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::puts couch out::

If there is no couch how will I get it on with the corpses in the audience?
Dumb Enrico. Think ahead next time!

::pokes head out from behind curtain::

Shecky was never more popular than Ike, that another story he is fabricate in his book. Diabo know the truth about Shecky in prison, Diabo mistaken for man and put in cell next to Shecky, that how we meet.

::wakes up from drunk stupor, moves TGRR off her back, struggles for a bit as one of TGRR's button's has caught in Diabo's back hair::

Phhffff...Tyra...that beyotch...she try to make bouncy bouncy with Enrico for long time. I TOLD him she is just a man with fake boobies, but would he listen? Diabo know all about sex change, how you think I got THIS body? HUH?
Husband never listen to wife. That is why Enrico and Diabo cannot be. Also because Diabo put poison in Enrico's beans and toast. Make him look like Viktor Yushchenko for two years! Was fun! ::giggles::

That was mistake, so is different.

Enrico did not know that you could not whip out lizard on a bridge and piss into river in Iraq.  His member frightened the peoples.  

The riots in Salazore were art.

(wipes tear from eye) So beautiful. All that blood. (wipes another tear from eye)

. . . thanks?

Picture is next to snapshot of Enrico's anus!!! That is biggest honour there is in Salazore!

Diabo think she have technical difficulties. This be the picture I is talking about Enrico--go to page, is almost on bottom.

What you want from Diabo? Is miracle Diabo know how to write!

http://hoopladoodle.blogspot.com/2005_10_01_hoopladoodle_archive.html

(with distracted, twisted look on her face)
How Diabo love Hugh, let her count the ways
Diabo love Hugh to the high decibels of prostitutes screaming from double penetration
For that is what Diabo pay them for
Diabo love Hugh to the level of rat blood she collect every day
And drink by candlelight
Diabo love Hugh freely, as men strive to run away from Diabo's crotch smell
Diabo love Hugh impurely, as men vomit after Diabo force their face in her vag
Diabo love Hugh with passion so terrible...

(Leans over to woman in audience who is bent over and crying.)

Why you cry? You no like poem? Oh, your ears is bleeding. Is ok. Diabo likes deaf beeyotches. They is make good lovers. Better to be blind, deaf and no have sense of smell, but Diabo know you can't have everything.

But look at how lovely Hugh is, he have everything Diabo wants.
Look at his big knife!! Diabo like.

I'm glad you enjoyed that Diabo - I wasn't sure if you would recognize yourself since you were so hammered when that picture was taken.

It's not the best likeness, I missed a few chins I think.

Is okay, Diabo cut off those chins with rusty razor last week. She no miss them!

Is excellent picture. But better still was picture of Aunt Bessie, Diabo put that picture on back of toilet, is big honour in Salazore.

<forces 18 hostages to drop pancies and get ready for Diabo and Enrico's explication of finnish culture to them>

Hmm...these nice, Diabo appreciate the gesture, but no hair on ass? Is no good. Diabo will wait for you Hugh. You is my true love now.
(leers at camera 2 making lens crack)

Ha.

No boobs.  No lurcas.  No blood.  No death.  No Enrico.

Is garbage heap.

You no talk Enrico!! The Baron do a lovely portrait of Diabo (at least Diabo thinks is her) before the make over, of course.

http://hoopladoodle.blogspot.com/2005/11/on-corner-dreaming.html

Alright.  Finnish Kissing.

Drop your drawers, and make you legs into figure 8.  Enrico will get poolcue and we can begin.

Oooh, pool cue, even more fun than Diabo remember!

Shecky - come back!

It was time for some random comedy bit . . .

Eh.  Is ok, nothing was written anyway, Hugh stabbed all the writers to death.  All we have now is Baron von Hoopla - and believe Enrico nobody wants to read his shit.

Perhaps Diabo and Hugh should begin to French Kiss?

Nah. I don't do that French crap.

It's Finnish all the way, baby!

Alright!!! Diabo love Finnish kissing. That is when man drop his pance and bend over right?

Come here you little puss donut!

*gags*

Good Lord!  That smells like hobo semen...

*runs off stage like wounded little girl*

(giggles from the floor)

Shecky find out Diabo's secret!!

(continues dancing)

<stabbinates 23 audience members>

<disappears in a cloud of tequila vapors>

Woo hoo!!! Look, is a party in audience!!

This Diabo's favourite part of show.

(gets off stage to do the twist in pools of blood on the floor)

Schecky!
Diabo miss you! Come here give Diabo a kiss.

(barfs in Shecky's face)

Why you back away, Diabo say give me a kiss!!!

<shoots a former hostage>

Oh look Enrico, so cute! Hostage make poomp in pance. Still twitching! Ha ha ha.