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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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Or Kill Me / Polemic #1: The militant apathete movement
November 01, 2004, 05:11:08 AM
Votes have been COUNTING for too long.  No WONDER we're up shit creek without a...um BOAT these days.

Votes need to take upon themselves a higher cognitive function than merely demonstrating a kindergarden-level ability to count things.  One fish two fish purple fish glue fish...but I digress, and ye Gods, Goddesses and Gadzooks, but I sure know how to digress today, at this time especially.

Just wait til your votes start running quirky trigonometric functions and writing discourses on philosophistrianism.  And figuring out how to cook the books of billionaire corporati.  THEN, mon freres, our votes shall be "counting" - so to speak (and write, and do arithmetic, and experience omniplasmic cosmoclimactic magmaphilia) in short, express  the sixty-four squillion forms of LOOOOOVE in the extant universe (dun' get me started on the OTHER universes or we'll be here for nineteen and a half forevers.)

We have already gone past the point of no return.  We have already WON.