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First, I'm only kind of back, I'm really too busy to keep up with the internet.

Okay, has anyone ever read the Phantom Tollbooth? It's a really good book, and I first read it in middle school. I just bought my own copy and have been rereading it, and thinking it's very Discordian. Then I came across this in chp 10 page 125

Be a good fellow and watch my orchestra till morning will you? And be sure to wake me at 5:23 for sunrise. Good night ....

the time is too random for this to have been an accident... mn

Coke is bad for you...

LIVING is bad for you! It causes you to die    So you might as well coke it up while your still here.

DAMN GIRL...YOU REALLY ARE COOL SHIT, AREN'T YOU?

What, are you 'net stalking me now?

NAH, I'M TOO LAZY FOR ALL THAT. I'M JUST CONTINUALLY SURPRISED WHEN I FIND ONE MORE PERSON THAT DOESN'T SUCK AT LIFE.

ah okay, then that's not so bad, and FYI starfishes don't have lips, so we can't suck at anything  :P

Coke is bad for you...

LIVING is bad for you! It causes you to die    So you might as well coke it up while your still here.

DAMN GIRL...YOU REALLY ARE COOL SHIT, AREN'T YOU?

What, are you 'net stalking me now?

Coke is bad for you...

LIVING is bad for you! It causes you to die    So you might as well coke it up while your still here.

Dear Eldora,

I don't know about Diet Coke with Splenda, but Zorga and I have both tried the Diet Coke with Lime.
We hated it.

Bella

The diet with lime is a bit much, but I like it every now and then.  The new one with Splenda is pretty good, I finally found it this weekend and tried for the first time.

Coke w/Splenda = Coke Zero? Or is that something different? Coke Zero was okay, kind of tasted like C2

I haven't told a guy I've liked in a long while b/c of this, just been waiting for him to tell me. But that's not working either. I'm thinking of just becoming a nun  

Or a lesbian.

Hey um star
you go that route, feel free to look me up my dear...  

Oh, if I could just switch teams I would would so hook up with you dear  

'Cuz you obviously intimidate them with your uber-hawtness.

Either that, or you need to stop using the anchovy mouthwash.

I try to tone down the hawtness    and my breath is soooo minty fresh ~.^

Dear Starfish,

Try not telling them you like them. People are shallow and some guys enjoy the chase more than they appreciate how lucky they are to have the affection of someone wonderful like you.

I haven't told a guy I've liked in a long while b/c of this, just been waiting for him to tell me. But that's not working either. I'm thinking of just becoming a nun  

Why do guys led me on? They flirt, go out of their way to talk or sit next to me, are uber nice, and then when I start liking them and tell them so, they act all "I don't see you that way"

Blue footed boobies crack me up

I wonder why boobies is in their name...

Everyone's always Cthulhu this and Cthulhu that, but no one ever says anything about Nyarlathotep. Am I the only who who likes Nyarlathotep?











(not saying Cthulhu isn't cool or anything...)

or i lied about my orgsams with you.

This is the best name ever. Revenge is sweet.

I kind of like that name too, I think I'll use it if I ever I write a poem about how small some guys dick is  

Malaul -the namer of things

lol if you need anything named, just pray to Saint Malaul ... or IM her if you can get in touch  

LOLOLOL


Oh gods
Saint Malaul!!!!


I LOVE IT!!!        

 I don't know why we didn't saint you sooner, I mean, I sainted my self a hella long time ago XD

Malaul -the namer of things

lol if you need anything named, just pray to Saint Malaul ... or IM her if you can get in touch  

you










thats it just YOU

I like that idea  

Name it after the person you are referencing. Use a nickname if you must.

I was thinking of that, but I don't want that person to know it's about them...