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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Capeditiea on July 07, 2018, 08:16:03 pm

Title: Time Travel
Post by: Capeditiea on July 07, 2018, 08:16:03 pm
*suspicious eyes. i feel at least one of us is not a time traveller.

*nods, it has been found that our researchers at DLoSaS, that one of you (at least is not a time traveler. We have not pinpointed who you are. But this will be dealt with.

However if you come clean, we will be lenient with you. But if not... *manaically laughs,
Title: Re: Time Travel
Post by: minuspace on July 07, 2018, 10:32:45 pm
A Temporal Weather Advisory was issued for our sector, AC wind-up engines are malfunctioning and there's an elevated risk of event turbulence from horizonal decoherence of the sine wave generator. Otherwise, I was ready, or did you mean there was one, at least, that did not TT GENERALLY!? :horror:


 
Title: Re: Time Travel
Post by: Capeditiea on July 07, 2018, 10:53:59 pm
yeah.
Title: Re: Time Travel
Post by: minuspace on July 07, 2018, 11:38:10 pm
Rut-roh. Well, can't say I don't like me a good Inquisition now and then.
Title: Re: Time Travel
Post by: Trivial on July 08, 2018, 02:39:11 am
Meh it's gonna be the one that dies from the germs we brought from the future.
Title: Re: Time Travel
Post by: minuspace on July 08, 2018, 04:00:22 am
That means I still get to demand a confession in exchange for immunity... hypothetically at least. Win Win.
Title: Re: Time Travel
Post by: Bruno on July 08, 2018, 05:49:29 am
I'm not technically from the future, but my family moved there when I was, like,  eight.

Unfortunately, we wound up getting caught by a cyborg Barron Trump clone in 2101, and were deported back to 1997, and had our memories scrambled so we couldn't interfere in the timeline.
Title: Re: Time Travel
Post by: Capeditiea on July 08, 2018, 05:57:18 am
*nods, my evidence has been burnt to a crisp. :O it was a pie expired from 2100 :O


Title: Re: Time Travel
Post by: minuspace on July 08, 2018, 06:08:24 am
I'm not technically from the future, but my family moved there when I was, like,  eight.

Unfortunately, we wound up getting caught by a cyborg Barron Trump clone in 2101, and were deported back to 1997, and had our memories scrambled so we couldn't interfere in the timeline.

Must have been '96 I had some posh x-mas dinner at his house in CO.
Title: Re: Time Travel
Post by: Bruno on July 08, 2018, 06:44:07 am
I'm not technically from the future, but my family moved there when I was, like,  eight.

Unfortunately, we wound up getting caught by a cyborg Barron Trump clone in 2101, and were deported back to 1997, and had our memories scrambled so we couldn't interfere in the timeline.

Must have been '96 I had some posh x-mas dinner at his house in CO.

Who's house? A cyborg Barron Trump clone's house?
Title: Re: Time Travel
Post by: Brother Mythos on July 08, 2018, 06:45:05 am
Itís not me. Iíve been traveling forward in time since I was conceived.
Title: Re: Time Travel
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 08, 2018, 06:52:31 am
I'm going back to 1978.  You fuckers can HAVE this shit.
Title: Re: Time Travel
Post by: Capeditiea on July 08, 2018, 07:00:11 am
Itís not me. Iíve been traveling forward in time since I was conceived.

*suspicious eyes,

i guess this seems fair enough...
Title: Re: Time Travel
Post by: Capeditiea on July 08, 2018, 07:00:51 am
I'm going back to 1978.  You fuckers can HAVE this shit.


i am now curious how 40 year old shit would smell...
Title: Re: Time Travel
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 08, 2018, 07:40:52 am
I'm going back to 1978.  You fuckers can HAVE this shit.


i am now curious how 40 year old shit would smell...

BY CHANCE I AM ABLE TO ANSWER THAT.
Title: Re: Time Travel
Post by: Faust on July 08, 2018, 09:06:58 am
Just because you unearthed my corpse from a bog in 1347 and suddenly the black death, and again came by my cairn right before a potato famine,  and here we are again on the eve of the next big oops doesn't mean we are both time travellers, one of us takes the slow road.
Title: Re: Time Travel
Post by: Capeditiea on July 08, 2018, 09:24:46 am
I'm going back to 1978.  You fuckers can HAVE this shit.


i am now curious how 40 year old shit would smell...

