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I like your style.

They can feed a third world country for a month on the pus from my zits! Andrea Dworkin stood in line to beg to give me a rim-job! I'm cable ready! I have creative licence to kill! I invented the simulcast and fed the networks three separate angles of the crack of my ass! The stars are naught but cumwads shaken against the sky that I didn't bother to lick from my palms! My navel is a MIDI port! I sold my mother into slavery! I circumcised my father and ate the sleeve! I piss in phonebooths while making collect calls! I cooked the bloody rag of the Virgin Mary into an omlette and served it to the Apostles. God is my co-pilot and we're flyin' straight for the moist nether region of Amelia Erhart!! I give assholes to inanimate objects just for the pleasure of sodomizing them! I was the first man to get AIDS from an African Green Monkey and laugh it out of my system! I tought G. Gordon Liddy how to lie! I am wanted in 51 states of conciousness! I have an autographed copy of the Bible! I dropped acid with Buddah and had to talk him down! I shoot meter maids! I gave the President skin cancer. I taught Nancy all she knows about Anorexia. I just say YES! Brooke Shields turned tricks to finance my way through college! Fuck me if you can't take a joke! I fuck myself so good I tip myself for a hand-job! I drive the cars of dead relatives! I am a lesbian in a man's body!

I get drunk and shoot cum into my third eye! I am the cause of spontanious combustion! I may be white and bright but I have a black dick! I sing the blues! I can clean a whole cat box without having to take a breath! I'm a rum runner, and a gun runner, and a gum chewer! I am the fifth dentist! God tests his material on me before taking it to the stage! I sold the trademark on hell for coke money! I am the eye of the hurricane! My Grandmother taught me how to French Kiss! I am the one who never leaves a message on your answering machine! I say Fuck the Dogma! I say kill the High Priests! I say "Bob" helps those who kills themselves! J. Edgar Hoover thought he was the Anti-Christ. Look at the Name: J. Edgar Hoover....

J E Hoover.... Jehoover.... The head of the conspiracy that dare not speak his Own Name!!! I say fuck the false Prophets! I only want true Profits! And if you won't I'll fuck them myself! Praise "Bob!" I'll kill myself before I see this become just another article in People Magazine, and I'll kill you right after that just to show you I was'nt fooling! I am a party animal! My ancestors brought the first keg to the Donner Party! Fucked being a vegetarian just to stay alive....

Praise "Bob," It's great to be a SubGenius.

I'm glad to see the art of the brag hasn't died with the old west.  I thought it was gone, never to be resurrected. 

Learn somethin new every day.

That's old as hell, dude...you think I'd waste something original on YOU? 

Anyway...

They can feed a third world country for a month on the pus from my zits! Andrea Dworkin stood in line to beg to give me a rim-job! I'm cable ready! I have creative licence to kill! I invented the simulcast and fed the networks three separate angles of the crack of my ass! The stars are naught but cumwads shaken against the sky that I didn't bother to lick from my palms! My navel is a MIDI port! I sold my mother into slavery! I circumcised my father and ate the sleeve! I piss in phonebooths while making collect calls! I cooked the bloody rag of the Virgin Mary into an omlette and served it to the Apostles. God is my co-pilot and we're flyin' straight for the moist nether region of Amelia Erhart!! I give assholes to inanimate objects just for the pleasure of sodomizing them! I was the first man to get AIDS from an African Green Monkey and laugh it out of my system! I tought G. Gordon Liddy how to lie! I am wanted in 51 states of conciousness! I have an autographed copy of the Bible! I dropped acid with Buddah and had to talk him down! I shoot meter maids! I gave the President skin cancer. I taught Nancy all she knows about Anorexia. I just say YES! Brooke Shields turned tricks to finance my way through college! Fuck me if you can't take a joke! I fuck myself so good I tip myself for a hand-job! I drive the cars of dead relatives! I am a lesbian in a man's body!

I get drunk and shoot cum into my third eye! I am the cause of spontanious combustion! I may be white and bright but I have a black dick! I sing the blues! I can clean a whole cat box without having to take a breath! I'm a rum runner, and a gun runner, and a gum chewer! I am the fifth dentist! God tests his material on me before taking it to the stage! I sold the trademark on hell for coke money! I am the eye of the hurricane! My Grandmother taught me how to French Kiss! I am the one who never leaves a message on your answering machine! I say Fuck the Dogma! I say kill the High Priests! I say "Bob" helps those who kills themselves! J. Edgar Hoover thought he was the Anti-Christ. Look at the Name: J. Edgar Hoover....

