Get a degree/certification in IT. Make about 50k to post on PD and surf wikipedia while on the clock, and in the 70-100 ranges, if you're willing to cut down posting time to werk MOAR. Have you tried turning it on again and off again?
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#2
Apple Talk / Re: Vampire runs for Governor
May 11, 2010, 12:42:56 AM
LOL Sharkey, he's such a character. I was planning on voting for him in his last campaign but nasty business about a criminal record or somesuch nonsense prevented that from taking place. He wants to start as governor and eventually go on to presidency... and then the world. Do you think america is ready for a vampire in office? Would you support legislation guaranteeing equal rights to vampiric americans?
#3
Apple Talk / Re: ATTN MORTALS: Post ITT, and get your Official Holy Name™.
January 05, 2010, 04:29:32 AM
tell me, good reverend, 'cause i need to know
#4
Apple Talk / Re: American LARPers get called out ... hard
October 29, 2009, 02:59:46 PM
I'm and american larper... and im eating olive garden leftovers as i watch.... ARGHH dis LARP is broken, eet iz useless!
#6
Apple Talk / Re: This Forum...
March 29, 2009, 02:15:40 AM
THIS IS MY GANG
DOES ANYBODY HAVE A PROBLEM???
DOES ANYBODY HAVE A PROBLEM???
#7
Apple Talk / Re: This Forum...
March 29, 2009, 12:41:20 AM
ooh ooh i want to join! i have skill in small guns, lockpick and melee weapons
#8
Bring and Brag / Re: Suu's Thread-Jack
July 27, 2008, 02:28:22 AM
now all the LARPers are going to make fun of me 
#9
Apple Talk / Re: Dangers of Modern Living A-Z
June 03, 2008, 10:41:33 PM
Jiminy Christmas Eve in a padlocked sweatbox
#10
Apple Talk / Re: Into The Night With Enrico And So-Called Friends
April 18, 2008, 01:18:01 AM
We'll have to venture deep into spooky depths of a rectum to get shecky back, and maybe get high in the process. It looks like im the only one who can do this
oh, and bring back Enrico
oh, and bring back Enrico
#11
Apple Talk / Re: Enrico MUST DIE
April 04, 2008, 03:24:13 AM
Dear Enrico,
Will you autograph my first-edition copy of "Do Like This, Slut!"? Please write "To Not Red Ame, my biggest influence, thanks for letting me research on you for my book"
I want you to know that I am voting for you as the next governor of Minnesota. The only reason I register to vote is to write your name in. If I could vote for the pope, I'd write your name in for that too.
Viva la cultural revolution
NRA
Will you autograph my first-edition copy of "Do Like This, Slut!"? Please write "To Not Red Ame, my biggest influence, thanks for letting me research on you for my book"
I want you to know that I am voting for you as the next governor of Minnesota. The only reason I register to vote is to write your name in. If I could vote for the pope, I'd write your name in for that too.
Viva la cultural revolution
NRA
#12
Apple Talk / Re: Nemesis and Buddy Redux
March 29, 2008, 12:10:35 AMQuote from: Nigel on March 28, 2008, 09:12:45 PMQuote from: Not Red Ame on March 27, 2008, 06:18:59 PM
question - does this nemesis/buddy thing apply to only this thread, or can i round up an internet posse and jump nigel in some digitally-shaded corner when shes least expecting it?
a/s/l?
Professor! My nemesis is broken!
#13
Apple Talk / Re: Nemesis and Buddy Redux
March 27, 2008, 11:24:51 PMQuote from: Payne on March 27, 2008, 10:55:56 PM
Don't make me start talkin in Scottish English.
You won't like it.
Now listen ya numpty bampot, youve got a tongue that would clip clouts and a face that could make an onion greet ... away and bile yur heed!
PS Yer maw's got a dick and yer da's jealous
#14
Apple Talk / Re: Nemesis and Buddy Redux
March 27, 2008, 10:50:22 PM
It requires a surgical operation to get a joke well into a Scotsman's understanding.
Understand this, Scotsman: You are on my enemies list.
NRA
Kicking names, and taking ass
Understand this, Scotsman: You are on my enemies list.
NRA
Kicking names, and taking ass
#15
Apple Talk / Re: Nemesis and Buddy Redux
March 27, 2008, 09:50:56 PMQuote from: Suu Fett on March 27, 2008, 05:19:50 PM
I need more arrows!
Mr. Suu barely posts here and he has more friends than me!
I'll be your additional half-buddy, Suu, and our buddyship will be an arrowtacular nightmare! Just join my anti-nigel coalition. Nigel sounds Australian. In America, only the successful writer is important, in France all writers are important, in England no writer is important, and in Australia you have to explain what a writer is.
ooh sickburn take that Australia, and doubly take that Nigel!