BY CHANCE I AM ABLE TO ANSWER THAT.

:D enlighten me?
Title: Re: Time Travel
Post by: Capeditiea on July 08, 2018, 09:25:42 am
Just because you unearthed my corpse from a bog in 1347 and suddenly the black death, and again came by my cairn right before a potato famine,  and here we are again on the eve of the next big oops doesn't mean we are both time travellers, one of us takes the slow road.


:O so it was you who i saw that day...
Title: Re: Time Travel
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 08, 2018, 05:07:05 pm
I'm going back to 1978.  You fuckers can HAVE this shit.


i am now curious how 40 year old shit would smell...

BY CHANCE I AM ABLE TO ANSWER THAT.

:D enlighten me?

It smells like clay, with a subtle overtone of LMNO's glitter infused jockstrap.
Title: Re: Time Travel
Post by: Capeditiea on July 08, 2018, 08:53:47 pm
I'm going back to 1978.  You fuckers can HAVE this shit.


i am now curious how 40 year old shit would smell...

BY CHANCE I AM ABLE TO ANSWER THAT.

:D enlighten me?

It smells like clay, with a subtle overtone of LMNO's glitter infused jockstrap.


*nods, i have a guess who's shit you smelt.

However you shouldn't go around smelling shit. one could potentially get knocked out... waking up to find they have been kidnapped by the aboriginals of easter island who have, for quite some time, used invisibility cloaks to keep their pressence and their trees hidden.

Haven't you ever wondered why those statues are all nearly neck deep in ground? that is simply because underneath the ground we have the easter island aboriginals there, which one may be here as well... *suspicious eyes.
Title: Re: Time Travel
Post by: minuspace on July 08, 2018, 09:56:24 pm
I'm not technically from the future, but my family moved there when I was, like,  eight.

Unfortunately, we wound up getting caught by a cyborg Barron Trump clone in 2101, and were deported back to 1997, and had our memories scrambled so we couldn't interfere in the timeline.

Must have been '96 I had some posh x-mas dinner at his house in CO.

Who's house? A cyborg Barron Trump clone's house?
Something like that, I think they were casting for the Kushner role because of the reverse Oedipal thing. Good thing we caught that before it required a time therapist.
Title: Re: Time Travel
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 09, 2018, 04:16:43 am
I'm going back to 1978.  You fuckers can HAVE this shit.


i am now curious how 40 year old shit would smell...

BY CHANCE I AM ABLE TO ANSWER THAT.

:D enlighten me?

It smells like clay, with a subtle overtone of LMNO's glitter infused jockstrap.


*nods, i have a guess who's shit you smelt.

However you shouldn't go around smelling shit. one could potentially get knocked out... waking up to find they have been kidnapped by the aboriginals of easter island who have, for quite some time, used invisibility cloaks to keep their pressence and their trees hidden.

Haven't you ever wondered why those statues are all nearly neck deep in ground? that is simply because underneath the ground we have the easter island aboriginals there, which one may be here as well... *suspicious eyes.

I am a well-respected researcher in the field of "hot mess". 

I'm a Goddamn industry professional.
Title: Re: Time Travel
Post by: Capeditiea on July 09, 2018, 04:57:41 am

:O o my, does this mean you are the Shit Doktor?

(and now a variation)

:O o my, does this mean you are the Shit, Doktor?

Title: Re: Time Travel
Post by: Cain on July 09, 2018, 05:05:56 am
Can I create a pention to ban time travllers from our forums.

Something about having to prep ourselfs from time travelers who will use our own history books against us

or

 
 :?
Title: Re: Time Travel
Post by: minuspace on July 09, 2018, 08:17:20 am

:O o my, does this mean you are the Shit Doktor?

(and now a variation)

:O o my, does this mean you are the Shit, Doktor?
Can I create a pention to ban time travllers from our forums.

