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Get a degree/certification in IT.  Make about 50k to post on PD and surf wikipedia while on the clock, and in the 70-100 ranges, if you're willing to cut down posting time to werk MOAR.  Have you tried turning it on again and off again?

LOL Sharkey, he's such a character.  I was planning on voting for him in his last campaign but nasty business about a criminal record or somesuch nonsense prevented that from taking place.  He wants to start as governor and eventually go on to presidency... and then the world.  Do you think america is ready for a vampire in office?  Would you support legislation guaranteeing equal rights to vampiric americans?

tell me, good reverend, 'cause i need to know

I'm and american larper... and im eating olive garden leftovers as i watch.... ARGHH dis LARP is broken, eet iz useless!

THIS IS MY GANG




DOES ANYBODY HAVE A PROBLEM???

ooh ooh i want to join!  i have skill in small guns, lockpick and melee weapons

now all the LARPers are going to make fun of me 

Jiminy Christmas Eve in a padlocked sweatbox

We'll have to venture deep into spooky depths of a rectum to get shecky back, and maybe get high in the process.   It looks like im the only one who can do this

oh, and bring back Enrico

Dear Enrico,
Will you autograph my first-edition copy of "Do Like This, Slut!"?  Please write "To Not Red Ame, my biggest influence, thanks for letting me research on you for my book"
I want you to know that I am voting for you as the next governor of Minnesota. The only reason I register to vote is to write your name in. If I could vote for the pope, I'd write your name in for that too.
Viva la cultural revolution
NRA

question - does this nemesis/buddy thing apply to only this thread, or can i round up an internet posse and jump nigel in some digitally-shaded corner when shes least expecting it?

a/s/l?

Professor!  My nemesis is broken!

Don't make me start talkin in Scottish English.

You won't like it.

Now listen ya numpty bampot, youve got a tongue that would clip clouts and a face that could make an onion greet ... away and bile yur heed!


PS Yer maw's got a dick and yer da's jealous

It requires a surgical operation to get a joke well into a Scotsman's understanding.

Understand this, Scotsman: You are on my enemies list.

NRA
Kicking names, and taking ass

I need more arrows!


Mr. Suu barely posts here and he has more friends than me! 

I'll be your additional half-buddy, Suu, and our buddyship will be an arrowtacular nightmare!  Just join my anti-nigel coalition.  Nigel sounds Australian.  In America, only the successful writer is important, in France all writers are important, in England no writer is important, and in Australia you have to explain what a writer is.

ooh sickburn take that Australia, and doubly take that Nigel!