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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: village idiot on August 07, 2020, 05:54:06 pm

Title: UNLIMITED Village Idiot Thread
Post by: village idiot on August 07, 2020, 05:54:06 pm
i've been bitterly dissapointed that the 7 year curse isn't true.

IT LASTS LONGER. and gets worse.

so, i've been reading a few threads around here and i see i'm not the only mad boffin around, and by the stuff i've been googling the 10 year mark is the next possible stop to the madness. i'll also be 33yo  :lulz:. if i make it.

the only thing i have to report is that somewhere just before 7 year mark i've for the first time in my life allowed myself to slack off a bit, to not insist on perfection in conduct regarding matters i find important. that's a major change for me personally.

now, i'm so shitfaced that the only thing i can plan on handling in the future are coffee and cigarettes. i'm sol.
Title: Re: hi there, how long was your stay at the chapel?
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 07, 2020, 06:58:21 pm
Not sure what you're trying to say, but hello.
Title: Re: hi there, how long was your stay at the chapel?
Post by: LMNO on August 07, 2020, 07:09:29 pm
A true initiation never ends.
Title: Re: hi there, how long was your stay at the chapel?
Post by: village idiot on August 07, 2020, 07:11:53 pm
Not sure what you're trying to say, but hello.

https://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=31296.0
Title: Re: hi there, how long was your stay at the chapel?
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 07, 2020, 07:19:22 pm
Not sure what you're trying to say, but hello.

https://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=31296.0

That's mostly a wank.  Lots of philosophy is.  In fact, MOST of philosophy is a wank. 

Especially Diogenes, Plato, and that prick Aristotle. 
Title: Re: hi there, how long was your stay at the chapel?
Post by: The Wizard Joseph on August 07, 2020, 07:23:33 pm
Not sure what you're trying to say, but hello.

https://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=31296.0

That's mostly a wank.  Lots of philosophy is.  In fact, MOST of philosophy is a wank. 

Especially Diogenes, Plato, and that prick Aristotle.

Literally in the case of Diogenes.
Title: Re: hi there, how long was your stay at the chapel?
Post by: Junkenstein on August 07, 2020, 07:24:16 pm
Accurate. The best description of nietzsche I ever heard was "an angry wank".
Title: Re: hi there, how long was your stay at the chapel?
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 07, 2020, 07:28:55 pm
Accurate. The best description of nietzsche I ever heard was "an angry wank".

Nietzsche at least made an attempt to not crawl up his own ass.  He even talked about that.

I mean, it didn't work, but points for being that self-aware.
Title: Re: hi there, how long was your stay at the chapel?
Post by: village idiot on August 07, 2020, 07:30:26 pm
A true initiation never ends.

sounds like terminal stupidity to me.

what, i should stop fapping? theoretically feasible but deliberately ceasing to breathe is easier
Title: Re: hi there, how long was your stay at the chapel?
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 07, 2020, 07:32:22 pm
A true initiation never ends.

sounds like terminal stupidity to me.

what, i should stop fapping? theoretically feasible but deliberately ceasing to breathe is easier

This is going to go well.  I can sense it.
Title: Re: hi there, how long was your stay at the chapel?
Post by: village idiot on August 07, 2020, 07:34:18 pm
This is going to go well.  I can sense it.

"sensing" shit got me here. 7 hellish years ago.
Title: Re: hi there, how long was your stay at the chapel?
Post by: altered on August 07, 2020, 07:34:40 pm
Literally, "philosophy" means "love of wisdom"
("philo" love + "sophia" wisdom),
and "sophia" gives us (in a different derivation to English) "sophistry", which is literally "acting like a supporter of the belief in wisdom"
("sophia" wisdom + ("-ism" belief in -> "-ist" supporter of an ism) + "-ry" behavior characteristic of),
but which means "deceiving people with spurious arguments".



Draw your own conclusions.
Title: Re: hi there, how long was your stay at the chapel?
Post by: village idiot on August 07, 2020, 07:44:13 pm
Literally, "philosophy" means "love of wisdom"
("philo" love + "sophia" wisdom),
and "sophia" gives us (in a different derivation to English) "sophistry", which is literally "acting like a supporter of the belief in wisdom"
("sophia" wisdom + ("-ism" belief in -> "-ist" supporter of an ism) + "-ry" behavior characteristic of),
but which means "deceiving people with spurious arguments".



Draw your own conclusions.

it's when you can't physically utter a doctor's elaborate in a sentence.
Title: Re: hi there, how long was your stay at the chapel?
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 07, 2020, 07:46:32 pm
Literally, "philosophy" means "love of wisdom"
("philo" love + "sophia" wisdom),
and "sophia" gives us (in a different derivation to English) "sophistry", which is literally "acting like a supporter of the belief in wisdom"
("sophia" wisdom + ("-ism" belief in -> "-ist" supporter of an ism) + "-ry" behavior characteristic of),
but which means "deceiving people with spurious arguments".



Draw your own conclusions.

it's when you can't physically utter a doctor's elaborate in a sentence.

Okay, I've heard enough.
Title: Re: hi there, how long was your stay at the chapel?
Post by: village idiot on August 07, 2020, 07:48:52 pm
Literally, "philosophy" means "love of wisdom"
("philo" love + "sophia" wisdom),
and "sophia" gives us (in a different derivation to English) "sophistry", which is literally "acting like a supporter of the belief in wisdom"
("sophia" wisdom + ("-ism" belief in -> "-ist" supporter of an ism) + "-ry" behavior characteristic of),
but which means "deceiving people with spurious arguments".



Draw your own conclusions.

it's when you can't physically utter a doctor's elaborate in a sentence.

it's like leary says, you must physically wire an idea to the larval's mental framework something similar to that.

hey, i should be a "reality" dealer.
Title: Re: hi there, how long was your stay at the chapel?
Post by: village idiot on August 07, 2020, 07:50:02 pm
Okay, I've heard enough.

taking me on a vacation?  :kingmeh:
Title: Re: hi there, how long was your stay at the chapel?
Post by: The Wizard Joseph on August 07, 2020, 07:50:26 pm
Literally, "philosophy" means "love of wisdom"
("philo" love + "sophia" wisdom),
and "sophia" gives us (in a different derivation to English) "sophistry", which is literally "acting like a supporter of the belief in wisdom"
("sophia" wisdom + ("-ism" belief in -> "-ist" supporter of an ism) + "-ry" behavior characteristic of),
but which means "deceiving people with spurious arguments".



Draw your own conclusions.

it's when you can't physically utter a doctor's elaborate in a sentence.

it's like leary says, you must physically wire an idea to the larval's mental framework something similar to that.

hey, i should be a "reality" dealer.

I mean... Con artist is a bit more honest.
Title: Re: hi there, how long was your stay at the chapel?
Post by: village idiot on August 07, 2020, 07:52:02 pm
I mean... Con artist is a bit more honest.

yeah, i don't think it'd sell that good  :lulz:
Title: Re: hi there, how long was your stay at the chapel?
Post by: altered on August 07, 2020, 08:05:01 pm
Literally, "philosophy" means "love of wisdom"
("philo" love + "sophia" wisdom),
and "sophia" gives us (in a different derivation to English) "sophistry", which is literally "acting like a supporter of the belief in wisdom"
("sophia" wisdom + ("-ism" belief in -> "-ist" supporter of an ism) + "-ry" behavior characteristic of),
but which means "deceiving people with spurious arguments".



Draw your own conclusions.

it's when you can't physically utter a doctor's elaborate in a sentence.

Okay, I've heard enough.

Reminds me of LuciferX.
Title: Re: hi there, how long was your stay at the chapel?
Post by: chaotic neutral observer on August 07, 2020, 08:10:59 pm
If we had noobs appearing more regularly, I might be inclined to draft a taxonomy.  I've been here long enough to recognize there are repeating patterns, so it should be possible to define some categories.

And then, because humans, we could argue endlessly over which category a given noob should be assigned to, whether the original category definitions needed to be redefined, and even if the categorization approach itself was valid.
Title: Re: hi there, how long was your stay at the chapel?
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 07, 2020, 08:20:39 pm
Literally, "philosophy" means "love of wisdom"
("philo" love + "sophia" wisdom),
and "sophia" gives us (in a different derivation to English) "sophistry", which is literally "acting like a supporter of the belief in wisdom"
("sophia" wisdom + ("-ism" belief in -> "-ist" supporter of an ism) + "-ry" behavior characteristic of),
but which means "deceiving people with spurious arguments".



Draw your own conclusions.

it's when you can't physically utter a doctor's elaborate in a sentence.

Okay, I've heard enough.

Reminds me of LuciferX.

Yeah, pretty much.
Title: Re: hi there, how long was your stay at the chapel?
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 07, 2020, 08:22:04 pm
If we had noobs appearing more regularly, I might be inclined to draft a taxonomy.  I've been here long enough to recognize there are repeating patterns, so it should be possible to define some categories.

