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Principia Discordia => Aneristic Illusions => Topic started by: CBXTN on July 29, 2016, 09:22:25 pm

Title: Zoophilia and Industrial Meat
Post by: CBXTN on July 29, 2016, 09:22:25 pm
Hey, this is my first post in this forum  ~! I'm uncertain what the protocol is in a Discordian forum, but I'm pretty sure (almost) anything goes?
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If you hate the industrial meat industry but still enjoy eating plenty of beef, pork, and chugging milk, there is still a way to help a marginalized demographic: by becoming an advocate for Zoophilia.

Unfortunately, we have laws in the United States which criminalize the pleasures of horse dick. Now, I don't have a particular interest in sucking a horse or getting fucked by a dog, but I do have a friend in Tennessee who is in a sexual relationship with a goat! The taboo of sex with animals is usually justified as sexual/physical abuse. Especially since animals don't have much capacity to communicate or withhold consent.

However, as a culture, we have a double-standard: The Meat and Milk Industry impregnate their cattle and swine without the consent of their animals. Often, artificial insemination uses invasive procedures. In a cow, you are supposed to jam one arm into the vagina, and then the other arm down its anus in order to navigate the sperm injection. Remember, milk produced by animals is only made after impregnating them. Compared to a human dick, and arm is quite a bit to stuff into an animal. (For a more thorough and excellent argument in favor of Zoophilia, see Brian Cutteridge, "For the Love of Dog": http://www.inter-disciplinary.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/cutteridgepaper.pdf (http://www.inter-disciplinary.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/cutteridgepaper.pdf))

Now, I love to eat meat, but the I dislike the meat and milk industry. How do I balance this cognitive dissonance? By being an advocate for Zoophilia. Whenever I enjoy a steak with someone, I make sure to tell them that sex with animals is unjustly criminalized. The double standard is gross. The U.S. allows agro-businesses to rape animals while my friend has keep his goat-lover a secret or risk prison. Please consider becoming a zoophile advocate to help our fellow animal lovers, especially if veganism seems like a difficult option for calling attention to evil corporations.

(There is, of course, a larger current of sexual politics at play, but I'm gonna keep it short for now)
Title: Re: Zoophilia and Industrial Meat
Post by: Eater of Clowns on July 29, 2016, 09:34:27 pm
We've seen quite a range of intro posts before but damn.
Title: Re: Zoophilia and Industrial Meat
Post by: Ziegejunge on July 29, 2016, 10:43:55 pm
(http://www.samhumphries.com/ourloveisreal/img/cover.jpg)
Title: Re: Zoophilia and Industrial Meat
Post by: Freeky on July 29, 2016, 11:00:37 pm
We've seen quite a range of intro posts before but damn.

"But damn" indeed.  That pretty much says it all.
Title: Re: Zoophilia and Industrial Meat
Post by: Prelate Diogenes Shandor on July 29, 2016, 11:15:13 pm
Rojoice, for the kingdom of Slaanesh is at hand.
Title: Re: Zoophilia and Industrial Meat
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on July 30, 2016, 04:42:49 am
We've seen quite a range of intro posts before but damn.

Yeah, this was in the top 10, with a bullet.   :lulz:
Title: Re: Zoophilia and Industrial Meat
Post by: CBXTN on July 30, 2016, 05:11:17 am
We've seen quite a range of intro posts before but damn.

Yeah, this was in the top 10, with a bullet.   :lulz:

Aww~! I'm glad to make a lovely first impression. I'm super aroused by the various ideas lofting through this forum, so I definitely wanted to jump in.

The politics of paraphilias is a current interest. Often they r great places to find where definitions break down. In another thread about pornography, I posted a tidbit from wikipedia: "Wisconsin U.S.A. (2007) - Bryan James Hathaway was convicted for having sex with a dead deer. The court case raised some interesting legal issues because the statute prohibits sex with animals, but not with carcasses. The defense raised the issue that if a dead animal was an animal, at what point would it cease to be an animal?"

That last sentence shows a peculiar question. Indeed, when is a dead animal no longer an animal and just an assemblage of organ? At what point is it considered dirt? Perhaps we could broaden our vocabulary to include at least 39 different types of decay.



Title: Re: Zoophilia and Industrial Meat
Post by: Prelate Diogenes Shandor on July 30, 2016, 05:29:18 am
The politics of paraphilias is a current interest. Often they r great places to find where definitions break down.

