Friends, I know that life can get you down sometimes.
Did you ever wonder why everyone you meet seems like an idiot? Odd, isn't it? Especially when you know for a fact that you're an idiot yourself. How do you learn to tolerate people who are EVEN STUPIDER than YOU?
Why is the world in such a mess? Is there any hope for mankind? Were we put here for a purpose, and if so, are we already running way behind schedule? Does anything matter, and so what if it does?
If you're plagued with questions, I'm here to help. What I have here will answer anything you ever wanted to know, relieve your doubts, and give your life new meaning. All of life's mysteries will become crystal clear, thanks to...Oh, crap, what did I do with that thing?
Swear to Christ, it was RIGHT HERE. Damn. Maybe it's still in the car.
Let me get back to you on this. Damn.
Did you ever wonder why everyone you meet seems like an idiot? Odd, isn't it? Especially when you know for a fact that you're an idiot yourself. How do you learn to tolerate people who are EVEN STUPIDER than YOU?
Why is the world in such a mess? Is there any hope for mankind? Were we put here for a purpose, and if so, are we already running way behind schedule? Does anything matter, and so what if it does?
If you're plagued with questions, I'm here to help. What I have here will answer anything you ever wanted to know, relieve your doubts, and give your life new meaning. All of life's mysteries will become crystal clear, thanks to...Oh, crap, what did I do with that thing?
Swear to Christ, it was RIGHT HERE. Damn. Maybe it's still in the car.
Let me get back to you on this. Damn.