And then, because humans, we could argue endlessly over which category a given noob should be assigned to, whether the original category definitions needed to be redefined, and even if the categorization approach itself was valid.

We did something very much like this in 2011.

There was also a checklist of behavior concerning "fighting the power", "Nigel and Howl are in charge of everyone's brains," and "SHAKE UP WEEPLE."
Title: Re: hi there, how long was your stay at the chapel?
Post by: chaotic neutral observer on August 07, 2020, 08:25:47 pm
If we had noobs appearing more regularly, I might be inclined to draft a taxonomy.  I've been here long enough to recognize there are repeating patterns, so it should be possible to define some categories.

And then, because humans, we could argue endlessly over which category a given noob should be assigned to, whether the original category definitions needed to be redefined, and even if the categorization approach itself was valid.

We did something very much like this in 2011.

There was also a checklist of behavior concerning "fighting the power", "Nigel and Howl are in charge of everyone's brains," and "SHAKE UP WEEPLE."

Evidence for time travel:  People from the past keep stealing my ideas.
Title: Re: hi there, how long was your stay at the chapel?
Post by: village idiot on August 07, 2020, 08:26:55 pm
so, what, it's time to find a deserted island to think about it?
Title: Re: hi there, how long was your stay at the chapel?
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 07, 2020, 08:54:28 pm
If we had noobs appearing more regularly, I might be inclined to draft a taxonomy.  I've been here long enough to recognize there are repeating patterns, so it should be possible to define some categories.

And then, because humans, we could argue endlessly over which category a given noob should be assigned to, whether the original category definitions needed to be redefined, and even if the categorization approach itself was valid.

We did something very much like this in 2011.

There was also a checklist of behavior concerning "fighting the power", "Nigel and Howl are in charge of everyone's brains," and "SHAKE UP WEEPLE."

Evidence for time travel:  People from the past keep stealing my ideas.

Same.  All the music I've written was stolen by people before I was born.
Title: Re: hi there, how long was your stay at the chapel?
Post by: The Johnny on August 07, 2020, 09:07:53 pm
If we had noobs appearing more regularly, I might be inclined to draft a taxonomy.  I've been here long enough to recognize there are repeating patterns, so it should be possible to define some categories.

And then, because humans, we could argue endlessly over which category a given noob should be assigned to, whether the original category definitions needed to be redefined, and even if the categorization approach itself was valid.

Sounds oddly like the history of the DSM manual (sic)
Title: Re: hi there, how long was your stay at the chapel?
Post by: village idiot on August 07, 2020, 09:22:45 pm
If we had noobs appearing more regularly, I might be inclined to draft a taxonomy.  I've been here long enough to recognize there are repeating patterns, so it should be possible to define some categories.

And then, because humans, we could argue endlessly over which category a given noob should be assigned to, whether the original category definitions needed to be redefined, and even if the categorization approach itself was valid.

Sounds oddly like the history of the DSM manual (sic)

oh, i can help with that. F20.0, F60.3. what really happened is that i got everything i wanted and lost it later. years long depression and the loss were the final smackdown, i was crying my ass off and then suddenly, without me thinking or doing anything it all just ended. i had no more actual issues, i was free from the pain of depression, i had thought at that moment i'll never be depressed again and i really wasn't except for 6 days under very specific and current conditions. that breakthrough when i was 19 and from my perspective it was an actual miracle, it's like acquiring an extra degree of freedom. over the next 4 years i got HIGH enough to see, or maybe dare imagine "the otherworld".

F60.3 is a crock of shit, the conditions i'm in are very specific. F20.0 potentially too, i've no actual hallucinations, i guess i often jump to conclusions but i don't act on all of them.
Title: Re: hi there, how long was your stay at the chapel?
Post by: village idiot on August 07, 2020, 09:26:17 pm
maybe i'm just in arrested development since i was 19, there's no need to fix anything when you're on a "bulletproof" path.
Title: Re: hi there, how long was your stay at the chapel?
Post by: The Wizard Joseph on August 07, 2020, 09:29:21 pm
Literally, "philosophy" means "love of wisdom"
("philo" love + "sophia" wisdom),
and "sophia" gives us (in a different derivation to English) "sophistry", which is literally "acting like a supporter of the belief in wisdom"
("sophia" wisdom + ("-ism" belief in -> "-ist" supporter of an ism) + "-ry" behavior characteristic of),
but which means "deceiving people with spurious arguments".



Draw your own conclusions.

it's when you can't physically utter a doctor's elaborate in a sentence.

Okay, I've heard enough.

Reminds me of LuciferX.

Yeah, pretty much.

Wow.. Yep.
Title: Re: hi there, how long was your stay at the chapel?
Post by: village idiot on August 07, 2020, 09:31:21 pm
 :roll:
Title: Re: hi there, how long was your stay at the chapel?
Post by: village idiot on August 07, 2020, 09:34:18 pm
:roll:

i'm going to go and call you virtue signallers and be accurate about it.
Title: Re: hi there, how long was your stay at the chapel?
Post by: chaotic neutral observer on August 07, 2020, 09:49:16 pm
oh, i can help with that. F20.0, F60.3.

Those codes appear to signify paranoid schizophrenia, and borderline personality disorder, so...
Title: Re: hi there, how long was your stay at the chapel?
Post by: village idiot on August 07, 2020, 09:57:39 pm
should've figured, you guys do this for shit's and giggles, i accidentally stumbled upon it by looking to get laid
Title: Re: hi there, how long was your stay at the chapel?
Post by: village idiot on August 07, 2020, 10:02:01 pm
LMNO might be the only one in the thread that knows what i'm talking about, the rest of you are whippersnappers
Title: Re: hi there, how long was your stay at the chapel?
Post by: Cain on August 07, 2020, 10:08:46 pm
That's cute, he thinks he's the only one whose ever read Robert Anton Wilson
Title: Re: hi there, how long was your stay at the chapel?
Post by: village idiot on August 07, 2020, 10:15:58 pm
That's cute, he thinks he's the only one whose ever read Robert Anton Wilson

have you lived the nightmare for years (after you've been through one already), oh virtue signaller?
Title: Re: hi there, how long was your stay at the chapel?
Post by: village idiot on August 07, 2020, 10:22:29 pm
i mean, pardon my english but this, the life i'm living is ww1 trench warfare.
Title: Re: hi there, how long was your stay at the chapel?
Post by: The Johnny on August 07, 2020, 10:25:07 pm
That's cute, he thinks he's the only one whose ever read Robert Anton Wilson

have you lived the nightmare for years (after you've been through one already), oh virtue signaller?

We're so fucking WOKE that we cannot have dreams nor nightmares, we have trascended them, for us there is only the eternal gaze upon inferno while we lay in a bed of nails.
Title: Re: hi there, how long was your stay at the chapel?
Post by: Cain on August 07, 2020, 10:27:56 pm
That's cute, he thinks he's the only one whose ever read Robert Anton Wilson

have you lived the nightmare for years (after you've been through one already), oh virtue signaller?

Have you ever asked questions to deflect from being made to look like a poseur?
Title: Re: hi there, how long was your stay at the chapel?
Post by: village idiot on August 07, 2020, 10:28:57 pm
We're so fucking WOKE that we cannot have dreams nor nightmares, we have trascended them, for us there is only the eternal gaze upon inferno while we lay in a bed of nails.

i hope you enjoy your antifas.
Title: Re: hi there, how long was your stay at the chapel?
Post by: chaotic neutral observer on August 07, 2020, 10:30:04 pm
That's cute, he thinks he's the only one whose ever read Robert Anton Wilson

have you lived the nightmare for years (after you've been through one already), oh virtue signaller?

We're so fucking WOKE that we cannot have dreams nor nightmares, we have trascended them, for us there is only the eternal gaze upon inferno while we lay in a bed of nails.

I haven't slept since 146 B.C.
Title: Re: hi there, how long was your stay at the chapel?
Post by: village idiot on August 07, 2020, 10:31:21 pm
Have you ever asked questions to deflect from being made to look like a poseur?

cain? really?
Title: Re: hi there, how long was your stay at the chapel?
Post by: village idiot on August 07, 2020, 10:32:18 pm
Have you ever asked questions to deflect from being made to look like a poseur?

cain? really?

that's like ultimately entp. the troll crew. same guys that singlehandedly ruined the internet.
Title: Re: hi there, how long was your stay at the chapel?
Post by: The Wizard Joseph on August 07, 2020, 10:34:10 pm
i mean, pardon my english but this, the life i'm living is ww1 trench warfare.

You know what not welcome in the trenches? Complainers. Better to get shot than to listen to griping. But if you were from "the trenches" you would know that. You are a visitor, not a resident, clearly.

Enjoy your tourism, but do shut up about "virtue signaling". Clearly you're trying to make some sort of impression rather than being straight up.
Title: Re: hi there, how long was your stay at the chapel?
Post by: village idiot on August 07, 2020, 10:40:09 pm
i mean, pardon my english but this, the life i'm living is ww1 trench warfare.