"Dedicate your life to porn" -GWAR, We Kill Everything (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eiOoc8SPJUc)
Title: Re: Zoophilia and Industrial Meat
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 30, 2016, 05:55:04 pm
I uhhhh

I got nothing.
Title: Re: Zoophilia and Industrial Meat
Post by: PoFP on July 31, 2016, 12:17:47 am
While I disagree with the direction, as in, I'd rather see a change in the meat industry over acceptance of zoophilia, I do find this person's ability to take our society by the neck, and rub our fucking nose in the shit we've created to be outstanding. I'm not supporting the views, but I'm referring this person for Discordian Sainthood.



Your friend should stop fucking goats, but I like what you've done with the place.
Title: Re: Zoophilia and Industrial Meat
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 31, 2016, 12:41:03 am
While I disagree with the direction, as in, I'd rather see a change in the meat industry over acceptance of zoophilia, I do find this person's ability to take our society by the neck, and rub our fucking nose in the shit we've created to be outstanding. I'm not supporting the views, but I'm referring this person for Discordian Sainthood.

Your friend should stop fucking goats, but I like what you've done with the place.

You make a great point, here.
Title: Re: Zoophilia and Industrial Meat
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 31, 2016, 12:42:56 am
We've seen quite a range of intro posts before but damn.

Yeah, this was in the top 10, with a bullet.   :lulz:

Aww~! I'm glad to make a lovely first impression. I'm super aroused by the various ideas lofting through this forum, so I definitely wanted to jump in.

The politics of paraphilias is a current interest. Often they r great places to find where definitions break down. In another thread about pornography, I posted a tidbit from wikipedia: "Wisconsin U.S.A. (2007) - Bryan James Hathaway was convicted for having sex with a dead deer. The court case raised some interesting legal issues because the statute prohibits sex with animals, but not with carcasses. The defense raised the issue that if a dead animal was an animal, at what point would it cease to be an animal?"

That last sentence shows a peculiar question. Indeed, when is a dead animal no longer an animal and just an assemblage of organ? At what point is it considered dirt? Perhaps we could broaden our vocabulary to include at least 39 different types of decay.

And the corresponding question, at what point when is a piece of meat no longer a piece of meat, and becomes a dead animal? Is it bestiality to masturbate with a steak? How about a whole roasting chicken?
Title: Re: Zoophilia and Industrial Meat
Post by: Junkenstein on July 31, 2016, 10:32:57 am
I uhhhh

I got nothing.

Same here. Nothing good, anyway.
Title: Re: Zoophilia and Industrial Meat
Post by: Prelate Diogenes Shandor on July 31, 2016, 03:32:23 pm
We've seen quite a range of intro posts before but damn.

Yeah, this was in the top 10, with a bullet.   :lulz:

Aww~! I'm glad to make a lovely first impression. I'm super aroused by the various ideas lofting through this forum, so I definitely wanted to jump in.

The politics of paraphilias is a current interest. Often they r great places to find where definitions break down. In another thread about pornography, I posted a tidbit from wikipedia: "Wisconsin U.S.A. (2007) - Bryan James Hathaway was convicted for having sex with a dead deer. The court case raised some interesting legal issues because the statute prohibits sex with animals, but not with carcasses. The defense raised the issue that if a dead animal was an animal, at what point would it cease to be an animal?"

That last sentence shows a peculiar question. Indeed, when is a dead animal no longer an animal and just an assemblage of organ? At what point is it considered dirt? Perhaps we could broaden our vocabulary to include at least 39 different types of decay.

And the corresponding question, at what point when is a piece of meat no longer a piece of meat, and becomes a dead animal? Is it bestiality to masturbate with a steak? How about a whole roasting chicken?

and what about sheepskin condoms?
Title: Re: Zoophilia and Industrial Meat
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on August 04, 2016, 04:31:46 pm
We've seen quite a range of intro posts before but damn.

Yeah, this was in the top 10, with a bullet.   :lulz:

Aww~! I'm glad to make a lovely first impression. I'm super aroused by the various ideas lofting through this forum, so I definitely wanted to jump in.

The politics of paraphilias is a current interest. Often they r great places to find where definitions break down. In another thread about pornography, I posted a tidbit from wikipedia: "Wisconsin U.S.A. (2007) - Bryan James Hathaway was convicted for having sex with a dead deer. The court case raised some interesting legal issues because the statute prohibits sex with animals, but not with carcasses. The defense raised the issue that if a dead animal was an animal, at what point would it cease to be an animal?"

That last sentence shows a peculiar question. Indeed, when is a dead animal no longer an animal and just an assemblage of organ? At what point is it considered dirt? Perhaps we could broaden our vocabulary to include at least 39 different types of decay.

And the corresponding question, at what point when is a piece of meat no longer a piece of meat, and becomes a dead animal? Is it bestiality to masturbate with a steak? How about a whole roasting chicken?

Once you remove the outer layer (skin, fur, feathers), head, and feet, I would think.