Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Doktor Howl on November 30, 2019, 05:41:29 am

Title: Wait. What?
Post by: Doktor Howl on November 30, 2019, 05:41:29 am
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2019/nov/29/ohio-extreme-abortion-bill-reimplant-ectopic-pregnancy

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Ohio bill orders doctors to ‘reimplant ectopic pregnancy’ or face 'abortion murder' charges
Title: Re: Wait. What?
Post by: altered on November 30, 2019, 06:42:13 am
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2019/nov/29/ohio-extreme-abortion-bill-reimplant-ectopic-pregnancy

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Ohio bill orders doctors to ‘reimplant ectopic pregnancy’ or face 'abortion murder' charges

Whaaaat.

I.

:kingmeh: I come from these parts. It shouldn’t surprise me.

It fucking surprised me.

I want to cut Ohio, Pennsylvania, Upstate New York out and throw them to Florida where they belong.
Title: Re: Wait. What?
Post by: Doktor Howl on November 30, 2019, 06:50:26 am
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2019/nov/29/ohio-extreme-abortion-bill-reimplant-ectopic-pregnancy

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Ohio bill orders doctors to ‘reimplant ectopic pregnancy’ or face 'abortion murder' charges

Whaaaat.

I.

:kingmeh: I come from these parts. It shouldn’t surprise me.

It fucking surprised me.

I want to cut Ohio, Pennsylvania, Upstate New York out and throw them to Florida where they belong.

I spent a total of 5 years at Fort Drum, up by Watertown.

Exterminate the brutes.
Title: Re: Wait. What?
Post by: Cain on November 30, 2019, 09:28:48 am
That's actually not a thing. I mean it's literally not a procedure which can be done. No doctor with a passing knowledge of medical ethics or knowledge that experimenting on humans is a crime against humanity would do it.

Which I suppose is the point. Lets you know nice and early which doctors aren't going to play ball.
Title: Re: Wait. What?
Post by: Bruno on November 30, 2019, 09:30:59 am
What in the Manditory Mengele is this shit?
Title: Re: Wait. What?
Post by: Doktor Howl on November 30, 2019, 06:09:04 pm
That's actually not a thing. I mean it's literally not a procedure which can be done. No doctor with a passing knowledge of medical ethics or knowledge that experimenting on humans is a crime against humanity would do it.

Which I suppose is the point. Lets you know nice and early which doctors aren't going to play ball.

More to the point, John Becker and his allies don't care.  If that woman didn't want to be a criminal, she'd have been born male and also not a bunch of uppity SLUTTS.
Title: Re: Wait. What?
Post by: Fujikoma on November 30, 2019, 06:34:16 pm
Wouldn't it be great if everyone were born male? Not only would everyone be forced to be gay, but then they'd also be extinct.
Title: Re: Wait. What?
Post by: Doktor Howl on November 30, 2019, 06:40:20 pm
Wouldn't it be great if everyone were born male? Not only would everyone be forced to be gay, but then they'd also be extinct.

No, Becker wants women to exist.  He just believes they should be punished for it.  And he gets to do the punishing.
Title: Re: Wait. What?
Post by: Magpie on November 30, 2019, 06:45:23 pm
That's actually not a thing. I mean it's literally not a procedure which can be done. No doctor with a passing knowledge of medical ethics or knowledge that experimenting on humans is a crime against humanity would do it.

Which I suppose is the point. Lets you know nice and early which doctors aren't going to play ball.

More to the point, John Becker and his allies don't care.  If that woman didn't want to be a criminal, she'd have been born male and also not a bunch of uppity SLUTTS.

Next step is investigating miscarriages as manslaughter.

Cain, I've had to reassure girls that doing push-ups from their toes instead of their knees is safe and won't damage their uteruses, so politicians being ignorant enough to think an ectopic pregnancy can be found at an early enough point to treat it like an IVF implantation is not impossible.
Title: Re: Wait. What?
Post by: Fujikoma on November 30, 2019, 06:45:42 pm
It's fucking stupid, why we can't aknowlege female humans as valuable, or why we can't respect their rights when it comes to their bodies, is like, a comedy of errors that keeps delivering.
Title: Re: Wait. What?
Post by: Cain on November 30, 2019, 07:34:28 pm
That's actually not a thing. I mean it's literally not a procedure which can be done. No doctor with a passing knowledge of medical ethics or knowledge that experimenting on humans is a crime against humanity would do it.

Which I suppose is the point. Lets you know nice and early which doctors aren't going to play ball.