J E Hoover.... Jehoover.... The head of the conspiracy that dare not speak his Own Name!!! I say fuck the false Prophets! I only want true Profits! And if you won't I'll fuck them myself! Praise "Bob!" I'll kill myself before I see this become just another article in People Magazine, and I'll kill you right after that just to show you I was'nt fooling! I am a party animal! My ancestors brought the first keg to the Donner Party! Fucked being a vegetarian just to stay alive....

Praise "Bob," It's great to be a SubGenius.

They can feed a third world country for a month on the pus from my zits! Andrea Dworkin stood in line to beg to give me a rim-job! I'm cable ready! I have creative licence to kill! I invented the simulcast and fed the networks three separate angles of the crack of my ass! The stars are naught but cumwads shaken against the sky that I didn't bother to lick from my palms! My navel is a MIDI port! I sold my mother into slavery! I circumcised my father and ate the sleeve! I piss in phonebooths while making collect calls! I cooked the bloody rag of the Virgin Mary into an omlette and served it to the Apostles. God is my co-pilot and we're flyin' straight for the moist nether region of Amelia Erhart!! I give assholes to inanimate objects just for the pleasure of sodomizing them! I was the first man to get AIDS from an African Green Monkey and laugh it out of my system! I tought G. Gordon Liddy how to lie! I am wanted in 51 states of conciousness! I have an autographed copy of the Bible! I dropped acid with Buddah and had to talk him down! I shoot meter maids! I gave the President skin cancer. I taught Nancy all she knows about Anorexia. I just say YES! Brooke Shields turned tricks to finance my way through college! Fuck me if you can't take a joke! I fuck myself so good I tip myself for a hand-job! I drive the cars of dead relatives! I am a lesbian in a man's body!

I get drunk and shoot cum into my third eye! I am the cause of spontanious combustion! I may be white and bright but I have a black dick! I sing the blues! I can clean a whole cat box without having to take a breath! I'm a rum runner, and a gun runner, and a gum chewer! I am the fifth dentist! God tests his material on me before taking it to the stage! I sold the trademark on hell for coke money! I am the eye of the hurricane! My Grandmother taught me how to French Kiss! I am the one who never leaves a message on your answering machine! I say Fuck the Dogma! I say kill the High Priests! I say "Bob" helps those who kills themselves! J. Edgar Hoover thought he was the Anti-Christ. Look at the Name: J. Edgar Hoover....

J E Hoover.... Jehoover.... The head of the conspiracy that dare not speak his Own Name!!! I say fuck the false Prophets! I only want true Profits! And if you won't I'll fuck them myself! Praise "Bob!" I'll kill myself before I see this become just another article in People Magazine, and I'll kill you right after that just to show you I was'nt fooling! I am a party animal! My ancestors brought the first keg to the Donner Party! Fucked being a vegetarian just to stay alive....

Praise "Bob," It's great to be a SubGenius.

They can feed a third world country for a month on the pus from my zits! Andrea Dworkin stood in line to beg to give me a rim-job! I'm cable ready! I have creative licence to kill! I invented the simulcast and fed the networks three separate angles of the crack of my ass! The stars are naught but cumwads shaken against the sky that I didn't bother to lick from my palms! My navel is a MIDI port! I sold my mother into slavery! I circumcised my father and ate the sleeve! I piss in phonebooths while making collect calls! I cooked the bloody rag of the Virgin Mary into an omlette and served it to the Apostles. God is my co-pilot and we're flyin' straight for the moist nether region of Amelia Erhart!! I give assholes to inanimate objects just for the pleasure of sodomizing them! I was the first man to get AIDS from an African Green Monkey and laugh it out of my system! I tought G. Gordon Liddy how to lie! I am wanted in 51 states of conciousness! I have an autographed copy of the Bible! I dropped acid with Buddah and had to talk him down! I shoot meter maids! I gave the President skin cancer. I taught Nancy all she knows about Anorexia. I just say YES! Brooke Shields turned tricks to finance my way through college! Fuck me if you can't take a joke! I fuck myself so good I tip myself for a hand-job! I drive the cars of dead relatives! I am a lesbian in a man's body!