You know what not welcome in the trenches? Complainers. Better to get shot than to listen to griping. But if you were from "the trenches" you would know that. You are a visitor, not a resident, clearly.

Enjoy your tourism, but do shut up about "virtue signaling". Clearly you're trying to make some sort of impression rather than being straight up.

let me tell you a real story. there was this bitch, nice big tits, okay face and she was constantly giving me shit about "bitching". when i ended up in this fresh hell, she even went and insinuated about "what goes around comes around and bites you in the ass twice".

fast forward some 6 years, she's pushing the baby cart around and is FORBIDDEN to even look at me cause it would mean attraction. it amuses me.
Title: Re: hi there, how long was your stay at the chapel?
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 07, 2020, 10:47:58 pm
:roll:

i'm going to go and call you virtue signallers and be accurate about it.

Hello, RP.
Title: Re: hi there, how long was your stay at the chapel?
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 07, 2020, 10:48:26 pm
That's cute, he thinks he's the only one whose ever read Robert Anton Wilson

It's RP back for his terrible revenge.
Title: Re: hi there, how long was your stay at the chapel?
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 07, 2020, 10:49:39 pm
i mean, pardon my english but this, the life i'm living is ww1 trench warfare.

You know what not welcome in the trenches? Complainers. Better to get shot than to listen to griping. But if you were from "the trenches" you would know that. You are a visitor, not a resident, clearly.

Enjoy your tourism, but do shut up about "virtue signaling". Clearly you're trying to make some sort of impression rather than being straight up.

let me tell you a real story. there was this bitch, nice big tits, okay face and she was constantly giving me shit about "bitching". when i ended up in this fresh hell, she even went and insinuated about "what goes around comes around and bites you in the ass twice".

fast forward some 6 years, she's pushing the baby cart around and is FORBIDDEN to even look at me cause it would mean attraction. it amuses me.

Fucking TIRESOME.
Title: Re: hi there, how long was your stay at the chapel?
Post by: village idiot on August 07, 2020, 10:52:42 pm
shit i'm going around triggering xNTP snowflakes.  :lulz:

that's what you get for shitting in the village's creek covertly.
Title: Re: hi there, how long was your stay at the chapel?
Post by: The Wizard Joseph on August 07, 2020, 10:56:41 pm
i mean, pardon my english but this, the life i'm living is ww1 trench warfare.

You know what not welcome in the trenches? Complainers. Better to get shot than to listen to griping. But if you were from "the trenches" you would know that. You are a visitor, not a resident, clearly.

Enjoy your tourism, but do shut up about "virtue signaling". Clearly you're trying to make some sort of impression rather than being straight up.

let me tell you a real story. there was this bitch, nice big tits, okay face and she was constantly giving me shit about "bitching". when i ended up in this fresh hell, she even went and insinuated about "what goes around comes around and bites you in the ass twice".

fast forward some 6 years, she's pushing the baby cart around and is FORBIDDEN to even look at me cause it would mean attraction. it amuses me.

 :boring:
Title: Re: hi there, how long was your stay at the chapel?
Post by: chaotic neutral observer on August 07, 2020, 11:01:13 pm
fast forward some 6 years, she's pushing the baby cart around and is FORBIDDEN to even look at me cause it would mean attraction. it amuses me.

She's avoiding eye contact because you're creepy.
Title: Re: hi there, how long was your stay at the chapel?
Post by: village idiot on August 07, 2020, 11:03:19 pm
:boring:

if you will pay close attention, your argument doesn't change the tangible reality.
Title: Re: hi there, how long was your stay at the chapel?
Post by: village idiot on August 07, 2020, 11:08:37 pm
She's avoiding eye contact because you're creepy.

i'm still waiting on this sort of argument to show up locally. i've once been framed by a girl i've been hitting on as an abuser. that one's going to pick up some monumental beatings when she does the same thing to a jailbird.

why do you people lie and reframe everything when a stone always smashes smoke and mirrors? it's not in either your or mine interest.

i'll be wasting the rest of my life at the ward if need be, i've suffered enough, you just go and enjoy fool's gold and try not to get assraped like the rest of antifa soyboys.
Title: Re: hi there, how long was your stay at the chapel?
Post by: The Wizard Joseph on August 07, 2020, 11:10:42 pm
:boring:

if you will pay close attention, your argument doesn't change the tangible reality.

 :digtbk2: :boring:
Title: Re: hi there, how long was your stay at the chapel?
Post by: chaotic neutral observer on August 07, 2020, 11:13:44 pm
that one's going to pick up some monumental beatings when she does the same thing to a jailbird.

Saying that proves you're a creep.  I believe her side of the story, and I haven't even heard it.
Title: Re: hi there, how long was your stay at the chapel?
Post by: village idiot on August 07, 2020, 11:16:40 pm
so you're narcs, just like the women. cops, jailbirds and the military gonna have a field day.
Title: Re: hi there, how long was your stay at the chapel?
Post by: The Johnny on August 07, 2020, 11:17:46 pm
So whats the ratio of "Chapel perilous people" to psychosis? 100%?

Talk to a professional, im not even being snide.
Title: Re: hi there, how long was your stay at the chapel?
Post by: village idiot on August 07, 2020, 11:19:30 pm
So whats the ratio of "Chapel perilous people" to psychosis? 100%?

Talk to a professional, im not even being snide.

but i am a professional you ignorant fool. cop vs jailbird, schizophrenic vs doctor.
Title: Re: hi there, how long was your stay at the chapel?
Post by: village idiot on August 07, 2020, 11:20:55 pm
So whats the ratio of "Chapel perilous people" to psychosis? 100%?

Talk to a professional, im not even being snide.

but i am a professional you ignorant fool. cop vs jailbird, schizophrenic vs doctor.

also, see my argument on rock vs smoke and mirrors. as the locals say, you can't fuck without a dick.
Title: Re: hi there, how long was your stay at the chapel?
Post by: Cain on August 07, 2020, 11:24:04 pm
Who knew Chapel Perilous involved so much impotent whining and namecalling?
Title: Re: hi there, how long was your stay at the chapel?
Post by: The Johnny on August 07, 2020, 11:24:36 pm
So whats the ratio of "Chapel perilous people" to psychosis? 100%?

Talk to a professional, im not even being snide.

but i am a professional you ignorant fool. cop vs jailbird, schizophrenic vs doctor.

also, see my argument on rock vs smoke and mirrors. as the locals say, you can't fuck without a dick.

I rest my case  :lulz:
Title: Re: hi there, how long was your stay at the chapel?
Post by: village idiot on August 07, 2020, 11:26:43 pm
whippersnappers  :lol:
Title: Re: hi there, how long was your stay at the chapel?
Post by: village idiot on August 07, 2020, 11:27:17 pm
i think you guys think the chapel is some game lol
Title: Re: hi there, how long was your stay at the chapel?
Post by: The Johnny on August 07, 2020, 11:27:35 pm
Who knew Chapel Perilous involved so much impotent whining and namecalling?

Its like the child of red pill incels with Crowley
Title: Re: hi there, how long was your stay at the chapel?
Post by: village idiot on August 07, 2020, 11:33:20 pm
Who knew Chapel Perilous involved so much impotent whining and namecalling?

Its like the child of red pill incels with Crowley

i really need to study up on projection so i'd have something tangible for the shrinks. i will have turned the state on petulant children like yourselves, i think the antifa riots has them scratching their heads already.
Title: Re: hi there, how long was your stay at the chapel?
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 07, 2020, 11:37:53 pm

 i've once been framed by a girl i've been hitting on as an abuser. that one's going to pick up some monumental beatings when she does the same thing to a jailbird.

Uh huh.
Title: Re: hi there, how long was your stay at the chapel?
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 07, 2020, 11:38:38 pm
Who knew Chapel Perilous involved so much impotent whining and namecalling?

Its like the child of red pill incels with Crowley

Telling you, this is RP.  169%.

And his IP addie is as genuine as Ted Cruz.
Title: Re: hi there, how long was your stay at the chapel?
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 07, 2020, 11:39:33 pm
Who knew Chapel Perilous involved so much impotent whining and namecalling?

I wish we could just cut to the end, here.
Title: Re: hi there, how long was your stay at the chapel?
Post by: village idiot on August 07, 2020, 11:44:28 pm
I wish we could just cut to the end, here.

what do you know, that i don't? the post count's impressive, like cain's but there are even 60yo people who are still fools and unaware of it.

or are you just doing your job?
Title: Re: hi there, how long was your stay at the chapel?
Post by: chaotic neutral observer on August 07, 2020, 11:44:52 pm
Is delegating revenge to a third party a common aspect of schizophrenia?

I'm wondering if comments like "i will have turned the state on petulant children like yourselves",  and "cops, jailbirds and the military gonna have a field day" have a parallel in LuciferX's Mongolian friend (also an ex-con, IIRC).
Title: Re: hi there, how long was your stay at the chapel?
Post by: village idiot on August 07, 2020, 11:52:18 pm
that one's going to pick up some monumental beatings when she does the same thing to a jailbird.

