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#121
Quote from: Cramulus on August 25, 2020, 01:05:27 PM
You hear about TikTok being cancelled?

yeah, now, if you want to see a 16 year old girl dance, you gotta get on a plane with Bill Clinton


*dives for cover*

Or go to the White House in a couple of months  :whack:
#123
Principia Discussion / Re: How Discordian are you?
August 18, 2020, 12:28:49 PM

Being witness to other's internal psychical discord is my hobby and job...

If its too shaken up, thats "anarchy" and psychosis.

If its too burocratized and theres only one predominant "voice", thats "totalitarianism" and neurosis.

Discord and disagreement can only happen between equals, and only thru leveling the field between the voices can dialogue and harmony bloom.
#124
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 18, 2020, 05:11:03 AM
My first three interviews tomorrow are Kyle, Karen, and Chad.

Ask me if I'm joking.

I can smell tanning lotion, mountain dew and anti-maskers in the air already.
#125

For example, in other parts of the world, being republican and a democrat mean the same thing... but in your personal american lingo it seems that when you guys speak of a republic, it refers to the time when slaves were not human, thus, "everyones decision mattered" except said sub-human slaves.

Greek definition vs modern definition, tomato to-mato
#126
Aneristic Illusions / Re: UNLIMITED 2020 THREAD
August 13, 2020, 10:30:51 AM

"Voting isnt marriage. Its public transport. Youre not waiting for <<the one>>. Youre getting on the bus. And if there isnt one going exactly to your destination, you dont stay home and sulk. You take the one thats going closest to where you want to be."

-Some random person not worth mentioning, that can speak the language of the animals
#127
Aneristic Illusions / Re: UNLIMITED 2020 THREAD
August 12, 2020, 10:18:09 PM

In Mexico we voted in for presidency the equivalent of Sanders AND GUESS WHAT people arent happy either, and just as hes doing good things hes doing flawed things in a fundamental level.

But some of us dont care, because as much of a fuck up he can be, and his shameful clown moments he has, its still better than giving the equivalent of the Ancien Regime another round at our collective buttholes.

All things executive power and politics are about pure pragmatism, the idealists and purists should try to make their battle in the legislative branch or maybe even in the judiciary... but i guess that takes too much work, research or know-how compared to the magical thinking that were "one good president" away from a utopia.

#129
High Weirdness / Re: CIA Declassifications in 2020
August 10, 2020, 12:07:10 PM
Quote from: Frontside Back on August 08, 2020, 10:47:10 AM
"The scepters, staffs and maces carried by monarchs and high priests alike occur in such frequency in the history of bygone eras as to suggest that at the very least these items are aspects of some type of archtypical symbol which the human mind seems to appreciate, perhaps quite subliminally."
:sexybeast:

And we paid half a million dollaroos to come to this vague idea that some pothead from anthropology or archeology 101 coulda vomited out at the snack shack.
#130
Quote from: bugmenоt on August 10, 2020, 10:09:44 AM
PD has this unique and fascinating way of dealing with trolls like this. Instead of banning their account and thus encouraging them to return under a different handle, they throw them in a fun pit for everyone to watch. Then they throw silly hats at them and place their bets on which hat they will proudly put on their butt first.

Either way they come back, and the usual no-ban policy stems from Other Reasons
#131

"Wait, its all dildoes???"

"Always has been, all the way down"
#132
Quote from: Bruno on August 10, 2020, 04:57:32 AM
Yeah, but there's no more stable rock to cut a face out of. They'd have to convert one of the existing faces.

OR!

They could cut into some of the unstable rock, possibly wrecking the whole thing which would be fucking hilarious.

Win-Win situation
#133
Quote from: Cain on August 09, 2020, 03:29:30 PM
It's 95F in London. Everything is horrible and I want to die in a freezer.

Thats disgusting even for mid-Mexico standards. I can easily bear up to 32C if the humidity is below 30%, but anything beyond that i just want to cry and hug an ice bag.
#134
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 07, 2020, 11:38:38 PM
Quote from: The Johnny on August 07, 2020, 11:27:35 PM
Quote from: Cain on August 07, 2020, 11:24:04 PM
Who knew Chapel Perilous involved so much impotent whining and namecalling?

Its like the child of red pill incels with Crowley

Telling you, this is RP.  169%.

And his IP addie is as genuine as Ted Cruz.

Oh Ron Paul, like i believed you when you said it before, just didnt remember what the initials stood for.
#135
Quote from: Cain on August 07, 2020, 11:24:04 PM
Who knew Chapel Perilous involved so much impotent whining and namecalling?

Its like the child of red pill incels with Crowley