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We get telemarketers with really specific target market. I like to experiment with target market mathematics.

TM: Is there a male over the age of 20 with an interest in large household appliances?
Me: We've got three males averaging 16 who are pretty keen on microwaves. How large are we talking? We've also got a 21 year old female who loves fridges, but as a woman is incapable of making financial decisions, so I can understand why she's excluded from your target market.
TM: Um... How? How old? How many? How?

In my last flat, we had a telemarketer who steadfastly refused to believe that there were no men living in the house.

"Can I please speak to the oldest male?"
"Sorry, there are no males here."
"Okay, when will the oldest male be home?"
"Never, there are no men."
"Okay, when would be a good time to call and speak to the oldest male?"
"NO MEN. ONLY WOMEN. NO MEN."

Yes, please.

I'mma buy the fuck out of your beads.

Not as sexual as it sounds.

...unless you want it to be.

FUN FACT: Australians often refer to drop-bears as having camelflage.

I hate you.

The Little River Band.
Ingrown hairs/toenails.
Those "$10 each/two for $20" signs people still think are original and/or funny.
Canada.

I don't usually link to my Facebook profile because there's personal info on here and who knows which ones of you are ninjas and/or assassins. But this thread is just too hilarious to not share.

https://www.facebook.com/vexati0n/posts/545382102145942?ref=notif&notif_t=feed_comment

BRB stealing all your ~personal informations~

But no that thread was fucking hilarious, thanks for sharing! 

Me, making the case (I think) for a united Europe.

HOLY SHIT YOU'RE ADORABLE.

/suddenly feels very old

So I'm probably not going to be coming back ever again. I just didn't want to be a dick and not say goodbye

Really sorry to hear that, dude.

Thanks for NIGHTMARES FOREVER, chimes.

Nice drawman argument, Freeky.

WELL PLAYED, GOOD SIR. 

That thread is why the horrormirth emote was invented, right?

Here's my study corner:

That is rockin'!

I've just enrolled to study law.

Where is the *shitting myself* emoticon?

Law school or something else?

A Bachelor of Laws, yep. I think it works a little different in the US but here it's a 4-year undergrad course and then the bar exam to qualify to practice.

WHOOOOOOOO!!! Good for you!

Good luck!

Thanks, Nigel and Garbo!!   

Holy shit, you'll be rich beyond my wildest dreams 

When I told my mum I was enrolling she was all "How could you possibly make more money than you do now?!" By having no morals, mum, obviously.