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Yes, lay down there next to Fred, and thank her for saving your miserable life you beautiful faggot.

Answer, Fartre.

Your nuts and the future.  What happens when you have 5 large nuts and poop is 5 inches long?



JPF

Enrico was telling you to wait your turn, slut.  

And, believe Enrico when he tells you he knows all about gassing people.  It was a hobby as a child.

So.  Should we set up a ring and allow you and LMNO to bitch-fight?

He is the bitch, yes.


JPF

Wait your turn slut.  This chat show is run like Salazore was in Enrico's heyday, with an iron fist in a velvet glove.

Where were we?

Yes.  Ken and Barbie.  Enrico hates them, they live in aparment next door and are all the time having swingers parties without inviting Enrico.  Is just rude.

What you said about Enrico's nuts?!

Yes, slut must wait turn.  Tell your mom to make you lunch.


Oh, if K+B do not invite to parties, flatus must be forced upon them.  I can show you how to gas-attack others.... is simple use of hammer and tube.

K+B?  It's a sign from god.


JPF

::offstage::

Booo!  Get off the stage!

DOESN'T GET THE JOKE!

Enrico, who is this dumb-dumb?  Why does he talk like goon all the time?

Perhaps we should count the letters in his post to tell us mysteries of the universe?


Back to the dumpster, partial-alphabet loser.  Chao!


JPF


p.s. where were we, Enrico?

Again with the french.  It sounds like you are trying to scrape peanut butter off top of your mouth.  Why no try a language with some class, like Salazorian . . . listen "Egatzo slug murnoneevo blat".

Now, THAT is poetry, faggot.

Strangely, though, shit is used in Salazore as method of telling future.  Depending on how many nuts are in there can tell a lot about where you have been, and where you are going.

Do you like Ken better?  Or Barbie?

Barbie is less good because she stays away from dairy and legumes - cannot see future well from her flatus.

Ken: she's anatomy like that partial-alphabet's..... non-existent.  

I enjoy your talk of nuts.  Tell me how nuts can help us see the divine.  I know is your show but please forgive.

A salute to your nuts!



JPF

Enrico is going to tell you upfront that he doesn't speak French.  Not even tiny bit.  Even common phrases such as "Au contraire" Enrico will reword as "No, slut, Enrico disagrees."

So.  Your casual french usage will go nowhere with Enrico.

Now.  Tell Enrico why flatulance makes you giggle so.  We all let out floofs, why should it be funny?  Is there not ugly people we could be mocking instead?

Go nowhere?  C'est dommage.  I don't know what you mean mais ca ne me derange pas.

The flatulence, she is my connection to the Divine.  I have researched the Cabalah and have elimated all mystic and occult references to numbers and letters and have replaced them with smells.  You see, early Cabalah was based on smell, the OLDEST sense, you see?  Once you get to the original meaning, the world becomes clear as glass as a result.

It was very surprising to JPF that people do not fart more to see into future and decode god's gift to the man.  I once farted and saw thee lotto numbers for next 2 weeks.  I am now rich philosophe as a result.  For those practising old/archaic ways, movies and music are necessary to supplement income.  Is a shame, yes?  Worst of all are those that really think Cabalah with numbers tells them anything of use.   I teach it to my child (3 yrs, merci) and he laughs all the day.  But when he sits on 'throne', he is very serious for he sees future in his olfaction.


JPF

And we are back.

Enrico's next guest has been promoting fart jokes and French all over PD.com for the last couple weeks, Enrico is of course speaking about Jean Paul Fartre!

Come on out Jean Paul!

Bonjour, bonjour.  Very happy indeed to be here chez vous.

A Kabbbbbbbbalist salute to all!


JPF

How?

Wait, your whole point was whether or not a system of game rules that subjectively applies percentages of truth can be divided infinitely?






Wow, that was really stupid.

Prove it.

JPF

You aren't catching my drift.

Possibilities seem to be maybes?
Does ML mean that inifity may not be infinity?


JPF

Infinity is a concept, dummy.  A definition.

We may think a thing is infinite, and be wrong, however.

Does it seem possible for an infinite number of possibilities to exist?

JPF

You can, if you,Äôd like.  I,Äôm more subjective.  The point is that it,Äôs not a ,Äúyes/no,Äù dichotomy, it,Äôs a ,Äúmore than/less than,Äù evaluation.

I guess what I want to know is: if every possible scenario is still a possibility, does that mean that 100% chance (of something happening and something not happening) is divided infinitely?

I don,Äôt see why not.  But much like in physics, you,Äôll get a large chunk of the 100% divided among a handful of things, and an extremely small fraction of a percent taken up by everything else.

I was asking specifically ABOUT the more/less thing and your last paragraph answered my question.

FINALLY

Now we can get on with our day(s).  That took a bit didn't it?

JPF

You aren't catching my drift.

Possibilities seem to be maybes?
Does ML mean that inifity may not be infinity?


JPF

Essentially, you seem to be trying to fold ML in on itself and make it implode, but ML easily encompasses itself in a very clear manner.

As far as posssibilities are concerned, do you think that there are ways to deduce what degree of probability can be associated with any idea?  Does everything end up having an equal possibility of occuring or is there still a difference in possibilities?

What I mean is: your pen is dropping.  There's an infinitesimal chance of it becoming a brown dwarf and a more likely chance it it hitting the ground.  Can you measure that still?  Can you say that hitting the ground has a greater chance of happening than brown dwarf-morph?  If so, how do you measure that with ML?

Does that make sense?

,Äúnot true/kinda true/more true than that/pretty awfully convinced that this is most likely true,Äù
-- Can we provide percentages or is thaat impossible?

I guess what I want to know is: if every possible scenario is still a possibility, does that mean that 100% chance (of something happening and something not happening) is divided infinitely?


JPF

Times have changed, And we've often rewound the clock, Since the Puritans got a shock, When they landed on Plymouth Rock. If today, Any shock they should try to stem, 'Stead of landing on Plymouth Rock, Plymouth Rock would land on them. In olden days a glimpse of stocking Was looked on as something shocking, But now, God knows, Anything Goes. Good authors too who once knew better words, Now only use four letter words Writing prose, Anything Goes. The world has gone mad today And good's bad today, And black's white today, And day's night today, When most guys today That women prize today Are just silly gigolos And though I'm not a great romancer I know that I'm bound to answer When you propose, Anything goes When grandmama whose age is eighty In night clubs is getting matey with gigolo's, Anything Goes.
When mothers pack and leave poor father Because they decide they'd rather be tennis pros, Anything Goes. If driving fast cars you like, If low bars you like, If old hymns you like, If bare limbs you like, If Mae West you like Or me undressed you like, Why, nobody will oppose! When every night, The set that's smart Is intruding in nudist parties in studios, Anything Goes.

Isn't E-Prime the language of ML?


JPF