More to the point, John Becker and his allies don't care.  If that woman didn't want to be a criminal, she'd have been born male and also not a bunch of uppity SLUTTS.

Next step is investigating miscarriages as manslaughter.

Cain, I've had to reassure girls that doing push-ups from their toes instead of their knees is safe and won't damage their uteruses, so politicians being ignorant enough to think an ectopic pregnancy can be found at an early enough point to treat it like an IVF implantation is not impossible.

I believe they're already doing the first thing in some states.

And I can believe that, but I have come to learn the GOP's evil is multifacted in its awfulness. There will always be multiple downsides, no matter how straightfoward the issue looks. It's impressively evil.
Title: Re: Wait. What?
Post by: Magpie on November 30, 2019, 08:02:21 pm
Being able to introduce the legislation without public input gives them more freedom, the pro-lifers in Ireland tried to remove the provision to allow abortion due to the risk of suicide of the pregnant woman, they got it to a referendum twice, the GOP don't have the issue of asking the public to agree that locking a 14 year old in suicide watch until she gives birth is not abhorrent.
Title: Re: Wait. What?
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on December 01, 2019, 01:47:34 am
That's actually not a thing. I mean it's literally not a procedure which can be done. No doctor with a passing knowledge of medical ethics or knowledge that experimenting on humans is a crime against humanity would do it.

Which I suppose is the point. Lets you know nice and early which doctors aren't going to play ball.

More to the point, John Becker and his allies don't care.  If that woman didn't want to be a criminal, she'd have been born male and also not a bunch of uppity SLUTTS.

Next step is investigating miscarriages as manslaughter.

Cain, I've had to reassure girls that doing push-ups from their toes instead of their knees is safe and won't damage their uteruses, so politicians being ignorant enough to think an ectopic pregnancy can be found at an early enough point to treat it like an IVF implantation is not impossible.

I believe they're already doing the first thing in some states.

They are.
And we have the legal implications of shit like this to look forward to https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/8xwyng/pennsylvania-fetal-burial-bill-death-certificates-for-miscarriage-abortion-fertilized-eggs-hb1890 (https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/8xwyng/pennsylvania-fetal-burial-bill-death-certificates-for-miscarriage-abortion-fertilized-eggs-hb1890)

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And I can believe that, but I have come to learn the GOP's evil is multifacted in its awfulness. There will always be multiple downsides, no matter how straightfoward the issue looks. It's impressively evil.

All the more impressive because they're stupid motherfuckers.
It's not intelligence, so it must be the evil that makes them effective. They stop at nothing.
Title: Re: Wait. What?
Post by: Trivial on December 01, 2019, 05:20:10 am
(https://pics.me.me/danger-presented-by-ohio-you-are-in-ohio-invasion-at-40145481.png)
Title: Re: Wait. What?
Post by: Fujikoma on December 01, 2019, 07:47:48 am
The love of my life lives in ohio... I hope she's ok but more than likely she's plotting to invade your ass.
Title: Re: Wait. What?
Post by: Doktor Howl on December 01, 2019, 03:32:06 pm
Next step is investigating miscarriages as manslaughter.


Um, we went past that in 2016.  We have a couple of women in jail for it.  Brazil did it even earlier.
Title: Re: Wait. What?
Post by: Doktor Howl on December 01, 2019, 03:34:10 pm

They are.
And we have the legal implications of shit like this to look forward to https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/8xwyng/pennsylvania-fetal-burial-bill-death-certificates-for-miscarriage-abortion-fertilized-eggs-hb1890 (https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/8xwyng/pennsylvania-fetal-burial-bill-death-certificates-for-miscarriage-abortion-fertilized-eggs-hb1890)


How many roses can you fit on the coffin of a single cell?
Title: Re: Wait. What?
Post by: Trivial on December 01, 2019, 07:46:26 pm

They are.
And we have the legal implications of shit like this to look forward to https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/8xwyng/pennsylvania-fetal-burial-bill-death-certificates-for-miscarriage-abortion-fertilized-eggs-hb1890 (https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/8xwyng/pennsylvania-fetal-burial-bill-death-certificates-for-miscarriage-abortion-fertilized-eggs-hb1890)


How many roses can you fit on the coffin of a single cell?

Like what do you even do for this?

https://americanpregnancy.org/pregnancy-complications/blighted-ovum/ (https://americanpregnancy.org/pregnancy-complications/blighted-ovum/)
Title: Re: Wait. What?
Post by: Fujikoma on December 02, 2019, 12:23:46 am
A better name for this topic would be like, "Hey, look at all these goofy white people."