Saying that proves you're a creep.  I believe her side of the story, and I haven't even heard it.

fishing for a compliment?
Title: Re: hi there, how long was your stay at the chapel?
Post by: The Wizard Joseph on August 07, 2020, 11:54:33 pm
I wish we could just cut to the end, here.

what do you know, that i don't? the post count's impressive, like cain's but there are even 60yo people who are still fools and unaware of it.

or are you just doing your job?
If it's not RP it's RP adjacent. Certainly every bit as monotone and boring.
 :noob:


So what's your opinion on ancient Egyptian primordial entities, frogs, and eco-fascism? Do you REALLY BELIEVE in meme magic? Are you a Kuk-cuck?
Title: Re: hi there, how long was your stay at the chapel?
Post by: chaotic neutral observer on August 07, 2020, 11:59:22 pm
fishing for a compliment?
Your brain doesn't work.  You can't understand what people are saying to you, and your replies are often either meaningless, or entirely disconnected from the thread of the conversation.

You likely can't even process the above statement.

Attempting to communicate with you is not a useful exercise.
Title: Re: hi there, how long was your stay at the chapel?
Post by: village idiot on August 08, 2020, 12:02:06 am
fishing for a compliment?
Your brain doesn't work.  You can't understand what people are saying to you, and your replies are often either meaningless, or entirely disconnected from the thread of the conversation.

You likely can't even process the above statement.

Attempting to communicate with you is not a useful exercise.

i can't troll, you're right. i'd feel guilt.
Title: Re: hi there, how long was your stay at the chapel?
Post by: The Johnny on August 08, 2020, 12:16:55 am
Who knew Chapel Perilous involved so much impotent whining and namecalling?

Its like the child of red pill incels with Crowley

Telling you, this is RP.  169%.

And his IP addie is as genuine as Ted Cruz.

Oh Ron Paul, like i believed you when you said it before, just didnt remember what the initials stood for.
Title: Re: hi there, how long was your stay at the chapel?
Post by: LMNO on August 08, 2020, 12:37:34 am
Iím sorry that ďagnosticismĒ wasnít the door you walked out of. You can always go back for seconds.
Title: Re: hi there, how long was your stay at the chapel?
Post by: village idiot on August 08, 2020, 12:46:55 am
Iím sorry that ďagnosticismĒ wasnít the door you walked out of. You can always go back for seconds.

pity they didn't let me "knock myself out".
Title: Re: hi there, how long was your stay at the chapel?
Post by: LMNO on August 08, 2020, 12:52:34 am
They never do. Good luck with Tiamat.
Title: Re: hi there, how long was your stay at the chapel?
Post by: The Wizard Joseph on August 08, 2020, 12:53:20 am
 :lulz: :lulz:

Kneejerk reply troll with low self control don't wanna roll on some Kuk shit... I do believe we have a winnar!

 :winning:
Title: Re: hi there, how long was your stay at the chapel?
Post by: altered on August 08, 2020, 01:01:29 am
That's cute, he thinks he's the only one whose ever read Robert Anton Wilson

have you lived the nightmare for years (after you've been through one already), oh virtue signaller?

i mean, pardon my english but this, the life i'm living is ww1 trench warfare.

Reminder that this dumbass spewed this.

I'm going to shit, and I have only eaten gyudon, coffee ice cream and tubifex worm colonies for two days.

I'm giving the old toilet to this dipshit.
Title: Re: hi there, how long was your stay at the chapel?
Post by: The Wizard Joseph on August 08, 2020, 07:03:39 pm
Now 169% certain this troll is over. A gutless coward afraid to talk about his cartoon "god" on PD. Top kek that.  :lol:
Title: Re: hi there, how long was your stay at the chapel?
Post by: village idiot on August 08, 2020, 08:41:11 pm
the verdict will be out for a while
Title: Re: hi there, how long was your stay at the chapel?
Post by: The Wizard Joseph on August 08, 2020, 10:39:13 pm
the verdict will be out for a while

 :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
 :drama1:

I can't wait!
Title: Re: hi there, how long was your stay at the chapel?
Post by: village idiot on August 08, 2020, 11:58:24 pm
give me some uncle intel. what is it that i'm good at?

the government wouldn't give free money to someone batshit just because they're batshit. they'd simply be institutonalized.

and who is this luciferx? a member?
Title: Re: hi there, how long was your stay at the chapel?
Post by: altered on August 09, 2020, 12:45:28 am
Last night, I stocked up on Taco Bell for extra special shitting. They asked me what the occasion was: divorce, bad break-up, fired from a job, eviction. I couldn't tell them a lie, so I said it was an eviction. I guess that isn't technically a lie.
Title: Re: hi there, how long was your stay at the chapel?
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 09, 2020, 07:36:21 am
Got a problem? Bring it to the Friendly People. People touching people. People rubbing against people. People developing the nuclear first-strike capability to incinerate people. Sound like a flash in the pan? lt's gotta be: you don't settle for less. You don't have to. You're you. And you've got needs bigger and more earth-shaking than your grandfather could've dreamed. How do we keep bringing them to you, year after year, bigger and better?

By using the technology of tomorrow on the consumers of today. The Now People. People on the go. Going from Smart Shopper to New Low Value in the time it takes to dial our number. And you know which one that is! Call now won't you? For more of what you've come to expect from us. Style. Mood. A certain dependable kind of image. An image of the way you'd like people to be. Passive. Pretty. White. As white as the complexion of our finest women, grown right here by our special process. As white as the hair of God, white as it was in life! As white as the blank sheet on which we write your mind. Who are we?

We're the Happy People. Happy to live in a world of images. Images of war. Family. Crime. Fun images, that help rinse away unsightly self-images, so you can get away from the privacy of your own home. After all, aren't you what everything's here for? You're what we're here for. That's why we made everything! That's why everything made you. And that's why you made us. Who are we?

We're the Money People. People who take your money. No more money hassling! But what about little Dickie, you sap What's little Dickie gonna do, when you're working late, and Wilma's minding the fort, and Sis is in and out? Put away those straps and buckles: Dickie's safe with us (He's even learning to speak again, our way.) Safe with the people who know what it is you want from a world. Simplicity. Reliability. A world you can go to, without worrying about whether your money is safe.

You know, when we first got into this business we didn't know much more than you. Like you, we thought there was a world out there: a world of value. A world that needed meaning. Love. Beauty. A world that needed a better product. Uh-uh. There's just you. And you want to know something. You want to know just exactly what it is you're supposed to do. You don't care why, just so long as it's the right thing. It's natural. Everyone wants to do the right thing. But sometimes it's hard to know just what the right thing is. Let's say you're Black. And you've just lost your arms and legs defending U.S. interests in Afghanistan. You come home, and get thrown in jail for life for beating up four white cops. You want to know: just exactly what is it l'm supposed to feel?, We can't give you all the answers. But we can help flesh out your fantasy that there are some. At our labs, we use only the finest homemade ingredients. Love. Children. God. And the purest blend of money your needs can buy, grown right here by our special process! A process in use since our first Mom and Pop operation. Who are we?

We're the Normal People. The most normal. people in the world. But not quite as normal as you. Why? You're unique. It's natural: everyone's unique. But you stand apart from the crowd: you're normal. Normal as a typical herd of Sea Cow. Normal as an exploding stellar nebula. Normal as the world in which we live. And what could be more normal than that? Certainly not the competition! How do we stay so far out in front of the pack? By building a racetrack-decoy ideology with the pick-up of a domestic, and the maneuverability of an import! Who are we?

We're the Information People. The people who provide you with the information you need, to help you through your busy day. Information about divorce. Inflation. Drug abuse. Information vital to your survival, because information is the most important part of our world. In fact, it's the only part. Information like light. Living things. Information between neurons. Fast-breaking genetic information, information you'd be hard pressed to do without! Information you simply can't get anywhere else, at a value no one can under-price.

Let's try this little test. Compare. A glass of the, leading competitor's product. Our product. You can see the difference. Now some people would say, "This glass is empty." But other people would say, "This glass hasn't been filled yet, but when it has, I'll like what's in it!" Those are the people we're looking for. The people who look on the bright side. The people who want to like things. And that's what life's all about, isn't it: liking?    

You want to like as many things as you can. You want to have as many things as you can. It's natural. Everyone does. But not everyone feels that way. Some people don't want to like things. The people who aren't good enough to have them! People from unfurnished countries. People who have smudged skin. People who have sex with males. The people who want to ruin everything. They want the things you like, but they're not willing to do the work you need to have done to get them! When they do your work, and they get them. They just use them for their own purposes. But you don't. You don't say "my purposes." You say "our purposes." And who are we?    

We're the Big People. The people who wear three-piece suits. The people with important eyebrows. The people with sticky voices like this, voices which soothe worried minds in a world in which everyone thinks their own thoughts. Wouldn't it be nice if everyone thought your thoughts? Because let's be honest. Sure you want to be unique. It's natural. Everyone does. But you also want to be right. Until now, that meant a lot of time-consuming prayer and back-breaking contemplation; put away that neocortical washboard: no more working your neurons to the bone! Thanks to us, what was once a reality can become a dream.    

