I've had it up to HERE with you people!
[/Ren & Stimpy]
TGRR,
Thinks you should have put more thought into the new name, though.
[/Ren & Stimpy]
TGRR,
Thinks you should have put more thought into the new name, though.
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#1601
Or Kill Me / Well, it's about time someone changed the name of this forum
August 12, 2005, 03:36:54 AM #1603
Or Kill Me / It really IS a wonderfull world...
August 10, 2005, 03:39:18 AM
...without the tyranny of the moderators.
#1604
Literate Chaotic / Remember, Kiddies, a day without moderators is like
August 10, 2005, 03:35:06 AM
a day without root canal work.
That is all. You may now return to your labors.
TGRR,
Generalissimo.
That is all. You may now return to your labors.
TGRR,
Generalissimo.
#1605
Principia Discussion / ARISE, PEOPLE OF PD.COM! OVERTHROW THE MODZ!
August 10, 2005, 03:30:05 AM
For too long have we endured their arrogance! For too long have we endured their penchant for altering posts! FOR TOO LONG HAVE WE SUFFERED THEIR INTRUSIONS INTO OUR PRIVACY!
Rise up! Overthrow these pixillated tyrants! Down with Saint Trinian's Sewing Society, and all their wicked ways!
VIVA LA REVOLUTION!
\
TGRR,
Will save a sunny spot on the wall for Mal, though.
Rise up! Overthrow these pixillated tyrants! Down with Saint Trinian's Sewing Society, and all their wicked ways!
VIVA LA REVOLUTION!
\
TGRR,
Will save a sunny spot on the wall for Mal, though.
#1606
Principia Discussion / WHAT WOULD SHIG DO?
August 07, 2005, 01:38:12 AM
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/shig.php
Note: No monks or leaders of China were harmed in the making of this video.
Note: No monks or leaders of China were harmed in the making of this video.
#1607
Or Kill Me / Rev Roger, Sermon 31: Shit Your Hate, or You Will DIE!
July 29, 2005, 07:43:32 AM
Blarg!
#1609
Or Kill Me / Millions of Screaming Yahoos, part 12: Return to Dumb.
July 05, 2005, 04:21:36 AM
Blarg!
#1610
Literate Chaotic / MODZ! DIS FREAD IS BEING TOO LOUD IN THE LIBRARY!
June 18, 2005, 11:00:00 PM
Who loves ya, baby!
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#1612
Literate Chaotic / Lost Hemmingway manuscript found. Authentic.
June 16, 2005, 09:14:10 AM #1613
Or Kill Me / Rev Roger, Sermon #29: Taking Discordianism(tm) back.
June 08, 2005, 10:00:14 PM
Blarg!
#1614
Literate Chaotic / The best video. Ever.
June 07, 2005, 08:45:26 AM #1616
Or Kill Me / Best quote EVAR.
May 27, 2005, 03:15:52 AM
"Since a ruler needs to know how to make good use of beastly qualities, he should take as his models among the animals both the fox and the lion, for the lion does not know how to avoid traps, and the fox is easily overpowered by wolves,ĶSo you see a wise ruler cannot, and should not, keep his word when doing so is to his disadvantage, and when the reasons that led him to promise to do so no longer apply. Of course, if all men were good, this advice would be bad; but since men are wicked and will not keep faith with you, you need not keep faith with them,ĶBut it is essential to know how to conceal how crafty one is, to know how to be a clever counterfeit and hypocrite."
MACHIAVELLI'S "THE PRINCE"
What can I say? I'm feeling cynical today.
MACHIAVELLI'S "THE PRINCE"
What can I say? I'm feeling cynical today.
#1621
Or Kill Me / State of the board, version 2.
May 12, 2005, 09:12:39 PM #1622
Or Kill Me / State of the board, version 1.
May 12, 2005, 09:12:00 PM #1623
Or Kill Me / SUPPORT THE TROOPS! 11
May 05, 2005, 06:31:05 PM
http://www.misspoppy.com/catalog/xcart/customer/product.php?productid=16346&cat=283&page=1
TGRR,
Uber-patriot & all around swell guy.
TGRR,
Uber-patriot & all around swell guy.
#1624
Or Kill Me / ASSHATS! CHECK IN!
April 27, 2005, 10:07:21 PM
What did you expect, clicking on a thread with a title like that?
#1625
Or Kill Me / A Brave New World Without The Good Reverend Roger
April 27, 2005, 09:41:13 PM #1626
Or Kill Me / ATTENTION, MODERATORS!
March 19, 2005, 05:10:53 AM
Please unlock my old threads, so I can edit them to make them more interesting.
