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Zorga wishes to be moderated by her sister.

A ninja scarf!!
That looks even better than the leopard skin print silk scarf Zorga uses to play ninja.

Bell.a! When are you coming back to Montana to play ninja with Zorga again?

Zorga finds that rum works even better than words when it comes to sleeping at night.

See quote in Bella's sig.

Thank you and good point, Agent C.

Please also see quote in Zorga's sig.

No cabal. Zorga is not Discordian.

Bob? Is that you, Bob?

Zorga knew she'd run you to ground one of these days, you bastard.

Zorga is happy now. Thank you both for sharing your love poems with Zorga.

Would you be kind enough to explain the difference?

No. Zorga is not kind.

[not]

First Zorga finds there are no romance novels recommended in the library.
Now I cannot seem to find love poems. What is going on here?

No. Zorga does notmean porn - she means romance.

[trying to get along.]

the world is a sick, sick place.

I'm just trying to get along.

Get along little doggie.

Sorry, too many years in Montana.

ummmm...rum. cheers.

i am well and truely happy now, so those jokes must be top.thanks

Cheers. Zorga is glad you are well and truly happy, but here is one more joke anyway.

A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons.
The stewardess looks at him and says, 'I am sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger.'

Zorga also wants to say that Eldora is quite correct.
You may rest, but you may not stop.
Even Zorga has had to rest many many times.

Here, have some of my rum. It will get the fires going again.

Here's a very bad joke for you.
Cheer up or Zorga will be forced to tell you one bad joke for each of her ex-husbands - and that's a lot of jokes!

"The Dalai Llama has a toothache so he makes an appointment to see his dentist.

When he gets there and enters the surgery he tells the dentist that he wants no anaesthetic of any kind for his treatment.

The dentist asked why and he replied that he wanted to - Transcend Dental Medication!"

This is all true, of course. Why are my sisters not here to read your words of wisdom?

When indeed?