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I randomly mixed some drinks at a party, and this is by far the best thing I have ever done with my life.

Ingredients:

1 Large blender

1 bag of ice

1 bottle of Peach Pucker

1 Bottle of Jarritos Fruit Punch Soda

1 bottle of vodka

1 can of red bull.


Crush ice and pour into blender.
Mix Liquids as follows:

1 full bottle of Jarritos fruit punch soda
1 full can of red bull
4-8 shots of vodka
4-8 shots of pucker.

Mix until slushy.

(add fruit or salt for added flavor)

And enjoy.


I swear to Eris, this tastes exactly like red gummy bears.

At my college radio station, I would do my show. And for those two hours,I would stare longingly  at the perfectly round white pill sitting upon our stack of compact discs. Every moment I wondered what fantastical things may be presented to me through the consumption of this perfect pill. For weeks I dreamed about the pill and what wonders it may bring. The desire burned within me for what felt like ages until I finally brought the subject up with my band mate, close friend, and station manager. I said unto him,

"Sam, that pill on top of the Hot Stack...I really want to swallow it."

He considered my statement and turned to walk away. As he turned his back, he simply said,

"That's a breath mint. Duffey threw it there like 4 months ago."

And he was gone.

Hearing this, I was enlightened.