I get drunk and shoot cum into my third eye! I am the cause of spontanious combustion! I may be white and bright but I have a black dick! I sing the blues! I can clean a whole cat box without having to take a breath! I'm a rum runner, and a gun runner, and a gum chewer! I am the fifth dentist! God tests his material on me before taking it to the stage! I sold the trademark on hell for coke money! I am the eye of the hurricane! My Grandmother taught me how to French Kiss! I am the one who never leaves a message on your answering machine! I say Fuck the Dogma! I say kill the High Priests! I say "Bob" helps those who kills themselves! J. Edgar Hoover thought he was the Anti-Christ. Look at the Name: J. Edgar Hoover....

J E Hoover.... Jehoover.... The head of the conspiracy that dare not speak his Own Name!!! I say fuck the false Prophets! I only want true Profits! And if you won't I'll fuck them myself! Praise "Bob!" I'll kill myself before I see this become just another article in People Magazine, and I'll kill you right after that just to show you I was'nt fooling! I am a party animal! My ancestors brought the first keg to the Donner Party! Fucked being a vegetarian just to stay alive....

Praise "Bob," It's great to be a SubGenius.

They can feed a third world country for a month on the pus from my zits! Andrea Dworkin stood in line to beg to give me a rim-job! I'm cable ready! I have creative licence to kill! I invented the simulcast and fed the networks three separate angles of the crack of my ass! The stars are naught but cumwads shaken against the sky that I didn't bother to lick from my palms! My navel is a MIDI port! I sold my mother into slavery! I circumcised my father and ate the sleeve! I piss in phonebooths while making collect calls! I cooked the bloody rag of the Virgin Mary into an omlette and served it to the Apostles. God is my co-pilot and we're flyin' straight for the moist nether region of Amelia Erhart!! I give assholes to inanimate objects just for the pleasure of sodomizing them! I was the first man to get AIDS from an African Green Monkey and laugh it out of my system! I tought G. Gordon Liddy how to lie! I am wanted in 51 states of conciousness! I have an autographed copy of the Bible! I dropped acid with Buddah and had to talk him down! I shoot meter maids! I gave the President skin cancer. I taught Nancy all she knows about Anorexia. I just say YES! Brooke Shields turned tricks to finance my way through college! Fuck me if you can't take a joke! I fuck myself so good I tip myself for a hand-job! I drive the cars of dead relatives! I am a lesbian in a man's body!

I get drunk and shoot cum into my third eye! I am the cause of spontanious combustion! I may be white and bright but I have a black dick! I sing the blues! I can clean a whole cat box without having to take a breath! I'm a rum runner, and a gun runner, and a gum chewer! I am the fifth dentist! God tests his material on me before taking it to the stage! I sold the trademark on hell for coke money! I am the eye of the hurricane! My Grandmother taught me how to French Kiss! I am the one who never leaves a message on your answering machine! I say Fuck the Dogma! I say kill the High Priests! I say "Bob" helps those who kills themselves! J. Edgar Hoover thought he was the Anti-Christ. Look at the Name: J. Edgar Hoover....

J E Hoover.... Jehoover.... The head of the conspiracy that dare not speak his Own Name!!! I say fuck the false Prophets! I only want true Profits! And if you won't I'll fuck them myself! Praise "Bob!" I'll kill myself before I see this become just another article in People Magazine, and I'll kill you right after that just to show you I was'nt fooling! I am a party animal! My ancestors brought the first keg to the Donner Party! Fucked being a vegetarian just to stay alive....

Praise "Bob," It's great to be a SubGenius.

Yer speshul.

They can feed a third world country for a month on the pus from my zits! Andrea Dworkin stood in line to beg to give me a rim-job! I'm cable ready! I have creative licence to kill! I invented the simulcast and fed the networks three separate angles of the crack of my ass! The stars are naught but cumwads shaken against the sky that I didn't bother to lick from my palms! My navel is a MIDI port! I sold my mother into slavery! I circumcised my father and ate the sleeve! I piss in phonebooths while making collect calls! I cooked the bloody rag of the Virgin Mary into an omlette and served it to the Apostles. God is my co-pilot and we're flyin' straight for the moist nether region of Amelia Erhart!! I give assholes to inanimate objects just for the pleasure of sodomizing them! I was the first man to get AIDS from an African Green Monkey and laugh it out of my system! I tought G. Gordon Liddy how to lie! I am wanted in 51 states of conciousness! I have an autographed copy of the Bible! I dropped acid with Buddah and had to talk him down! I shoot meter maids! I gave the President skin cancer. I taught Nancy all she knows about Anorexia. I just say YES! Brooke Shields turned tricks to finance my way through college! Fuck me if you can't take a joke! I fuck myself so good I tip myself for a hand-job! I drive the cars of dead relatives! I am a lesbian in a man's body!

