Zorga wishes to be moderated by her sister.
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TESTEMONAIL: Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.
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#2
Bring and Brag / Eris' Stitch'n'Bitch--AKA the Discordian Craft Corner
February 21, 2006, 06:45:39 PM
A ninja scarf!!
That looks even better than the leopard skin print silk scarf Zorga uses to play ninja.
Bell.a! When are you coming back to Montana to play ninja with Zorga again?
That looks even better than the leopard skin print silk scarf Zorga uses to play ninja.
Bell.a! When are you coming back to Montana to play ninja with Zorga again?
#3
Apple Talk / Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
February 21, 2006, 06:13:15 PM
Zorga finds that rum works even better than words when it comes to sleeping at night.
#4
Or Kill Me / Rev Roger, Sermon 31: Shit Your Hate, or You Will DIE!
July 29, 2005, 11:47:34 PMQuote from: agent compassionThank you and good point, Agent C.
See quote in Bella's sig.
Please also see quote in Zorga's sig.
#5
Principia Discussion / Plug your cabal/disorganization
July 25, 2005, 07:39:28 AM
No cabal. Zorga is not Discordian.
#6
Literate Chaotic / Where are the love poems?
July 10, 2005, 07:59:38 PM
Bob? Is that you, Bob?
Zorga knew she'd run you to ground one of these days, you bastard.
Zorga knew she'd run you to ground one of these days, you bastard.
#7
Literate Chaotic / Where are the love poems?
July 10, 2005, 07:50:41 PM
Zorga is happy now. Thank you both for sharing your love poems with Zorga.
#8
Literate Chaotic / Re: Where are the love poems?
July 10, 2005, 04:32:17 AMQuote from: The Good Reverend RogerNo. Zorga is not kind.
Would you be kind enough to explain the difference?
#9
Literate Chaotic / Where are the love poems?
July 10, 2005, 04:23:34 AM
First Zorga finds there are no romance novels recommended in the library.
Now I cannot seem to find love poems. What is going on here?
No. Zorga does notmean porn - she means romance.
Now I cannot seem to find love poems. What is going on here?
No. Zorga does notmean porn - she means romance.
#10
Literate Chaotic / MODZ! I GOTS HAPPY FEET!
July 10, 2005, 04:12:12 AMQuote from: Tomorrow Comes Todaythe world is a sick, sick place.Get along little doggie.
I'm just trying to get along.
Sorry, too many years in Montana.
#11
Or Kill Me / its all about the journey?
May 15, 2005, 08:04:54 PMQuote from: SLOTH OR ENTROPYummmm...rum. cheers.Cheers. Zorga is glad you are well and truly happy, but here is one more joke anyway.
i am well and truely happy now, so those jokes must be top.thanks
A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons.
The stewardess looks at him and says, 'I am sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger.'
#12
Or Kill Me / its all about the journey?
May 08, 2005, 07:45:04 AM
Zorga also wants to say that Eldora is quite correct.
You may rest, but you may not stop.
Even Zorga has had to rest many many times.
Here, have some of my rum. It will get the fires going again.
You may rest, but you may not stop.
Even Zorga has had to rest many many times.
Here, have some of my rum. It will get the fires going again.
#13
Or Kill Me / its all about the journey?
May 08, 2005, 07:43:12 AM
Here's a very bad joke for you.
Cheer up or Zorga will be forced to tell you one bad joke for each of her ex-husbands - and that's a lot of jokes!
"The Dalai Llama has a toothache so he makes an appointment to see his dentist.
When he gets there and enters the surgery he tells the dentist that he wants no anaesthetic of any kind for his treatment.
The dentist asked why and he replied that he wanted to - Transcend Dental Medication!"
Cheer up or Zorga will be forced to tell you one bad joke for each of her ex-husbands - and that's a lot of jokes!
"The Dalai Llama has a toothache so he makes an appointment to see his dentist.
When he gets there and enters the surgery he tells the dentist that he wants no anaesthetic of any kind for his treatment.
The dentist asked why and he replied that he wanted to - Transcend Dental Medication!"
#14
Principia Discussion / Questions Only
April 09, 2005, 06:12:13 PM
This is all true, of course. Why are my sisters not here to read your words of wisdom?