You see, we're old-fashioned. We want to go back to the old days, the days of white people, before women. The days of owning, and building, and having. Having things clean, and big, and smooth, and fast! Return with us now, won't you? To a world where people did whatever they wanted, and minded their own business. A world where everything had a purpose: yours. The world you meant to make, before the Negative People took over. The people who say no, and bad, and stop, and different, and small. The people who are negatives of you, and you know what color that is! The. people who want to start by tearing down, instead of starting like us, by building up! Who are we?

We're the Communication People. The people whose talk is strictly state-of-the-art technology. It's disposable. Reversible. Reusable with almost any brand of idea, including our deluxe line. Yours. Sound costly? Put away that semantic checkbook! Now communication can be yours for a fraction of what it cost Grandpa. Why clutter up your world with a lot of hard-to-perceive subtleties? You either like a thing or you don't. And in your case, it's the former. That's why we like you. And that's why we're always looking for quicker; easier ways to tell you so. Slogans. Jingles. Logos. Ways of reaching out and touching you, the way you want to be touched. Slightly. Who are we?    

We're the Real People. The people who make you real. So real you can almost see yourself! More real than you've ever been before. But then, you've never been at all, before us. In fact, nothing has. And not even very much of that. Not even this sentence. Because when we say disposable, we could mean Just about anything! Who are we?

We're the Other People. The people other than you. People so other we're opposite, yet so people you'd never guess we weren't the real thing! People who are almost you, but couldn't quite make the pre-season cut. People who are a little more than you, because we make the things you know you ought to be making. Things like money. Revolution. Art. Love. Things the Negative People told you were more important than what you're making now. Us. People so other we're even other than each other. So other we're even other than ourselves: you. Because you're one of us. How do we know? Nowadays there's a little more involved than just counting the arms and legs, as Grandpa did in his day! Nowadays we're a little more scientific than that. But the original formula still remains the same: you see them; they make you; you join us.

Still skeptical? Try this simple test. Look at me now. Notice anything? Now you know how we feel. Separate. Gone. Repeated. Like you, only over again. We can't help noticing. In fact, we have an old saying: "Hi." Why do we say it? It's a tradition. Like I said, we're old fashioned. We don't much care why we do the things we do, just so long as they're the right things. Because even though the newer the better, deep down inside you know the new is wrong. It's different, so it could be a mistake. If it wasn't a mistake, then why didn't it happen before? You see, we don't really want to know what we're doing: we want to know what we're supposed to do.    

That's why you're here. You take all the crazy things we do we can't even explain ourselves, and put a good, solid reason behind each and every one of them! Because you don't really care what happens: you want to know what's supposed to happen. And that's why we're here. Who are we?

We're you. You don't settle for less. You don't have to. You're you. We're nothing without you. And within you. And someday, you'll be nothing too. Don't you think it's time you said "hi"? Call now. You remember our number! Void where prohibited: everywhere! Hurry while the customer lasts. Supply is limited. In fact, we have an old saying: bye-bye.
Title: Re: hi there, how long was your stay at the chapel?
Post by: altered on August 09, 2020, 08:11:20 am
I have a NEED to record me reading this.

Soon.

ETA: Of course, I wouldn't post without permission. I just have to do the reading.
Title: Re: hi there, how long was your stay at the chapel?
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 09, 2020, 08:38:58 am
I have a NEED to record me reading this.

Soon.

ETA: Of course, I wouldn't post without permission. I just have to do the reading.

It's copypasta from Noah Webster.  Ancient, dusty, pre-internet copypasta.
Title: Re: hi there, how long was your stay at the chapel?
Post by: altered on August 09, 2020, 10:03:16 am
Serves me right for being young.

I have the need still, but now the taste is kinda soured a bit, since someone's already surely done it. I'll either figure something out or suck it up.
Title: Re: hi there, how long was your stay at the chapel?
Post by: village idiot on August 09, 2020, 03:58:21 pm
Kneejerk reply low self control/quote]

yall here realize that, it's legit? i'd see how much self control you suckers would have with your legs in the shredder machine.

i don't go around blaming kindergarten kids for not knowing how to drive a truck.
Title: Re: hi there, how long was your stay at the chapel?
Post by: village idiot on August 09, 2020, 04:00:03 pm
yall here realize that, it's legit?/quote]

i will sink with that ship. maybe i'll get fucked but i sure af won't be the only one. people will ask just what made that guy that fucking angry.
Title: Re: hi there, how long was your stay at the chapel?
Post by: village idiot on August 09, 2020, 04:03:19 pm
to avoid misinterpretation, i fucked up on quoting, meant to make a normal quote.

i'm just so worn and torn and the unreasonable (obviously professionally) idiots keep at it. there's more of them than me but fuck em. the worst thing they can do is put me out of my misery.

i'll haunt them from the grave lol. it's funny cause it's true.
Title: Re: hi there, how long was your stay at the chapel?
Post by: Cain on August 09, 2020, 04:12:25 pm
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Title: Re: hi there, how long was your stay at the chapel?
Post by: village idiot on August 09, 2020, 04:18:02 pm
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for quite some time i've been theorizing - i'm invisible to these suckers i'm surrounded with.

it's fucking magic if i ever saw it.
Title: Re: hi there, how long was your stay at the chapel?
Post by: chaotic neutral observer on August 09, 2020, 04:29:54 pm
the worst thing they can do is put me out of my misery.
Oh dear me, no.  There is no "worst thing."  It can always get worse.

You talk like someone who still has most of their eyelids intact.
Title: Re: hi there, how long was your stay at the chapel?
Post by: village idiot on August 09, 2020, 04:38:46 pm
the worst thing they can do is put me out of my misery.
Oh dear me, no.  There is no "worst thing."  It can always get worse.

You talk like someone who still has most of their eyelids intact.

what, am i going to become some kind of mengele at this rate?
Title: Re: hi there, how long was your stay at the chapel?
Post by: The Wizard Joseph on August 09, 2020, 04:53:45 pm
Kneejerk reply low self control/quote]

yall here realize that, it's legit? i'd see how much self control you suckers would have with your legs in the shredder machine.

i don't go around blaming kindergarten kids for not knowing how to drive a truck.


Why don't you get your cuck-god to do it for you? Oh yeah... Because none of you spag lords ever had any real power, much less over The Darkness. You literally formed a murder cult because you just didn't feel powerful enough to do things yourselves, and then Kuk completely abandoned you and rode off on the old nag you offered up as a vessel.

Eat an entire bull worth of shit.  :evil:
 :pope:
Title: Re: hi there, how long was your stay at the chapel?
Post by: village idiot on August 09, 2020, 05:01:29 pm
Kneejerk reply low self control/quote]

yall here realize that, it's legit? i'd see how much self control you suckers would have with your legs in the shredder machine.

i don't go around blaming kindergarten kids for not knowing how to drive a truck.


Why don't you get your cuck-god to do it for you? Oh yeah... Because none of you spag lords ever had any real power, much less over The Darkness. You literally formed a murder cult because you just didn't feel powerful enough to do things yourselves, and then Kuk completely abandoned you and rode off on the old nag you offered up as a vessel.

Eat an entire bull worth of shit.  :evil:
 :pope:

dumbass self righteous butthurt narc.
Title: Re: hi there, how long was your stay at the chapel?
Post by: The Wizard Joseph on August 09, 2020, 05:52:05 pm
Kneejerk reply low self control/quote]

yall here realize that, it's legit? i'd see how much self control you suckers would have with your legs in the shredder machine.

i don't go around blaming kindergarten kids for not knowing how to drive a truck.


Why don't you get your cuck-god to do it for you? Oh yeah... Because none of you spag lords ever had any real power, much less over The Darkness. You literally formed a murder cult because you just didn't feel powerful enough to do things yourselves, and then Kuk completely abandoned you and rode off on the old nag you offered up as a vessel.

Eat an entire bull worth of shit.  :evil:
 :pope:

dumbass self righteous butthurt narc.

 :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

Funny you should mention narcs. It was two of your own that spilled dem beans to just the wrongest possible people just to pump up their deflated self image and because they were stupid, and did it to themselves. So, really you're projecting your unrelenting abject failures at me, and it's just adorable. The butthurt is ENTIRY yours.

I mean even your imagined Big Dark Daddy that you all worked SO HARD to spring out the joint abandoned you. All of you. I mean if even The Darkness found you unworthy what do have left?

Nothing.  :evil:
Title: Re: hi there, how long was your stay at the chapel?
Post by: village idiot on August 09, 2020, 05:59:57 pm
have you played oblivion? you know when you fuck up in speechcraft and the character says blah blah what a bore?
Title: Re: hi there, how long was your stay at the chapel?
Post by: The Wizard Joseph on August 09, 2020, 06:08:57 pm
have you played oblivion? you know when you fuck up in speechcraft and the character says blah blah what a bore?