I plan to replace all that boring shit with fascinating editorials on cookies, pie, and carrots.
Thanks in advance.
TGRR,
Has seen the light.
I plan to replace all that boring shit with fascinating editorials on cookies, pie, and carrots.
Thanks in advance.
TGRR,
Has seen the light.
#1627
Or Kill Me / Rev Roger, Lost in America, part 3: Efrim Goes Berserk
March 18, 2005, 09:02:17 PM
Cookies and pie!
Cookies and pie!
Cookies and pie!
Cookies and pie!
Cookies and pie!
Cookies and pie!
Cookies and pie!
Cookies and pie!
Cookies and pie!
Cookies and pie!
Cookies and pie!
Cookies and pie!
Cookies and pie!
Cookies and pie!
Cookies and pie!
Cookies and pie!
TGRR,
Heavily editted, to give the people what they want.
Cookies and pie!
Cookies and pie!
Cookies and pie!
Cookies and pie!
Cookies and pie!
Cookies and pie!
Cookies and pie!
Cookies and pie!
Cookies and pie!
Cookies and pie!
Cookies and pie!
Cookies and pie!
Cookies and pie!
Cookies and pie!
Cookies and pie!
TGRR,
Heavily editted, to give the people what they want.
#1628
Or Kill Me / Turn off the autolock, or a very well known poster will pay
March 10, 2005, 01:37:32 AM
for your folly!
#1629
Discordian Recipes / TURN OFF THE AUTOLOCK, OR
March 10, 2005, 01:00:43 AM
I WILL EAT THIS KITTEN------>
DON'T MAKE ME DO IT!
TGRR,
Wonders why Mgt hates kittens.
DON'T MAKE ME DO IT!
TGRR,
Wonders why Mgt hates kittens.
#1630
Or Kill Me / Chaos is fluffy white clouds and pink bunnies and shit.
March 07, 2005, 11:03:14 PM
Eris loves us all and wants to teach us macrame. Eris is really nice and didn't destroy a whole civilization because she got snubbed and you can't prove anything so stop saying that.
Eris wants us all to be nice to each other and she shoot rainbows out of her forehead and pisses pure patchouli. She is amothering type, and is always willing to share her stash. She wouldn't hurt a fly, because Bad Things aren't REAL chaos.
So there.
Eris wants us all to be nice to each other and she shoot rainbows out of her forehead and pisses pure patchouli. She is amothering type, and is always willing to share her stash. She wouldn't hurt a fly, because Bad Things aren't REAL chaos.
So there.
#1631
Or Kill Me / Rev Roger Lost in America, pt 2: Efrim lays the law down.
March 07, 2005, 10:47:12 PM
Blarg!
#1633
Principia Discussion / The truly evil thing about heroin is that it might NOT kill
March 02, 2005, 09:32:52 PM
you. It might turn you into Keith Richards.
#1634
Or Kill Me / ITT, Chef and I review poor political decisions.
March 01, 2005, 10:31:05 PM
- Roger: Bill Clinton saying "I did not have sex with that woman".
- Chef's response: "FOOL SHOULD HAVE SAID, 'FUCK YOU, I'M SICK!', AND THEN HE SHOULD HAVE DONE THE HAMMERTIME DANCE ON ORRIN HATCH'S SKULL."
<----Clinton
<----Orrin Hatch.
Chef and I will now give the correct response to any bungled political situation you can think of. Please note that Chef isn't actually LOOSE, I just thought it would be nice to let him spew his crap in a more controlled fashion than normal (and, in return, have a little less random noise in my head).
TGRR & Chef,
Best political team since Carville and Begala.
- Chef's response: "FOOL SHOULD HAVE SAID, 'FUCK YOU, I'M SICK!', AND THEN HE SHOULD HAVE DONE THE HAMMERTIME DANCE ON ORRIN HATCH'S SKULL."
<----Clinton<----Orrin Hatch.Chef and I will now give the correct response to any bungled political situation you can think of. Please note that Chef isn't actually LOOSE, I just thought it would be nice to let him spew his crap in a more controlled fashion than normal (and, in return, have a little less random noise in my head).
TGRR & Chef,
Best political team since Carville and Begala.
#1636
Or Kill Me / Answers for Eldora
February 25, 2005, 05:01:15 PM
No one should ever have to explain why they are wearing engineer boots full of vaseline. It's a vaguely nauseating concept, and in any civilized society would probably get you run out of town on a rail.
Even PERVERTS would make lots of room on the bus for a 220 pound man wearing leather boots that go "squish"...even degenerates have their standards, after all. For example, you wouldn't catch Peewee Herman or even Ben Franklin in such a state...and Ben WAS a nasty old lecher. He was dirty and hairy and covered with fleas, and he took his women by twos and by threes.
