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Hi my name is Cramulus and this is Jackass

[blasts his own laptop with a fire hose]


Mr. Scrid, I'll have a Tequilla Mockingbird. Make it a pentuple.

How d'you do Mr Cramulus & thank you for thinking of my cat's penis. She doesn't have one but she appreciates the gesture.

Oh hey there is an introductions thread. I just never found it till now. Guess I ought to have looked sooner.

Too late?

https://youtu.be/pgIR3GU_5sw

Oh yeah sorry. Was quite stoned.
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The Second was The White Rose Resistance. Students at a Munich University, in the heart of the Nazi home ground. Hans & Sophie Scholl were siblings & they printed an illicit paper which they distributed in the wee hours of the morning after printing it in the University print shop after everyone else had left. They lambasted Mein Kampf from a literary as well as ideological perspective. They published battle casualty statistics from British & Russian sources. Reported on U-boat & battleship sinkings. Talked of concentration camps.

They were guillotined in 1943. Hans' last words were
"Es lebe die Freiheit!"  (Long live freedom)

When they died Hans was 22 & Sophie had just turned 20. 16 other members were executed over the next three months & 13 more sentenced to between 6 months & 10 years in prison.

I'm reminded of an old NY Anarchist collective motto. "Flower power won't fight fascist power. All you need is dynamite"

Oh I'm sure he's sacrificed some underling. He's not averse to throwing anyone under the bus to save his own saggy arse. Made a career out of it. Well out of that & nicking..

Now I think at this time, as the foundations are laid for rise of The Turd Reich, everyone should read a fabulous early 20th century novel called The Berlin of Sally Bowles by Christopher Isherwood.

Lovely depiction of what happens to a dying imperial power's society when the rabble is hungry enough to be thoroughly roused.

There was quite a good Broadway show of it as well. But do read the book.

https://youtu.be/lv0jav4lNsk

There needs to be a lot more of this.

In Nazi Germany the two strongest forces of resistance to the Brownshirts were the jazz fans. Jazz was one of the first things the one balled arsehole banned as it was black music. (Echoes of this in the Bad Bunny fiasco at the Super bowl) Kids took wind up gramophones to parks & beaches to dance in overt acts of public rebellion. They fought running battles with Hitler Youth & SA units. Often utilising those gramophones as weapons.

Florida kids have taken up the cudgel. Don't be like the German parents were & let them stand alone against tyranny.

https://www.facebook.com/reel/2069178570572909

Germany's signalling they'll boycott the World Cup. Scandinavians have started to recall that they're Vikings & talking about the regional alliance they'll form when the North Atlantic Terrorist Organisation crumbles. Today the Mango Madman announced he's closing the Kennedy Center (Sorry the Trump/Kennedy Center). Bibles are replacing biology textbooks again in public schools way down south in Dixie. Libraries are being defunded to the degree that they've outstripped fucking Goebbels in the book burning stakes 11 people are confirmed to have been summarily executed in Main Street USA & they admit to 40 detainees being "missing" in the system. Not deported, not released & no longer in custody. 
Thus far only between 5-8% of the people who have been detained by ICE have any kind of a criminal record.

Does anyone still believe you're voting your way out of this shit show in the Midterms when Dems in the House have just voted again to continue ICE funding?



I bet that Second Amendment is looking a lot shinier now. This cunt's gonna make PolPot seem like an eccentric high school teacher who let his hobby farm got a bit out of hand.

https://youtu.be/cD0Rf-N_FVE

 

Like we needed the average human concentration span shortened, amirite?

Sure I could me mad at the platforms & tech oligarch's pushing short form AI slop out to maximise profits. But that's what they do.
The consumer is totally responsible however for not resisting the fuck out of their algorithmic cuntfuckery.

But they don't because they're all living in Dumbfuckistan now...and that was a choice.

https://youtu.be/pM6RAz9BE2A?list=RDmPpGp_J3z2A

Mr Trump goes to Washington & political satire gets real, eh?

https://youtu.be/ahzNnXex5fY

Hey I found the ad.

It was a Nancy Reagan backed campaign to keep the kiddies safe until Her husband & George Bush Snr could kill us all in a "Winnable Nuclear War" in which they estimated that only 9 million East Germans would die.
Yeah they said that.

The Beach Boys helped her run that Just Say No campaign btw. Oh how we laughed.

https://youtu.be/GOnENVylxPI

It was an old just say no to drugs slogan from the 80s. Had a pan with a raw egg in it. Then a pan with a cooked egg. It was fucking retarded & we all laughed uproariously at it. Then went & took drugs.

I can't find the other thread I post music in so have this to be goin' on with. I cba looking any longer.

https://youtu.be/VSYPecZI_AI

This is your brain
This is your brain on chemtrails
Report suspicious aviation routes

Well the Rapture came & went again without so much as tree frog falling from the canopy & Gazans are still dying.
Current mood:

https://youtu.be/y0LoATTcoJs

'Tis Zaraday, the 5th day of the season of Bureaucracy, and this time it's in the Year of Our Lady of Discord 3191. So, 'tis once again time to honor and celebrate the Patron Saint of The Season of Bureaucracy, Apostle Zarathud.

Still, that's unlikely to happen around here. I doubt there are any religious practitioners anywhere in the world today who are more apathetic than Discordians.

Hail Eris! All Hail Discordia Anyway!

Surely Eris isn't a date keeper? Seems rather antithetical to the purposes of chaos to be obediently observing anniversaries. Js.

See? there's load of room here for Billy & me.

https://youtu.be/8goNLEWyNPQ

Is there not a song thread in this mausoleum?

https://youtu.be/xFNC8HaUUsk

Yes, but you need to be a level 3 poster to see it.

That's OK. I'm happy enough here.

https://youtu.be/wkUGDYjYgMs