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[you]

IT'S FULL OF AMERICANS.

THE END.

CHEF D,
APOLOGIZES FOR THE LONG POST.

That must mean you don't live here!

Oh drats!
No, really!

Don't need to post as to where you live, I'll just sigh in angst. *sssiiiighhhh*

No, really.

Truly a masterpiece of fine thought.

Ever considered submitting it to a, "Letters to the editor" column of a major National paper.


Just sayin...  

Pfft! He didn't walk that way until he left your temple!

Yeah, so there!

[discord]

Fuck this.

I have fucking had it with all the bitching whining and moaning on this goddamn board.  What started out as a fun way to pass the day has become a tedious and uncomfortable experience.

So I decided. ,ÄúIf I can choose my own reality, why the hell should I stick around this place, where the sheer amount of negativity is enough to choke a horse?,Äù

So, that,Äôs it.  I,Äôve got better things to do. ...

Brav-fnikin-O! And well said!

Wouldn't it be truly Priestly discordian, if one actually applied that determination to their personal life!?
Perhaps then we wouldn't invest so much of ourselves into the escape some find on line.

Then again, perhaps the minority atmosphere that negatively interjects itself on occasion,  reflects what some few believe discord to mean.
We're all guests here. Leaving just gives more ground to those that seek to take over.
It's what you have to say to that, that makes a board a community.
Or not.


"Go to Oprah, go to Oprah, go to O..."  

[Ok dear now go play outside. Run far, run free.]

I am an expert in this field.

I can just see the beginning of the training: (Deep in the jungles of flax,  Mom ties ham steak around TGRR's neck) "Ok dear now go play outside. Run far, run free. "

That's as good as it gets huh!?

Discordians stand outside the veil of cloak and dagger faiths and principles,  and say; the cloak's too small but the dagger; nice fit!

So, relatively speaking, (yes please), compare this with other ideas.
Say, Discordian's vs. Nihilist's. (compare others at will).

Is it absurd to give proviso to the notion of "laws" in Discordianism in as much as saying; commandments for Nihilist's!?

Mull it over and then slap it on here.

Or tell me to take a flying lizard leap out of the threads pool.

Either way it's fine because, well hell; flying!

How many of you when asked, would say that your day was "the same," as yesterday?

It is physicsly impossible for me to say that. Today I am one day wiser, 1 experience more foolish, and 1 day closer to dying of it all.


Cool!

Now if only they didn't serve stale popcorn this trip! Aargh! and what not.

Oh cool! Hurry and get my autographics before the rush starts!

[Air Supply]

Your band sucks.

Excellent! The conspiracy is working!
The critical experiment continues...

Global domination through bad music!  
*and now for the replay of; Air Supply Greatest  Hit's.*

They're flouncy flouncy flouncy flouncy fun fun fun fun fun....

...but the most wonderful thing about TGRR is he's a total dick!

Heeeeeee's a total dick!

Maybe it's the visual of a flouncy total dick, keyboarding, that makes that quote so damn funny!

that's the thrid time you've pulled out the "schoolyard bully" bit.

running out of material?

Nah. My guess is their just waiting for that 2nd coat of  lacquer to harden on the baseball bat.

Reduces blood stains, easier clean up.


I've met my share of grey's before. I consider it flexercise for my smart ass muscles, or as entertainment, watching forums reality equivalent of ; "When fools attack".  

Ok, so they also double as poster children for birth control and castration, but don't say that too loudly because then they get all excited thinking their photogenic! Eww hey, that's a real plus!  

*color fix*

I knew a Trout named Trent. He swam in the Tiburon and tended to tease terriers too much.

But that's probably not the same Trent.