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Principia Discordia => Aneristic Illusions => Topic started by: Q. G. Pennyworth on May 09, 2019, 07:16:40 pm

Title: OK YOU FUCKS LET'S GET SOME SHIT STRAIGHT
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on May 09, 2019, 07:16:40 pm
I'm running for office. Please don't spag up my shit on facebook too bad until after November 5th.

Also nobody tell the rubes what the Golden Apple is, you'll ruin the joke.
Title: Re: OK YOU FUCKS LET'S GET SOME SHIT STRAIGHT
Post by: Cain on May 09, 2019, 07:18:18 pm
 :mittens:
Title: Re: OK YOU FUCKS LET'S GET SOME SHIT STRAIGHT
Post by: altered on May 09, 2019, 07:19:25 pm
oh my god.

Feed me details when you can, this is EXCITING.
Title: Re: OK YOU FUCKS LET'S GET SOME SHIT STRAIGHT
Post by: chaotic neutral observer on May 09, 2019, 07:23:42 pm
I'm running for office.
I approve this message.
Title: Re: OK YOU FUCKS LET'S GET SOME SHIT STRAIGHT
Post by: LMNO on May 09, 2019, 07:31:18 pm
If I'm in your district, I'll vote for you.
Title: Re: OK YOU FUCKS LET'S GET SOME SHIT STRAIGHT
Post by: Hoopla! on May 09, 2019, 07:35:30 pm
This definitely seems like the next logical step for you. Good luck!
Title: Re: OK YOU FUCKS LET'S GET SOME SHIT STRAIGHT
Post by: Cramulus on May 09, 2019, 07:38:15 pm
OH HELL YES
Title: Re: OK YOU FUCKS LET'S GET SOME SHIT STRAIGHT
Post by: Doktor Howl on May 09, 2019, 07:49:58 pm
:mittens:
Title: Re: OK YOU FUCKS LET'S GET SOME SHIT STRAIGHT
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on May 09, 2019, 08:46:56 pm
If I'm in your district, I'll vote for you.

You are super not. It's a hyper-local school committee race, not even city-wide.
Title: Re: OK YOU FUCKS LET'S GET SOME SHIT STRAIGHT
Post by: LMNO on May 09, 2019, 08:57:01 pm
Well, if I can signal boost, let me know.
Title: Re: OK YOU FUCKS LET'S GET SOME SHIT STRAIGHT
Post by: The Wizard Joseph on May 09, 2019, 09:12:09 pm
More power to you QG!  :mittens:
Title: Re: OK YOU FUCKS LET'S GET SOME SHIT STRAIGHT
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on May 09, 2019, 09:18:35 pm
Interacting with content on the facebook page will help more people see it, if you don't mind? I'll be trying to get at least one relevant post up a day, but we'll see where I actually land on that front.
Title: Re: OK YOU FUCKS LET'S GET SOME SHIT STRAIGHT
Post by: Al Qədic on May 10, 2019, 12:10:31 am
If you do get on the school committee, I hope someone starts specifically leaving golden apples on your desk/office space. :lulz:
Title: Re: OK YOU FUCKS LET'S GET SOME SHIT STRAIGHT
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on May 10, 2019, 12:27:58 am
If you do get on the school committee, I hope someone starts specifically leaving golden apples on your desk/office space. :lulz:

Sadly, this is not a situation that comes with a workspace. In fact, we don't currently have a city hall at all. A couple of buildings in downtown have office space being rented out temporarily for stuff like the Clerk and city council and school committee meetings are all happening in the senior center while a new building is under construction.

Our mayor is possibly the first and only one to run and win on a platform of "I will tear down city hall -- LITERALLY."
Title: Re: OK YOU FUCKS LET'S GET SOME SHIT STRAIGHT
Post by: The Wizard Joseph on May 10, 2019, 01:44:25 am
Interacting with content on the facebook page will help more people see it, if you don't mind? I'll be trying to get at least one relevant post up a day, but we'll see where I actually land on that front.

Send me an invite to the page.
Title: Re: OK YOU FUCKS LET'S GET SOME SHIT STRAIGHT
Post by: Eater of Clowns on May 10, 2019, 11:31:15 am
If you do get on the school committee, I hope someone starts specifically leaving golden apples on your desk/office space. :lulz:

Sadly, this is not a situation that comes with a workspace. In fact, we don't currently have a city hall at all. A couple of buildings in downtown have office space being rented out temporarily for stuff like the Clerk and city council and school committee meetings are all happening in the senior center while a new building is under construction.

Our mayor is possibly the first and only one to run and win on a platform of "I will tear down city hall -- LITERALLY."

Sounds like the only logical next step is to run on a tearing down the school platform.

Also, good going QG!
Title: Re: OK YOU FUCKS LET'S GET SOME SHIT STRAIGHT
Post by: Bruno on May 10, 2019, 07:51:59 pm
"TOTAL DESTRUCTION" is always an excellent campaign slogan.

Always.
Title: Re: OK YOU FUCKS LET'S GET SOME SHIT STRAIGHT
Post by: Al Qədic on May 10, 2019, 09:10:31 pm
"TOTAL DESTRUCTION" is always an excellent campaign slogan.

Always.

Giant Meteor has my vote for 2020. :lulz:
Title: Re: OK YOU FUCKS LET'S GET SOME SHIT STRAIGHT
Post by: Fujikoma on May 11, 2019, 03:09:55 am
Wooo, good luck!
Title: Re: OK YOU FUCKS LET'S GET SOME SHIT STRAIGHT
Post by: Bruno on May 11, 2019, 10:45:50 am
"TOTAL DESTRUCTION" is always an excellent campaign slogan.

Always.

Giant Meteor has my vote for 2020. :lulz:

Giant Meteors are inherently foreign by nature. True Americans root for the Yosemite Caldera.
Title: Re: OK YOU FUCKS LET'S GET SOME SHIT STRAIGHT
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on May 16, 2019, 12:26:41 pm
If you're in the US and want to contribute, I have an online donation page set up. If you're local and want to throw money at me, best to do that in person so ActBlue doesn't eat any of it. Message me if you need the deets.
Title: Re: OK YOU FUCKS LET'S GET SOME SHIT STRAIGHT
Post by: Fujikoma on May 19, 2019, 04:13:54 pm
"TOTAL DESTRUCTION" is always an excellent campaign slogan.

Always.

Giant Meteor has my vote for 2020. :lulz:

Giant Meteors are inherently foreign by nature. True Americans root for the Yosemite Caldera.

"CHOOSE THE FORM OF THE DESTRUCTOR!" *imagines Yosemite Sam*

Seriously though, that is, the nightmare scenario, and the weirdest thing about it is, it hasn't freaking exploded yet.