 :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

:emo: Got called boring by a Kuk cuck.

 Go back to your :crackhead: and stay there.
Title: Re: hi there, how long was your stay at the chapel?
Post by: village idiot on August 09, 2020, 06:17:26 pm
have you played oblivion? you know when you fuck up in speechcraft and the character says blah blah what a bore?

 :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

:emo: Got called boring by a Kuk cuck.

 Go back to your :crackhead: and stay there.

you use that epic smiley as an expression of disdain? you're dumber than i thought.
Title: Re: hi there, how long was your stay at the chapel?
Post by: The Wizard Joseph on August 09, 2020, 07:58:29 pm
 :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Title: Re: hi there, how long was your stay at the chapel?
Post by: village idiot on August 09, 2020, 08:14:24 pm
is that custom?
Title: the rabbit hole sure runs deep
Post by: village idiot on August 09, 2020, 08:18:56 pm
the "doctors", the shit they spew online would have me framed as a vulnerable narc.

i am sitting on my ass after being suckerpunched in the forehead.

i've only one thing going - i feel there's no need for me to be competent anymore. :meds:

europeans sure done fucked up when they let women into politics and science.
Title: Re: the rabbit hole sure runs deep
Post by: village idiot on August 09, 2020, 08:20:26 pm
you're either a tyrant or you get to suck it.
Title: Re: the rabbit hole sure runs deep
Post by: altered on August 09, 2020, 08:39:42 pm
Requesting a quarantine thread to put all of this shit into.

It feels wrong using more than the bare minimum effort to mock it.
Title: Re: the rabbit hole sure runs deep
Post by: village idiot on August 09, 2020, 08:41:30 pm
Requesting a quarantine thread to put all of this shit into.

It feels wrong using more than the bare minimum effort to mock it.

must've hit the wrong forum.

there has to be at least one non sourpuss that's enjoying the reports from wonderland.
Title: Re: the rabbit hole sure runs deep
Post by: chaotic neutral observer on August 09, 2020, 08:48:25 pm
must've hit the wrong forum.

there has to be at least one non sourpuss that's enjoying the reports from wonderland.

Everyone here hates you.  Go away.
Title: Re: the rabbit hole sure runs deep
Post by: Cain on August 09, 2020, 09:27:15 pm
I mean, I don't hate him, though his misogyny certainly isn't the endearing trait he seems to think it is. But he's just terribly tiresome. He's gonna be the most passive-aggressive, more-Discordian-than-thou, garbled text generating newbie shitposter that we've certainly never seen before. Definitely a novel routine.
Title: Re: the rabbit hole sure runs deep
Post by: Cain on August 09, 2020, 09:47:47 pm
As for merging...eh, maybe. Too hot to put in effort right now.
Title: Re: the rabbit hole sure runs deep
Post by: The Wizard Joseph on August 09, 2020, 10:05:22 pm
As for merging...eh, maybe. Too hot to put in effort right now.

Title: Re: the rabbit hole sure runs deep
Post by: Faust on August 10, 2020, 12:03:52 am
Quote from: village idiot
europeans sure done fucked up when they let women into politics and science.
[/quote
Ugh

"Let" implies people are not free, every person is free to make thier own way, this represents the best aspiration of the human race
Title: Re: the rabbit hole sure runs deep
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 10, 2020, 12:09:45 am
I mean, I don't hate him, though his misogyny certainly isn't the endearing trait he seems to think it is. But he's just terribly tiresome. He's gonna be the most passive-aggressive, more-Discordian-than-thou, garbled text generating newbie shitposter that we've certainly never seen before. Definitely a novel routine.

Yeah, bored stiff over here.
Title: Re: hi there, how long was your stay at the chapel?
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 10, 2020, 12:10:50 am
is that custom?

Dude.

You're boring.
Title: Re: the rabbit hole sure runs deep
Post by: Bovine19 on August 10, 2020, 12:18:57 am
Requesting a quarantine thread to put all of this shit into.

It feels wrong using more than the bare minimum effort to mock it.

must've hit the wrong forum.

there has to be at least one non sourpuss that's enjoying the reports from wonderland.

I do!  Where can I subscribe to your magazine? 
Title: Re: the rabbit hole sure runs deep
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 10, 2020, 12:26:24 am
europeans sure done fucked up when they let women into politics and science.

You just earned the second-fastest UNLIMITED Thread ever!  Congratulations.  Don't bother starting new threads for a while.  Three clicks of a mouse and they're here.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED Village Idiot Thread
Post by: altered on August 10, 2020, 01:09:08 am
Thank god. I can take all my shits in one place and MORE. A one stop shop for all the odious effluvia, freeing the rest of me to do whatever it is the rest of me does, I don't really pay attention. Thanks, Dok!
Title: Re: UNLIMITED Village Idiot Thread
Post by: altered on August 10, 2020, 07:23:10 am
Also, RWHN being obviously RWHN in public is oddly distressing. It gives me anxiety. Iím not even DOING drugs right now and I can feel his cold, accusing finger through the twisted pairs.

It is a lot less distressing to see that he, as predicted, is fond of mentally ill fascist sympathizers. Thatís normal, itís simply The Universe Working As American Jesus Intended. Itís soothing in the same way as avalanches, territorial amblypygids and the wild drug addicts roaming the streets of Chicago like feral dogs since theyíre bereft of RWHNís guidance.






I have a lot of shit to poop. And Iím adding to it: I have a WHOLE FAMILY SIZED TRAY of baked ziti coming tomorrow. This is something Iíve been wanting for over a goddamned year.

I am going to eat that whole thing, while drinking cheap gin. And then Iím going to dump core on RP and RWHN.

And thanks to Dok Howl Plumbing and Containment, I donít need to worry about the costs of hazmat cleanup, exorcism, twelve step program to returning land to the sight of God, or drugs to remove the agonized screaming and festering wounds from my memory.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED Village Idiot Thread
Post by: bugmenоt on August 10, 2020, 10:09:44 am
PD has this unique and fascinating way of dealing with trolls like this. Instead of banning their account and thus encouraging them to return under a different handle, they throw them in a fun pit for everyone to watch. Then they throw silly hats at them and place their bets on which hat they will proudly put on their butt first.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED Village Idiot Thread
Post by: The Johnny on August 10, 2020, 11:21:55 am
PD has this unique and fascinating way of dealing with trolls like this. Instead of banning their account and thus encouraging them to return under a different handle, they throw them in a fun pit for everyone to watch. Then they throw silly hats at them and place their bets on which hat they will proudly put on their butt first.

Either way they come back, and the usual no-ban policy stems from Other Reasons
Title: Re: UNLIMITED Village Idiot Thread
Post by: village idiot on August 10, 2020, 02:47:01 pm
7 years down the drain, 3 forums, not anyone competent.

my reality tunnel, do you percieve it? IS THERE ANYONE HOME?



(Village Idiot, capital letters.  :lulz: I guess i get to form a cult eventually.)
Title: Re: UNLIMITED Village Idiot Thread
Post by: village idiot on August 10, 2020, 02:56:23 pm
also the dumb fuck framing me as fascist? go be a lawyer, wanker. i think it's +ev for all included.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED Village Idiot Thread
Post by: village idiot on August 10, 2020, 03:02:33 pm
here's something for those who actually dare "go there". https://www.ribbonfarm.com/2009/10/07/the-gervais-principle-or-the-office-according-to-the-office/

i've been born into a dip, got out (i was whipping ass and called crazy for it) and am now suffering the most epic dip ever, couldn't have even imagined it possible.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED Village Idiot Thread
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 10, 2020, 03:29:05 pm
Also, RWHN being obviously RWHN in public is oddly distressing. It gives me anxiety. Iím not even DOING drugs right now and I can feel his cold, accusing finger through the twisted pairs.

It is a lot less distressing to see that he, as predicted, is fond of mentally ill fascist sympathizers. Thatís normal, itís simply The Universe Working As American Jesus Intended. Itís soothing in the same way as avalanches, territorial amblypygids and the wild drug addicts roaming the streets of Chicago like feral dogs since theyíre bereft of RWHNís guidance.


I have a lot of shit to poop. And Iím adding to it: I have a WHOLE FAMILY SIZED TRAY of baked ziti coming tomorrow. This is something Iíve been wanting for over a goddamned year.

I am going to eat that whole thing, while drinking cheap gin. And then Iím going to dump core on RP and RWHN.

And thanks to Dok Howl Plumbing and Containment, I donít need to worry about the costs of hazmat cleanup, exorcism, twelve step program to returning land to the sight of God, or drugs to remove the agonized screaming and festering wounds from my memory.

Well, sooner or later he'll do the BIG REVEAL and won''t WE be surprised?   :lulz:
Title: Re: UNLIMITED Village Idiot Thread
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 10, 2020, 03:30:02 pm
PD has this unique and fascinating way of dealing with trolls like this. Instead of banning their account and thus encouraging them to return under a different handle, they throw them in a fun pit for everyone to watch. Then they throw silly hats at them and place their bets on which hat they will proudly put on their butt first.