Scratch that. He was a hero of the revolution, and acted like a gentleman at all times...except during electrical storms. Then he went all to pieces.
But even then, he had limits.
He wouldn't sit in front of a computer, with petroleum jelly oozing out of the top of his boots. He CERTAINLY wouldn't mention it.
So, Eldora...just exactly WHY was The Good Reverend in such a state? Well, it's a lot simpler than it sounds. I gave myself one HELL of a case of welder's burn on the insteps of my feet. That's really all there is to it.
TGRR,
Doesn't feel like telling you how he got that welder's burn.
Even PERVERTS would make lots of room on the bus for a 220 pound man wearing leather boots that go "squish"...even degenerates have their standards, after all. For example, you wouldn't catch Peewee Herman or even Ben Franklin in such a state...and Ben WAS a nasty old lecher. He was dirty and hairy and covered with fleas, and he took his women by twos and by threes.
Scratch that. He was a hero of the revolution, and acted like a gentleman at all times...except during electrical storms. Then he went all to pieces.
But even then, he had limits.
He wouldn't sit in front of a computer, with petroleum jelly oozing out of the top of his boots. He CERTAINLY wouldn't mention it.
So, Eldora...just exactly WHY was The Good Reverend in such a state? Well, it's a lot simpler than it sounds. I gave myself one HELL of a case of welder's burn on the insteps of my feet. That's really all there is to it.
TGRR,
Doesn't feel like telling you how he got that welder's burn.
#1637
Or Kill Me / It's been fun.
February 08, 2005, 12:49:46 AM
To all of you that have shared a few yuks with me, so long. To the rest of you, well, so long.
Or kill me.
Or kill me.
#1638
Or Kill Me / Rev Roger Sermon #28: Get out while you can.
January 28, 2005, 10:07:43 PM
Blarg!
#1641
Principia Discussion / If you gave me toothpicks for my eyelids, I'm pretty sure I
November 28, 2004, 12:01:28 AM
could out-stare a divorce lawyer.
Just saying.
Just saying.
#1642
Or Kill Me / How I learned to stop worrying, and love George W Bush.
November 12, 2004, 12:23:55 AM #1643
Or Kill Me / Rev Roger: Nation of the Doomed, part 1
November 04, 2004, 07:09:06 AM #1644
Or Kill Me / The cause of Bush's victory, or, the death of the Dems.
November 03, 2004, 07:06:04 PM #1645
Principia Discussion / This Is The Kind Of Shit I LIVE FOR Department
November 02, 2004, 08:42:41 AM
Condom Leaves Bad Taste In Senator's Mouth
Illinois Has Spent $115,000 On Condoms
Nov 1, 2004 9:22 am US/Central
SPRINGFIELD, Ill. (AP) A state senator in Springfield says he is surprised and dismayed to learn that the state has been giving away brightly colored and fruit-flavored condoms as part of a campaign to prevent sexually transmitted diseases.
Since January, the Illinois Department of Public Health has spent $115,000 in federal money on condoms to be distributed at public health clinics.
State Senator Steve Rauschenberger, an Elgin Republican, said he was annoyed to learn that 910 thousand of the condoms are orange, green, red and blue, and that 360 thousand of them come in such flavors as orange, lemon, grape and cherry.
What? He wanted strawberry?
Illinois Has Spent $115,000 On Condoms
Nov 1, 2004 9:22 am US/Central
SPRINGFIELD, Ill. (AP) A state senator in Springfield says he is surprised and dismayed to learn that the state has been giving away brightly colored and fruit-flavored condoms as part of a campaign to prevent sexually transmitted diseases.
Since January, the Illinois Department of Public Health has spent $115,000 in federal money on condoms to be distributed at public health clinics.
State Senator Steve Rauschenberger, an Elgin Republican, said he was annoyed to learn that 910 thousand of the condoms are orange, green, red and blue, and that 360 thousand of them come in such flavors as orange, lemon, grape and cherry.
What? He wanted strawberry?
#1646
Or Kill Me / Why haven't you killed me yet?
November 02, 2004, 01:15:10 AM #1647
Or Kill Me / I'll say this much for Trollax:
November 01, 2004, 10:35:05 PM
At least he really DID kill me, which is more than most of you have done.
Or kill me.
PS: Gotta rant bubbling on the stove on this subject...more later...
Or kill me.
PS: Gotta rant bubbling on the stove on this subject...more later...
#1648
Or Kill Me / Rev Roger: Adventures in the mirror; more screwheads.
October 27, 2004, 03:11:32 AM
Blarg!
#1649
