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WTF! Your copy arrived before mine did?? crazy bastard

*engages smugface*
What's even worse is i live in the UK.
What has science done?

my copy arrived today. digging in for a highly nutritious 16:00hrs breakfast.

[EDIT]-I'LL WORK OUT WHAT ALL THIS MYSPACE MONKEYS BUSINESS SAYS IF IT KILLS ME! 

I just spat Peach schnapps and lemonade EVERYWHERE.
I look forward to receiving my copy

I did not know the man Anne Frankly I'm not sure how i got here. but i don't mind the Scottish and their haggis eating, tourist shanking ways. I got close to Scotland on a holiday once... but luckily the signs caught my attention and directed me back southward towards the safer, quieter and all around less prone to coronary heart disease county of Kent where i have remained to this very day hoping it takes the Scots a while to get down here and stab me in the name of freedom.

Tonight I raise a glass of cheap larger, brewed with little consideration to health and safety™ in Denmark, to another Scot who died of completely natural causes for his nationality.

Dear Mayor Thing,

I was taking the bus the other night past city hall and saw that your office light still on in your office, and I feel the need to thank you for your service and congratulate you on your new position in Congress. I know that you'll continue to bend over backwards for Rode Island with your new post.

Happy Holidays, and I hope that your Chanukkah had a happy ending.

Best,

-Voter

needs something about how it's good to see him ''working long and hard into the night.'' 
and he needs to recieve this in writing. 

CRUISE CONTROL ENGAGE. PREPARING ALL-CAPS DRIVEBY.

:argh!

I expect these billboards to be mocked/altered and i hope for many good pics. i would help but i can't swim the Atlantic.

there may be a deity... but i'll never know for sure.

Dimitri From Paris.
BECAUSE DISCO. 

just put a towel down and get on with it.

themenniss-

already has a motto.

WHAT? A POT??!?!?1

 it had to hit one generation. just kinda bummed out it's mine.

it's brilliant. the people who are most affected by this can't vote.
not that voting seems to do much anyway. the only difference between our 3 ''main'' parties at the moment is their leaders' accents. There are no good parties around for us younguns. even the loonies are gone now. I wonder: Why can't we have a cat as the PM?  

Banjolele:

Ukebanjo kicks ass. although i'd still rather a good 5-string. when i get the moneh.

Needs moar circuit bent stylophone.

also, does he have a hang drum?
if yes.
WANT

There's no crying in Discordia.  What makes people think that everyone here should wear kid gloves all the time, and that people should get some mythical amount of time to be douchebags before anyone can say something?  The internet is big, you are going to meet "all types", blah blah blah, is this really new to anyone?

I've been here for five fucking years... when I say crazy batshit stuff, people say I am writing crazy batshit stuff.  I fail to see the problem.

THAT IS JUST CRAZY TALK!!!!!!

THAT'S FIGHTIN' TALK!!!!!