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Apple Talk / WIKILEAKS DATA DUMP: CITIZEN WARNING
March 08, 2017, 05:41:29 AM
Greetings again, citizens.

In light of today's WikiLeaks information release, it is my pleasure to remind you that any attempt to access, download, or be aware of the information contained in said release is a direct violation of Directive 7C, "Unauthorized Information Retrieval by Subclass Individuals". Please refrain from pursuing any line of investigation in that direction. Remember, we have access to all of your devices and will know immediately if you violate the statute.

Just go about your business as usual, buying things to enhance your economic participation and raise your Citizen Score.

That is all.

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Apple Talk / CASE US-RL-1307B-001
February 12, 2017, 09:34:40 PM
Greetings civilians,

Thank you for your assistance in identifying subversive elements in the Discordian Society. Though we do not generally engage directly with investigatory targets, we have noticed various references to a "hidden" forum somewhere on this website which may contain information critical to the protection of the national security of the United States. While it is not our intention to unduly burden our sources, we must in this case request that you move all pertinent information from that forum into this thread. We thank you in advance for your cooperation.

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