It's a tradition that goes all the way back to 2003.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED Village Idiot Thread
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 10, 2020, 03:31:27 pm
7 years down the drain, 3 forums, not anyone competent.

Imagine how horny that makes me.

Quote
my reality tunnel, do you percieve it? IS THERE ANYONE HOME?

I am not being paid to perceive it, so I don't care.


Title: Re: UNLIMITED Village Idiot Thread
Post by: Cain on August 10, 2020, 03:41:03 pm
No Roger, you see, you should be his therapist for free.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED Village Idiot Thread
Post by: chaotic neutral observer on August 10, 2020, 03:44:47 pm
7 years down the drain, 3 forums, not anyone competent.

You're braggin' all about the things you can do
Every time you make a pitch
If you're so smart,
How come you ain't rich?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-C18dMFYLM
Title: Re: UNLIMITED Village Idiot Thread
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 10, 2020, 05:04:10 pm
No Roger, you see, you should be his therapist for free.

I can do that.  YMMV.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED Village Idiot Thread
Post by: village idiot on August 10, 2020, 07:55:24 pm
 :horrormirth:

situation's similar to beirut.

straighttalk or i'm gone.

i'm assuming many of you were born into a safe universe where systematic abuse you can't evade irl isn't "real". so my perspective isn't "real" and my brain "doesn't work". i understand there's stuff that's not "real" to me either, it's what i said right at the beginning, but no, gotta get pseudointellectual antics.

straighttalk is what i came here for, you can't provide say so and we waste no more of each other's nerve.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED Village Idiot Thread
Post by: The Wizard Joseph on August 10, 2020, 08:00:53 pm
:horrormirth:

situation's similar to beirut.

straighttalk or i'm gone.

i'm assuming many of you were born into a safe universe where systematic abuse you can't evade irl isn't "real". so my perspective isn't "real" and my brain "doesn't work". i understand there's stuff that's not "real" to me either, it's what i said right at the beginning, but no, gotta get pseudointellectual antics.

straighttalk is what i came here for, you can't provide say so and we waste no more of each other's nerve.

You literally haven't been "straight" with anyone since you got here. So maybe, just maybe, you should GTFO.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED Village Idiot Thread
Post by: chaotic neutral observer on August 10, 2020, 08:03:25 pm
straighttalk or i'm gone.
Whimmy wham wham wozzle.  8)
Title: Re: UNLIMITED Village Idiot Thread
Post by: village idiot on August 10, 2020, 08:27:57 pm
you 2 are a bunch of immature entps, heads up their asses (chances are, in full awareness), running around like that.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED Village Idiot Thread
Post by: altered on August 10, 2020, 08:31:07 pm
He's getting nothing BUT straight talk from me.

It's just that it's a lot of gleefully rubbing my hands together and cackling while I plan a poop the size of an aircraft carrier.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED Village Idiot Thread
Post by: chaotic neutral observer on August 10, 2020, 08:33:15 pm
you 2 are a bunch of immature entps,

Oh, yeah?  Well I bet your IQ is a prime number.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED Village Idiot Thread
Post by: The Wizard Joseph on August 10, 2020, 08:38:41 pm
you 2 are a bunch of immature entps,

Oh, yeah?  Well I bet your IQ is a prime number.

Oh, yeah? Well I bet YOUR IQ is an irrational number.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED Village Idiot Thread
Post by: chaotic neutral observer on August 10, 2020, 08:41:23 pm
you 2 are a bunch of immature entps,

Oh, yeah?  Well I bet your IQ is a prime number.

Oh, yeah? Well I bet YOUR IQ is an irrational number.

Damn straight.  It's so irrational, it's transcendental.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED Village Idiot Thread
Post by: altered on August 10, 2020, 08:49:52 pm
BUNCH of FUCKING amateurs.

My IQ is imaginary. I'm not real. I don't exist. Goodbye.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED Village Idiot Thread
Post by: Bovine19 on August 10, 2020, 08:59:18 pm
Non-existent intelligence, nice!
Title: Re: UNLIMITED Village Idiot Thread
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 10, 2020, 08:59:41 pm


straighttalk or i'm gone.


Well.

Bye.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED Village Idiot Thread
Post by: Junkenstein on August 10, 2020, 09:07:33 pm
No Roger, you see, you should be his therapist for free.

I can do that.  YMMV.

You know, if you set up a patreon, cameo and whatever else the kids use to make Internet cash now, you could probably make a small fortune. At least 15% or so of the stalkers are far gone enough to pay for the privilege.

Take your standard rp/rwhn/dk, they'd throw you a fiver a week just to tell you WHAT and not even realise what's happening.

Standard 10% cut when implemented.
Title: Re: hi there, how long was your stay at the chapel?
Post by: village idiot on August 10, 2020, 09:12:03 pm
Reminds me of LuciferX.

nope, this is what i'm getting from you. still have fuck all idea who luciferx is.
Title: Re: hi there, how long was your stay at the chapel?
Post by: The Wizard Joseph on August 10, 2020, 09:15:24 pm
Reminds me of LuciferX.

nope, this is what i'm getting from you. still have fuck all idea who luciferx is.

It's what you get when you cross Lucifer with a finicky gargabe disposal that backs up a lot.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED Village Idiot Thread
Post by: altered on August 10, 2020, 09:29:00 pm
Village Idiot is, I have to admit, more coherent than LuciferX. Not enormously so, but, well... small victories.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED Village Idiot Thread
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 10, 2020, 10:43:07 pm
Village Idiot is, I have to admit, more coherent than LuciferX. Not enormously so, but, well... small victories.

He is far clearer when he says nothing.
Title: Re: hi there, how long was your stay at the chapel?
Post by: bugmenоt on August 11, 2020, 12:01:23 am
nope, this is what i'm getting from you. still have fuck all idea who luciferx is.

I guess then you must have missed the thread where they're all mocking you. Not this one, the other one.
Title: Re: hi there, how long was your stay at the chapel?
Post by: village idiot on August 11, 2020, 03:16:59 pm
nope, this is what i'm getting from you. still have fuck all idea who luciferx is.

I guess then you must have missed the thread where they're all mocking you. Not this one, the other one.

oh shit, a bunch of noobs, mocking me. i'm alarmed.
Title: Re: hi there, how long was your stay at the chapel?
Post by: chaotic neutral observer on August 11, 2020, 03:32:02 pm
oh shit, a bunch of noobs, mocking me. i'm alarmed.

No need to be alarmed, kid.  All the things they're saying about you are true.
Title: Re: hi there, how long was your stay at the chapel?
Post by: village idiot on August 11, 2020, 03:33:29 pm
oh shit, a bunch of noobs, mocking me. i'm alarmed.

No need to be alarmed, kid.  All the things they're saying about you are true.

link please
Title: Re: UNLIMITED Village Idiot Thread
Post by: chaotic neutral observer on August 11, 2020, 03:45:16 pm
oh shit, a bunch of noobs, mocking me. i'm alarmed.

No need to be alarmed, kid.  All the things they're saying about you are true.

link please

Here you go:

 https://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,38989.149.html (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2a4gyJsY0mc)
Title: Re: hi there, how long was your stay at the chapel?
Post by: bugmenоt on August 12, 2020, 12:01:17 am
oh shit, a bunch of noobs, mocking me. i'm alarmed.

No need to be alarmed, kid.  All the things they're saying about you are true.

link please

The other guy is just messing with you. The thread is here: https://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,42023.149.html

Not sure if you're allowed in this section though...
Title: Re: UNLIMITED Village Idiot Thread
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 12, 2020, 12:04:44 am
oh shit, a bunch of noobs, mocking me. i'm alarmed.

No need to be alarmed, kid.  All the things they're saying about you are true.

link please

Here you go:

 https://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,38989.149.html (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2a4gyJsY0mc)

 :lulz:
Title: Re: UNLIMITED Village Idiot Thread
Post by: The Johnny on August 12, 2020, 12:13:22 am
oh shit, a bunch of noobs, mocking me. i'm alarmed.

No need to be alarmed, kid.  All the things they're saying about you are true.

link please

Here you go:

 https://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,38989.149.html (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2a4gyJsY0mc)

Thats some nice vibe
Title: Re: UNLIMITED Village Idiot Thread
Post by: Juana on August 12, 2020, 01:31:09 am
nope, this is what i'm getting from you. still have fuck all idea who luciferx is.

I guess then you must have missed the thread where they're all mocking you. Not this one, the other one.

oh shit, a bunch of noobs, mocking me. i'm alarmed.
:lulz: newbs? That's adorable.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED Village Idiot Thread
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 12, 2020, 02:22:23 am
nope, this is what i'm getting from you. still have fuck all idea who luciferx is.

I guess then you must have missed the thread where they're all mocking you. Not this one, the other one.

oh shit, a bunch of noobs, mocking me. i'm alarmed.
:lulz: newbs? That's adorable.

