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*nods, this is good to know.

i have one question... :O these post numbers are confusing... i have no idea how they are counting... and how can i figure this out?

:O wow first giant killer worms are destroying france... and now we have dinosaur chickens... :O

sigh... what is next... dancing zombies?

:O is everyone in France okay? :O

are they going to send help? this may be the perfect job for the Avengers.

[TRUE SIGHT]

I see what you did there.

Of course you did, you were born with the power of True Sight. But please don't be smug, lots of us are still blind as dysfunctional frying pans. We'd love to see the world as complex and vibrant as you, but all we can have are the mental images triggered by your words.

IF SOMEONE ELSE IS INTERESTED IN TRUE SIGHT, PLEASE CALL 911 AND EXPLAIN YOU WERE ABDUCTED BY DEATH CULT CALLED "DISCORDIANS", WHO GAVE YOU ONE LAST WISH BEFORE CONSUMING YOUR KIDNEYS, SO YOU ASKED FOR A CELLPHONE.

:O i must try this. :O

Well... whenever i perform the turkey curse (which happens about monthly because i am suspicious of those around me... and prefer they would be ...free from the curse of greyface...) i often get the response (in some variation.) "What the hell are you doing?"
Which then this response transforms me into a cat... and i flee the scene before they realize what just happened.

Though the most memorable experience was when a fellow who i just happened to be walking down the street and meeting, decided it was a great idea to counter it with a turkey curse... :O which shocked me... so a pleasantly asked them, "Are you a discordian?"
they had no idea what i was talking about. so i assume to this day that i have accidently performed the turkey curse on another discordian... who is now probably a super discordian.

www.capeditiea.zenseiderz.org

this way y'all know who you are dealing with...

...i am seriously trying to figure this all out... :O so in the mean time i will apparently read more things and such...

i am simply here because of destiny, regardless of things going down in meatspace. *nods, however, please send your offerings for me to your neighbors. all of them. if i happen to recieve some lint from the couch then i know it worked.

o and don't forget to tell them to pay it forward, because it is really mean not to do so.

i hope this is an okay place to put this here... :3