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#61
Quote from: Luna on July 26, 2012, 10:30:54 PM
Go, Mitt, go!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2179309/Mayor-Boris-Johnson-attacking-Mitt-Romney-Olympic-torch-arrives-London.html

QuoteMitt Romney suffered yet another humiliation as he was jeered by thousands of Brits tonight after London's mayor publicly mocked the presidential hopeful's gaffe over the UK's ability to host the Olympics.

It capped a disastrous day in London for Romney after he kicked off his first foreign tour - as an entire city has appeared to turn against him.

Speaking in front of 60,000 assembled in Hyde Park at a concert to mark the end of the Olympic Torch relay, Mayor Boris Johnson used Romney's earlier remarks as a rallying cry.

He shouted to the crowd: 'There's guy called Mitt Romney who wants to know if we are ready. Are we ready? Yes we are!'

Nothing like kicking off your tour in a country you insulted in an interview...

This brings a huge smile to my face.
#62
Quote from: Gen. Disregard on July 26, 2012, 01:02:07 PM
Oh, that should turn out, well, interesting.  Probably in a bloody carwreck kind of way.

Remakes often do turn out in similar ways in the filmaking biz.
#63
Quote from: Bruce Twiddleton on July 26, 2012, 10:33:48 PM
Well that and my tendency to pull muscles on my right side...

I can make muscle cramp's on command in my right foot.
#65
Quote from: The Dark Monk on July 26, 2012, 09:50:15 PM
Why are you a bear?

I may as well ask, why are you a human?

I just am.

NEXT!
#66
You guys in the states with your recent huge spike in warm weather and this massive amount of rain and sudden sunny spot after a drought here in the uk is all extremely odd, surely these events can't be put down to global warming or any kind of similar science mumbo jumbo to make us feel bad and rob us of our money to change it cant be responsible.

For example, bird species that either are out of season or just plain not supposed to turn up here in the UK have been turning up.

What do you think?   :|
#67
Two vast and trunkless legs of stone / Re: LOUD
July 26, 2012, 08:35:25 PM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on July 26, 2012, 08:32:45 PM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 26, 2012, 08:30:58 PM
Interesting note:  When I don't want it LOUD, I want it utterly, completely silent.

There's no in-between.

Oh yes, definitely.

That is very true.
#68
Two vast and trunkless legs of stone / Re: LOUD
July 26, 2012, 08:27:02 PM
Im quiet and everybody else in my family is loud.

What gives?
#69
Hmm i can see your point but if you ask me, your pleas may be falling on deaf ears.

#70
This "Daruko" fellow sounds interesting...
#71
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on July 26, 2012, 07:36:31 PM
Daruko is dead... long live Daruko!  :lulz:

Who?

And if you are going to blame anybody for me being here, blame cris.
#72
*apologies if Ive dug this up for little reason but i have something to contribute*

This reminds me of a story of in which a deathrow prisoner (lol did autocorrect say parishoner?) in America as a final act, gave up his last meal, giving the request to feed the homeless salad or something similar (I heard this a while ago) needless to say that they denied the request and fried him in quicker time than usual.

Funnily enough, once he was "brown bread" vegetarian pizza's were dished out across multiple states to the homeless coincidentially whether it was the state listening to the prisioners wishes or just a do-gooder who caught wind of this and carried out his final wish nobody knows.
#73
Two vast and trunkless legs of stone / Re: LOUD
July 26, 2012, 07:14:34 PM
Quote from: Luna on July 26, 2012, 07:12:53 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on July 26, 2012, 05:01:58 PM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 26, 2012, 04:59:02 PM
Quote from: Alty on July 26, 2012, 04:55:47 PM
I get this loudness. One of the reasons the ex did not like being around me is because, well, sometimes I get a little agitated. Every now and again I can get a little yelly.

When people went quiet in our house, it meant something bad happened.  Same with my household now.  Keeling and I are always bellowing at each other.

So I associate "quiet" with "the sort of trouble I can't solve with head-butting".

I grew up in the opposite setting.  It was always quiet.  Hell, after dinner we would all gather in the living room and read books together.  Not the same book, mind you.  We would all sit in the living room, reading our own books, to ourselves.  Occasionally, dad would put on some Bach, or Mozart.

Mrs LMNO, who came from a TV family, kind of freaked out the first time she experienced that.  She calls it "social reading".

Dad and I would do that, while Mom and little brother watched TV.

Nobody yelled at my house.  I honestly can't recall my parents ever yelling.  It left me somewhat handicapped when dealing with arguments later in life.

I'm getting better.

I'm envious of your silence, noise has given me nothing but trouble.
#74
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on July 26, 2012, 06:49:34 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on July 26, 2012, 06:46:30 PM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on July 26, 2012, 06:44:28 PM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 26, 2012, 06:42:19 PM
LINE UP TO GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE, ASSHOLES!   :lulz:

No thanks.

Yeah. Yesterday was Trollbear day, today Is for other stuff. I don't have anything else to say to him except "GO GET US SOME BEER".
If there's nothing else happening here I'll fuck off on facebook if I have to.

Bit late for that. Everybody itt is guilty of making today trollbear day.

Normally in self indulgant trollbear fashion id be flattered but i do feel guilt and shame about what i have been doing recently.
#75
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on July 26, 2012, 06:32:44 PM
Quote from: Sir Bearington on July 26, 2012, 06:20:00 PM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 26, 2012, 06:18:02 PM
Quote from: Luna on July 26, 2012, 06:12:33 PM
Quote from: Sir Bearington on July 25, 2012, 06:49:48 PM
Its frustrating to say the least.

You're trying too hard.  Relax.  Read more, go through the old threads... and remember that people will take a load more shit from people they know than the new guy.

After the IANAR-esque "you should be positive toward me when I make fucked up remarks" thing, I think it may be too late.

Not because anyone's particularly butthurt, but because Trollbear won't change because he CAN'T change.  He's basically an aspie who HAS to be a jackass, because he has no other social skills whatsoever.

There is absolutely no gain to be had by bothering with him.

Pretty much this.

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Anything i can do to convince you otherwise?

*Posting isnt getting me anywhere, maybe i should be making more threads. They seem to be popular.*

Stop acting like a jackass, stop saying how hard it is for you to act like a biped having come from FG, apologize AND be sorry for pretending that your useless crap posts are serious debate posts, stop being a fucking special snowflake aspie,  and, above all, SHUT UP.

Uhuh, uhuh ok.

Im sorry for being a jackass and maybe exaggerating by a small fraction more than appropriate how difficult everything was for me and i am deeply sorry for the shite that rolls off my toungue as of late.

Oh and i will actually shut my mouth.

(Being a aspie is nothing i can change by my own will FYI but ill try to be less of a "special snowflake")