Something about having to prep ourselfs from time travelers who will use our own history books against us

or

 
 :?
History:

Books are made out of words.
Words are like bytes.

Let them eat my past.
Title: Re: Time Travel
Post by: Faust on July 09, 2018, 08:30:06 am
Can I create a pention to ban time travllers from our forums.

Something about having to prep ourselfs from time travelers who will use our own history books against us

or

 
 :?
For electing trump, causing the Jenners, and making ed sheeran a star I sentance your decade to the phantom zone
Title: Re: Time Travel
Post by: THE QLIPHITISER on July 09, 2018, 09:32:26 am
:?

That's right, question everything
Title: Re: Time Travel
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 09, 2018, 05:49:16 pm

:O o my, does this mean you are the Shit Doktor?

(and now a variation)

:O o my, does this mean you are the Shit, Doktor?

Yes.
Title: Re: Time Travel
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 09, 2018, 05:49:38 pm
:?

That's right, question everything

Why?
Title: Re: Time Travel
Post by: Capeditiea on July 09, 2018, 07:35:00 pm

:O o my, does this mean you are the Shit Doktor?

(and now a variation)

:O o my, does this mean you are the Shit, Doktor?

Yes.


Amazing. :D so could you tell me why i poo once every week?
Title: Re: Time Travel
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 09, 2018, 08:40:35 pm

:O o my, does this mean you are the Shit Doktor?

(and now a variation)

:O o my, does this mean you are the Shit, Doktor?

Yes.


Amazing. :D so could you tell me why i poo once every week?

No, you need a medical doctor for that shit.  I am a utilities Doktor.  I can tell you how your toilet will kill you.  I can tell you why Flint, MI happened.  I can explain in great detail the process by which sewer pipes full of shit exotherm.

But I can't help you with your cheese addiction issues.
Title: Re: Time Travel
Post by: Capeditiea on July 10, 2018, 02:08:59 am

:O o my, does this mean you are the Shit Doktor?

(and now a variation)

:O o my, does this mean you are the Shit, Doktor?

Yes.


Amazing. :D so could you tell me why i poo once every week?

No, you need a medical doctor for that shit.  I am a utilities Doktor.  I can tell you how your toilet will kill you.  I can tell you why Flint, MI happened.  I can explain in great detail the process by which sewer pipes full of shit exotherm.

But I can't help you with your cheese addiction issues.

Well... shit.

:O how will the toilet kill me? :O
Title: Re: Time Travel
Post by: minuspace on July 10, 2018, 07:21:24 am
   :pope:
Title: Re: Time Travel
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 10, 2018, 10:39:30 pm

:O o my, does this mean you are the Shit Doktor?

(and now a variation)

:O o my, does this mean you are the Shit, Doktor?

Yes.


Amazing. :D so could you tell me why i poo once every week?

No, you need a medical doctor for that shit.  I am a utilities Doktor.  I can tell you how your toilet will kill you.  I can tell you why Flint, MI happened.  I can explain in great detail the process by which sewer pipes full of shit exotherm.

But I can't help you with your cheese addiction issues.

Well... shit.

:O how will the toilet kill me? :O

Chloramine gas, given the right conditions.  Basically, the sewage exotherms and shoves a few thousand kilograms of chloramine out the nearest exits under 50-60 pounds of pressure (the trap will only stop 3 to 5 pounds), and your lungs turn to cheesecloth.
Title: Re: Time Travel
Post by: Capeditiea on July 11, 2018, 01:40:41 am

:O o my, does this mean you are the Shit Doktor?

(and now a variation)

:O o my, does this mean you are the Shit, Doktor?

Yes.


Amazing. :D so could you tell me why i poo once every week?

No, you need a medical doctor for that shit.  I am a utilities Doktor.  I can tell you how your toilet will kill you.  I can tell you why Flint, MI happened.  I can explain in great detail the process by which sewer pipes full of shit exotherm.

But I can't help you with your cheese addiction issues.

Well... shit.

:O how will the toilet kill me? :O

Chloramine gas, given the right conditions.  Basically, the sewage exotherms and shoves a few thousand kilograms of chloramine out the nearest exits under 50-60 pounds of pressure (the trap will only stop 3 to 5 pounds), and your lungs turn to cheesecloth.


