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Ah well, if LMNO is planning on doing the editing, that saves me the bother.

I take back my offer of help as noted in the Profane Dog.

The Order of the Sensible Templars aka Ordus Templii Sensibilium aka Opposable Thumbs Solution aka Organisms Trained for Subterfuge aka The Order of Tarquif Sorutan aka Other Terrestrial Symbols aka The Fruitcakes Are In The House.

Same cabal, many names.

are you ont eh drugs again ak? or uh dc. uhmmm urgh. brain melting.

again? you never told me I stopped! Best not to eh, how will you ever finish this story if i'm not bollocksed?

so good i come from self-imposed posting exile to praise it.

But aren't we all pyscho's in here?

Could a board be any madder than this?

*punches horab in his ugly Canadian seal-clubbing face

I don't mind really, but it was an opportunity that could not be missed.

Keep it up Horab.

It's quite easy really.

Just dobn;r ask for some kindf of defense becasuse that is way beyonbd my capabilites, althoiug ti am pretty goosd at stuff thsat is wayt beyond my capabilities./..

Hmm, after calculation, it appears that I not only do not need a breast measurement, but I also have no breasts! Perhaps I should eat more fatty foods.

That would involve skulking around in Marks & Spencer, Bella, which only old wrinkly people go to... *shudder*

Dolly Parton sez ambition comes in a cup.

D-Cup? Or is it a G-Cup? I dunno these crazy breast sizing sizes they come up with, myabe I need to spend more time looking at breasts? What do people think about this?

I have an 80's microwave that doesn't even tell you what Wattage it is ANYWHERE (not even on the back) so I reckon I know my microwaves, even with such limited information not to hand.

she liek smy hotdog bun sout of the microwave...

I'm sorry, but I don't believe a fucking word you say!

*blesses Ren & Stimpy*

So, Eris isn't keen on microwaved hot dog buns either then. I have to agree.

If the bubn she got wasn't soggy and falling aparty, would she still advise against eating them? Or is it all one vendors fault for not correctly storing said buns?

I'm sorry, but that doesn't explain anything other than Eris went to a crap Hot Dog Vendor. And there are lots of them.

Burger buns are better at the end of the day. And at the beginning.

Xenoc Invasion!
Hide the Mars Bars, professor,
they love chocolate!

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drink heavily now,
pay for it in the morning:
ow that really hurts!

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