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http://www.cracked.com/blog/revisiting-old-school-text-adventures-as-a-jaded-modern-gamer/

I think you would like Reddit: http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/aa4jy/mahatma_gandhi_walked_barefoot_most_of_the_time/

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/deepak-chopra/the-perils-of-skepticism_b_373788.html

http://www.gravitysensation.com/sumotori/

I'm just posting this shit to piss off Kai. 

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/magazine/8382457.stm

www.sockbaby.com

Yeah, they made another.

Watch the first 3 if you haven't already.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Bmhjf0rKe8&feature=player_embedded

So a guy saw someone riding a bike with their kid and decided to try and blow his brains out.

http://www.treehugger.com/files/2009/11/man-gets-120-days-shooting-cyclist-head.php

The judge decides that the guy can't be all bad, so he suspends most of the sentence and sentences him to 4 months...

Fuck.

For example: http://www.27bslash6.com/p2p.html

Do you use one? What kind? How do you like it? Does it have fart apps?

lol new thread

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/8369674.stm

Except people die and Tyler Durden is not involved.

http://www.philly.com/philly/news/breaking/20091119_College_students_arrested_for_not_paying_tip.html?submit=Vote&oid=1&mr=1&70466877=Y&pid=70466877&cid=8500281

...Monsanto?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kiZAdL2tqtA&feature=sub
Castlevania + HL2 = 1 mighty powerful nergasm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXxLbLvCRrk

http://pterodactyl.me/

Telemarketer Fun:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5z4Vs26-TI

Hardware Store Fun:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzxkJETW7lg

http://www.cnn.com/2009/US/11/04/florida.jail.attack/index.html?eref=igoogle_cnn

Caveat: He busted the mayor's son.

http://www.ksl.com/?nid=148&sid=8471349

P.S. Here's the mayor's contact info: Dan Rydalch, Mayor--435-882-0335, email: ckrydalch@rt.nl

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http://www.starwarsuncut.com/trailer

http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/10/23/basically-im-looking-for-a-double-amputee/

This topic has been moved to Principia Discussion.

http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=22617.0

Rest assured that I'l probably ignore your votes like my name was Hamid. Also, yes I know this poll is boring as fuck. Feel free to make rude comments pointing out how stupid this poll is.

http://latfh.com/

http://www.time.com/time/health/article/0,8599,1929921,00.html
Well shit

http://abcnews.go.com/Technology/AheadoftheCurve/tennessee-woman-arrested-facebook-poke/story?id=8807685

Prove me wrong.

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/2009/10/02/2009-10-02_book_reveals_chilling_details_of_how_cryonic_lab_thumped_remains_of_baseball_imm.html
Yes, it's the NY Daily News but still, holy shit.

ITT: vote on your political affiliation.

Now I belch vapor.

Disregard, go here: http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=22381.0

http://www.truecrimereport.com/2009/09/nj_cop_robert_melia_taped_havi.php
Former cop is serial cow rapist.

Hilarity ensues:
http://www.asktog.com/starfire/starfire.mp4

This one wasn't too far off the mark though: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kl3CVaWtF-o&feature=player_embedded

It comes before district eleven.

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...and play with this Wii: http://news.cnet.com/8301-17852_3-10359491-71.html

ITT: We post terrible jokes.

For example:
What's red and smells like blue paint?
Red paint.

What's red and is bad for your teeth?
A brick.

Ok, now you!

So I went to see this movie, "District 9" with a few friends. It's a live action, fun film geared toward folk who watch movies, and to my surprise, it contained a lot of Illuminati/Discordian references in it. For instance, the main character allegedly sodomizes an alien, much like that hippie boned that prostitute. The aliens are roughly triangular in shape and have tentacle-like nipples. The number 5 was probably in the movie too, I don't really remember all that well (I won't spoil it just in case anyone wants to watch it, but I was drunk). Both "the fookin prawns" and the protagonists were made by the same person (Jaysus Chroist!!1). It also contained some other cool symbolism like shit blowing up, ridiculous violence, crazy weapons and ironically alien on human sex.

I'm not sure how much of this was intended by the creators, but I'm pretty sure those aliens did not have dongs. If so, i'm curios to hear if anyone saw any alien vaginas I would have missed.

As you well know (or should know), Firefox is the shit. It can become even more the shit (shitter?) through the many extensions available through Mozilla's website. ITT, we post them.

For example:
NoScript - Selectively blocks Javascript
AdBlock Plus - Blocks known advertising servers
Ghostery - Blocks tracking cookie
WorldIP - Shows the IP and country of the website you're currently connected to.

http://tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com/2009/09/coburn-aide-if-boys-knew-porn-will-turn-them-gay-they-wont-want-playboy.php

http://digg.com/tech_news/PC_Mag_Reports_Repub_Attempts_To_Neuter_Net_Neutrality

Digg it if you can, post it where you can.

http://www.reuters.com/article/healthNews/idUSTRE58H60320090919?rpc=64

 

http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/life/2009-09/01/content_8642819.htm
Lulz ensue?

http://movies.ign.com/articles/102/1023736p1.html

CAPSLOCKS!