:O o my, though that does sound pleasurable.
Title: Re: Time Travel
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 11, 2018, 03:20:32 am

:O o my, though that does sound pleasurable.

A hundred years ago, hundreds of thousands of people did this stuff.
Title: Re: Time Travel
Post by: Capeditiea on July 11, 2018, 06:08:53 am

:O o my, though that does sound pleasurable.

A hundred years ago, hundreds of thousands of people did this stuff.

:O did they die?
Title: Re: Time Travel
Post by: minuspace on July 11, 2018, 07:02:29 am
 

:O o my, though that does sound pleasurable.

A hundred years ago, hundreds of thousands of people did this stuff.

:O did they die?
The explosion Dok. was on about sounds not so good. We'd luckily only faint when we mixed it, however, toward the end of the last millennium, we would use it to aminate ammonia by pouring the later with sodium hydroxide into over-capacity public pools. This of course never happened, because the secret government is not actually interested in the long-term effects of hydrazine: only the public sector and non-US outfits can be seen rocking the evil green flame. This from eyewitness testimony of a blind person that grew a new eye from the nipple on his chin after repeated exposure at Groom Lake, like way before Area51 became a state of mind.
Title: Re: Time Travel
Post by: Capeditiea on July 11, 2018, 09:18:17 am

:O o my, though that does sound pleasurable.

A hundred years ago, hundreds of thousands of people did this stuff.

:O did they die?
The explosion Dok. was on about sounds not so good. We'd luckily only faint when we mixed it, however, toward the end of the last millennium, we would use it to aminate ammonia by pouring the later with sodium hydroxide into over-capacity public pools. This of course never happened, because the secret government is not actually interested in the long-term effects of hydrazine: only the public sector and non-US outfits can be seen rocking the evil green flame. This from eyewitness testimony of a blind person that grew a new eye from the nipple on his chin after repeated exposure at Groom Lake, like way before Area51 became a state of mind.


I remember this. :3 good times.
Title: Re: Time Travel
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 11, 2018, 04:44:39 pm

:O o my, though that does sound pleasurable.

A hundred years ago, hundreds of thousands of people did this stuff.

:O did they die?

Oh, a few.
Title: Re: Time Travel
Post by: minuspace on July 12, 2018, 12:41:38 pm
Can I just say, Time is looking lovely right now.
Title: Re: Time Travel
Post by: minuspace on July 13, 2018, 08:43:50 pm
 Had the Trickster over to dinner, like, last night, or the one before... probably both... Wasn't reallAy expecting anyone: after the aliens deep-cleaned my teeth on the UFO coms bridge, and we saw HER, then we went ghost-shipping with the skeleton crew of a pirate Galeon with dragons in tow. I thought we were done. Incidentally, they say this is where the expression "ghost riding the whip" actually comes from... Anyhow, just as I think it's time to wrap it up, I suddenly feel compelled to spin "Aging Young Rebel" on the turntable, except, there was a dirty connection I had to fix on the phono jack. There is something comical about this, only I don't know what... Like, I'm being set up... Connection fixed and I sit down to enjoy the track. And then the Trickster, all cane top hat and monocle, does a little show for me: turns my place into the magic castle, all footless and fancy free... think how happy mom will be. Thanks dudes!
Title: Re: Time Travel
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 13, 2018, 11:01:00 pm
Had the Trickster over to dinner, like, last night, or the one before... probably both... Wasn't reallAy expecting anyone: after the aliens deep-cleaned my teeth on the UFO coms bridge, and we saw HER, then we went ghost-shipping with the skeleton crew of a pirate Galeon with dragons in tow. I thought we were done. Incidentally, they say this is where the expression "ghost riding the whip" actually comes from... Anyhow, just as I think it's time to wrap it up, I suddenly feel compelled to spin "Aging Young Rebel" on the turntable, except, there was a dirty connection I had to fix on the phono jack. There is something comical about this, only I don't know what... Like, I'm being set up... Connection fixed and I sit down to enjoy the track. And then the Trickster, all cane top hat and monocle, does a little show for me: turns my place into the magic castle, all footless and fancy free... think how happy mom will be. Thanks dudes!

:eek:

Share your drugs, you greedy sumbitch.
Title: Re: Time Travel
Post by: The Wizard Joseph on July 13, 2018, 11:54:31 pm
Speaking of drugs and a loss of reality check into the Baron Trump time travel theory. There's something compelling about it.

This guy did a pretty good summary: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=D1eCg2X00e8 (https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=D1eCg2X00e8)

There's a lot of shit to chew on about Trump and time travel if you run a search and start digging.
Title: Re: Time Travel
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 13, 2018, 11:59:10 pm
Speaking of drugs and a loss of reality check into the Baron Trump time travel theory. There's something compelling about it.

This guy did a pretty good summary: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=D1eCg2X00e8 (https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=D1eCg2X00e8)

There's a lot of shit to chew on about Trump and time travel if you run a search and start digging.

Holy fuck.  :lulz:

Now, if I invented time travel, I'd send Sarah Huckabee back to Philly in 1787.
Title: Re: Time Travel
Post by: minuspace on July 14, 2018, 04:14:28 am
Had the Trickster over to dinner, like, last night, or the one before... probably both... Wasn't reallAy expecting anyone: after the aliens deep-cleaned my teeth on the UFO coms bridge, and we saw HER, then we went ghost-shipping with the skeleton crew of a pirate Galeon with dragons in tow. I thought we were done. Incidentally, they say this is where the expression "ghost riding the whip" actually comes from... Anyhow, just as I think it's time to wrap it up, I suddenly feel compelled to spin "Aging Young Rebel" on the turntable, except, there was a dirty connection I had to fix on the phono jack. There is something comical about this, only I don't know what... Like, I'm being set up... Connection fixed and I sit down to enjoy the track. And then the Trickster, all cane top hat and monocle, does a little show for me: turns my place into the magic castle, all footless and fancy free... think how happy mom will be. Thanks dudes!

 :o

Share your drugs, you greedy sumbitch.

I mean, side effects do include having to host the disembodied heads of witches round your ear, but they are little and don't talk much so, idunno  :lulz:
Title: Re: Time Travel
Post by: minuspace on July 14, 2018, 04:18:33 am
Oh, yeah, and we are long overdue for REAL party. Like, I haunt haven't been to party in longer than... way too long.
Title: Re: Time Travel
Post by: minuspace on July 14, 2018, 04:28:15 am
Speaking of drugs and a loss of reality check into the Baron Trump time travel theory. There's something compelling about it.

This guy did a pretty good summary: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=D1eCg2X00e8 (https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=D1eCg2X00e8)

There's a lot of shit to chew on about Trump and time travel if you run a search and start digging.

Holy fuck.  :lulz:

Now, if I invented time travel, I'd send Sarah Huckabee back to Philly in 1787.

Wow!

If anyone needed them to re-constitute a little different, I know a guy that knows someone.
Title: Re: Time Travel
Post by: The Wizard Joseph on July 14, 2018, 05:03:29 am
Speaking of drugs and a loss of reality check into the Baron Trump time travel theory. There's something compelling about it.

This guy did a pretty good summary: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=D1eCg2X00e8 (https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=D1eCg2X00e8)

There's a lot of shit to chew on about Trump and time travel if you run a search and start digging.

Holy fuck.  :lulz:

Now, if I invented time travel, I'd send Sarah Huckabee back to Philly in 1787.
I had to Google and in doing so found this.
https://www.constitutionfacts.com/us-constitution-amendments/the-constitutional-convention/ (https://www.constitutionfacts.com/us-constitution-amendments/the-constitutional-convention/)

The Committee of Detail were some serious constitution pimping gangstas. Except for Gorham. I'm guessing nobody really liked Gorham.

Hey! Sarah Sanders could meet Gorham and empower him with knowledge from the future and we'd all be fucked.

 :eek: We must prevent Dok Howl from ever developing time travel or our world as we know it is doomed. Well more doomed anyway.
Title: Re: Time Travel
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 14, 2018, 06:29:01 am
Speaking of drugs and a loss of reality check into the Baron Trump time travel theory. There's something compelling about it.

