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Oh yeah, speaking of Roger. HEY. Please don't throw anymore snow at the Midwest. I'd really enjoy not being SNOWED THE FUCK IN again.

HAPPY NEW YEARS YOU FUCKIN' SPAGS!

I've loved every moment I've spent with y'all on this here intarwebz.

PS. I will try to keep drunk tipsy posting to a minimum.   

Whoa, I almost thought you disappeared forever to be lost in the vast series of INTERNETS, Guy.

Anyway I could help, I just don't know what you guys want/need/wantneed. I can't do anything artsy but I could write something, maybe? I'll think more on it in a little bit and edit or post once I have a better idea.

Any specific vegetables come to mind 000? This recipe is essentially a "I'm poor, I need to stretch the meat that I have into lasting as long as possible." recipe and is kind of convenient because the general template for it is Rice + Meat + ????? = Profit.

I'll try it with real garlic next time since it's like, sold by the pound here and I can get a garlic thing. Bulb? I can't remember what it's called for 39 cents. And it IS yummy with real onions. Well, fresh onions.

This thread gave me the screaming shits.  It makes me want to beat up a hobo. 

But hobos aren't the ones making sigils.

I don't care.  This thread makes me not care.  This thread makes me want to kick habits while the nuns are still wearing them.

The mental image on that is absolutely priceless.

I have two main staples that I'm subsisting on lately. Hamburger, and Rice. Occasionally sausage if the price actually drops below what hamburger is by-the-pound.

Here are some of the things I've come up with.

Hot and Zesty Sausage Rice Combo Meal (Only Zesty because that's what the sausage said it was on the packaging. HOT AND ZESTY.)

Plain White Rice, although I'm sure other types can be substituted just fine.
Sausage, preferably something with some spicy-ness to begin with.
Egg(s)
Paprika
Salt
White Pepper
Cumin
Garlic Powder
Onion or Onion Powder

Basically, you make your rice according to how much meat you're going to be using. One cup of rice for every half pound of meat you're cooking up. I usually put a little bit of butter in the water as it's coming up to temp. Once the rice is done, pull it off the heat and start the sausage. Break it up into small chunks. If you're using real onion, throw the onion in there after the meat begins to lose it's pinkness.

Once browned, drop the heat down down to just below the halfway point between low and medium. Add the rice. crack the egg and pour it onto the rice and quickly add the spices. (I never actually measured the amounts. I just know that I used them kind of like Paprika > Cumin > Garlic > Pepper > Salt) mix it all up nice and good, wait for the egg to come up to safe temp then pull off the heat.

S'bout it for most of them except I change spices. I did one with plain sausage, oregano, basil, onion, and salt. The only beef one I've done is Ginger, Beef, Rice, profit. I've just had that one the most.

If anyone has other spice ideas for this sort of thing I'd greatly appreciate it. Anything to spice up having the same things over and over again because they're cheap.

This came up in IRC, so I'm making a post about it here. Mostly to see how much interest there'd be from PD dudes to partake in a Prettiest Princess Contest. Name is also negotiable I SUPPOSE as Froggypance suggested it be called "Pretty Comradette Contest". 

A'ight bitches. Who's in?

http://buzz.yahoo.com/buzzlog/93269?fp=1

Normally, NORAD (North American Aerospace Defense Command) is the U.S.-Canadian military organization that watches over the air and water for security threats. But on Christmas Eve, the command center switches to Santa mode, and operation Santa Tracker is in full force.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKXFpuIDcq4 

Brand New Lover - Dead or Alive

Don't ask. Just assume I'm hanging my head in shame.

R...Robotic toilet? 

I just uploaded Dead or Alive's "Rip it Up" album to my computer so i could play it loud and listen to it while I cleaned. I feel dirty. It was the album my Uncle would play when he cleaned so it's kind of perma-stuck in my psyche as cleaning music but I'm sure if anyone walked in right now they'd be like. W.T.F.

What songs/music do you people like to listen to, if any, when you clean, like, REALLY clean?

I want to have a job where I feel like I'm making some sort of positive impact and surround myself with people that I trust and adore. I also want to at least sit down and WRITE the books I've been wanting to write for years so I can get them the fuck out of my head.

And I want to travel and see the world so I can have the experience. I kind of want to use a door at some point that's older than my country. That would be awesome.

And, y'know. Not be so much of a pussy, that'd be cool too.

Not doing the first one because I can't find that sort of job yet, and I'm working on part two. I'm not doing the third thing because I'm a slacker and the fourth is because I has no monies. As for number five? Eh. I've got no excuse for that one.

What did Michael Jackson and Farra Fawcett get for Christmas?



Patrick Swayzee.

I was there too.  And my Mom and Dad didn't necessarily see the signs either.  But, I don't blame them.  I mean, there is really a pathetic amount of education and awareness raising when it comes to suicide prevention.  Nobody wants to talk about it.  It's just one of those things our society doesn't want to address in any kind of meaningful way.  Fuck, look at all the soldiers who are coming back from Afghanistan and Iraq who are killing themselves.  It's clear as fuck to me that there is a hole the size of Texas when it comes to suicide prevention in the military.  And with the money they have? 

I'm telling you, if and when these wars finally wrap up, we're going to have massive mental health issues in this country, and there is no infrastructure to deal with it.  I'm getting pissed just thinking about it.  And this is the shit they're cutting back as they balance budgets. 

Yeah. A friend of mine is in the military and he was talking about how a LOT of soldiers this time around are coming home with PTSD. He was driving home one night and his girlfriend and his mother ended up behind him by chance and were following him home. He saw them following, made several fucked up turns and, when they continued to follow, stopped the car, grabbed his hand-gun, got out of the car, crouched low and pointed it at the car as he was yelling because he was so freaked out by being followed. Nothing happened aside from scaring the piss out of everyone involved but he was saying that it's a fairly common problem among soldiers these days.

I think Gene Wilder is on his way, not sure if he's up for this year's but I might be surprised. And I'm not sure if Scott Weiland is actually clean yet or not. If he's not I give him a year or two, tops. Fuckin' heroin junkie musicians from the nineties.