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As Regret and I discussed on IRC, the continuing annoyance of Discordian new-comers mindlessly repeating tired old meme's in an attempt to be funny or to 'fit in' needs to be stopped. Given that they are getting these meme's from the PD, we thought it wise that every new version of the PD released should carry this small disclaimer at the beginning. We composed it in the form of a limerick, so that it can be matched to a catchy tune or sung in a silken voice at a whim. It goes as such:

"There once was a girl who was bored
She decided to try out discord
And quoth her each meme
Even ones that were lame
Until we brutally stabbed her multiple times in the chest for being so annoying, breaking both her major arteries as well as her poem's rhythm. Fnord."



We thank you.

[Exhibit #1: Lazah Ladybug]

I present to you:

Exhibit #1: Lazah Ladybug

From where did this fearsome beast emerge? Some whisper that it was spawned in an unholy marriage of Google image search and a five-minute photoshop job. All that is known for certain is that should you see this devil-spawn, it's already too late.



Exhibit B: The Vanishing Act

ZOUNDS! Witchcraft! Magic! Trickery abounds!



Exhibit 3^-19: As Endorsed by Sean Bean

Look at that roguish face! Look at his muscular and suspiciously low-poly body! Who could resist his manly charms?



Exbibit e^log n: The CGI Chessboard that's so real you could lick it clean and snort crack off its bump-mapped and reflective surface

It is too shiny! Far, far too shiny!

Exnibit 99999999: The Space blobs from Photoshopland

And why not, indeed.



Ewibibibibibibit: My awesome desktop background

This is the creation that blesses my eyes every time my computer is turned on. See how awesome it is. See how rubbish your background is. Now weep. Weep, monkey. Weep.


Anyways, hope you like! Sorry if some images a tad on the large side.

'Sup.

Just came up with these:


In Event Of Fire.pdf

Stay Smart.pdf

Hope that they're reasonable efforts - I plan to post them around my college next week.