This guy did a pretty good summary: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=D1eCg2X00e8 (https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=D1eCg2X00e8)

There's a lot of shit to chew on about Trump and time travel if you run a search and start digging.

Holy fuck.  :lulz:

Now, if I invented time travel, I'd send Sarah Huckabee back to Philly in 1787.
I had to Google and in doing so found this.
https://www.constitutionfacts.com/us-constitution-amendments/the-constitutional-convention/ (https://www.constitutionfacts.com/us-constitution-amendments/the-constitutional-convention/)

The Committee of Detail were some serious constitution pimping gangstas. Except for Gorham. I'm guessing nobody really liked Gorham.

Hey! Sarah Sanders could meet Gorham and empower him with knowledge from the future and we'd all be fucked.

 :eek: We must prevent Dok Howl from ever developing time travel or our world as we know it is doomed. Well more doomed anyway.

Sarah Sanders empowering someone with...waaaaaaaaaaaaaat?   :lol:
Title: Re: Time Travel
Post by: The Wizard Joseph on July 14, 2018, 07:36:40 am
 :lol: :oops:

I meant to say Huckabee
Title: Re: Time Travel
Post by: Capeditiea on September 04, 2018, 02:35:26 pm
:O i have jumped ahead of time a month? :O
Title: Re: Time Travel
Post by: minuspace on September 05, 2018, 05:03:23 am
 :nou:

I been there like, two hours max. Vestigial fx still pending.
Title: Re: Time Travel
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 05, 2018, 05:09:48 am
Time travel log:

<REDACTED>

<REDACTED>

<REDACTED>

<REDACTED>

<REDACTED>

<REDACTED>

I hate you guys.  :rogpipe:
Title: Re: Time Travel
Post by: Capeditiea on September 05, 2018, 07:47:05 pm
i might be going back in time as well... :O

Time travel log:

<REDACTED>

<REDACTED>

<REDACTED>

<REDACTED>

<REDACTED>

<REDACTED>

I hate you guys.  :rogpipe:

:nou:

I been there like, two hours max. Vestigial fx still pending.


:O i have jumped ahead of time a month? :O

Title: Re: Time Travel
Post by: minuspace on September 07, 2018, 12:34:09 am
Getting ready for a jump. Had to excise the humuncular image I had riding on my left shoulder. It was effecting my concentration. This may result in a screen-name change and new carpets.
Title: Re: Time Travel
Post by: Capeditiea on September 07, 2018, 02:36:23 am
Getting ready for a jump. Had to excise the humuncular image I had riding on my left shoulder. It was effecting my concentration. This may result in a screen-name change and new carpets.

what colour of carpet are you aiming for?
Title: Re: Time Travel
Post by: minuspace on September 07, 2018, 07:07:44 am
Getting ready for a jump. Had to excise the humuncular image I had riding on my left shoulder. It was effecting my concentration. This may result in a screen-name change and new carpets.

what colour of carpet are you aiming for?

I saw a little red so we postponed. Otherwise, you know, the one wright.
Title: Re: Time Travel
Post by: Capeditiea on September 07, 2018, 08:05:55 am
:3 red carpet will be helpful. :D they are also great in bed. *nods
Title: Re: Time Travel
Post by: minuspace on September 07, 2018, 11:25:20 pm
:3 red carpet will be helpful. :D they are also great in bed. *nods

True. Can't deny that, stereotypes notwithstanding. Also, idduno, something tells me the shit draining out of my shoulder should probably stop before I go.
Title: Re: Time Travel
Post by: Capeditiea on September 07, 2018, 11:38:35 pm
:3 red carpet will be helpful. :D they are also great in bed. *nods

True. Can't deny that, stereotypes notwithstanding. Also, idduno, something tells me the shit draining out of my shoulder should probably stop before I go.

*gets on intercom, Paging Doktor Howl, paging Doktor Howl, we have a code 243, on red alert.