This one is special.

Just like all the other ones.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED Village Idiot Thread
Post by: Juana on August 12, 2020, 05:50:57 am
nope, this is what i'm getting from you. still have fuck all idea who luciferx is.

I guess then you must have missed the thread where they're all mocking you. Not this one, the other one.

oh shit, a bunch of noobs, mocking me. i'm alarmed.
:lulz: newbs? That's adorable.

This one is special.

Just like all the other ones.
At least he's not kaos clockwork or whatever that dweeb's name is.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED Village Idiot Thread
Post by: village idiot on August 12, 2020, 03:25:30 pm
yall still a bunch of blyat cyki afaik
Title: Re: UNLIMITED Village Idiot Thread
Post by: village idiot on August 12, 2020, 03:28:40 pm
you should be informed that i have a bit of emperor trump game going on, i figure since ain't anyone busting their ass, why should i either, fuck you
Title: Re: UNLIMITED Village Idiot Thread
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 12, 2020, 03:38:42 pm
you should be informed that i have a bit of emperor trump game going on, i figure since ain't anyone busting their ass, why should i either, fuck you

Nobody knows what the fuck you're talking about, and nobody cares.  You're boring.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED Village Idiot Thread
Post by: The Wizard Joseph on August 12, 2020, 04:03:29 pm
 :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

I got yer gawd emperer reit heere. :goatse:
Title: Re: UNLIMITED Village Idiot Thread
Post by: village idiot on August 12, 2020, 06:01:30 pm
 :lulz:
Title: Re: UNLIMITED Village Idiot Thread
Post by: The Wizard Joseph on August 12, 2020, 06:37:00 pm
 :umad: :teabagger1:
:lulz:
Title: Re: UNLIMITED Village Idiot Thread
Post by: village idiot on August 12, 2020, 08:14:25 pm
:lulz: newbs? That's adorable.

well then, miss fancypants, as a doktor do you say i bring anything out of my mad mess?
Title: Re: UNLIMITED Village Idiot Thread
Post by: Juana on August 24, 2020, 11:24:49 pm
:lulz: newbs? That's adorable.

well then, miss fancypants, as a doktor do you say i bring anything out of my mad mess?
I'm not a 'miss', but as a doktor I concur with Howl's diagnosis of "boring repeat".
Title: Re: UNLIMITED Village Idiot Thread
Post by: village idiot on August 25, 2020, 05:35:57 pm
 :fap:
Title: Re: UNLIMITED Village Idiot Thread
Post by: village idiot on August 25, 2020, 05:38:58 pm
i've learned people call the shitstorm i'm living "the game". it's some kooky bs i never subscribed to. people are fucked in the head  :horrormirth:
Title: Re: UNLIMITED Village Idiot Thread
Post by: PoFP on August 25, 2020, 07:24:02 pm
 :sad:

I miss the days when they could trigger 100 Page Rage Threads by getting us to argue over real issues/points in Devil's Advocate-like fashion. Friendships would be tested. People were fired. Some drowned in the pool on the roof.

It was good fucking times, man  :cry:
Title: Re: UNLIMITED Village Idiot Thread
Post by: altered on August 25, 2020, 07:47:44 pm
The last one to do that was RWHN, who has the weed gangsters pounding at our door for his name and likeness so they can track him down.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED Village Idiot Thread
Post by: village idiot on August 25, 2020, 08:09:10 pm
The last one to do that was RWHN, who has the weed gangsters pounding at our door for his name and likeness so they can track him down.

sounds like a proper discordian
Title: Re: UNLIMITED Village Idiot Thread
Post by: altered on August 25, 2020, 09:08:07 pm
 :lulz:

As if youíre any judge of ďproperĒ or ďimproperĒ Discordians.

Let me guess, no one here is a really real Discordian?
Title: Re: UNLIMITED Village Idiot Thread
Post by: PoFP on August 25, 2020, 09:15:42 pm
What the fuck's a 'Discordian'? Is this not the Jenkem Mall's Q&A Forum?
Title: Re: UNLIMITED Village Idiot Thread
Post by: village idiot on August 25, 2020, 09:18:55 pm
are you some kind of snowflakes, am i exercising stupidity here? ffs i'll go join a cult.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED Village Idiot Thread
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 25, 2020, 09:26:10 pm
:lulz:

As if youíre any judge of ďproperĒ or ďimproperĒ Discordians.

Let me guess, no one here is a really real Discordian?

We're real Discordians, but not really really real Discordians for realness.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED Village Idiot Thread
Post by: chaotic neutral observer on August 25, 2020, 10:06:25 pm
I'm a cultural Discordian.  It means I get to cherry-pick the bits I like, and ignore the rest.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED Village Idiot Thread
Post by: Cain on August 25, 2020, 10:13:52 pm
Cultural Discordianism is just Groucho Marxism in a wig.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED Village Idiot Thread
Post by: village idiot on August 25, 2020, 10:23:34 pm
you suck i'll go become a construction worker. pays better than the current gig and you get to get in good enough shape to beat people up, provided they go full discord on you
Title: Re: UNLIMITED Village Idiot Thread
Post by: The Johnny on August 25, 2020, 10:51:00 pm

I'm actually just a very bad quality concordian and i got exiled here.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED Village Idiot Thread
Post by: altered on August 25, 2020, 11:20:32 pm

I'm actually just a very bad quality concordian and i got exiled here.

I tried telling everyone you couldnít be trusted but they said I was just full of beans and would feel better about it later.

They were wrong about the beans, for the record.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED Village Idiot Thread
Post by: Bovine19 on August 26, 2020, 07:03:20 pm
The last one to do that was RWHN, who has the weed gangsters pounding at our door for his name and likeness so they can track him down.

Maybe they just want some chips.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED Village Idiot Thread
Post by: village idiot on October 08, 2020, 08:31:05 pm
 :argh!:

been reading some more on chapel perilous and i either got pinged or there's an "alternate reality" out there. not a figment of my imagination as in map/vs territory, an automindfuck, it's OUT THERE. more like secret society.

my brain is melting though. "the rush" is what rewires ur brian. i av teh dumz. now, if i'm delusional and looking at someone, are they delusional about me too, cuz i'm literally not the same person.  :lol:

:brain melting:
Title: Re: UNLIMITED Village Idiot Thread
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 09, 2020, 04:43:18 am
:argh!:

been reading some more on chapel perilous and i either got pinged or there's an "alternate reality" out there. not a figment of my imagination as in map/vs territory, an automindfuck, it's OUT THERE. more like secret society.

my brain is melting though. "the rush" is what rewires ur brian. i av teh dumz. now, if i'm delusional and looking at someone, are they delusional about me too, cuz i'm literally not the same person.  :lol:

:brain melting:

 :sotw:
Title: Re: UNLIMITED Village Idiot Thread
Post by: bugmenоt on October 09, 2020, 10:12:13 am
i'm literally not the same person.  :lol:

proof?
Title: Re: UNLIMITED Village Idiot Thread
Post by: village idiot on October 09, 2020, 12:10:01 pm
i'm literally not the same person.  :lol:

proof?

let's say your dog died. would you behave the same if nothing happened?

it's sick, the imprinting. been a weed user, imprinted myself to high god and then i got pinged a few times and realized that i'm an oblivious idiot. can't imprint myself to normal ever since, everything's scary woo woo
Title: Re: UNLIMITED Village Idiot Thread
Post by: bugmenоt on October 09, 2020, 01:18:43 pm
I don't see what your point is. Sorry about your dog, though.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED Village Idiot Thread
Post by: village idiot on October 09, 2020, 02:21:49 pm
I don't see what your point is. Sorry about your dog, though.

the point is your internal state conditions external experience and from it internal imprinting. a bear comes to you, you get scared it chases you, you tell it to fuck off with impunity it walks away.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED Village Idiot Thread
Post by: rong on October 09, 2020, 04:40:01 pm
i think the point is that when things happen to you, you change (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hfYJsQAhl0)
Title: Re: UNLIMITED Village Idiot Thread
Post by: village idiot on October 09, 2020, 06:18:20 pm
i think the point is that when things happen to you, you change (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hfYJsQAhl0)

he's overthinking it
Title: Re: UNLIMITED Village Idiot Thread
Post by: Rev Thwack on October 14, 2020, 04:38:04 pm
If we're simply the software that's driving the hardware, then we're never who we were. The software is constantly rewriting itself.

If we're simply the hardware that the software is running on, then we're never who we were. The hardware is constantly doing a horrible job at repairing the wear and tear it's subjected to.

If we're simply the blueprint that the hardware is built from, then we're never who we were. The blueprint is constantly copying itself from a copy of itself, and we know how well that works out with a Xerox of our ass.

If we're simply an immortal soul that's temporarily inhabiting this meat sack before it returns to a higher plane of existence, I've got a lovely brochure for you and a donation plate.

If we're simply lizard people from a distant star system, come on over for dinner tomorrow night, brother.