Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Or Kill Me => Topic started by: unlike_someone on September 29, 2005, 10:26:34 pm

Title: If I have to listen to another woman...
Post by: unlike_someone on September 29, 2005, 10:26:34 pm
... who says she can't have a single bite of some wonderful cheesecake because she is "on a diet" but is obviously healthy (if not a little on the thin side) I think that I am going to re-create that scene from the movie "Seven."

Either that or eat a ton of cheesecake in front of her forever. And call her fat.
Title: Re: If I have to listen to another woman...
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on September 29, 2005, 10:37:13 pm
Quote from: unlike_someone
... who says she can't have a single bite of some wonderful cheesecake because she is "on a diet" but is obviously healthy (if not a little on the thin side) I think that I am going to re-create that scene from the movie "Seven."

Either that or eat a ton of cheesecake in front of her forever. And call her fat.


Or just say something snotty like,

Sucks to be you :lol:  :P  :evil:  :twisted:

And yes, you must all the funny faces to make the experience complete.
Title: If I have to listen to another woman...
Post by: ataraxia on September 29, 2005, 11:34:46 pm
This is too trippy, I already read another board where people post like this all day long.

Unlike most men I'm not afraid to admit that I like larger women better.

(will NOT post a link to the other forum, since I think one more troll would crush it right about now)
Title: If I have to listen to another woman...
Post by: East Coast Hustle on September 29, 2005, 11:36:41 pm
way to ruin our fun.

 8)
Title: If I have to listen to another woman...
Post by: B_M_W on September 29, 2005, 11:37:11 pm
Quote from: ataraxia
This is too trippy, I already read another board where people post like this all day long.

Unlike most men I'm not afraid to admit that I like larger women better.

(will NOT post a link to the other forum, since I think one more troll would crush it right about now)


All the more reason to post a link!  :lol:
Title: If I have to listen to another woman...
Post by: ataraxia on September 29, 2005, 11:42:43 pm
No way, I LIKE that board! They post PICS!

And they're GOOD pics!
Title: If I have to listen to another woman...
Post by: East Coast Hustle on September 29, 2005, 11:44:46 pm
(http://fcemoticons.tripod.com/images/link.gif)
Title: If I have to listen to another woman...
Post by: Cain on September 29, 2005, 11:45:35 pm
*Gasp* not an image hosted by tripod!!!
Title: If I have to listen to another woman...
Post by: East Coast Hustle on September 30, 2005, 12:01:03 am
motherFUCKERS!

no more hotlinking to the FC emoticons?

uber-suckage!!

 :x
Title: If I have to listen to another woman...
Post by: Cain on September 30, 2005, 12:02:17 am
The URL is slightly different to most of them, were the emoticons on a pop-up of any sort?
Title: If I have to listen to another woman...
Post by: Sepia on September 30, 2005, 12:34:34 am
chloroform her, abduct her and tie her up in a basement. tattoo "CHEESECAKE" above her asscrack with a blowtorch.

option 1
buy her new lingerie, get a priest to rename her to "MARTIN" and rape her with a spork.

option 2
release her and set a date next day and eat salads.
Title: If I have to listen to another woman...
Post by: LHX on September 30, 2005, 01:25:23 am
Quote from: ataraxia

Unlike most men I'm not afraid to admit that I like larger women better.


hahaaaaaaaaa

me too
Title: Re: If I have to listen to another woman...
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on September 30, 2005, 03:12:39 pm
Quote from: unlike_someone
... who says she can't have a single bite of some wonderful cheesecake because she is "on a diet" but is obviously healthy (if not a little on the thin side) I think that I am going to re-create that scene from the movie "Seven."

Either that or eat a ton of cheesecake in front of her forever. And call her fat.


Don't listen to them. Women who say that are on heroin.
Title: If I have to listen to another woman...
Post by: DJRubberducky on September 30, 2005, 04:58:06 pm
Quote from: ataraxia
Unlike most men I'm not afraid to admit that I like larger women better.

To you and whomever else piped up with a "me too": I wish you all the luck you need finding a woman who actually believes you.  Lord knows I wasn't one of them, until a friend told me about the kind of porn my husband used to keep on his computer. :D

(I don't say "used to" because I think his computer is porn-free now.  I say "used to" because I think he's gotten better stuff to replace it over the last ten years. :twisted:)
Title: If I have to listen to another woman...
Post by: unlike_someone on September 30, 2005, 05:02:05 pm
Unfortunatly not only does she say this, she looks at me funny when I order dessert... Damn it I love cheesecake and just because society wants me to be 20lbs under weight doesn't mean I want to be. I would love just to cut off the friendship, but she really isn't my friend, but a tag-along friend of another friend (if that made sense.)

I just really needed to get that off my chest, because I am so sick of people like that. One bite isn't going to hurt, a slice once in a while is fine... hell even a whole cheesecake once every 4 or 5 years isn't going to make you gain a whole 10lbs... might give you a bit of a stomach ache though.
Title: If I have to listen to another woman...
Post by: ataraxia on September 30, 2005, 05:36:25 pm
Goddess yes, a little cheesecake pwns me like no other food. Not even super-hot stuff.

And I have no other constructive stuff to add, other than to go "rah rah" again.
Title: If I have to listen to another woman...
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on September 30, 2005, 05:44:44 pm
Quote from: DJRubberducky
Quote from: ataraxia
Unlike most men I'm not afraid to admit that I like larger women better.

To you and whomever else piped up with a "me too": I wish you all the luck you need finding a woman who actually believes you.  Lord knows I wasn't one of them, until a friend told me about the kind of porn my husband used to keep on his computer. :D

(I don't say "used to" because I think his computer is porn-free now.  I say "used to" because I think he's gotten better stuff to replace it over the last ten years. :twisted:)


hehehehehehehehehehehehehhehe

I like it when my hubby watches Fashion TV and yells at the screen and tells the scrawny women to eat a cheesebruger for crissakes :twisted:
Title: If I have to listen to another woman...
Post by: DJRubberducky on September 30, 2005, 06:00:00 pm
http://somethingpositive.net/sp11102004.shtml
Title: If I have to listen to another woman...
Post by: Acoge on September 30, 2005, 06:31:19 pm
The name of this thread could have stopped at the first period... but then we'd all probably be republicans.
Title: If I have to listen to another woman...
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on September 30, 2005, 06:34:32 pm
Quote from: DJRubberducky
http://somethingpositive.net/sp11102004.shtml


Have I mentioned lately that I love you :lol:  :wink:

Pile of twigs :twisted: