Okay, I never goddamn introduced myself, and it seems to be this is some kind of violation of TEYH ROOLZ or sumptin' and I am in danger of being fed to 5 inch worms (or even the 4.23 INCH WORMS 
) if I do not OR SOMETHING.
Our royal nom de om nom nom is of course derived from the writings of St. Alfred Of Jarry, Patron Saint Of 'Pataphysics, Keeper of the Hornstrumpot. We have been an adherent of both SubGenius and Discordia since at least 1984, when we purchased the Holy Texts of the Loose Canon in the decadent libertine hellhole of New York City, and have retained these librae ever since, even unto our present habitation in the land of the Xtians, praise "Bob" and Eris.
We find our sympathies lie with paganism and have been known to adorn ourselves with the pentagram even though we are not personally Wiccans, but in the knowledge that the symbol Pisses Off The Right People.
We also have a working knowledge of Western mysticism, finding that it does not work for ourselves but that Crowley was a decent writer and his texts act as an admirable talisman against woobies.
We aim to practice Zen, being closer to our personal beliefs as well as allowing the Sense Of Humor we cannot resist in properly dealing with the sacred, but find it difficult to apply in daily life when so many of the Pinks, Spags and Cabbages our strumpot is forced to tolerate deserve not sympathy and tolerance but a good throttling.
) if I do not OR SOMETHING.Our royal nom de om nom nom is of course derived from the writings of St. Alfred Of Jarry, Patron Saint Of 'Pataphysics, Keeper of the Hornstrumpot. We have been an adherent of both SubGenius and Discordia since at least 1984, when we purchased the Holy Texts of the Loose Canon in the decadent libertine hellhole of New York City, and have retained these librae ever since, even unto our present habitation in the land of the Xtians, praise "Bob" and Eris.
We find our sympathies lie with paganism and have been known to adorn ourselves with the pentagram even though we are not personally Wiccans, but in the knowledge that the symbol Pisses Off The Right People.
We also have a working knowledge of Western mysticism, finding that it does not work for ourselves but that Crowley was a decent writer and his texts act as an admirable talisman against woobies.
We aim to practice Zen, being closer to our personal beliefs as well as allowing the Sense Of Humor we cannot resist in properly dealing with the sacred, but find it difficult to apply in daily life when so many of the Pinks, Spags and Cabbages our strumpot is forced to tolerate deserve not sympathy and tolerance but a good throttling.
