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#4336
Holy fuck this is the perfect description of a day where EVERYTHING goes wrong.  Some fucking days are just the perfect storm, aren't they?
#4337
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 08, 2010, 04:12:58 PM

:mullet:

TGRR,
Isn't going to go into basic agriculture and supply vs demand.

Quote from: The Omnipotent Grinner on January 08, 2010, 04:11:55 PM
Quote from: LMNO on January 08, 2010, 04:09:42 PM
Who wants a $20 glass of orange juice?

What's inflation got to do with a cold snap?

:rimshot:

Fixed.

#4338
Quote from: LMNO on January 08, 2010, 04:09:42 PM
Who wants a $20 glass of orange juice?

What's inflation got to do with a cold snap?
#4339
Quote from: Turdley Burgleson on January 08, 2010, 04:04:00 PM
SERIOUSLY!


Some sort of ice?Cold weather? What's a 29 degrees?
Is it gonna snow?

WHAT'S GOING ON?!?!?

Will hell freeze over? Stay tuned...

Our high is your low.
#4340
Quote from: Suu on January 08, 2010, 06:04:56 AM
In fact, I think it's going to be required now within the SPoK that all Discordians wear Kansas City Royals baseball caps.

Please, please don't do this.
#4341
Discordian Recipes / Re: Suck it, Vegans!
January 08, 2010, 01:40:59 AM
Quote from: GA on January 08, 2010, 01:37:56 AM
Quote from: Alty on January 06, 2010, 07:30:46 PM
I believe their goal is to infiltrate The Man's Municipal Water Supply with nature.

http://www.fruitarian.com/

Apparently this diet leads to Healthy Life and Energy!

QuoteCooked food eating creates physical and emotional addiction to the person who eats it... weakens the immune system, makes people grow and look older and develops serious illnesses over time, it also makes societies to develop habits and economic structures that are pollutant to the environment destroying life and the life supporting mechanisms of our planet!

For an alternate interpretation, cooked food can be digested more efficiently, providing the energy we need to power our Massive Fucking Brains.

Funny needing to sustain something we don't use.
#4342
Quote from: -Kel- on January 08, 2010, 01:17:14 AM
Quote from: The Omnipotent Grinner on January 08, 2010, 01:11:24 AM
Quote from: -Kel- on January 08, 2010, 01:07:09 AMLuckily enough there are Federal Anti Discrimination Laws in place so companies cannot do that, at least where I live.

In my home of SL,UT there was actually a battle going on against the LDS Church and the ACLU because the church bought a city block and made it private property. They turned it into a park, awwwww...but you cannot swear clothing that is lude and have naughty words on it, a gay couple got harassed by security even because they kissed http://www.ksl.com/index.php?nid=299&sid=8102922. But the ACLU lost because ITS PRIVATE PROPERTY. The owner has that right, just like people in their homes have a right to say "GTFO" if they don't like what you're doing. It's a two way street. Like you're remark about the Ku Kluxx Klan wearing their hoods, they have a right to on their own private property and on public lands, hell police even have to protect them when they march because IT IS A RIGHT. I would much rather be able to do what the fuck i want, then have that freedom taking from me all cause i don't want some asshole racist to have their freedoms taken away from them.

TWO WAY STREET!

ugh *steps off soapbox*




Did I just catch that you can't wear lude clothing in SLUT?
Oh no no no. We're fine with it, you should see gay pride day. Sl,ut is all about lude behavior, even the momo's are. It's just their organization that doesn't like it.

I got that, I was just, well, I mean it's called SLUT.
#4343
Quote from: -Kel- on January 08, 2010, 01:07:09 AMLuckily enough there are Federal Anti Discrimination Laws in place so companies cannot do that, at least where I live.

In my home of SL,UT there was actually a battle going on against the LDS Church and the ACLU because the church bought a city block and made it private property. They turned it into a park, awwwww...but you cannot swear clothing that is lude and have naughty words on it, a gay couple got harassed by security even because they kissed http://www.ksl.com/index.php?nid=299&sid=8102922. But the ACLU lost because ITS PRIVATE PROPERTY. The owner has that right, just like people in their homes have a right to say "GTFO" if they don't like what you're doing. It's a two way street. Like you're remark about the Ku Kluxx Klan wearing their hoods, they have a right to on their own private property and on public lands, hell police even have to protect them when they march because IT IS A RIGHT. I would much rather be able to do what the fuck i want, then have that freedom taking from me all cause i don't want some asshole racist to have their freedoms taken away from them.

TWO WAY STREET!

ugh *steps off soapbox*




Did I just catch that you can't wear lude clothing in SLUT?
#4344
I have a mate/chamomile blend that confuses me.  It doesn't say caffeine free, but I know mate has caffeine, and chamomile always puts me to sleep.

Suu, what do you think a chamomile mate tea should do?
#4345
Literate Chaotic / Re: Translamancy
January 07, 2010, 02:28:01 AM
What do you get when you gobble down sweets, eating as much as an elephant eats?

Get something sweet to eat what you eat an elephant can eat as much as possible?
If you, or eat something sweet to eat an elephant can eat as much as possible?
If you, or something to eat something sweet to eat an elephant can eat as much as possible?
If you want to, something to eat sweets or something, you can eat as much as possible to eat an elephant?
If it is, if you want something to eat sweets or something is eating the elephant can eat as much as possible?
In this case, if you want something to eat sweets or something that you can eat as much as possible to eat an elephant?
In this example, you want something to eat an elephant can eat as much as you can eat sweets and something you do?
In this example, as much as you, you want something to eat that elephant can eat and what you eat candy?
In this example, and as much as possible, you want something to eat you eat you can eat candy and elephant?
Final:  In this example, as long as possible, you want something to eat meals and snacks can you eat an elephant?
#4346
Literate Chaotic / Re: Translamancy
January 07, 2010, 02:20:41 AM
What will I find at the end of a rainbow?

I find the end of the rainbow is what to do?
I am, what I do find the end of the rainbow?
I, I will find something at the end of the rainbow?
*I'll find you something at the end of the rainbow?
*I will find something at the end of the rainbow?

These two phrases alternate back and forth, ending in "It is doubtful that this phrase will ever reach equilibrium."
#4347
Quote from: Z³ on January 03, 2010, 08:55:05 AM
If anyone has further suggestions for me, even things as low as trashy superhero comics, chances are I'll probably entertain them and even let you know what I think.



Well, you read Bone, which is probably my favorite graphic novel.  Check out Will Eisner if you haven't.  The Spirit is his take on the superhero genre (way different from the movie).  Into the Heart of the Storm is an autobiographical look at a soldier heading into WWII.  A Contract with God and other Tenement Stories is the first graphic novel if you're interested in that, but it's not his best work.  They aren't as polished as modern comics, but he's a god damn master.  I started seeing people as he drew them after a few weeks of reading his stuff.

A good site is Read Yourself Raw - it has a lot of authors listed and recommendations they've made for other comics.
#4348
Suu what the hell is a kidney bear?
#4350
I am in desperate need of a holy title.