at spot and junk silver coins at slightly under spot - all at any size. Likewise, exchanges for physical (EFP) can be had at a slight DISCOUNT. That is, one could trade their futures for physical at a price lower than contract.
http://screwtapefiles.blogspot.com/2012/01/is-someone-paying-zero-hedge-to-post.html
Title: Re: UNLIMITED ZEROHEDGE APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: PoFP on July 10, 2016, 12:20:30 am
I think that what I appreciate the most is that its owner is trying to astroturf forums and improve their search positioning by pretending that posting links to it over and over again is somehow relevant to any conversation on PD.

Yeah. If someone were to happen upon this thread when googling anything in the zerohedge links, it would just be full of people going "LOL SHIT SOURCE STOP SPAM NEWB." And that's terrible advertising.

I think we should edit every ZeroHedge link he posted to appear to be a ZeroHedge link, but actually be a hyperlink to goatse and/or midget porn. Eventually, the specific minority of people who will continue to google zerohedge after arriving in this thread will be of a particular sexual aberrance, essentially flooding their site with High Weirdness™.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED ZEROHEDGE APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on July 10, 2016, 12:33:44 am
The win is strong in this Poo fellow!
Title: Re: UNLIMITED ZEROHEDGE APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 10, 2016, 01:48:08 am
I think that what I appreciate the most is that its owner is trying to astroturf forums and improve their search positioning by pretending that posting links to it over and over again is somehow relevant to any conversation on PD.

Yeah. If someone were to happen upon this thread when googling anything in the zerohedge links, it would just be full of people going "LOL SHIT SOURCE STOP SPAM NEWB." And that's terrible advertising.

I think we should edit every ZeroHedge link he posted to appear to be a ZeroHedge link, but actually be a hyperlink to goatse and/or midget porn. Eventually, the specific minority of people who will continue to google zerohedge after arriving in this thread will be of a particular sexual aberrance, essentially flooding their site with High Weirdness™.

This sounds like a winning strategy. Or, edit them to link to the RationalWiki page on Zerohedge. At least it's actually informational, unlike Zerohedge.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED ZEROHEDGE APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: PoFP on July 10, 2016, 02:42:50 am
I think that what I appreciate the most is that its owner is trying to astroturf forums and improve their search positioning by pretending that posting links to it over and over again is somehow relevant to any conversation on PD.

Yeah. If someone were to happen upon this thread when googling anything in the zerohedge links, it would just be full of people going "LOL SHIT SOURCE STOP SPAM NEWB." And that's terrible advertising.

I think we should edit every ZeroHedge link he posted to appear to be a ZeroHedge link, but actually be a hyperlink to goatse and/or midget porn. Eventually, the specific minority of people who will continue to google zerohedge after arriving in this thread will be of a particular sexual aberrance, essentially flooding their site with High Weirdness™.

This sounds like a winning strategy. Or, edit them to link to the RationalWiki page on Zerohedge. At least it's actually informational, unlike Zerohedge.

Oooh, me likey.  :evil:
Title: Re: UNLIMITED ZEROHEDGE APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: PoFP on July 10, 2016, 04:40:40 am
Hell, why not link to both? Half the links we route to Rationalwiki. Then, the other poor bastards get rectum galore,  IN 4K RESOLUTION.

Then we spam the words "ZeroHedge" and "Bush did 9/11" in this thread to get it at the top of the Google search (Similar to how you guys made this the greatest forum in the world).

Discordian roulette:

You got a 1 in 6 chance of getting to know what it's like to actually have your head up your arse, if you're a midget.

Or you learn shit.

Second suggestion: We apply a similar concept in the Introduction thread to weed out who's truly serious about having a good time.
Title: Re: War on Cops
Post by: Ziegejunge on July 11, 2016, 09:46:11 pm
This thread went from 0-60 overnight. I like the way you think, Mr. Poo.