I get drunk and shoot cum into my third eye! I am the cause of spontanious combustion! I may be white and bright but I have a black dick! I sing the blues! I can clean a whole cat box without having to take a breath! I'm a rum runner, and a gun runner, and a gum chewer! I am the fifth dentist! God tests his material on me before taking it to the stage! I sold the trademark on hell for coke money! I am the eye of the hurricane! My Grandmother taught me how to French Kiss! I am the one who never leaves a message on your answering machine! I say Fuck the Dogma! I say kill the High Priests! I say "Bob" helps those who kills themselves! J. Edgar Hoover thought he was the Anti-Christ. Look at the Name: J. Edgar Hoover....

J E Hoover.... Jehoover.... The head of the conspiracy that dare not speak his Own Name!!! I say fuck the false Prophets! I only want true Profits! And if you won't I'll fuck them myself! Praise "Bob!" I'll kill myself before I see this become just another article in People Magazine, and I'll kill you right after that just to show you I was'nt fooling! I am a party animal! My ancestors brought the first keg to the Donner Party! Fucked being a vegetarian just to stay alive....

Praise "Bob," It's great to be a SubGenius.

I'm glad to see the art of the brag hasn't died with the old west.  I thought it was gone, never to be resurrected. 

Learn somethin new every day.

I realize I have not had the same experience as everyone else, but I wonder what could be more important than making sure we don't waste the planet?  And what's wrong with anarchy, it worked before?  I've seen many problems with our current system, and working within it to affect change seems impossible, which leaves scrapping the whole mess and starting over.  Yes, personal freedoms are being impinged by the panopticon.  Yes, they really are all out to get you.  But if the planet dies, there'll be no one left to get.  Neh?

its about time, I'd already finished reading the last one.

the adults.   TGRR seems more like a kid throwing a tantrum right about now.  Maybe the selective breeding initiative should have been started with his parents.  I didn't know they had the internet in rest homes.

If you're looking for mature logical thought, I heard TGRR has plenty. 

No, seriously, I think ya'll are just picking on me because I have different opinions than whatever the "Established Correctness" you think already exists on this board.  My goals are to improve my education and world view, so if you want to share what you think, I'd appreciate it, but getting all cranky because of non-conformity seems fairly counter-intuitive, especially on what should be an all accepting forum.  I've used the facts at my disposal to construct arguments for my viewpoints that seem logical to me.  I've refrained from name-calling, except as a last resort, and tried to be civilized in all of my discourse. 

No, I'm not a vegan.

its your forum, be my guest

Personal attacks = retarded

my need to kiss ass for external reassurance has hit an all time low, so whatever's clever, Trevor.

I read the "or kill me" bit in a real published book somewhere, so unless you're the original author, quit flappin yer gums.  So what's the title of the folder?  In addition, it wasn't my intention to step on any toes.  Somebody took that Baby Jesus Butt Plug way too seriously.

I don't recall where I read it, but the idea is that you can take any argument to a level where most people won't follow by using the phrase "or kill me" to emphasize your commitment to your position.  You can't possibly own that, although I can understand your reluctance to share something you've used to define your individuality. 

Rats and cockroaches have adapted to the environment we presented them with, successfully.  How does that not fit with my assertion?

Out of all the things I've written, that's the worst you can pick on?

Bitter much? 

That's so five minutes ago.  Try to keep up!  :-D

That's quality.  Me likey.

I've just been reading different stuff lately, changing my own paradigms and I needed help adjusting to it all, but what you say makes sense, as far as life bouncing back. 

And, it may be insensitive, but yes, we should implement euthanasia and selective breeding measures to get the population back to sustainable levels, but nobody'd go along with that.  I find it interesting that when lions get too old to compete they go off alone and die.  Same thing with elephants, and I'm sure other species as well.  Too bad humans aren't "Allowed" to do the same thing.  Although, if I make it long enough I've got a couple of ideas for a show-stopper ending, but maybe lung cancer will get me first, Who knows?

I think I may be over my soap-box now, but that could change again, and I really enjoyed this civilized discussion, so thanks.

I hadn't thought of that.  Good call.