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what is for dinner?
why, it's yummy lisagne!
i will not share this.



NT: why is everyone grouchy?

BUMP BUMP BUMP

there's n00bs about...they might want to read this.

Bump this thread for great justice and for BGP to submit these to the goth poetry forum!

[empties the contents of OB's tip jar and donates it to the Red Cross]

pirates suck my ass.

as of now, I am founding a Ninja Supremacy ORganization.

can i get in on your ninja club mr turd?

Is that a porn movie or something?

If not, it should be.  Great title.

it sounds like Taoist alchemical sex-magic porn.......




...if not, it should be  

[You rang?]

You rang?

no.

Dear Auntie Bella,


Michael Jackson's charity song for the victims of Katrina - heartfelt statement from a former child star who has seen better days or cynical damage limitation and career boosting shenanigans from history's first moonwalking paedophile?


luv,


OB

LMNO dude. i'm glad you came back. it was shitty not knowing the end or anything.

yeah...like LMNO actually knows what the ending is!

I was thinking someone levitating under his hands...  I don't have photoshop on my computer anymore... I think I have Picture it... or something like that... don't know how to use it otherwise I would put someone there.

i was thinking levitation too....perhaps he can have david blaine rising out of a grave or something....or maybe even jesus (but he's not as famous)

[-edited but left link up for great justice.]

Don't ask me how i found this...


http://pharyngula.org/images/saeki_octopus.jpg

is oddly aroused?

-edited but left link up for great justice.

...the scrid's glistening tentacles, and come-hither beak...

then there was the Scridtoria's Secret catalog......but I don't think we should go there.

The coments add to the story, as the whole of LMNO-PI is essentially a fictionalized travelogue of the PD forums themselves.

But if you're extra nice, I can send you a MS-word document of the entire story so far.

Or you could wait until it's finished, and compiled properly in The City Anthology, which will also contain the work of some of your other favorite PD posters.

Rumour has it that there's a full frontal scrid centrefold, but I cannot confirm that at this time...

Zurtok,

You will also find that cleaning out Scrid's tank very therapeutic also.


Trust me on this one....no, really.


OB

I can be INCREDIBLY abrasive and condescending when I want to be.

we never would've figured that out