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#16
Literate Chaotic / this will hurt your brain.
August 26, 2005, 02:57:57 AM
I wonder where I've read that before. Ah well, I don't remember it anyway, and it's good so far, soI'll be surprised at the end again, I guess.
#17
Or Kill Me / CUT OUT THE BULLSHIT (concentrated rant)
August 25, 2005, 03:17:54 AM
Quote from: CORNHOLIO
Quote from: East Coast Hustle
that 's not nice, that clown looks gay and everything but they give out cool toys and stuff

So you like mcdonalds?

(by the way, that's one of the best stfu pictures, imo)
#18
Literate Chaotic / Great Opening Lines
August 18, 2005, 03:10:53 AM
"It was love at first sight.
"The first time Yossarian saw the chaplain he fell madly in love with him."

Catch-22, Joseph Heller

"...to wound the autumnal city."

Dhalgren, Samuel Delaney

(anyone else know a book that begins with a sentance fragment?
#19
Or Kill Me / Economics
August 17, 2005, 02:06:04 AM
"conomics is politics in disguise"

now who said that? I can't remember
#20
Literate Chaotic / Great Opening Lines
August 16, 2005, 02:47:47 AM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: Altoid Addict
Woah. Alright. I think the guy described it as being "suicide inducing" or something, but I apparantly didn't take him seriously enough. Anyway, like the avatar.
That's a very accurate description.
I have to tell Sara someone called it "suicide inducing". She'll love it. :twisted:

And thanks - I lost this avatar a while back, but gnimbley found it again.

The guy who said that was one of the authors leading the thing, by the way. Knowledgable opinion, or something.
#21
Literate Chaotic / Great Opening Lines
August 16, 2005, 01:01:22 AM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomBe very very sure not to read it.

My kid was required to read that book in 5th grade and she sobbed through most of it.
Partly because it's about dogs and they all die and partly out of frustration at being forced to read such crap.
To make her feel better, I promised to read along with her.
So there we both were, crying and reading that stupid book together.

Woah. Alright. I think the guy described it as being "suicide inducing" or something, but I apparantly didn't take him seriously enough. Anyway, like the avatar.
#22
Literate Chaotic / Great Opening Lines
August 15, 2005, 11:41:37 PM
I'll be sure never to read it then. Thanks, by the way.
#23
Literate Chaotic / Great Opening Lines
August 15, 2005, 11:30:12 PM
Quote from: MalaulMomma died today, or maybe it was yesgterday, i cant remember


The Stranger by Albert Camus
I HATED this book but damn great opener

Some writing class type thing I went to, they gave us that line to write a story with, as an exercise. Also said the book was too damn depressing, or something
#24
Or Kill Me / Well, that does it for me.
August 08, 2005, 10:53:45 PM
Quote from: Buddha's Ghost PenisI LIKE SUPRISES!

You just keep getting funnier. Better quit it soon.
#25
I'm being chased by a Roman Centurion, I'm not sure how undead he is, but he's got quite a few extra holes. I tried to duct tape razor sharp axes to my hands, but only succeeded in chopping off some fingers. The duct tape is keeping me from bleeding too bad though. Should I attempt to chop his head off with the axe I didn't drop on my foot (after the unexpected pain from my fingers) or try to improvise another weapon?

Thank you.
#26
Literate Chaotic / The Flounce Room
August 07, 2005, 06:10:14 AM
It's so good I think I can ignore all the real arguments i missed. Thanks.
#27
Or Kill Me / Well, that does it for me.
August 04, 2005, 06:10:05 AM
Shit. Hope you're just trying to scare people or something, LMNO.
#28
Bring and Brag / noodley stuffs
July 31, 2005, 03:11:32 AM
You know someone who dated Mozart? Cool. How is he?
#29
Or Kill Me / Another reason to hate Rummy
July 30, 2005, 12:32:17 AM
I think splenda's alright. Always hated the taste of aspartame though.

Nice purple eye there, ma'am
#30
Literate Chaotic / Phantom Tollbooth
July 29, 2005, 07:25:15 AM
Cool. Always liked that book. Only thing I remember about it is Jumping to Conclusions though