Okay, calm down, this is completely okay, Doktor Howl is a trained Doktor, he has done some amazing work. :D *rips open blouse revealing abnormally huge tits, see look at these bad girls...
Title: Re: Time Travel
Post by: Cain on September 07, 2018, 11:41:48 pm
(https://i.imgflip.com/1tp5z2.jpg)
Title: Re: Time Travel
Post by: Capeditiea on September 07, 2018, 11:55:20 pm
(https://i.imgflip.com/1tp5z2.jpg)


 :repub:  :cpd:


---edited to mention
i forgot to post those...
Title: Re: Time Travel
Post by: Hoopla! on September 08, 2018, 12:02:22 am
:3 red carpet will be helpful. :D they are also great in bed. *nods

True. Can't deny that, stereotypes notwithstanding. Also, idduno, something tells me the shit draining out of my shoulder should probably stop before I go.

*gets on intercom, Paging Doktor Howl, paging Doktor Howl, we have a code 243, on red alert.

Okay, calm down, this is completely okay, Doktor Howl is a trained Doktor, he has done some amazing work. :D *rips open blouse revealing abnormally huge tits, see look at these bad girls...

Do you need some private time?
Title: Re: Time Travel
Post by: EK WAFFLR on September 08, 2018, 12:05:20 am
https://i.giphy.com/media/emgeMZxTuuDzq/giphy.gif
Title: Re: Time Travel
Post by: minuspace on September 08, 2018, 12:12:15 am
:3 red carpet will be helpful. :D they are also great in bed. *nods

True. Can't deny that, stereotypes notwithstanding. Also, idduno, something tells me the shit draining out of my shoulder should probably stop before I go.

*gets on intercom, Paging Doktor Howl, paging Doktor Howl, we have a code 243, on red alert.

Okay, calm down, this is completely okay, Doktor Howl is a trained Doktor, he has done some amazing work. :D *rips open blouse revealing abnormally huge tits, see look at these bad girls...
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
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Title: Re: Time Travel
Post by: Capeditiea on September 08, 2018, 12:18:42 am
:3 red carpet will be helpful. :D they are also great in bed. *nods

True. Can't deny that, stereotypes notwithstanding. Also, idduno, something tells me the shit draining out of my shoulder should probably stop before I go.

*gets on intercom, Paging Doktor Howl, paging Doktor Howl, we have a code 243, on red alert.

Okay, calm down, this is completely okay, Doktor Howl is a trained Doktor, he has done some amazing work. :D *rips open blouse revealing abnormally huge tits, see look at these bad girls...

Do you need some private time?


well... i guess? would you like to join?
Title: Re: Time Travel
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 08, 2018, 01:09:24 am
Doktor Howl is in no way affiliated with these banal chatroom shenanigans.

The Babylon Horuv/Wyldkat vibe in fact makes the good Doktor want to turn everyone in to the Department of Homeland Security for your own good.
Title: Re: Time Travel
Post by: Capeditiea on September 08, 2018, 01:21:45 am
Doktor Howl is in no way affiliated with these banal chatroom shenanigans.

The Babylon Horuv/Wyldkat vibe in fact makes the good Doktor want to turn everyone in to the Department of Homeland Security for your own good.


Dok, you're here just in time.

Look at LuciferX, he seems to be having profuse shoulder bleeding syndrome
Title: Re: Time Travel
Post by: Hoopla! on September 08, 2018, 01:33:31 am
:3 red carpet will be helpful. :D they are also great in bed. *nods

True. Can't deny that, stereotypes notwithstanding. Also, idduno, something tells me the shit draining out of my shoulder should probably stop before I go.

*gets on intercom, Paging Doktor Howl, paging Doktor Howl, we have a code 243, on red alert.

Okay, calm down, this is completely okay, Doktor Howl is a trained Doktor, he has done some amazing work. :D *rips open blouse revealing abnormally huge tits, see look at these bad girls...

Do you need some private time?


well... i guess? would you like to join?

It would hardly be private time if I was present.
Title: Re: Time Travel
Post by: Capeditiea on September 08, 2018, 01:38:04 am
:3 red carpet will be helpful. :D they are also great in bed. *nods

True. Can't deny that, stereotypes notwithstanding. Also, idduno, something tells me the shit draining out of my shoulder should probably stop before I go.

