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Once again....

1. Ok fine. You didn't say that I was Amish.
2. I'd still like to point out that it reads, "Long Live The Amish". That doesn't say they use computers either.

Doctor,

   1. You're right. Amish don't use computers.
   2. When did I say I was Amish? That reads, "Long Live The Amish". No where in that do I claim to be Amish.
   3. Who is the clueless one now?

Oh yeah. Forgot to ask you one last thing, Doctor...

Your "fart joke" picture was posted in a manner that appears to be replying to something already said. I saw vomit pictures and some guy in a hospital. I didn't see anything to do with "boss" or farting. So what was it that you were trying to achieve with that?

Dear Doctor,

        Would you like finish your list? Why begin a numbered list when you only have one thing to say?

What the fucking Jesus Christ is that???
Holy god that bitch is nasty.

      Dear Ugly,

                    Who was it that, when you mother was pregnant with you, drop kicked her down the stairs and dragged her back up on her stomach, and drop kicked her again?

                                                                                  Sincerely,
                                                                        The Extremely Horrified

And also...

            Dear Doctor,

                             Please explain to me what exactly farts, and throwing up have in common. Because I don't see the connection.

                                                                           Sincerely,
                                                                The Extremely Dumbfounded