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Listening to Paesior?  Do never.

It's a terrifying concept for all involved, really.

Oh, and the horrible personal defect that led me to you is my fiancée. He's been rambling at me about Discordianism pretty much since we started dating and it's only in the last week or so that I've actually started listening. And now I'm here. Go figure.

Listening to Paesor may lead to convulsions, ass cancer, and The Little River Band.

Two outta three ain't bad...

OHAI THERE.

I appear to be, like, new here and stuff. Also, I'm writing this late late at night and with far less caffeine in my system than I'd like, so this is probably going to make even less sense than I usually do when I try and communicate with the outside world. Especially since half my attempts at "communication" actually end up more like stream of consciousness rambles about stuff no one cares about.

I'm not sure that the internet even qualifies as the outside world, now that I'm thinking about it. Anyway.

I'm a bit shit at introducing myself. I feel like I'm setting a standard I will inevitably fall short of when I actually start conversing with people, so I figure it's better to just kind of grunt in acknowledgement of other presences. It's setting the bar to a low enough standard that I might be able to hop over it occasionally and come across as someone with a modicum of intelligence.

Sometimes. Christ, I need more cola.

Oh, and the horrible personal defect that led me to you is my fiancée. He's been rambling at me about Discordianism pretty much since we started dating and it's only in the last week or so that I've actually started listening. And now I'm here. Go figure.