Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Or Kill Me => Topic started by: Jester of Fools on April 10, 2017, 03:42:41 pm

Title: I am a cabbage
Post by: Jester of Fools on April 10, 2017, 03:42:41 pm
I am the cabbage rolling amongst people. They can't see that I am the cabbage, but I see the other cabbages.
Humans told me to think for myself. I said I will think for myself. Alas, cabbages lack originality. The best I can do is grab some glue and roll around in humans' ideas so that some might stick to me for a time. I am beautiful. I am colourful. Yet, under the first layer, there is only green, maybe even rotten leaves.
That does not mean I want to be a cabbage. No! My only wish is to be a human. From there, I will surely be able to solve my problems. Heck, I won't even have problems.
I go around flapping my leaves as if they were hands, I go flapping around my leaves mimicking lips saying ideas, telling thoughts, ideas stories, sharing emotions.
Still, all I flap around, they are only leaves, and as leaves they will fall flat.
I seek outside, I see the humans enjoying their dance with life.
I seek inside, I see only the leaves.
Title: Re: I am a cabbage
Post by: Vanadium Gryllz on April 10, 2017, 04:18:12 pm
What differentiates person and cabbage?
Title: Re: I am a cabbage
Post by: MMIX on April 10, 2017, 04:21:11 pm
What differentiates person and cabbage?
tensile strength
Title: Re: I am a cabbage
Post by: MMIX on April 10, 2017, 04:21:53 pm
or maybe shear strength
Title: Re: I am a cabbage
Post by: The Wizard Joseph on April 10, 2017, 05:06:05 pm
or maybe shear strength
WE NEED MOAR SCIENCE!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TgAe87r-M6I (https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TgAe87r-M6I)
 https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6eoA1f4jZo8 (https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6eoA1f4jZo8)
Title: Re: I am a cabbage
Post by: Jester of Fools on April 10, 2017, 05:33:49 pm

WE NEED MOAR SCIENCE!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TgAe87r-M6I (https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TgAe87r-M6I)
 https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6eoA1f4jZo8 (https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6eoA1f4jZo8)
[/quote]

Gee, now I am horrified of katana swords.  :sad:
Title: Re: I am a cabbage
Post by: MMIX on April 10, 2017, 06:21:08 pm

WE NEED MOAR SCIENCE!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TgAe87r-M6I (https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TgAe87r-M6I)
 https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6eoA1f4jZo8 (https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6eoA1f4jZo8)

Gee, now I am horrified of katana swords.  :sad:
[/quote]

Don't worry Jester of Fools, never forget
Swords don't kill people; people kill people  :)
Title: Re: I am a cabbage
Post by: The Wizard Joseph on April 10, 2017, 08:05:42 pm

WE NEED MOAR SCIENCE!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TgAe87r-M6I (https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TgAe87r-M6I)
 https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6eoA1f4jZo8 (https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6eoA1f4jZo8)

Gee, now I am horrified of katana swords.  :sad:

Don't worry Jester of Fools, never forget
Swords don't kill people; people kill people  :)
[/quote]

But people also EAT cabbages!  :fnord:
Title: Re: I am a cabbage
Post by: 00.dusk on April 10, 2017, 08:14:00 pm
WE NEED MOAR SCIENCE!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TgAe87r-M6I (https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TgAe87r-M6I)
 https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6eoA1f4jZo8 (https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6eoA1f4jZo8)

Gee, now I am horrified of katana swords.  :sad:

Don't worry Jester of Fools, never forget
Swords don't kill people; people kill people  :)

This is blatantly false. Trip Fisk knows better, and I trust a man with hair like that: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_RpbaUU7NI
Title: Re: I am a cabbage
Post by: tyrannosaurus vex on April 10, 2017, 10:56:21 pm
WE NEED MOAR SCIENCE!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TgAe87r-M6I (https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TgAe87r-M6I)
 https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6eoA1f4jZo8 (https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6eoA1f4jZo8)

Gee, now I am horrified of katana swords.  :sad:

Don't worry Jester of Fools, never forget
Swords don't kill people; people kill people  :)

This is blatantly false. Trip Fisk knows better, and I trust a man with hair like that: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_RpbaUU7NI


thank you for fixing that [/quote] issue, it was going to drive me crazy.
Title: Re: I am a cabbage
Post by: MMIX on April 10, 2017, 11:05:10 pm
Yeah, to quote Ambrose Bierce
            'Quotation, n: The act of repeating erroneously the words of another.'

however sometimes the problem is when you repeatedly accurately repeat a quotation