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Only bronies will be able to understand what this picture truly means.

When I first came out to my brony friend as a Discordian, they sent me this picture.

Art by JoeyWaggoner on dA

I'm not sure if I should ask. Are you a Mannequin Molester like real doll that has come to life and attacks people, or some shady guy who hangs around in department stores after they close

Ah, that is my own mystery. In time, all shall be revealed. Or nothing shall be revealed. I haven't decided yet.

#14 welder's glass unable to be located. Is a knotted rope blindfold a good enough substitute?

HMM.

Of course, I have to figure out what it is now.

Lemons marry no one?
Loser meaning no offence?
Lucky martyrs never officiate?
Lieutenant Moriarty Noodle-Omen?

Ok, I cheated. Google has informed me that it's supposed to stand for "Leave My Name Out" or "Laughing My Nuts Off". Whether or not it actually stands for either of those, they're probably both true anyway.

Greetings, y'all!

In my experiences on this earth, I have learnt that I am "extremely weird" and "random" and "cringey" and that "it's not socially acceptable to be yourself in a company of more than three close friends". And so, I turn to Discordianism (and the Welcome to Night Vale podcast) to find myself. And my socks. I don't where they went either.

And please, call me St. Mannie. Or any other nickname you deem appropriate.

My favorite welcome to Nightvale is the "If he had lived" episode about JFK surviving the assassination, and decades, centuries, Millennia of his rule after.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8QGHTtNyx8
My personal theory is that JFK is the Distant Prince.

I haven't seen that episode yet. I'm only up to 38. If I listen to it now would it still make sense within the plot, or should I catch up choronologically?

And greetings, LMNO! What does that even stand for? Does it stand for anything?

To all my Australian Discordians:

Scott Morrison, a.k.a. Scomo, released an announcement this morning. No more than 100 people in an enclosed space, don't hoard stuff, and don't go overseas. We are stuck on our itty bitty island, back to being prisoners like the convicts before us. Also, he's going to keep the schools open as long as he can.

https://www.theaustralian.com.au/world/coronavirus-australia-live-updates-aussies-ordered-home-new-restrictions-in-bars/news-story/13fd59d3b5d3f74e46f986bf1302e066

Greetings, y'all!

In my experiences on this earth, I have learnt that I am "extremely weird" and "random" and "cringey" and that "it's not socially acceptable to be yourself in a company of more than three close friends". And so, I turn to Discordianism (and the Welcome to Night Vale podcast) to find myself. And my socks. I don't where they went either.

And please, call me St. Mannie. Or any other nickname you deem appropriate.

True, true, true. It HAS crossed my mind before, but who has time to ponder beyond a passing thought here and there? Besides, everyone who knows the answer is dead, so we will just sit here, sip our full cream milk, screech at the neighbours every hour and ponder some more.