*gets on intercom, Paging Doktor Howl, paging Doktor Howl, we have a code 243, on red alert.

Okay, calm down, this is completely okay, Doktor Howl is a trained Doktor, he has done some amazing work. :D *rips open blouse revealing abnormally huge tits, see look at these bad girls...

Do you need some private time?


well... i guess? would you like to join?

It would hardly be private time if I was present.



Fine then. i will  :cry:  :fap:
Title: Re: Time Travel
Post by: minuspace on September 08, 2018, 01:58:54 am
Doktor Howl is in no way affiliated with these banal chatroom shenanigans.

The Babylon Horuv/Wyldkat vibe in fact makes the good Doktor want to turn everyone in to the Department of Homeland Security for your own good.


Dok, you're here just in time.

Look at LuciferX, he seems to be having profuse shoulder bleeding syndrome
No, no, no... I'm all taken care of. I'll just stick some bubblegum in there and I'm ready to go. Picking up some diatomaceous <g> nitrogen for the bugs later on and shooting for departure tomorrow. I expect traffic Sunday through Tuesday so I wanted to make sure the place looks good for when the tourists get there.
Title: Re: Time Travel
Post by: Capeditiea on September 08, 2018, 02:17:37 am
Doktor Howl is in no way affiliated with these banal chatroom shenanigans.

The Babylon Horuv/Wyldkat vibe in fact makes the good Doktor want to turn everyone in to the Department of Homeland Security for your own good.


Dok, you're here just in time.

Look at LuciferX, he seems to be having profuse shoulder bleeding syndrome
No, no, no... I'm all taken care of. I'll just stick some bubblegum in there and I'm ready to go. Picking up some diatomaceous <g> nitrogen for the bugs later on and shooting for departure tomorrow. I expect traffic Sunday through Tuesday so I wanted to make sure the place looks good for when the tourists get there.


you knew the secret to fixing your shoulder?
:O
Title: Re: Time Travel
Post by: minuspace on September 08, 2018, 08:18:17 pm
That's it. No more broadcasting here.
Title: Re: Time Travel
Post by: Junkenstein on September 11, 2018, 07:00:39 am
Doktor Howl is in no way affiliated with these banal chatroom shenanigans.

The Babylon Horuv/Wyldkat vibe in fact makes the good Doktor want to turn everyone in to the Department of Homeland Security for your own good.

It's your own damn fault for this. I warned you. Many, Many times, I beseeche-ed thee to SHAVE THY FUCKING BACK. But no. You're a smart man. You didn't listen. Now you walk around like some kind of cromagnon motherfucker with the weak willed hurling themselves at you.

The boys LOVE it.

The girls LUST FOR IT.

The boy-girls GO WILD FOR IT.

The girl-boys ENVY IT.

Non-conforming-to-binary-things-people PLAN TO SKIN YOU AND MAKE IT INTO A RUG.

ITS ROGERS AMAZING ASTONISHING HIGHLAND CATTLE-ESQUE BACK. ORDER YOURS TODAY. LIMITED TO ONE CUSTOMER ONLY BECAUSE WE NEED TO SKIN HIM TO MAKE IT.





 










I'm not joking. I'll skin and sell him for the right price. It'll save him from this fucking horribleness that's happened lately so it's almost a mercy. Think of it like charity. Or Scientology.
Title: Re: Time Travel
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 11, 2018, 07:18:25 am
You'll have to fight me for it.
Title: Re: Time Travel
Post by: Junkenstein on September 11, 2018, 07:19:25 am
The plan is hippo tranquilisers from a fair distance.

I'm humane, not suicidal.
Title: Re: Time Travel
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 11, 2018, 05:20:44 pm
The plan is hippo tranquilisers from a fair distance.

I'm humane, not suicidal.

A couple of CCs of cortisol would be funnier.
Title: Re: Time Travel
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 12, 2018, 08:54:56 pm
Every time I take a trip, shit is worse when I get back.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/companies/amazon-executive-admits-patent-to-cage-workers-was-bad-idea/ar-BBNcwmm?ocid=spartanntp